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Hilarious…..!!! Damn Good

Posted by @ B H i on August 27, 2006

Anita was in her late thirties and still not married.

She just had a hard time meeting men.

And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks.

Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.

Anita wrote: “Looking for a man who won?t beat me, won?t leave me, and is excellent in bed.”

Several days went by and she hadn’t gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door.

She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.

“Can I help you?” Anita asked.

He said, “I am the man of your dreams!”

Anita was baffled. She said, “Excuse me.”

“I read your personal add in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I can?t beat you. I have no legs, so I can never leave you.”

“But are you good in bed?” Anita asked.

He replied, “How do you think I knocked on the door?!”

One Response to “Hilarious…..!!! Damn Good”

  1. sdfkv said

    if i were ur sense of humour,id jump off the cliff

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