Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

Awesome Information

Posted by @ B H i on August 20, 2006

  • The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.
  • No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
  • Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
  • You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
  • Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
  • The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.
  • The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
  • American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.
  • Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
  • Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
  • Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!
  • The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first “Marlboro Man.”
  • Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!
  • PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!
  • The three most valuable brand names on earth:  Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
  • It is possible to lead a cow upstairs… but, not downstairs.
  • A duck’s quack doesn’t echo,and no one knows why.
  • Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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