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Roles in Indian Heaven :

Posted by @ B H i on August 27, 2006

Brahma
 Systems Installation   

Vishnu
 Systems Administration & Support

 Lakshmi
 Finance and Accounts consultant

  Saraswati
 Training and Knowledge Management

  Shiva
 DBA (Crash Specialist)

  Ganesh
 Quality Assuarance & Documentation

  Narada
 Data transfer

  Yama
 Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

  Chitragupta
 IDP & Personal Records

  Apsaras
 Downloadable Viruses

  Devas
 Mainframe Programmers

  Surya
 Solaris Administrator

  Rakshasas
 In house Hackers

  Ravan
 ! ;Internet Explorer WWWF

  Kumbhakarnan
 Zombie Process

  Lakshman
 Support Software and Backup

  Hanuman
 Linux/s390

   Vaali
 MS Windows

 Sugreeva
 DOS

  Jatayu
 Firewall

   Dronacharya
 System Programmer

  Vishwamitra
 Sr. Manager Projects

   Shakuni
 Annual appraisal & Promotion

   Valmiki
 Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

  
Krishna

 SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

  Dharmaraj Yudhishthira
 ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

  Arjun
 Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

   Abhimanyu
 Trainee Programmer

  Draupadi
 Motivation & Team building

  Bhima
 MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

  Duryodhana
 Microsoft product Written in VB

  Karna
 Contract programmer

  Dhrutarashtra
 Visual C++

   Gandhari
 Dreamweaver

  100 Kauravas
 Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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