Posted by @ B H i on November 22, 2006
There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else,
my salary isn’t sufficient!!
I try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me
and brings me back.
They can’t fire me, slaves have to be
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the
When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one
Experience is the comb you get after you start losing your
well done is
better than well said.
mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
If you can’t see the bright side of life,
polish the dull side.
Where there’s a
will there are five hundred relatives.
I have a drinking problem – I can’t afford it.
have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one
can’t blame on the government.
There are three
sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An expert is
someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound