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Never argue with a woman who reads…too good!!

Posted by @ B H i on November 4, 2006

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat
out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along
comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What
are
you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing.
I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at
any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the
woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipments. For all I know you could
start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

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