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General Knowledge

Posted by @ B H i on July 3, 2006

*Think the answers before once.*
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* *Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?*
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A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

*Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?’*
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A. No time at all it is already built.

*Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?’*
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A. Very large hands.

*Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?’*
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A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

*Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?’*
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A. No probs, He sleeps at night.

*Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?’*
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A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

Q*. What looks like half apple ?’*
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A : The other half.

*Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?*
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A : Dinner.

*Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?*
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A : It caused a revolution.

*Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?*
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A : Liquid

*Q: What is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?*
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A: Nag did not punch me

*Q: Now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..’*
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A: I punched the Nag.

Q*: Chintu’s mom has three sons. What is the name of the other two?’
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A:Chin-1 & Chin-3
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5 Responses to “General Knowledge”

  1. Mammu said

    ITz tO gOOd yAAr…………………………. 😀

  2. Siwach said

    Gud g.k.

  3. BIKASH said

    too good

  4. Can you tell us more about this? I’d love to find out more details.

  5. Hey! This post could not be written any better! Reading through this post
    reminds me of my previous room mate! He always kept talking about this.
    I will forward this page to him. Fairly certain he will have a good read.
    Thanks for sharing!

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