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Employee Resignation

Posted by @ B H i on April 7, 2007

Poetic Resignation
The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig
The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don’t know if I should stay.
To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say
My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don’t know if I should stay.
The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age
This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.
The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate
Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don’t know if I should stay!
The managers don’t know what they talk
The team doesn’t know where they walk
That’s a bad situation, what say?
I don’t know if I should stay.
I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace
I can’t keep switching day by day
I don’t know if I should stay.
The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess
No more will I walk their way,
It’s all done, I won’t stay.
Thanks & Regards
Employee
Manager Response
Reply: What I want to say?

(Manager)

The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad
Keep moving in life that is what I can say
If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want
Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them
That is what I can say
Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more….
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)
>From my experience I can tell you
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you
You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work
It’s always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one
But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one
This is all what I want to say
Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)
Once done you can take all your cash
But don’t refer others as they will follow you’re a*s.
At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any….
You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don’t feel shy
As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi….
That is all what I want to say.
Thanks & Regards
Manager

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Funny Shayari : Funny Sher

Posted by @ B H i on March 2, 2007

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

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Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam

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Gori Paan mat khaya karo,honto par lali ati hai.Gori Paan mat khaya karo,honto par lali ati hai.By god tere bharibharkam sharir ko dekh meri jaan chali jati hai.

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kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi hum bhi ab shehra sajayenge, mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib main nahi, ab uski choti bahan ko patayenge.

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Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,
Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge”
“Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,
Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.

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E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah
tera bhi naam ho jayega
log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar
subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..

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tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

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Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night , Bhujao Light , Lun Karo Tight , Choot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White , Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night..

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

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PLZ DO VISIT THESE TOO

 

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Best Love Shayari – Love Sher – Romantic Shayari – Romantic Sher

Posted by @ B H i on February 20, 2007

Hum Rona To Bhot chahte hai
Magar Galay Lagne Wala Koi Nahi
Sab Hai Magar apna koi nahi

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Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare..

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I searched through books, and I leafed through cards,
For words that would convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write all I can write was….
I can’t live without you!!!

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Love is like standing in the wet cement,
The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave
And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.

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Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye…

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U tho hum kisi ka picha nahi karte,
darde dil diya or liya nahi karte,
itfak ki baat hai ye dil tuj par aagya,
warna itne kimte cheez kisi ko diya nahi karte

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Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga
Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga
Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna
Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga…

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Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja
Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain

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Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahana yaad hai,
Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, wo zamana yaad hai…
Aisa lagtaa hai, ke saaree khubsuratee tuj mein samaagaye
Raahon mein chalte ho, to nazarein tuj par rekhtee hai,
Andheraa jeevan bhi, tuj se roshan ho jata hai…

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Love Shayari – Love Sher – Romantic Shayari – Romantic Sher

Posted by @ B H i on February 20, 2007

Mohabbat Sher
Mohabbat khudaa ki Rehmat hai
Mehboob us mohabbat ke alaamat hai
Hum to paarde me the aur qaasid paigaam le aaya
Khat unke aane ka paigaam le aaya
Hum unnke ammad ki ummid lagaye baaite the aur dar pe wo aaye
Unnke deedar-e-beqarari me hum parda-e-hayaa bhool aaye!


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Bhool Gaya!
Ankhon mein tere dekhate hii
hum apni pehachan bhool gaye
Jane kya nasha hai unmein
ki har maykhane kaa patha bhool gaye.


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Love ki Yaadein
aanken band kar bhi hum tera deedar karte hain
aee sanam hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.
lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta
saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.
aakhiri pal tak oo bewafaa , tujehe yaad karta hoon
teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.



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Hawa Mein Tum…
Sadal se Mahekti hui
Purcafe Hawa ka Zokaa
Koi Lehraiye too
Lagta hai ke Tum Ho.


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Poem : That’s Love : Valentine’s Day

Posted by @ B H i on February 12, 2007

That’s Love

If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ….then it’s not love .. it’s Infatuation
If you love some one because you think that you shouldn’t leave him because others think that you shouldn’t … then it’s not love.. it’s “Compromise”
If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ….and u want them whatever the situation….then its’s not love.. it’sLust
If you love some one because you have been kissed by him … then it’s not love.. it’s “Inferiority complex”
If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .. then it’s not love .. it’s “Charity”
If you love some one because you share every thing with him … then it’s not love… it’s “Friendship”

BUT…

If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him … that’s “LOVE”
If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets… that’s “LOVE”
If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn’t want to … that’s “LOVE”More Shayari, Poem , SMS, Sher’s on Shayari-E-Azam

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Shayari Of the Day

Posted by @ B H i on January 28, 2007

~*~Meri Zindagi~*~
Kuch Masoom Say Jazbey Hain,
Kuch Un-dekhay Sapney Hain,
Mager Woh Naheen Janta Shayad…!!!
Meri bhi Zindagi To ………….Hai..!!!!!!

Tufan mein kashti ko kinare bhi milte hain
jahaan mein logon ko sahare bhi milte hain
duniya mein sabse pyari hai zindagi
kuch log zindagi se pyare bhi milte hain.

 

Har kadam pe imtihaan leti hai Zindagi
Her waqt naye sadme deti hai Zindagi
Hum Zindagi se shikwa kaise kare?
Aap Jaise Pyaare Dost Bi tho deti hai Zindagi.

 

Zindagi mein hamesha naye log milenge
Kahi Zyaada tho kahi kam milenge
Aitbaar zara sochkar karna
Mumkin nahi her jagah tumhe Rufi Mirza hii milegi.
Shayari Submitted by Rufi Mirza (),

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Zindagi (Life)

Tufano mein Kashti ko Kinaare bhi milte hai,
Jahan mein Logone ko Sahaare bhi milte hai,
Duniyan mein sabse Pyari hai Zindagi,
kuch log Zindagi se bhi Pyaare milte hai.
Shayari Submitted by Payal Verma (), Haryana

 

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Britney’s honeymoon poem

Posted by @ B H i on January 2, 2007

Britney, now officially married to Kevin Federline,
has written this poem about their honeymoon.

A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.

I remember it well, as she was smilin’
She said it was called Turtle Island.

I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.

We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.

As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.

A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.

Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.

Friendly “hellos” and never goodbyes
When you’re having fun, oh, how time flies!

As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!

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Happy New Year 2007 : Poem

Posted by @ B H i on December 31, 2006

“Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest . . .
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

 

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!”

 

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer,
With never a thought of sorrow;
The old goes out, but the glad young year
Comes merrily in tomorrow.

 

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.

 

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Nice Poem : Khass nahi hai…

Posted by @ B H i on December 15, 2006

kyon chalti hai pawan ?

 

because of evaporation

 

kyon jhoome hai gagan ?

 

because of earth’s revolution

 

 


kyon machalta hai mann ?

 

because of excessive respiration

 

na tum janno na hum ?

 

but i just gave all the answers

 

kyon aati hai bahar ?

 

because of change in season

 

kyon lutata hai kaarar ?

 

becuase of mental tension

 

kyon hota hai pyaar ?

 

because of fatal attraction

 


na tum janno na hum ?

 

like i said these are all science phenomena

 


kyon gum hai har disha ?

 

because u have lost the sense of direction

 


kyon hota hai nasha ?

 

because of drug addiction

 

kyon aata hai maza?

 

because of food’s temptation

 


na tum janno na hum?

 

I think u r jealous from my intelligence

 

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Shayari

Posted by @ B H i on December 14, 2006

peeta hoon tujh ko bhulane k liye
jeeta hoon yaad sirf teri aane k liye
yaad aati hai to peena hi padta hai
too nahi to zamane k liye jeena hi padta hai..

Baat chali teri aankhon se,
ja pahunchi paimaane tak,
kheech rahee hai teri ulfat
aaj mujhe mehkhane tak

maikana me jana maine chod diya
aakhri botal ko haato se thod diya
na jane kaise rahe hai meri
har mod ne mujhe maikhane ki taraf mod diya

Maikhane mein jam tut jata hai,
Ishq mein dil tut jata hai,
Na jaane kya rishta hain dono mein.
Jam tute to Ishq yaad aata hai,
Dil tute to Jam yaad aata hai.

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