Posted by @ B H i on November 9, 2006
A teacher in a mathematics lecture asks a 3rd std class,” If there are
3 birds on a tree and u shoot one of them,how many birds would remain??
“.Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.
teacher: “ok johnny ,wats the answer?”.
Johnny:” after hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also fly away.”
Teacher:”no johnny, the answer here is 2,but I like the way u r thinkin.
now johnny has a doubt.
Johhny: ” teacher can i ask u a question?
johnny:” there are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour.the first one is eatin it,the second is lickin it while the third one is suckin
on it.can u tell which one of the ladies is married??”
teacher is terribly embaressed,but she puts on a brave face and answers.
Teacher: “I….I……I guess the one which is suckin on the ice cream is married.”
Johnny:” no ma’am,the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY U R THINKIN.” !!!!!