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It can happen only in Indian Movies

Posted by @ B H i on October 2, 2006

Baghban : Amitabh Bachchan and Hema Malini are separated right after
Holi remember Amit abh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said
to be

separated for six months, ie from March to September. Within that
six-month period, they celebrate Valentine’s Day, which falls on February
14, and karva chauth, which is usually observed in October. There is no
way these two occasions could come between March and September!

Lagaan : Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At the time, an over
in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6
balls.
Mayb e modern cricket learnt from the movie.

Amar Akbar Anthony : Three men donate blood at the same time to the
same person.

Awwal Number: Dev Anand is an o! mnipotent genius — former
cricketer,captain, army chief, commissioner, you name it. And Aamir Khan
carries a huge transistor in his pocket while batting!

Khalnayak : The police tracks the villain from an MS Word Document
screen! something that office team will be interested in)

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha : Kajol gets off the tr ain to use the public
toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor
girl,little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets
inside.

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi : Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to
America. Well, we ll, some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways. Since
when did they start flying international?

Raja Hindustani : Navneet Nishan has short hair before marriage. After
tying the knot, she acquires waist-length hair overnight. What a
hair-raising experience!

Raja : Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri Dixit. Min!
utes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip
Tahil. That’s what I call an autofill!

Guddu : Manisha Koirala and Shah Rukh Khan are seen hanging on a \n\n”,0] ); D([“ce”]); //–>
parachute during a song. But when the song ends, they land on a glider.
What a
switch above sea level!

Te re Mere Sapne : Priya Gill is doing her BA. But at the bus stop, she
is carrying an electrical technology thesis by B L Theraja. What an
electrifying interest!!

4 Responses to “It can happen only in Indian Movies”

  1. shashi said

    interesting wrap up!!

  2. IndianPad said

    It can happen only in Indian Movies

    It can happen only in Indian Movies posted at IndianPad.com

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  4. Anonymous said

    wow, how did you get it all, very keen n nice observation

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