Smart Sardar in Army
Posted by @ B H i on July 4, 2006
Scene: Trench warfare on Pakistan border, Sikh regiment on one side.
Kartar Singh gets a bright idea, shouts, “Oye Abdul!”
A guy gets up from other trench, “Kya hai be”
Kartar Singh shoots!! BANG. The guy is shot dead!
Kartar Singh shouts again, “Oye Karim”
2 guys stand up, “Kya hai ?”
BANG BANG both khalaas!
Kartar Singh shouts again,”Oye Mustafa!”
2 more, BANG-BANG! dono khalaas!
Pakistanis get worried, they think: Ye Sardarji log, when did they get so smart? They decide to try the trick themselves.
“Abe Gurdev Singh”
“Oye Gurdev Singh!!”
“O bhai, Gurdev Singh!”
This time some one says, “Gurdev Singh ko kaun bula raha hai re?”
Pakistani gets up, “Main”
BANG! He goes!
First day @ school
Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father.
“Dad, today we had a Spelling Class – All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Sardar?”
“No son, that’s because you are intelligent.”
Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, “Dad, today we had Math class – All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Sardar ??”
“No , that’s because you are intelligent,” replies his father.
Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father. “Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Sardar?”
The father replies, “No son, that’s because you are 31 years old.”
Khet mein Boat
Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai.
Doosara sardar apni Biwi ko leke scooter pe jaa raha tha.
Pehle Sardar ko boat chalate dekh, woh apni biwi se kehta hai “dekho aise sardaro ne hi to sardar ka naam kharab kar rakha hai, woh to mujhe swimming nahi aati, nahi to mein usey bahut maarta.”
Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!
One day a sardar died due to brain tumer.all the sardars started dancing instead of crying.a person came astronished and asked the sardars why they are dancing.One of the sardar replied atleast one of us had brain na paji….
Smart Sardar this is too good
Aardar on bike and a Pathan on a truck. Both were waiting at a traffic signal.
Pathan trying to make fun of sardar” are aye sardar jab head mein khujli hoti hai to helmet utar ke kyun nahi karte” sardar replies “sade pathan, jab leg pe khujli hoti hai, to pant utar ke kyun nahi karta”
Signal turn on and sardar goes on. on another road Pathan says to Sardar ” are aye sardar, jab ek helmet(pagdi) pehna hai to doosra kyun pehna hai” sardar says “oye pathan, jab underwear pehna hai to pant kyun pehna hai”