Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

Some Cool Sms to make u smile

Posted by @ B H i on November 8, 2006

u r Ultimate

u r Lovely

u r Likeable

u r Unique

In short…

u r ULLU !!!

I am getting marrried next week.

There will be small party and

only a few people will be invited.

Dont brings any gifts.

just brings

SOMEONE

to marry me.

Galileo : Great Mind

Einstein : Genius Mind

Newton : Extraordinary Mind

Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind

ME : Master Mind

YOU : Never Mind

Good Person : Its YOU

Good Friend : Its YOU again

Good Heart : Thats YOU !

Good Will : Its also YOU !

Good Looking Ahh….hold it.

Its 2 much 4 u…..

Now its ME

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

kuch nahi bas

tumhari shakal yaad aagayi

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

I wanted 2 kill the

SWEETEST, SMARTEST &

the most beautiful person on the earth,

but then I thought………

SUICIDE is a crime.

I Look at the moon,

the moon is beautiful…

I look at you…

I… I…I’d rather look at

the moon again…

Monday ko ….. Dosti

Tuesday ko ….. Pyaar

Wednesday ko ….. Shadi

Thursday ko ….. Ghumana

Friday ko ….. Jhagada

Saturday ko….. Talak

Sunday ko ….. Rest

Monday ko ….. Next

CHI CHANG CHEN LAINGHUANG

THEIN CHI KWA SIAU-CIE WOHEN

HAU NI THAZ THAZ HAO OEI SIEN-SHENG

Popat ! Agar samj nahi

aa raha ho to

padh kyon rahe ho….?

Why do we drink water ?

Because we cannot eat it.

Which letters R *cute*

‘U’ and ‘I’

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car
around it.

Zinjagi mein teen chijen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain….

1) PAISA, 2) MAUT

AUR …… ???……AUR

3) MERA MESSAGE

The more you study.

The more you know.

The more you know.

The more you forget.

The more you forget.

The less you know.

So why study?

Full Forms :

LOVE : Loss of Valueable Energy

WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

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