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Nice thoughts…..

Posted by @ B H i on November 22, 2006

There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else,

my salary isn’t sufficient!!

I try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me

and brings me back.

They can’t fire me, slaves have to be

sold.

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need

more.

Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of

them.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the

difference.

When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one

forgets.

Experience is the comb you get after you start losing your

hair.

well done is

better than well said.

Everyone makes

mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.

You’re not

drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

If you can’t see the bright side of life,

polish the dull side.

Where there’s a

will there are five hundred relatives.

I have a drinking problem – I can’t afford it.

Everyone should

have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one

can’t blame on the government.

There are three

sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An expert is

someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it  sound

confusing.

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22 Responses to “Nice thoughts…..”

  1. palak sharma said

    Love is an irresistive desire to be desired irresistively.

  2. Rathish said

    nice…..n keep going

  3. Mr. Singh said

    love = loss of vital energy. gp

  4. 1.I have not said everything i have said.
    2. Blessing is to die for a cause dan to die for nothing
    3. where you think i am weak, is where i am strong

  5. Love is a caprisious creature who expects everything but can be contented by Just Nothing.

  6. saim said

    love is life,,,,

  7. sandra said

    don’t hold something in your arms that you could never hold in your heart

    • nikhil said

      One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her.
      the gal gave him a challenge to live a day with out her,
      only them she will marry him. no communication was there
      for 24hours.
      the boy dont know that the gal has only 24 hours life
      left.becoz she was ill. after 24 hrs the boy went to the gals
      house holding a ring. he was shocked to know that she was dead.
      she left a letter for him saying,” U DID IT AND U CAN BE WITH OUT ME.DO IT EVERYDAY MY LOVE… MISS YOU….!

  8. sandra said

    one last thing. without heroes we are all plain people who don’t know how far we can go. a bird doesn’t sing because it has a song, but because it has an answer… Trust is the highest form of motivation.

  9. Me said

    I exist,
    therefore I feel,
    I feel,
    therefore I love,
    I love,
    therefore I live..

  10. You have to be alive to complain.

  11. navneet srivastva said

    life is love……!!!!

  12. Anul said

    hmmm
    nice thought
    But love is luxury of life also.

  13. Franksam said

    Time will always take away moments but memories will always bring them back.

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