Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

WHEN RAMLAL MASTER TRY TO SPEAK ENGLISH

Posted by @ B H i on August 20, 2006

About his family :
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I have two daughters. Both of them are girls…(?)

# At the ground :
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All of you, stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please come here…{Meaning girl with specs).
# To a boy, angrily :
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
# Giving a punishment :
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You, rotate the ground four times…

You, go and under-stand the tree…

You three of you, stand together separately.

Why are you late – say YES or NO ….(?)
# Sir at his best :
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them.

So the next day at school… ( to that boy ) – “Yesterday , I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre”
Inside the Class :
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.

Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor

You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class .. )

Both of u three, get out of the class.

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today …

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver…..

Take 5 cm wire of any length….

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