Hilarious…..!!! Damn Good
Posted by @ B H i on August 27, 2006
Anita was in her late thirties and still not married.
She just had a hard time meeting men.
And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks.
Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.
Anita wrote: “Looking for a man who won?t beat me, won?t leave me, and is excellent in bed.”
Several days went by and she hadn’t gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door.
She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.
“Can I help you?” Anita asked.
He said, “I am the man of your dreams!”
Anita was baffled. She said, “Excuse me.”
“I read your personal add in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I can?t beat you. I have no legs, so I can never leave you.”
“But are you good in bed?” Anita asked.
He replied, “How do you think I knocked on the door?!”