Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

Why Computers Sometimes Crash! By Dr. Seuss.

Posted by @ B H i on October 10, 2006

(You gotta read this one out loud)

 

I f a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
At a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk
Abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

 

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking
Icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index
Doesn’t hash, then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!

 

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is
Connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to
Another protocol, that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

 

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons
In the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out
With a bang, ‘cuz sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang.

 

When the copy on your floppy’s getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code
Instructions are causing unnecessary risk, then you’ll have to flash the memory
And you’ll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be
Sure to tell your Mom!

 

Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: