Mast Jokes..
Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on October 10, 2006
Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!
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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
“Without Information Fighting Everytime”
Wife replies,” No, It means ,
“With Idiot For Ever !!!”
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Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs
???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i’m confident. Your friend is also my son,
that’s confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints… —
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reshma said
Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari.
Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, Pair Aur Sar Mod Diya.
Aaj Duniya Us Ladke Ko Baba Ramdev Ke Naam Se Janti Hai.
Santa Ek Din Banta Ko Bata Raha Tha
Santa: “Yaar Kal Raat Maine Teen Ghante CD Player Par Ek English Movie Dekhi, Na Koi Scene Dikha Na Hi Koi Awaaz Aayi”
Banta Hairani Se: “Picture Ka Naam Kya Tha?”
Santa: “No Disc Inserted“
Ek Sharabi Sadak Ke Beech Gir Gaya.
Police Wale Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Sharaabi Se Bola: “Tumne Itni Sharab Kyon Pee Rakhi Hai?”
Sharabi Hath Jodte Hue: “Mazboori Thi Sir”
Police Wala: “Kaisi Mazboori Thi?”
Sharabi: “Bottle Ka Dhakkan Kahi Gum Ho Gaya Tha Sir“
Do Purane Dost Kafi Time Baad Achanak Raste Mein Mile,
Ek Doosre Ka Haal-Chaal Puchne Par Maloom Hua Ki Dono Shaadi Kar Chuke The.
Ek Ne Pucha: “Kaisi Hai Tumahari Biwi?”
Dusre Ne Khush Ho Kar Bataya: “Meri Biwi Ka Kya Kehna Yaar, Wo To Swarg Ki Apsara Hai”
Pehla Udaas Hokar Bola: “Khush Kismat Hai Bhai, Meri To Abhi tak Jinda Hai“
Pappu Aur Uska Dost Golu Ek Shadi Mein Gaye,
To Golu Ke Man Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pappu Se Puchha
Golu: “Yaar Pappu, Shadi Mein Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Mein Kyu Rakha Jata Hai?”
Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Jawab Diya
Pappu: “Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaaye, Abe Ye To Meri Wali Hai“
Pappu: “Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaaye, Abe Ye To Meri Wali Hai“
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KISHOR said
ek baar murgi market jata hai or sales men ko bolta hai bhaiya bhaiya do aande(agge), sales men kaha aaye tum khud ande deti ho, tumhe kyu chahiye to murgi ne kaha ki mera husband kahaita hai darling rs6 rupe k liye aapna figar kyu kharab karti ho. ha ha ha…………….
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swati negi said
if u pass in exams:
mom’s words:bahut khushi ki baat h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dad:mera beta sher h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luvr:so sweet………….
&
frnds:dhokebaaz,kaminey,oye!!!kabpada betune itna?????????????
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AkSh A Sharma said
Story of Mr. Singh and MS. Kaur
Jasvinders’ girlfriend told him to bring
PROTECTION next time they go on a date.
Jasvinder brought
3 Brothers,
25 Friends, &
12 Cousins
with hockey sticks…!
LOLz
AkSh A Sharma said
Pakistan cricketers who dont know English
Pakistan cricketers who dont know English,
prepare answers, after match for media asking…
One day after a match with Shoaib malik…
Media :”So Malik, thats fantastic, your wife sania
is pregnant.”
Malik:”Ya all credit goes to my team. Everyone
worked hard for it, specially Afridi.
It was a tight situation when he went in. His
performance was really fantastic with Razak in
the middle. Also the crowd gathered to watch his
work, our coach also have enjoyed it, they work
hard day&night all credit goes to my coach & my
teammates & special thanks to sania who
supported me 4 this job ”
Media speechless
AkSh A Sharma said
Shohar to biwi Aao tmhari battery charge kar don
Shohar to biwi : Aao tmhari battery charge kar
don?
Biwi: Raat ko to ki thi.
Shohar: Phir kar deta hon
Biwi: Nahi janu is tarha to battery jaldi phool
jayegi.?
AkSh A Sharma said
1 aurat ne apne pati ko divorce de diya.
Roz office se late nikalta tha aur bolta tha:”I’m
on”D WAY”
Baad me Pata chala uski secretary ka naam
Ms.”DAVE”tha.
AkSh A Sharma said
Ladka Ladki Ko Pataa Ke Car Me Jungle Le Gaya.
Girl : “Mein Bataana Bhool Gayi Ki
Mein C*ll Girl Hu Aur Ek Baar Ke 500 Leti Hu.
Ladke Ne Majburi Me Paise Diye ..
Karne Ke Baad Ladka Cigarette Peene Laga.
Ladki: “Chalo, Waapas Nahi Jaana Kya?”
Ladka: “Mein Bataana Bhool Gaya Tha Ki
Mein Taxi Driver Hu Aur Yaha Se Shahar Ke 800
Leta Hu.
AkSh A Sharma said
Court me Pappu talak ke liye gaya
Court me Pappu talak ke liye gaya .
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Pappu judge se bola :- Sir, I am not
happy with my wife,, .
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To Patni Boli :- Kamine, sara mohalla
khush hai bus tere hi nakhre hai
AkSh A Sharma said
Santa was watching FTV
Suddenly son come her…
Santa = Kitne gareeb ladkiya hai.
Kapde lene ke liye paise nhi hai.
Son = Papa agar enh se bhi gareeb
dekhne ho to mere paas C.D hai.
AkSh A Sharma said
Baap 6 sal ke bete se: So ja beta nahi to bhoot aa jayega.
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Beta: Aap logo ko to bas ROMANCE ka bahaana
chahiye,
Chahe bachhe ki fat jaye bhoot ke naam se. 😀 xD hee
AkSh A Sharma said
3lol
sameena said
nice jokes hahaha vey funny