Student & Teacher Jokes
Posted by @ B H i on October 10, 2006
Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.”
And the best one for the day
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.