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The Do’s And Don’ts For All Zodiac Signs

Posted by @ B H i on November 25, 2006

Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19)

DO’S

Aries are naturally active and vibrant people and they tend to like
such people too. You will have to increase your pace to be in step
with them. They like and appreciate frank and straightforward
persons. With them you can be your true self (but don’t try your
luck being over frank-they are volatile). If you are in love with an
Arian, then you have to show your enthusiasm in all their activities
(you can always yawn later!).

DON’TS

Do not tell an Aries that s/he may be wrong. Any such statement may
stir a storm in a teacup. Aries are very faithful and passionate
lovers. Do not give air to the smoldering fire within them by making
them jealous. No flirtation or fooling around with others in their
presence unless of course you wish to write your death wish (you
will be granted!).

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Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20)

DO’S

Stability and dependability characterize Taurus. They like people
who can blend and grow with them. If you have a Taurus partner you
should appreciate all things bright and beautiful. They have an
inherent artistic sense and are fond of color and music. Judge life
with them from a purely materialistic point of view. Enjoy
everything luxurious that money can provide. Enjoy good food (better
if you can cook to please them) and good drinks with them.

DON’TS

Taurus do not loose their temper easily (in fact you may spend the
whole life with them and still no spark) but you should not push
your luck too much. Being unreasonable or aggressive with them may
get you into trouble. Do not press him/her into a corner, and if you
do, be prepared for a violent rage. Taurus is capable of violent
outbursts though such an event is is very rare occasions. They can
be suffocating when they are possessive about you.

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Gemini (May 21 – June 21)

DO’S

Gemini is a highly intellectual and versatile person. If you have a
Gemini partner you have to match your wits with his/her wits to keep
the zing in the relationship. They want to be mentally stimulated so
you have to be good at conversing. Your sense of humor will get you
a permanent residence in the heart of a Gemini. Be more
communicative with them, and if you are good at this, you will never
know how hours pass by holding each other’s hand.

DON’TS

Gemini’s like to do many things at the same time, so if
unfortunately you are the type who is looking for stability you may
get disappointed. Do not hold back a Gemini or you may lose him/her,
as they are restless and need change in life constantly. You should
try to adopt yourself with the ever-changing Gemini. Orthodox or
conservative old fashion ideas are no-no in their dictionary. Change
with the ever-changing Gemini and do not flow against the current .

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Cancer (Jun22 – July 22)

DO’S

Try to adapt yourself with the changing moods of the Cancer. At one
moment they may be laughing and enjoying and in another they may
sulk. You may have to adjust with the moody and sensitive Cancer.
They are like the tides in the ocean, always fluctuating. Cancerians
love food, so if you know how to cook and can be poetic and romantic
(added Bonus) then you know the way to their heart.

DON’TS

Cancerians are very sensitive people and can get easily hurt. So do
not play with their emotions and sentiments. They are like tides
that can sweep you along. They form emotional bonds with even
inanimate things, so do not ask them to discard old caps or
souvenirs. Such things hold special meaning to them. You have to
realize that the crabs have a soft heart and are vulnerable. Do not
contradict their tested line of thought and action, it would only
lead to confusion.

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Leo (July 23 – Aug 22)

DO’S

If you have Leo partner respect him and his majestic manners. Accept
the advice of Leo, the lion, as he is the king of the jungle. It is
the sign of a showman, so if your partner does everything in grand
style enjoy it. They fall easily for flattery and want to be center
of attraction of all eyes (sometimes they can be quiet theatrical
too).

DON’TS

Never ever hurt the ego of a Leo. Pride, ego and vanity are some of
the bags Leo’s always carry with them. Do not touch these bags. An
authoritative Leo is even more difficult to handle in such
circumstances. Leo is a sunny sign so they do not like people who
are gloomy or depressed. Even if you are crying at heart keep a
sunny smile on your lips and then let the lion take charge and
remove all worries from your life.

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Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept22)

DO’S

Virgo’s are very methodical and have a great sense of duty. However,
they are blind to their own faults. So, if you have a Virgo partner
emphasize more on their qualities. Take keen interest in what they
are doing and you will realize that they will go out of their way to
help you. Do rely and appreciate their mental powers rather than
their physical powers. They can turn even an unsuccessful venture
into a success.

DON’TS

Do not push a Virgo into limelight or on the center stage unless of
course they do so on their own. They are shy and reserved by nature
and do not like to be the cynosure of all eyes. Virgo’s have secrets
that they would not like to bring out in the open. So, even if you
have the key to their secret skeleton-closet, hide it; do not even
admit that you know anything about it. Virgo, the virgins, do not
want to tarnish their public image.

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Libra (Sep 22 – Oct 23)

DO’S

Librans need peace and harmony in all their relationships, so help
them maintain that. Venus, the ruling planet, gives them beauty and
they have weakness for people who can compliment them about their
beauty (you will not have to make an effort to do that anyway). You
can help Libra seek union and partnership in life. If you have a
Libra partner you can be sure to share beautiful and pleasurable
moments together.

DON’TS

Libra is kind and gentle soul but very argumentative. Hence, do not
start an argument or discussion unless, of course, you are free and
do not know how to pass your time. They hate to lose and most
probably during an argument may change sides too (remember scales
can tilt) and still continue arguing from the other side. Do not
push your Libra partner into making decisions. They will keep
weighing pros and cons and may still not be able to come to any
decision. Have patience !

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Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21)

DO’S

Scorpio’s are full of passion and zest for life. They have
tremendous drive that can involve you too. Tune in to their
wavelength and you can enjoy the harmony and music of life with
them. Scorpio’s are loyal and never forget a kind deed done by you.
If you want to enjoy life with your Scorpio lover, share their
passion and intensity and you will be fascinated by how beautiful
life can be with them.

DON’TS

Scorpio’s are very passionate and intense but they are also fiercely
possessive and would like to possess your mind, body and soul. Do
not let seeds of jealousy grow in them because then you may have to
suffer agonies of jealousy and discontentment in life. Scorpio’s
have explosive tempers be careful how you handle them. They never
let anyone know what is going on in their mind till they strike and
you may be caught unaware. Do not flirt around in the presence of
your Scorpio lover.

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Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21)

DO’S

Sagittarius is basically a happy go lucky kind. You can enjoy with
them their zest and enthusiasm for life. They bubble with
excitement. And if you share the same interests and hobbies, life
can be great fun together. They are frank and straightforward so if
you want some truthful opinion about anything or anyone go to them.
Be optimistic as they are and view life as glass half full.

DON’TS

Sagittarius is fiercely independent and cannot tolerate restriction.
Hence, do not try to hold them back in life. Let them enjoy their
freedom because if you hold any special place in their heart they
will always come back for you. Do not feel irritated by the
exaggeration in their speech. They may go on and on, talking about
certain things that may not even interest you, but its their way of
trying to communicate with you. They are basically frank and
outspoken (to the point of being rude), so do not feel offended by
their talks.

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Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 20)

DO’S

Capricornians are strong and dependable. Hence, if you want to put
your money on anyone it is of course this zodiac sign. They are
practical and conservative in their outlook and they expect you to
blend in their color. They set certain standards for themselves in
their life and they will always try to maintain those standards. For
them social status and image is very important in life.

DON’TS

Do not expect a Capricorn mate to open his/her heart and pour
everything to you. They are very secretive and reserved people. They
are very thorough in all their affairs and hate any kind of
sloppiness. People born under this zodiac are very tight-fisted and
economical. Do not expect lavish gifts from them and if they do give
you any gift (that is very rare) it will have some practical use (no
romance please) but that does not mean you will be deprived of
anything; on the contrary you will be well provided.

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Aquarius (Jan 21 – Feb 21)

DO’S

Aquarius are friendly and fascinating people. They have in-depth
knowledge about various subjects and you can converse with them for
hours without getting bored. They are capable of giving a lot of
love that can be amazing. They have a very broad outlook of life and
you can relax in their presence. They will always welcome your ideas
and actions about humanitarian causes. To keep an Aquarius lover
interested you must possess that mysterious and intriguing quality.
Once hooked they will always be very faithful to you.

DON’TS

Do not expect or plan a normal, simple and predictable life with an
Aquarius partner. Aquarians are totally unpredictable. They can go
to any direction without giving any advance notice. They are
basically very restless and get bored easily. Though they are very
friendly, do not expect them to reveal their inner most feelings to
you (they never will). They can be detached and impersonal, which
may seem strange to others.

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Pisces (Feb 22 – Mar 21)

DO’S

Pisceans are sensitive and charming. If you are looking for someone
who is understanding and can understand your feelings then you have
met the right person. You should appreciate their feelings too, as
in your time of need they are sure to help you. Pisces have a keenly
developed sixth sense and have great intuitive powers. Their hunches
may usually be right on mark. But they can exhaust their physical
and mental energies. They are born dreamers and you can build
palaces with your dream lover (only in real life it may become a
little difficult preposition).

DON’TS

Pisces are dreamers and you should not expect them to have worldly
ambitions. They are not materialistic in nature. It is not that they
like living below the poverty line but they have no earnest desire
to accumulate wealth. They are very sensitive and you have to be
always careful about their feelings. The fishes are capable of
drowning you in their tears (even men born under this sign).

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