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Funny Shayari : Funny Sher

Posted by @ B H i on March 2, 2007

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

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Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam

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Gori Paan mat khaya karo,honto par lali ati hai.Gori Paan mat khaya karo,honto par lali ati hai.By god tere bharibharkam sharir ko dekh meri jaan chali jati hai.

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kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi hum bhi ab shehra sajayenge, mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib main nahi, ab uski choti bahan ko patayenge.

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Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,
Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge”
“Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,
Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.

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E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah
tera bhi naam ho jayega
log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar
subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..

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tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

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Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night , Bhujao Light , Lun Karo Tight , Choot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White , Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night..

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

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35 Responses to “Funny Shayari : Funny Sher”

  1. Asmaa Says:

    Good collection! Thanks a lot!

  2. Adil Says:

    Acha Hai
    Lagey Raho…

  3. fahad Says:

    woh kon hai jo dil main hai maan main hai aur dahdhkan main nahi

    guessssss

    aur thora nicheee

    aur thora

    aur thoraaaaaaaaa

    zara saaaaaaa

    saif ali khan lolllllz ahhahahahah

  4. Aryan Says:

    ok

  5. Devesh Says:

    Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha
    Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
    Raaste pe jaake dekha,
    to khidki pe koi nahi tha!!.

  6. wajid jadoon Says:

    kia bakwas hai?

  7. El Critic Says:

    [quote=Fahad]# fahad Says:
    March 31st, 2007 at 11:57 pm

    woh kon hai jo dil main hai maan main hai aur dahdhkan main nahi

    guessssss

    aur thora nicheee

    aur thora

    aur thoraaaaaaaaa

    zara saaaaaaa

    saif ali khan lolllllz ahhahahahah[/quote]

    Chutoye woh Aamir Khan hai … rofl

  8. desi larki Says:

    salam!!

    Dil se dil laga kar to dekho
    hamari yadoon mein ansoon baha kar to dekho
    SMS to kiya call bhi karungi
    ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar to dekho!!!

    ok tata

  9. paki lady Says:

    helo ji

    je hamri e- mail adress hai: http://www.frha.shabbir@web.de

    hume saroor tum sare log likhna
    ok bye bye

  10. paki lady Says:

    selam ji,

    Is Dil Ki Ek Umeed
    Who Umeed Tum Hi To Thi
    Dil Kitne Dikhae Khuab
    Un Khuabon Me Tumhare Khuab Hi To Te
    Is Nadaan Ne Kya Kya Nahi Socha
    Un Socho Main Tum Hi To Thi
    Duniya Hogayi Bemaqsad Si
    Ke Meri Manzil Tum Hi To Thi
    Ek Tha Mere Dil Ko Sahara
    Who Zindagi Ka Sahara Tum Hi To Thi
    Ghut Raha Hai Ab Dum Mera
    Ke Meri Saansein Tum Hi To Thi
    Ab Kya Kar Rahe He Zinda Hum
    Ke Meri Zindagi Tum Hi To Thi

    Hey Ariyan humse dosti karoge ????? ;)

  11. Navi Verma Says:

    Hum Ruthe to Kiske Bhrose,
    Kaun Aayega Humain Manane K Liye,
    Ho Sakta Hai Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko,
    Par Dil Kahan Se Layen Aapse Rooth Jane K Liye.

  12. D.j Says:

    kahmir ki wadiyon main.barfili hawaon main.jheel k kinare baithe. ranjha ko heer ne kya kaha?????????????????????/.Ullu k patthe hero mat ban.sweater pehan……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

  13. Lucky Says:

    Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
    itna qaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
    kitni aasani se jaan lele te ho..
    kissi ne sikhaaya hai,,,, ya bachpan se he kameene ho,,,,

  14. ALI Says:

    nice way for time pass.
    RAAT CHUP HAI MAGAR CHAND KHAMOSH NAHI
    KAISE KAHO AAJ PHIR HOSH NAHI
    IS TARAH DUBA HU TERI MOHBBAT KI GAHRAI MAIN
    HAATH MAIN JAAM HAI AUR PINA KA HOSH NAHI
    SO KAISA LAGA, BACCHO…..

  15. safz says Says:

    wonderfull!! clapping for all who write this dilkhush ho gaya nice work people nice work and keep it up eise hi likha karo q ke dusre parenghay aur jab dusre paranghay to coments bejhe ghay is se app ka naam bhi roshan ho gha aur app ko shero ki mehfilon mein yaad rakhenghay am i right
    ok then see ya asta la vista amigosssssssssssssssssss

  16. ijkapoor Says:

    ok

  17. Gaurav Says:

    Apna rishta vo rishta hai
    jo janmo tak saath nibhayga
    jab bhi baath chalegi pyaar ki
    ye jamaana apna naam dohraayga

  18. Gaurav Says:

    Aaj mausam main ajib si baat hai
    Bakabu se hamaare khayalaat hai
    Ji chata hai chura lu aapko apse
    Par mummy kehti hai chori karna paap hai

  19. Gaurav Says:

    Pathjadh main phool girte hain
    Par utata hai koi koi
    Dosti toh sab karte hai
    Par nibhata hai koi koi

  20. gaurav Says:

    Ramu ki ma k 3 bete.
    1.Ch-van-ni
    2.At-h-nni
    Toh batoa teesre ka kya naam?
    If u give right answer, you will win amazing prices.

  21. zohaib Says:

    hi

  22. Kunwar Says:

    tasvir banata hon teri khune jigar se maine dekha hai tujhe mohabbat najar se, jitane rang the bhar diye tujhpe ek range wafa aur hai wo lau’n kidhar se

  23. Kunwar virender partap Says:

    jab se dekha maine use pahali bar dil ho gaya dil ghayal tabhi se yaar ab kaise samjhau use yaar, wo samjhati hi nahi hai mera payar.

  24. gaurav Says:

    Yaadein hoti hai satane k liye,
    Koi roothta hai phir maan jane k liye,
    Rishtey banana koi mushkil toh nahi,
    Jaan bhi chali hai nibhane k liye.

  25. gaurav Says:

    Labo par aaj unka naam aa gaya
    Pyaaso k saamne jaise jaam aa gaya
    Dole kadam toh gire unki bahon main
    Aaj ye nasha hi hamare kaam aa gaya

  26. gaurav Says:

    Aapki jindgi ka har pal suhana ho
    Jholi main aapki khushiyon ka khazana ho
    Naya mile sab kuch is naye saal main
    Juba par ek tumhara naam purana ho

  27. gaurav Says:

    Aisa khat likh saajan meri umar bit jaye padhte padhte
    *^%$#@*()_+*****
    @@@@@@@@@@##########3
    $$$$$$$$$%%%%%%%
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ::::::::”"”"”"”"”"”
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~““““““““““`
    Le ab padh

  28. gaurav Says:

    Toh kaise lage mere jokes , Batao

  29. gaurav Says:

    Dad: The girl i show is Roopwati, Dhanwati, Gunwati. So you should marry her.
    Son: But the girl whom i loved is Garbhwati. So i must marry her.

  30. gaurav Says:

    Santa gifted a card to Dad on his B’day with a sher

    Phool toh bahut hai, Par Gulab jaisa koi nahi
    Papa toh bahut hai, Par aap Jaisa koi nahi

  31. MARIYAM PANJA Says:

    look look look
    don’t still my book
    stilling is same
    panja mariyam is my name

  32. MARIYAM PANJA Says:

    fantastic jokea

  33. MARIYAM PANJA Says:

    i would i to ask some riddles

    Q.1 which is the hottest day?

    Q.2 which son is dangerours?

    Q.3 which key is prone to jumping?

    answer:-

    a.1 sun(day)

    a.2 poi(son)

    a.3 mon(key)

  34. MARIYAM PANJA Says:

    fill in the blanks.

    (and say this statements are true or false)

    1 ________ i don’t have a brain

    2 ________ i don’t have a sense

    3 ________ i am stupid

    4 ________ i don’t know english

  35. Gaurav Says:

    Hi Maiyam Your answers are
    fill in the blanks.

    1 False__ i don’t have a brain

    2 False__ i don’t have a sense

    3 False__ i am stupid

    4 False__ i don’t know english

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