Posted by @ B H i on November 25, 2006
1) what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the…batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
……….sita with ravan
4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan
6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k data bahar hai**
7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
8) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
An insect falls into a mug of beer…
Throws his mug away and walks out
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ……INTELLIGENT INDIANS
-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military aid
-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer