iPhone is 0ut

Apple’s announcements at 9th Jan 9AM San Fransisco Steve Jobs KeyNote

1. AppleTV – Oops Symbol(Apple) TV – See the difference
2. iPhone – No – iPhone is copyrighted by Cisco – so Symbol(Apple)iPhone – See the difference

iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device. iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software, letting you control everything with just your fingers. So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device, completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone.

Accenture dress code-creatively explained!

 

We’d rather see

those nice biceps

at the gym.

 

Business Attire Policy

 

Sliiveless tops are

acceptable for

woman only

 

Eat Spaghetti.

Don’t wear it.

 

Business Attire Policy

 

Spaghetti tops, tank tops

or halter tops are not

acceptable at work

 

When we say

“keep ir short”,we

mean meetings and

presentations only.

 

Business Attire Policy

 

Mini skirts

are unacceptable

Santa has a mind too..

 Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and Santa Singh were standing together. An englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favourte flowers?

The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’
‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered

The Hindu got angry.

The Muslim replied:’Chameli
‘Ha I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman response

The Muslim also got angry.

The Englishman asked Santa Singh, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?’
Santa replied: ‘Cactus!

Jhike Joke

 Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti

When Jhilke was little, his teacher asked him if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” Jhilke said. “I do. My father taught me.”
“Good. What comes after three.”
“Four,” answers the boy.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?”
Jhilke replied “A jack”

The speaking cat

Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti

One night a thief had broken into a house. Suddenly while he was stealing a dish fell down making a loud noise. The sound woke up the owners. The owner shouted from his bed, “Who’s there?”

The thief made the sound of a cat,” Mew”.

The owner asked again,” Who’s there?”.

Again the thief made the sound of a cat,” Mew”,” Mew”.

The owner asked again,” Who’s there?”.

Annoyed the thief screamed, “Don’t you hear I am the cat?”

Hum Jayega and the annoying kid

Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti

One day while Hum Jayega was driving a bus, a small kid boarded his bus and sat beside him. The kid started talking with himself.

He said: If my dad was a elephant and my mom was a female elephant, I would have been a baby elephant.

Again he said: I f my dad was a horse and my mother a female horse, I would have been a baby horse.

The kid went on blurting when annoyed Hum Jayega asked:

What would you have been if your father was a drunkard and your mother a prostitute?

The kid replied: A bus driver!

Test

Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti

Hum Jayega and a man were sitting outside a clinic. The man was crying like anything. So Hum Jayega asked, “Why are you crying?” The man replied, “I came here for blood test” Hum Jayega asked,” So? Are you afraid?” The man replied, “No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger” Hearing this Hum Jayega started crying. The man was astonished and asked Hum Jayega, “Why are you crying?” Hum Jayega replied, “I have come for my urine test.”

Hum Jayega in Titanic

Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti

“Help…. the Titanic is going to be drowned….”
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God…
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Hum Jayega in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Hum Jayega : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Hum Jayega : Downwards… !!

Chicken and Egg:

Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti

Friend: I just wonder how a chick hatches out of an egg!

Hum Jayega: I too, but I am more surprised as to how the chick entered the egg in the first place!

Hum Jayega in Greece

Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti

When Hum Jayega went to Greece looking for a job, he got one as a tourist guide. On his first assignment.

Tourist: This skull must be the Great Alexander’s?

Hum Jayega: Yes madam, it is!

Tourist: What about this small one?

Hum Jayega: Oh! that was when he was only a kid.