Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

Jokes

Posted by @ B H i on July 4, 2006

Santa Singh’s son : Ae baap , idhar aa.

Jeeto : Nahin Puttar baap ko izzat se bulana chaida .

Son : OK Mom…. Ae baap … Izzat se idhar aa.

An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The American pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

“That’s my pager,” he said, “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang.

The Japanese lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, “That’s my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.

The Sardar felt low-tech and inferior. He didn’t know what to do to be as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break in the toilet. When he returned, he didn’t realize that there was a piece of toilet paper got stuck and hanging from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows and said, “Wow! What’s that?” Instead of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind.

The Sardar explained, “I’m getting a FAX. . . . . .”

TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as:
“Father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
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TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: “I wish you were here.”
The message received by wife: “I wish you were her.”
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TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue,she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as: “Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady.”

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TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party.

So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says: Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”

The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and

“You are getting better” at the bottom.

The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom”.

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TELEGRAM #5
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent’s house in Delhi.

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to end a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written: ‘Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye).

**To love someone is nothing. To be loved by someone is something. To love and be loved by someone is everything.**

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