Posted by @ B H i on August 20, 2006
Q: Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?
Answer: If we jumped into our pants simultaneously placing both legs in
at one time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us
are getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative
effect would Cause an earth tremor. Due to the use of time zones, the
tremor established In Eastern Time would arrive in the central zone at
precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants. The
tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine
with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle
encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day’s Tremor and
eventually cause the earth’s crust to break apart and float into space.
This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time