santa & banta are back
Posted by @ B H i on July 23, 2006
Santa : What is the meaning of SMS?
Banta : It Means…
S – Sardaro ka
M – Mazaak udane ki
S – Service
Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor? Santa:
Sir, this is a correspondence course.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the
bell, but no one comes out.
Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..