Laughter All The Way….

Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu

Posted by @ B H i on November 8, 2006

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air

hostess down with it.

2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India,

but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them


3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when

you are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for

a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out

in the third test against the West Indies at

Barbados.”Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends

of the rope.”

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian


6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more

than what they hide.

7. Wickets are like wives – you never know which way

they will turn!

8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a

lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me

tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in

the whole world, which does not have wings!

10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the

Indians are in the sea.

12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a


13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a

topless bar!

15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the

cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls

and everything else falls!

16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss

without a Squeeze.

17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a

goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to

Manchester United.

19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first

two bites too.

20. One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect

to score a six.

21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third

umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul ‘NOT OUT’ in the

second test at Port of Spain T&T “Eddie Nichols is a

man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two


22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a

puncture or two.

24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or

losing your pants.

25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming


27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a

hard-boiled egg.

28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking


29. The third umpires should be changed as often as

nappies and for the same reason.

30. Kumble’s bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa


21 Responses to “Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu”

  1. Rishi pal Singh Hora said

    Wah Siddhu paaji maza aa gaya. I wanna talk to u if u hv time.Plz paaji if u hv then please send ur email address to mine so that i cn interect with u.I wanna give u something. My email address is

  2. Agnibann Bose said

    Gawd man….laughed my guts out to these..missing Sidhu man in the commentary box!!

  3. Sidhu paaji I really miss you in the commentary box.Your funny quotes,one liners.hindi shayari,etc and everything else.I have never seen a more versatile personality than you.Be it cricket,commentary,politics or laughter challenge judge.You have virtually achieved something that people cannot even dream of achieving.Keep it up paaji and we love you.

  4. sUresh.. said

    u rock !n d commentary box….
    !n eaCh of d lyn of dis qOute made me laugh.
    Bt i missng ur spontaneous and inspiration and love ful shayari…..
    So i oblige if u snd me best ur best eVer
    wa!t!ng 4 a hope ful reply

  5. amt said

    u have been so versatile and pleasent
    keep going..
    we lov u.

  6. anonymys said

    Just stop sucking Bangladesh. Suck your ass. That means shut the fuck up, or you will be fucked!

  7. siddharth said

    sir your commentry is more revolutionary

  8. Honey bhatia said

    Paa ji tusi great ho.tusi tain hun sade amritsar di jaan ban geye ho.thank you sir for giving amritsar a new look.

  9. dhruvit shah said

    sirji tusi hamesha comentory box hi raho

  10. pratik s thakkar said

    wow thats gr8………sirji me to thehra gujarati lekin mennu punjabi log bahot pasand hai,,….n i m abig fan of ur speech…..

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  15. Ashok sanki said

    Navjot sir u r fantabulous commentator, great comedian, great sherr sunanewala, no person in this world will be able to take your place . Sir how u remember so many quotes, idioms, if it was in my hand i will definitely going to start college and make u the principal.

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  17. vishal waman said

    Its definitely a good collection. Looking forward to more such quotes.

  18. garvit singh said

    i only saw extra innings bcoz of u …apke muh se nikli shayri ..apke muh se nikle alfaaz … comparison in this whole world……

  19. Gulshan said

    Sir g tu tussi great ho

  20. manawwar hussain said

    sr u r a perfct desi cmntr ,i also want to do cmntry with u nd i m hopeful that one day i wil with u

  21. just what i was looking for

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