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Abhishek and Aishwarya in Balaji Tirumala
Posted by @ B H i on April 24, 2007
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Filmy Dialogues in Software Industry
Posted by @ B H i on April 7, 2007
(Fully Filmy)
SHOLAY
Kitne bugs the, Sambha??
Chal Dhanno!!! Aaj Basanti ke appraisal ka sawaal hai!!
Hum angrezo ke zamane ke tester hain!!!
Ye software nahin, phasi ka phanda hain, developer… !!!
Jo jaldi gaya ..samjho mar gaya !!
Gabbar se keh do…..Ramgad walon ne software develop karna band kar diya
hai……… ……..
Release kab hai….kab hai release?? >
Yeh chutti hamein de de PM………. nay nay……..
Sambha, Kitna PM, PL rakkha hai re HR hamare upar ??
Door kisi cubicle mein jab developer bura code likhta hai toh PL kehta hai :
Bete code sudhar, nahi to tester aa jayega…. 
Aur tum 3….. Gabbar ka software hack kar ke aa gaye…….. ..
Tumhara designation kya hai, software engineer?
Testers se keh do….wo log 2 bugs karenge toh hum 4 fix karenge….. .
3 developer aur module 6………buhut nainsafi hai!!!
Sardar, maine aapka module develop kiya hai……..
Ab test kar……… …..
Ke, yoonke, dekhne wali baat toh yeh hai, mujhe increment kab milega
…….?
DEEWAR
Aaj tak maine tumse kucch nahi maanga…lekin aaj maangta hoon…….mujhe
us babe ke cubicle mein shift kara de………
Bug mil Gaya , bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!
PM to floor cleaning guy: Mere pas bangla hai, gaadi hai, paisa hai,
Laptop hai, Nokia blackberry hai, mera apna cabin hai, tumhare pass kya hai
……?
Cleaning guy: Mere pas time hai.
Abdul chacha, Yeh hai cubicle number 786……… ……… .
Pehle un logon ke dastakhat leke aao jinhenone mere haat pe ye likh diya :
Mera software bore hai!
Dawar sahab, main aaj bhi pheke hue pen drive nahi
uthata…… ……… ………
PM, tum mujhe conference room mein dhoond rahe ho aur mein tumhara yahan
cubicle mein intezar kar raha hoon……!
DON
Don on bench hai to kya hua……..fir bhi Don hai……… …
Don ko jungli software pasand hai….khatarnak aur bugs se bhara
hua……… ….
“tumne ise kyon mara, don ?
?Mujhe iske software ka GUI pasand nahi aaya ! “
“DSP sahab is bag ke andar itne CDs hai ki aapne puri zindagi mein nahi
dekhi hongi……. …..
Arre CEO… mujhe pehechano… ………
Don ka intazar tou 11 companies ke HR kar rahe hai…. par EK baat samaj lo
DON ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai…..
Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot nahi jo DON ko retain kar sake….
DON ko woh company bilkul pasand nahi hai jo kaam karaye
AUR
Doosri jo paise kam de….
DON ko do type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin
EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare
Aur Doosri wo jo Fauran (Immediate) Recruit kar le.
DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai… ki woh DON ka PM hai…!!!!!
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Happy Holi To u In advance
Posted by @ B H i on March 3, 2007
Posted in Bollywood, Current Issues, Friends, Friends-Fun, Funny, Hindi, Holi, Holidays & Celebrations, Indian, Life, Office | 19 Comments »
Munna Bhai MCA
Posted by @ B H i on February 23, 2007
“MunnaBhai MCA
appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum…
saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai…
template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai….
copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush…!!!
fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?
are kaiko ?
arre kaiko re?
fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila…..
ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!
!
saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya …
computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa…!!!
appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya…
boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya…!!!
din bhar appun computer ke aagge…
koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi…
tin din naa Kapil se raada na Jassi se pangaa
bass choop chaap…
appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya…
bola kya be manya saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya…!!!
phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh Manish bola…
ye mannubhai kya coding bana rela hai baap…!!!
Manish ko pakdaa… bola idhar aa shahane tereko coding seekhataa hai…
saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa… abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai … aur
aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai…!!!
samzaa …?
samzaa…?
samzaaa naa…?
(fir …? fir kya huwa..?)
fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya…
form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya…!!!
lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya…!!!
par DTS me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya…!!!
appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali… aapun ke
coding ki poori waat laga di…. appun udharich khadaa thaa… par appun
kuch nahi bola… kaiko bolega? kaiko…?
saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa… usme bhi itne bugs…
par appun ek aansu nahi roya…
kaiko royega…?
kaiko..?
saala appunich yedaa thaa naa…!!!
agale din se phir wohi life chalu…
wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi
assignments… saala itnaa mails forward kiya…itnaa mails forward kiya…
log samze mail server down hoyega… bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya
karega…!!!
training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai…
haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai…
(phir …? phir kya huwa..?)
fir …?
fir kya…?
fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila…!!!
shaappak…
saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya …
computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa…!!!
ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
“Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled…..”
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Abhishek n Aishwarya’s Son
Posted by @ B H i on January 29, 2007
Posted in Analysis, Bollywood, Current Issues, Funny, Indian, Information, Love, Marriage | 29 Comments »
4th Comming Movies Of Year 2007
Posted by @ B H i on January 22, 2007
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Just wanted to say hi…
Posted by @ B H i on January 21, 2007
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“BEEDI JALAI LE ” EnglishTranslation
Posted by @ B H i on January 19, 2007
SINCE I HAVE RECEIVED THE TRANSLATIOM FROM ATLEAST 10 PpL< SSO FWDING IT>>> for those who haven’t suffered from it yet…J
(It’s awesome… best one is Sasssuriiiiiiiiiiiii )
DAAN DOONG DUDUNG DAAN DOONG DUDUNG……
NOT GLASS
NOT STOLE
COLD AIR IS ALSO AGAINST US
MOTHER IN LAW ( SASSSURRRIII…..!!!!!!!!)
NOT GLASS
NOT STOLE
COLD AIR IS ALSO AGAINST
MOTHER IN LAW ( SASSSURRRIII…..!!!!1)
ITS SO CHILLY TAKE SOMEBODY’S QUILT GO AND TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
LIT UP THE CIGGI FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER
DAAN DOONG DUDUNG DAAN DOONG DUDUNG……
DONT NOT TAKE OUT SMOKE FROM THE LIPS DONT NOT TAKE OUT SMOKE FROM THE LIPS THE WORLD IS VERY CROOKED
LIT UP THE CIGGI FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER
IT’S SO CHILLY TAKE SOMEBODY’S QUILT GO AND TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
NOT GLASS
NOT STOLE
OLD AIR IS ALSO AGAINST
MOTHER IN LAW
ITS SO CHILLY TAKE SOMEBODY’S QUILT GO AND TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
TAKE FIRE FROM NEIGHBORS STOVE
YEAH YEAH
NOT CRIME
NOT CHAOS
WITHOUT SIN DIED
U CALLED ME IN THE AFTER NOON
TALKED BANGALES
MASKED HIMSELF
BURN THE SMALL STOVE 4M FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THRE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER
LIT UP THE CIGGI FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER
NOT EVEN KINFE SHAPRPNEES
NOT EVEN PLOUGH OR PLOUGHER
BITE SO THAT IT LEAVE IMPRINTS
THIS CROP ANY FARMER VILL LEAVE
MAKE HOUSE OF CRUEL LIKE THIS CATO (billo)
MAKE HOUSE OF CRUEL LIKE THIS
CRUEL LIKE THIS
CRUEL LIKE THIS
MAKE HOUSE OF CRUEL LIKE THIS
NOT EVEN CALLED ME
NOT EVEN TOLD ME
U WOKE ME UP 4M SLEEP
I DONT KNOW 4M VER THIS FATE CAME
HE CAME NEAR BY MAKING ME EAT CARDAEMOM
BURN THE COAL FROM LIVER OH LOVER
THERE IS LOT OF FIRE IN THE LIVER
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If DON was a Softy (Soft. Engg.)
Posted by @ B H i on January 19, 2007
DON ka intazaar toh 11 companies’ ke HR kar rahe hai
par EK baat samajh lo DON ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai
Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot nahi jo DON ko retain kar sake
DON ko do type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin…
DON ko woh company bikul pasand nahi hai jo kaam karaye AUR Doosri jo paise kum de….
EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare AUR Doosri wo jo Fauran(Immediate) Recruit karle.
And
DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai ki woh DON ka PM hai…
Regards,
DON
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COLLECTION OF FUNNY SMSes
Posted by @ B H i on January 9, 2007
Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai…!
Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na…?
Boy-bilkul nahi!
Girl-to fir rehne do….!!
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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B’day with a Sher :
“Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.”
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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.
Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her
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Aankho mein “SHARAFAT”
chaal main”NAJAKAT”
dil me”SACHCHAI”
aur chehre me”SAFAI”
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko “BHAI” . . . . . . .
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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.
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Who played a double role in SHOLAY?
Socho..
Aur socho yaar..
“COIN”..
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