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Posted by @ B H i on February 21, 2007
1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it ” Boss “
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”
6. Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….
7. Feel better?
HAVE A NICE DAY
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Posted by @ B H i on January 22, 2007
1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.
5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
7. Users find 137 new bugs.
8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.
11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
And the cycle continues….
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Posted by @ B H i on January 22, 2007
Try d link :
https://68.186.102.226/cgi-bin/nph-049591.cgi/010110A/https/www.orkut.com/
after the login ….
may be hanged at redirecting page…
don’t worry …
type the same url again and press enter ….
Enjoy…..
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Posted by @ B H i on January 13, 2007
1. 
AppleTV – Oops Symbol(Apple) TV – See the difference 
2. iPhone – No – iPhone is copyrighted by Cisco – so 
Symbol(Apple)iPhone – See the difference
iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device. iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software, letting you control everything with just your fingers. So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device, completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone.
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