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Guys are Great..

Posted by @ B H i on October 10, 2006

THE PROBLEM WITH GUYS

>>>   If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
>>>
>>>   If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.
>>>
>>>   If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
>>>
>>>   If you Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
>>>
>>>   If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
>>>
>>>   If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
>>>
>>>   If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll Lose FACE;
>>>
>>>   If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
>>>
>>>   If u don’t Love him, he Tries to POSSESS u;
>>>
>>>   If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
>>>
>>>   If u don’t Let him KISS u, he says u don’t Love him;
>>>
>>>   If u let him KISS! ! he says u are CHEAP.
>>>
>>>   If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
>>>
>>>   If u Don’t, he says dat u don’t TRUST him
>>>
>>>   If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
>>>
>>>   If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
>>>
>>>   If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
>>>
>>>   If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
>>>
>>>   If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
>>>
>>>   If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
>>>
>>>   If u do WELL in your Exams, he says it’s LUCK;
>>>
>>>   If he does Well, it’s BRAINS.
>>>
>>>   If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
>>>
>>>   If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE! !
>>>
>>>   Guys are in fact really so troublesome & sooo hard to please!
>>>
>>>   I just want to add one more ..
>>>
>>>   If you send this to guys, they will say it’s not true …
>>>
>>>   But if you don’t, they say you are selfish ..🙂

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