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General Knowledge

Posted by @ B H i on July 3, 2006

*Think the answers before once.*
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* *Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?*
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A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

*Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?’*
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A. No time at all it is already built.

*Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?’*
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A. Very large hands.

*Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?’*
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A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

*Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?’*
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A. No probs, He sleeps at night.

*Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?’*
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A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q*. What looks like half apple ?’*
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A : The other half.

*Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?*
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A : Dinner.

*Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?*
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A : It caused a revolution.

*Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?*
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A : Liquid

*Q: What is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?*
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A: Nag did not punch me

*Q: Now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..’*
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A: I punched the Nag.

Q*: Chintu’s mom has three sons. What is the name of the other two?’
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A:Chin-1 & Chin-3
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4 Responses to “General Knowledge”

  1. Mammu said

    ITz tO gOOd yAAr…………………………. 😀

  2. Siwach said

    Gud g.k.

  3. BIKASH said

    too good

  4. Can you tell us more about this? I’d love to find out more details.

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