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Something about Men

Posted by @ B H i on July 4, 2006

* If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if it’s a male then feel proud of after reading it! **

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?” *

*The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he** needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

“Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord  asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.

“Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”

The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river.

When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez.

“Is this your wife?” the Lord asked.

“Yes,” cried the  woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”

The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord..

It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said ‘no’ to Jennifer Lopez, You would have come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I said ‘no’ to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT’S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez.”

MORAL OF THIS STORY*

*Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. **

That’s our story, and we’re sticking to it! – “WE ARE HONORABLE  MEN!!!!!” *

*MEN ALWAYS HAV A REASON FOR EVERYTHING. THEY MAKE U BELIVE IN WAT THEY SAY. GUYS R GUYS… RIGHT GIRLS…… *

One Response to “Something about Men”

  1. Nice post, bookmark it

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