Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

Nice JOkes

Posted by @ B H i on August 27, 2006

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against
mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
*****
Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA” shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
*****
Banta ek sadhu se bola” Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi
 upay
batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
*****
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.
*****
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about
u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
*****
Q: How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the
board.
*****
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a
pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call
*****
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
*****
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!
*****
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
*****
What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
*****
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes
 first –
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
*****
Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I
 breathe
a
man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash ?”

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