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21st March : 5 Roadies Came Back

Vikrant, Snehashish, Prabhjot, Ankita, Vibhor came back in MTV Roadies 5.0.

before the games goes completely INTERNATION. a twist from RAGHU RAm..

Here, 2 Voted Out BOY ROADIE challenge 2 survived Roadies. and 2 Voted Out Girl ROADIE challenge 2 survived Girl Roadies…

Vikrant challenge Nihal
Snehashish Das challenge Ashutosh Kaushik

Prabhjot Virk challenge Anmol Singh
Ankita Bajaj challenge Shambhavi Sharma

and then Scene at HOTEL….

Do you people remember RAj elimanation from Roadies 4. ait was good as that one only….Lot of Slang…WOW

MORE NEWS ON MTV ROADIES HERE

ANMOL OUT…. Prabhjot Virk IN

Vikrant Rathore OUT … Nihal Nikam IN

The Nehru family tree……..shocking !!

SEE MORE FUN & SELF SPEAKING PICTURE AT “PICTURES WHICH SPEAK“

Money is really hard to earn……..

Good Morning…..

Friendship is like the relation between hands and eyes.
When the hand gets hurt, the eye cries, and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears.
Be careful when you do something…
U never know when it hurts someone with a broken heart…
Everyone hears what you say…
Friends listen to what you say….
But Best friends listen to what you don’t say ..

Shaddi (Marriage)

Dear Friends,
this is something for the Newly Wedded couples

abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,

khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,

khushiyaan kuch yoon umad rahin thi,

ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi,

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana

thoda sharmate hue hume need se jagana,

wo pyaar bhara hath humare ballon main phirana,

muskurate hue kehna ki darling chai to pi lo,

jaldi se ready ho jao, aap ko office bhi hai jana.

gharwali bhagwan ka roop le kar aayi thi,

dil or dimag par poori tarah chai thi,

saans bhi lete thy to naam usi ka hota tha,

ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha.

5 saal baad……..

subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,

table par rakh kar jor se chilana,

aaj office jao to munna ko

school chodte hue jana…………..

ek baar phir wohi awaaj ayi,

kya baat hai abhi tak chodi nahi charpai,

agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,

munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.

na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,

dil aur dimaag par kali ghata chai thi,

sans bhi lete hai to uni ka khayal hota hai,

har samay jehan main ek hi sawal hota hai,

kya kabhi wo din lot ke ayenge,

hum ek bar phir kuwaaren ban payenge

A for apple…………

This is a very old one you might have already heard………

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
> > H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple

Now check out the rest of the alphabets compiled by me just for you

I for isse kehete hai apple,
J for jaisa bhi ho, hai to apple,
K for koi bhi kha sakta hai apple,
L for lo khahi lo ek apple,
M for mujhe acha lagta hai apple,
N for na kabhi na kehena khane ko apple
O for oh! yeh apple —–
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasy hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for xmas main bhi apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaraasa aur khaalo aaple aur…

CHALO AB KAAM PE LAGJAAO

Random Thought

“A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one would find fault with what he has done.”

Passing Thoughts…………

Never tell your problems to anyone…
20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

Thought of the day

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away…..