for drinkers only (and for those who never tasted)
Posted by @ B H i on November 4, 2006
· An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
· Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
· It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
· Don’t you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.
· I drink to forget I drink.
· There are more old drunkards than old physicians.
· Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.
· Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.
· Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
· The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
· You can’t be a Real Country unless you have a Beer and an airline — it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a Beer.
· Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.