Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

JOke

Posted by @ B H i on July 3, 2006

Ek Sardarji apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki
achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru ho gayi.

Sardar bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.

1. What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
A: Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

2. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya, Ram ne kaha
Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.

3. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book &
said “My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610”

4. Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studing, Santa : No is not studying, they are
Studying him.

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