A Fitting Funeral
Posted by @ B H i on July 4, 2006
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate and thematic funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the coffin during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the coffin rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral… I’m a gynaecologist.”
Hearing this, the proctologist fainted.
Psst, in case u didn’t know, a proctologist treats diseases and disorders of the anus.