Laughter All The Way….


Posted by @ B H i on July 23, 2006

Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.


Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students

Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?


Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday


Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!


Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?”
Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.

Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.


Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, ‘God, are you still in there?’


Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.”



  1. hannah said

    i like these these are very funny

  2. Refilwe said

    these are very hilarious. love them my best is the first one.

  3. Pranav said


  4. aboud said

    fuke u alll

  5. aashana said

    these jokes are really very very pajama bad and to old……:|!!!1

  6. Ripan said

    Hehehe….4 d 1st one

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