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Nice One

Posted by @ B H i on June 29, 2006

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ….you have only 2 eyes but
you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without
brain. Please tell them your age!
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Mistakes are not crime……if  you correct them they are the key of
success. FOR EXAMPLE….God created you …….He then created me.
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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?  Circuit:
simple bhai , bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta
hai.
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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20  male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai….ghar ke sab khilone  chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
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In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught
fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
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Sardar starts shouting in a store…… where is my free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?”
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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Two Sardars were walking together.
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.
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PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.
Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.

4 Responses to “Nice One”

  1. MzBizzy said

    I am trying to create a blog like this… Good Luck

  2. jo said

    what a fantastic website for valentine

  3. knightly said

    makes you think doesn’t it

  4. sameena said

    mast hai yaar

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