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santa & banta are back

Posted by @ B H i on July 23, 2006

Santa : What is the meaning of SMS?
Banta : It Means…
S – Sardaro ka
M – Mazaak udane ki
S – Service

Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor? Santa:
Sir, this is a correspondence course.

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle
bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the
bell, but no one comes out.

Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana
rahe ho?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..

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