Laughter All The Way….

Nice One

Posted by @ B H i on June 29, 2006

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ….you have only 2 eyes but
you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
brain. Please tell them your age!

Mistakes are not crime……if  you correct them they are the key of
success. FOR EXAMPLE….God created you …….He then created me.

Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?  Circuit:
simple bhai , bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.

Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20  male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone  chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.

In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.

Sardar starts shouting in a store…… where is my free gift with this
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Two Sardars were walking together.
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.

PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.


4 Responses to “Nice One”

  1. MzBizzy said

    I am trying to create a blog like this… Good Luck

  2. jo said

    what a fantastic website for valentine

  3. knightly said

    makes you think doesn’t it

  4. sameena said

    mast hai yaar

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