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Mahabharat – krishnajanma

Posted by @ B H i on November 17, 2006

In some remote village of India, one masterji is
teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students. He
is at the ‘krishnajanma’ part of it.
Masterji
: “Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister’s
8th child is going to kill him. He was furious. He
ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars. First
son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning…
Second one is born n kansa throws him off the
mountain peak. Third one is born…”
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his
hand. Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n
confused)
Masterji
: “Ramu bete, whole india does not have doubt
in mahabharata then how come u have one?”
.
.
.
.
Ramu :
Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki’s 8th child
was going to Kill him,
WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT
‘VASUDEV’ AND’ DEVAKI ‘ IN THE SAME JAIL ??????
Masterji fainted…………………….

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