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IF Bollywood Film star work for call centre

Posted by @ B H i on July 4, 2006

If Bollywood Film star work for call centers…….. Imagine the calls.

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care… rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care rep hain…

Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER

Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha… uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg..

Customer: I need help

Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa…….

Customer: I am unable to use your product… its waste and worthless

Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..

Customer: What!!! I need your manager

Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai…

Customer : How dare you speak like that

Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh… seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna… haaaaaaaaa!!!

Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya

Customer: I lost my invoice

Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa

Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye….

Customer: hi

Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ….tumko kya problem hai

Customer : I have not received my product

Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha…

Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera… pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main  tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.

Shakti: AAAuuuuuu…mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu

Customer: I need your manager

Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa…rep hooon..

Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi … thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo

Customer : I am not devi

Mehmood : Ayyo muruga… ye dyevi nai ji … ye to dyeva hai…

Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai….. May I know your name please

Customer : Mona

Ajit: Mona darling… tumne hamein call kyun kiya

Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER

Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager dedenge to hamein manage kaun karega….

Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ….Jo dargaya wo maraga… batao tumhen kya chahiye

Customer : I want to buy a product from your company

Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re

Customer : $ 10.00

Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho … sirf… $10.00…dhikkaar hai

Prem Chopra: Prem…Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra…

Customer : I lost my invoice I need one

Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle

Rajkumar : Jaani ….. Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna

Customer: I lost my invoice

Rajkumar: Jaani… ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi

Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes… otherwise I will speak to your manager

Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena… manager humko darasake

manager mein itna dum nahi… humse hai manager… manager se hum nahi…

And at last ………………

Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Customer hung up the phone….

2 Responses to “IF Bollywood Film star work for call centre”

  1. Cyanosis said

    That is the lamest set of jokes I’ve ever seen. Utterly unimaginative. Aren’t you tired of repeating the same old stuff all the time?

  2. hoda said

    ar e tom to keya hain mene to aik din par kona nehi kiyan hain fatty!!!!!!!!!!!!

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