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Funny Shayari : Funny Sher

Posted by @ B H i on March 2, 2007

Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam

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Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam

More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam

 

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Gori Paan mat khaya karo,honto par lali ati hai.Gori Paan mat khaya karo,honto par lali ati hai.By god tere bharibharkam sharir ko dekh meri jaan chali jati hai.

 More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam

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kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi hum bhi ab shehra sajayenge, mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib main nahi, ab uski choti bahan ko patayenge.

 More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam

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Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,
Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge”
“Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,
Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.

 More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam

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E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah
tera bhi naam ho jayega
log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar
subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..

 More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam

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tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte

 More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam

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Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night , Bhujao Light , Lun Karo Tight , Choot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White , Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night..

 More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam

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462 Responses to “Funny Shayari : Funny Sher”

  1. Asmaa said

    Good collection! Thanks a lot!

  2. Adil said

    Acha Hai
    Lagey Raho…

  3. fahad said

    woh kon hai jo dil main hai maan main hai aur dahdhkan main nahi

    guessssss

    aur thora nicheee

    aur thora

    aur thoraaaaaaaaa

    zara saaaaaaa

    saif ali khan lolllllz ahhahahahah

  4. Aryan said

    ok

  5. Devesh said

    Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha
    Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
    Raaste pe jaake dekha,
    to khidki pe koi nahi tha!!.

  6. wajid jadoon said

    kia bakwas hai?

  7. El Critic said

    [quote=Fahad]# fahad Says:
    March 31st, 2007 at 11:57 pm

    woh kon hai jo dil main hai maan main hai aur dahdhkan main nahi

    guessssss

    aur thora nicheee

    aur thora

    aur thoraaaaaaaaa

    zara saaaaaaa

    saif ali khan lolllllz ahhahahahah[/quote]

    Chutoye woh Aamir Khan hai … rofl

  8. desi larki said

    salam!!

    Dil se dil laga kar to dekho
    hamari yadoon mein ansoon baha kar to dekho
    SMS to kiya call bhi karungi
    ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar to dekho!!!

    ok tata

  9. paki lady said

    helo ji

    je hamri e- mail adress hai: http://www.frha.shabbir@web.de

    hume saroor tum sare log likhna
    ok bye bye

  10. paki lady said

    selam ji,

    Is Dil Ki Ek Umeed
    Who Umeed Tum Hi To Thi
    Dil Kitne Dikhae Khuab
    Un Khuabon Me Tumhare Khuab Hi To Te
    Is Nadaan Ne Kya Kya Nahi Socha
    Un Socho Main Tum Hi To Thi
    Duniya Hogayi Bemaqsad Si
    Ke Meri Manzil Tum Hi To Thi
    Ek Tha Mere Dil Ko Sahara
    Who Zindagi Ka Sahara Tum Hi To Thi
    Ghut Raha Hai Ab Dum Mera
    Ke Meri Saansein Tum Hi To Thi
    Ab Kya Kar Rahe He Zinda Hum
    Ke Meri Zindagi Tum Hi To Thi

    Hey Ariyan humse dosti karoge ????? ;)

  11. Navi Verma said

    Hum Ruthe to Kiske Bhrose,
    Kaun Aayega Humain Manane K Liye,
    Ho Sakta Hai Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko,
    Par Dil Kahan Se Layen Aapse Rooth Jane K Liye.

  12. D.j said

    kahmir ki wadiyon main.barfili hawaon main.jheel k kinare baithe. ranjha ko heer ne kya kaha?????????????????????/.Ullu k patthe hero mat ban.sweater pehan……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

  13. Lucky said

    Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
    itna qaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
    kitni aasani se jaan lele te ho..
    kissi ne sikhaaya hai,,,, ya bachpan se he kameene ho,,,,

  14. ALI said

    nice way for time pass.
    RAAT CHUP HAI MAGAR CHAND KHAMOSH NAHI
    KAISE KAHO AAJ PHIR HOSH NAHI
    IS TARAH DUBA HU TERI MOHBBAT KI GAHRAI MAIN
    HAATH MAIN JAAM HAI AUR PINA KA HOSH NAHI
    SO KAISA LAGA, BACCHO…..

  15. safz says said

    wonderfull!! clapping for all who write this dilkhush ho gaya nice work people nice work and keep it up eise hi likha karo q ke dusre parenghay aur jab dusre paranghay to coments bejhe ghay is se app ka naam bhi roshan ho gha aur app ko shero ki mehfilon mein yaad rakhenghay am i right
    ok then see ya asta la vista amigosssssssssssssssssss

  16. ijkapoor said

    ok

  17. Gaurav said

    Apna rishta vo rishta hai
    jo janmo tak saath nibhayga
    jab bhi baath chalegi pyaar ki
    ye jamaana apna naam dohraayga

  18. Gaurav said

    Aaj mausam main ajib si baat hai
    Bakabu se hamaare khayalaat hai
    Ji chata hai chura lu aapko apse
    Par mummy kehti hai chori karna paap hai

  19. Gaurav said

    Pathjadh main phool girte hain
    Par utata hai koi koi
    Dosti toh sab karte hai
    Par nibhata hai koi koi

    • gautam said

      F…ER 4M WHR DID
      U GET THIS F…ING
      SHYARI

    • jasmine said

      exellent

      • faiz said

        {pata hai jasmine} mera samna ek sher se hua usne mujhe dekha mene use dekha usne panja upar kiya mene hath upar kiya usne jese hi chalang lagayi mene TV band kardiya

      • faiz said

        Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
        Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
        Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
        Bacha kafi try karta hai,
        Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
        Baccha pareshan ho kar.
        “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
        Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!

      • faiz said

        A nursery boy proposes a girl:
        I Love U.

        Girl Replies:
        Ek thapad marungi khichke.

        boy Replies
        Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
        badhi aayi thapad marungi.

  20. gaurav said

    Ramu ki ma k 3 bete.
    1.Ch-van-ni
    2.At-h-nni
    Toh batoa teesre ka kya naam?
    If u give right answer, you will win amazing prices.

  21. zohaib said

    hi

  22. Kunwar said

    tasvir banata hon teri khune jigar se maine dekha hai tujhe mohabbat najar se, jitane rang the bhar diye tujhpe ek range wafa aur hai wo lau’n kidhar se

  23. jab se dekha maine use pahali bar dil ho gaya dil ghayal tabhi se yaar ab kaise samjhau use yaar, wo samjhati hi nahi hai mera payar.

  24. gaurav said

    Yaadein hoti hai satane k liye,
    Koi roothta hai phir maan jane k liye,
    Rishtey banana koi mushkil toh nahi,
    Jaan bhi chali hai nibhane k liye.

  25. gaurav said

    Labo par aaj unka naam aa gaya
    Pyaaso k saamne jaise jaam aa gaya
    Dole kadam toh gire unki bahon main
    Aaj ye nasha hi hamare kaam aa gaya

  26. gaurav said

    Aapki jindgi ka har pal suhana ho
    Jholi main aapki khushiyon ka khazana ho
    Naya mile sab kuch is naye saal main
    Juba par ek tumhara naam purana ho

  27. gaurav said

    Aisa khat likh saajan meri umar bit jaye padhte padhte
    *^%$#@*()_+*****
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    $$$$$$$$$%%%%%%%
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    ::::::::”””””””””””
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~““““““““““`
    Le ab padh

  28. gaurav said

    Toh kaise lage mere jokes , Batao

  29. gaurav said

    Dad: The girl i show is Roopwati, Dhanwati, Gunwati. So you should marry her.
    Son: But the girl whom i loved is Garbhwati. So i must marry her.

  30. gaurav said

    Santa gifted a card to Dad on his B’day with a sher

    Phool toh bahut hai, Par Gulab jaisa koi nahi
    Papa toh bahut hai, Par aap Jaisa koi nahi

  31. look look look
    don’t still my book
    stilling is same
    panja mariyam is my name

  32. fantastic jokea

  33. i would i to ask some riddles

    Q.1 which is the hottest day?

    Q.2 which son is dangerours?

    Q.3 which key is prone to jumping?

    answer:-

    a.1 sun(day)

    a.2 poi(son)

    a.3 mon(key)

  34. fill in the blanks.

    (and say this statements are true or false)

    1 ________ i don’t have a brain

    2 ________ i don’t have a sense

    3 ________ i am stupid

    4 ________ i don’t know english

  35. Gaurav said

    Hi Maiyam Your answers are
    fill in the blanks.

    1 False__ i don’t have a brain

    2 False__ i don’t have a sense

    3 False__ i am stupid

    4 False__ i don’t know english

  36. Syed Salman said

    u assholes!!!
    its a funny sher forum, n most of the morons r writing simple joke or simple shers, and now d biggest assholes r writing riddles.
    Whats next…… NEWS UPDATES!!!!!

    u all r such Jackasses!!!

  37. Syed Salman said

    sorry 4 d rudeness,
    juz got angry.
    dont mind…k

  38. suzeankhan328@gmail.com said

    Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha…
    Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha …..
    Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara….
    Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha

  39. suzeankhan328@gmail.com said

    Samundar me pani aur pani me fish
    WAH WAH
    samundar me pani aur pani me fish
    wahwah
    apko Salam aur apki girlfriend ko kiss

    ab bolo
    Wah Wah

  40. suzeankhan328@gmail.com said

    Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
    Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
    So? What’s the big deal?

  41. suzeankhan328@gmail.com said

    Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
    Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
    Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

  42. suzeankhan328@gmail.com said

    Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…
    Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…
    Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

    Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha…
    Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…
    Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.

    Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
    Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
    Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya.

    Door se dekha to sher tha
    Door se dekha to sher tha
    Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.

  43. suzeankhan328@gmail.com said

    how r these ???? n my yahoo id is connect2suzean@yahoo.com

    • khopdi said

      suzean ekdum ghatiya…falto..bakwas hai tumare sheran :)) infact shera nai wo to chooze hai murgi chote chote :p

  44. zubaria said

    oyeeeee hoyeeeeee!!!!!!! kya bat hai bilkul bakwas hai!!!!
    jis ne bhi likha hai. yar yeh kya horaha hai.ok ji ok ab mera suno!!!!!!!!
    raste main gire hue phool uthata hai koi koi mihabat to sab hi karte hai lekin nibata hai koi koi…wah wah kya kehdiya mene kya bat hai meri opsssss ok yar lage raho good ji good!!!!!!!
    bye
    ciao
    allah hafizzzzzzzzzzz

  45. nice shayari

  46. sonu said

    starting is very good

  47. antara said

    PHOOL JAB GULAB KA HO TO KANTO SAI KYA DARNA…

    PHOOL JAB GULAB KA HO TO KANTO SAI KYA DARNA…

    SCHOOL JAB APNA BAB KA HO TO TEACHERS SE KYA DARNA…

  48. ayesha said

    AAJ MAUSAM MAIN AJIB SI BAAT HAI…
    BAKABU SAI HAMARA KHAYALAT HAI…
    JI CHATA HAI CHURA LU APKO APSE…
    PAR MUMMY KEHTI HAI CHORI KARNA PAAP HAI…

    • riyaz khan said

      AAJ MAUSAM Me AJIB SI BAAT HAI…
      BeKABU Se HAMAre KHAYALAT HAI…
      JI CHAhTA HAI CHURA LU APKO APSE…
      PAR MUMMY KEHTI HAI CHORI KARNA GANDI BAAT HAI.

      Reply

    • Amit raj shuli said

      Hum ladke itne bewkuf nahi ki koi ladki humara dil churaye. Ladkiyo ko hum dil dikha kar use hamesa time pass banaye

  49. ayesha said

    AAJ MAUSAM MAIN AJIB SI BAAT HAI…
    BAKABU SAI HAMARA KHAYALAT HAI…
    JI HATA HAI CHURA LU APKO APSE…
    PAR MUMMY KEHTI HAI CHORI KARNA PAAP HAI..

  50. irfan said

    na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye…..

    na kisi dard ki mujhe talash hai……

    mere phone ko jo apna samajh kar recharge karwae……

    hamko to us dost ki talash hai…………….

  51. irfan said

    Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,

    Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,

    Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,

    Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

  52. sara said

    hi
    nice sher
    chote chappal pero mai aate nahi
    chote chappal pero mai aate nahi

    moote ladkiya baho mai aate nahi.

  53. muskan said

    hi good ji tussi sab hi great ho assi bhi kam nahi….toh yeh lo

    kehte hai aap log jise shery hum bhi use kehte hia shery

    aap hame lafz do geet hum banenge,
    manzil aap pao rasta hum dukhange,
    khush aap raho khusi hum dilange,
    aap sirf dost bane rahe dost hum nibhange.

    buh bye

    Allah haffiz

  54. kinki said

    hey guys hello………..
    send sumthing new jokes yaar

  55. kinki said

    hey guys hello………….
    send sumthing new jokes yaar…………..

    • yogi said

      nark me apne-apne paapo ka
      exam chal raha tha,
      sab log apne-apne gunaho ko
      paper me likh rahe the,
      ki tabhi aapki aawaz aayi…..

      suppliment plzz……

  56. Parvez said

    to bhai aap logo ne bahot badhiya likha hai.. to hum bhi kuchh kam nahin…. Samjhe janab….?

    Humein Satane ki Tumhein Aisi Saja Mile,

    Humein Satane ki Tumhein Aisi Saja Mile,

    Ke Jor Se Aaye Su.. Su..,

    Aur karne ki jagah na Mile..

  57. Parvez said

    Aek galib ne aisa Sher mara…,

    Aek galib ne aisa Sher mara…,

    Ki Sherni Vidhwa ho gayi…

    ha….ha.. ha..

  58. Parvez said

    Khidki khuli,
    Zulfe Dikhi,
    Socha tha husne didar hoga,
    zulfe hathi,
    kismat futi,
    wo to nahaya huva sardar tha…

  59. Parvez said

    yun ghur ke kya dekhti hai be,
    mar dalegi kya.,,,
    yun ghur ke kya dekhti hai be,
    mar dalegi kya.,,,
    dil dena hai to de,
    rakh ke uska aachar dalegi kya…

  60. rani said

    Ramu ki maa k 3 bete
    1-cha-v-ani
    2-ath-a-nni
    3-ramu

  61. rani said

    jaan jati hai tou jaye hanste hanste
    zakham jatain hainapne sar se hat.te hat.te
    hum hansain ge kis ko jab kissi ki na hai….
    ……mujhko khabar
    hansain ge tou log ab mujhper …..
    kyunki thi jiss ki hamain khabar..
    raha woh humse be khabar.

    • wow well said,
      yu na har baat yaaro se pucho
      jo baat ho raaz ki use isarro se puchho
      lehro se khelna to sauk hai samandar ka
      lagti hai chot kaise ye kinaro se pucho

    • yogi said

      bichadte hue yad de jayange?
      sone se pahele tumhen 1
      khwaab de jayenge
      tumhen gila hae ke ham baat
      nahi karte?
      saanso ke rukne se pahele har
      jawaab de jayenge????????????

    • anuj said

      bare kabakhat hote hai wo gubbare
      jo chand sason me phool jaya karte hai
      jara si uchai dekh kar aap kyon
      aapni aukat bhool jate hai

  62. rani said

    1 makhi doctor k pass bohut buri halat main pohanchi..
    Doctor..
    kya hua? kya hua?
    Makhi….
    Haaye! sheikhan di chaa vich dig paye saan. unna choos choos k mennu mar chadya.

  63. 123 said

    AIK SARDAR GALI SE JA RAHA THA
    TOU ACHANAK USS NE NEECHE JHUK K KUCH UTHAYA
    AUR ZOR SE CHILAYA
    KAMINE LOG! POTTI BHI AISE KERTE HAIN JAISE….
    …… SAMOSA PADHA HAI.

    • Anand said

      ek sardar bike se gir gaya ek larki dekh kar boli-Lagi to nahi..Sardar….oyyye nahi soniyo main to aise hi bike se utarta hoon….

  64. RANI said

    AIK BAAT KAHON AGAR SUNTI HO..
    AIK BAAT KAHON AGAR SUNTI HO..
    TUM MUJHKO BURI LAGTI HO.
    KUCH CHURAIL CHURAIL..
    KUCH BHOOT WOOT..
    KUCH DAIN SHEN SI LAGTI HO
    AIK BAAT KAHON AGAR SUNTI HO.
    TUM MUJHKO BURI LAGTI HO

  65. RANI said

    AIK BHI NUMBER
    DO BHI NUMBER
    DO BHI NUMBER AUR DO SO BHI NUMBER
    NUMBER PE NUMBER 10 CARORE NUMBER

  66. RANI said

    DIN GAYA PHIR RAAT AE
    DIN GAYA PHIR RAAT AE
    WAH!..WAH!
    RAAT GAYE PHIR DIN AYA.
    PHOOCHO NA KYA ZUBAAN PER BAAT AE
    POOCHO NA KYA ZUBAAN PER BAAT AE…..
    ………..JAB YAAD AYEGI TOU BATAYENGE.

  67. 123 said

    HUM NE DIL USKO DIYA DIL DAR SAMAJHKER
    HUM NE DIL USKO DIYA DIL DAR SAMAJH KER
    USNE HAMAIN LAAT MARI KURA DAAN SAMAJHKER

  68. 123 said

    CHUNTI AUR HATI KI DOSTI K CHERCHE BAHUT DOOOR DOOOR TAK THEY……
    IK BAR UUNN HI CHUNTI NE HAATHI SE POOCHA!!!!!!!!
    AY DOST!!!9NUMBER K BAAD KONSA NUMBER ATTA HAI??????
    HAATHI!!!!
    MOHTARMA 9 K BAAD 10 ATTA HAI…..
    CHUNTI!!!!
    APP PAGAL TOU NAHIN **NO** K BAD KUCHHH NAHIN ATTA………….

  69. 123 said

    DIN GAYA PHIR RAAT AE
    DIN GAYA PHIR RAAT AE
    WAH!..WAH!
    RAAT GAYE PHIR DIN AYA.
    PHOOCHO NA KYA ZUBAAN PER BAAT AEEE………
    AJJ TOU BHOOL GAYE JAB YAAD AYE GI BATA DEN GE.

  70. RANI said

    I HAV AN IDEA…….
    I HAV AN IDEA……….
    LET ME THINKING??????
    WHAT WAS THAT IDEA.

  71. RANI said

    CHUNTI NE HAATHI SE POOCHA K ENGLISH KA KYA MATLAB HAI?????
    HAATHI NE JAWAB DIYA>>>
    BB!!!
    MATH KAHA JATA HAI.>>>….
    CHUNTI NE POOCHA………….
    JANAB KYUN???????
    KYUNKI ENGLISH MAIN BHI TOU COUNTING ATTI HAI NA.>.>.>.>>>.>>.>>>….>>>>>>>>>>>>

  72. RANI said

    FOR MUSKAN……..
    LET ME THINKING WHAT U TOLD ON UR SHAYRI????
    LET ME THINKING WHAT U TOLD ON UR SHAYRI???????
    SAMJ NAHI A RAHI SAMJ KAR BATAUUN GA

    aap hame lafz do geet hum banenge,
    manzil aap pao rasta hum dukhange,
    khush aap raho khusi hum dilange,
    aap sirf dost bane rahe dost hum nibhange.

    HUM BATATE HAIN APP KO APP KI GALTIYAN
    APP HAMAIN LAFZ DO GEET HUM BANAYENGE,
    MANZIL APP PAO RASTA HUM DIKHAYENGE,
    KHUSH APP RAHO KHUSHI HUM DILAYENGE,
    APP SIRF DOST BANE RAHO DOSTI HUM NIBHAYENGE

  73. RANI said

    AIK AADMI NE AURAT SE POOCHA K!!!!
    ISLAM K BAARE MAIN KUCH BATAO???
    SHEIKH SAHAB…
    ASSI KI DASIYE!!!!!
    ASSI TE APPE ISLAM DE BAARE VICH KUJH NAHIN PADE
    AADMI NE KAHA KYUN BB???????
    AURAT NE JAWAB DIYA>>>>>>
    SHEIKH SAHAB!MAIN TE KACHHI JAMAT VICH ALIF BAY V NAYE PADI TUSSI MERE KOLON ISLAM DA PUCHUN DEY OOOOO………….

  74. Murad ali said

    hum to tum ko dekh dekh kar thak hi gaye hain……..
    hum to tum ko dekh dekh kar thak hi gaye hain……….
    ab dafa ho jaoo ye bhootiya shakal dekha kar kya ab bachea ki jan lo giiiii………………

  75. Murad ali said

    a man asking to a woman that u know the opposite of 2day…
    she was lahoran…
    she ansed of his question? that thuday da ofosit thunight hega….
    man asked to her again???? that what will be opposite of 2night…
    she ansed him again… thunight da ofosit thumaro hega…….
    tab hi admi nay sar patak patak kar pucha????? ap ko english nahi ati kya?? tou orat nay jawab diya!!!!
    main taan kachi jamat vvvv naeee padi…..

  76. Murad ali said

    ginti gino 50 tak……..
    ginti gino 50 tak……..
    kamino mujhay agay nahi ati tum bata dena…..>>>>……..

  77. Murad ali said

    1 humsaya….
    dusra humsaya…..
    daye humsaya…..
    baeen humsaya…….
    mujhay maloom nahi hai kon mera saya………

  78. Murad ali said

    their was 5 man to sing a song
    1 nay gana gaya..
    tum dil ki dhadkan main rehtay ho.
    rehtay hoo…bahoo main mar jaoo dhadkan main bhar jao…
    dusra bola…..
    dil dey diya hai jan tumhay deen gay…
    par ik shart hai…
    wafa nahi karen gay sanam
    tabhi tesra bola….
    aja main tujhay kabrstan ki ser karaun….
    tu to mere ghoost hai….
    chautha bola….
    kaho na kaho yeh rateen keh rahi hain o sanam o sanam o meray sanam…
    nafraton kay safar main tu hamara hai….
    bewafaii kay sahiloon ka tu kinara hai….
    panchuwa bola…
    aankhay khuli rakh kar jo mujhay nazar aya wo tumhi ho ay churail
    jis say nafrat kar kay hi dil ko mere karar aya…
    wo tumhi ho ay churail..

  79. Murad ali said

    ik admi kay ghar kay samnay kuta mara para hua tha
    is nay baldiya walo ko call ki
    mere ghar kay samnay kuta mara parha hai
    utha lay…..
    jawab mila..
    wahan hi dafan kar deen…
    wo admi kuch deer tak khamoosh raha..phir jal kar bola..”dafan kar deta hun”
    magar us nay shoocha phele mheroom kay khandan walo ko khabar to kar duun.

  80. Murad ali said

    Theorem: 3=4
    Proof:

    Suppose:
    a + b = c

    This can also be written as:
    4a – 3a + 4b – 3b = 4c – 3c

    After reorganizing:
    4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3c

    Take the constants out of the brackets:
    4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)

    Remove the same term left and right:
    4 = 3

    • Rajesh said

      good one reminded of school time fun….the crack is …..strike out of (a+b-c) from both side is NOT valid when (a+b-c)=0

  81. Murad ali said

    Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
    Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

  82. Murad ali said

    Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
    Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon

  83. Murad ali said

    Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
    Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain

  84. Murad ali said

    Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
    Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per

  85. rani said

    Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
    Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar

  86. rani said

    Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
    Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh

  87. rani said

    Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
    uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laye hoon
    ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
    aap bhi ja ke badal lain main badal ai hoon

  88. murad ali said

    Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
    Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen

  89. murad ali said

    Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
    Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya

  90. murad ali said

    khidki se jab raste per dekha tou raste per koi na tha
    wah!!!!!.wah!!!!!!
    khidki se jab raste per dekha tou raste per koi na tha
    aur!!!!!
    ……aur!!!!!
    raste se jab khidki per dekha tou khidki per koi na th

  91. murad ali said

    khidki se jab raste per dekha tou raste per koi na tha
    wah!!!!!.wah!!!!!!
    khidki se jab raste per dekha tou raste per koi na tha
    aur!!!!!
    ……aur!!!!!
    raste se jab khidki per dekha tou khidki per koi na tha

  92. rani said

    ik bhi ginti ka lafz hai 2 bhi ginta ka lafz hai
    4 bhi ginti ka lafz hai 5 bhi ginti ka lafz hai sabhi gentay kay lafz hai to tumhay batanay ki zaruurat nahi hai

  93. rani said

    in variya un variya na janay sari kithay wariyan……………………………….

  94. 123 said

    jaan jati hai tou jaye…..
    jaan jati hai tou jaye…..
    per mere kareeb koi na aye..
    ho nazla usse bhi jo mujhe chhu jaye

  95. sammy said

    yeh ishq ka jadoo hai sar char kar bolay ga…………………phir aus ka baap bad main mayri hadiyan tooray ga

  96. s said

    Suno ek Bakwas sa shayari sunata hoon,
    Suno ek Bakwas sa shayari sunata hoon,
    agar accha lage toh bajana tali,
    Agar accha na lage toh de dena gali,
    magar mmuje mat batana agar you have saali.

  97. choti said

    your blog and your reader both is good
    Thanks getting some inspiration

  98. Shekhar said

    Hi frnds,
    i hav a nice joke

    Lalu: hum sher k bachche he, hum kisise nahi darte.

    Raj: wagh ghari aalaa hota ki tujhi aai junglaat geli hoti?

  99. Shekhar said

    Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
    humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi he,
    is umid k saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
    humne mobile par nazre jami rakhi hai!

    Is there any 1?

  100. ab nazrein tu hatale
    aur 0 power ka chashma lagwa le

  101. yashodhra said

    funny shayari….
    i used dem as my status….
    but sumtyms….
    realy vry boooorin…:/
    :)……….;)…….:P
    ………:D……….

  102. naaznin said

    Ulfateh qayamat hai, gand maar lo hamaari.
    Bahaare chaman mein phir milenge, maa chod denge tumhaari

  103. soha said

    teri har jhalak ehsaas hai tere naam ko he main duaa kahoo tu pohanch gaya meri rooh talak ab tujhe main kaise judaa karoo…..

  104. soha said

    kisi ne pocha kitni muhabbat hai dil k liye duniya loota de bass itni muhabbat hai………

  105. soha said

    tum ko choo k bhi choone ko krta haii dil…paa k bhi paane ko karta hai dil…awarge aane lage saansoo main khusbho teri chane lage…dil pee dewange chaa gaye iss kadar… band annkhon se bhi mujh ko aaye nazar…kaise kahen humein kitni muhabbat haii…kitnii muhabbat haii.

  106. soha said

    muhabbaton ko samjh na paye ye hein woh riste jo sambhal na paye dilon ki chahat jo kehna paye har aik lamha woh reh na paye……

  107. soha said

    i didn’t said that main ne kab kahan k main aap se dosti kari ge sirf itna kaha k yahan sab dost hein…well thanxx k aap ko meri shari ache lagte haii

  108. RIDDHESH said

    Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
    Humko Bhool Paoge Kaise.
    Hum Who Khushbu Jo Saanson Mein Utar Jaye,
    Khud Apni Saanxon Ko Rok Paoge Kaise..

  109. charmy said

    khabhi taqdeer aazma liya karo
    khabhi gum mein muskura liya karo
    jaab saatwe din tak khujli na jaye
    To aathve din ache se naha liya karo

  110. rehan said

    plz girls friend ship with me i m a sexy boy

  111. soha said

    Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
    to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
    exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
    sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.

  112. alisha khan said

    chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nhi muhabbat ek se hoti hai hazaro se nahi…..

    • ali hassan said

      yaaro mat lejao us ki galli sy mera janaza
      yaaro mat lejao us ki galli sy mera janaza
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .warna us ka bap kahe ga sala marty marty bhi 1 chakar laga gaya

  113. alisha khan said

    people i want some gud comments…….thnks….xxx

  114. miss diya said

    KITNE DIN HOGAY KITNE HAFTEY HOGAY ,BAAT MAHINON TAK chali gayi ,AB BAS BHI KARO

    MERI BAAT MANO UTHO AUR JALDI SE NAHALO !!!!

  115. Raj said

    Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they…Train ruki khidki khuli…Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba….

  116. osama said

    aj kal ke lakiyan husan par naz karte hai pahla kalma ata nahi
    english ma bate karte hain

  117. Manoj said

    Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
    Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana…
    Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

  118. miss diya said

    suraj ko gharoor hai key uske paas noor hai
    to kya hua mujhe bhi ghaoor hai key mera dost langoor hai !!!

  119. miss diya said

    chand ko gharoor hai key uske paas noor hai
    to kya hua mujhey bhi gharoor hai key mera dost langoor hai !!

  120. amit said

    aasman me tare na hote to ye rat itni suhani na hoti javani divani na hoti to ye prem kahani na hoti…….. amit ombale

  121. amit said

    dil me ham hai yah ehsas rakhna nazro se dur magar dil ke pas rakhna ye nahi kahana ye nahi kahte ki sath raho hardam magar dur rahkar bhi dil ke pas rakhna

  122. miss diya said

    tabtak pyaar se pyaar mat karo
    jab tak pyaar tumse pyaar na karey
    jab pyaar tumse pyaar karey
    to pyaar se itna pyaar karo key
    pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na karey !!

  123. miss diya said

    har shaam key baad raat aati hai
    har baat key baad tumhari yaad aati hai
    chup reh kar bhi dekh liya hum ne
    khamoshiyon se bhi tumhari awaaz aati hai !!!

  124. miss diya said

    Kash tu chaand pe taara hota
    aasmaan pe aashyana hamara hota
    loog tujhe door se dekhein
    chooney ka haq sirf hamara hota !!

  125. miss diya said

    har dil faryaad nehi karta
    har koi kisi ko yaad nehi karta
    bhool jaein hum aapko eik pal key liye bhi
    is baat par dil aitbaar nehi karta !!

  126. Adnan said

    nice funny shayari…if possible send me on my cell number
    03442117521
    03323307672
    03009253867
    03122728687

  127. miss diya said

    are u talking to me ?
    kyon tumhari ungliyan tooti hui hain jo mujhse keh rehe ho (lol)
    sorry i dont have time, never mind .

  128. Jihan said

    use pyar karke meri kismat jaag gayi,
    wah wah,
    use pyar karke meri kismat jaag gayi,
    maine itne love letter likhe ki wo postman ke ssaath bhg gayi….

  129. miss diya said

    shaam hote hi yeh dil udaas hota hai
    tooté khwabon ke siwa kuch na paas hota hai
    tumhari yaad aise waqt bohot aati hai
    bandar koi jab aas paas hota hai ….

    • nirakar said

      aap ka joke acha ha but bandar ka baat likha ha lagta aap bhi bandar ha ..?acha laga to phon kar7569091368

  130. Muzammil Tumhara Baap. said

    Yakeen naheen kar paati hoon,
tumne bhi mujhko yaad kiya!
aur main hoon aisi pagli,
teri khatir khuda ko bhula diya!!
jab chanda muskaata thha,
mast hawa jab behti thhi!
yaad tumhari aate hi,
gudgudi choot mein hoti thhi!!
rimjhim-rimjhim barkha mein,
jab bilkul tanha main hoti!
takiye pe sar ko rakh karke,
tere lund ki yaad mein thhi roti!!
soch ke dil bhar aata hai,
sang hote to kya ho sakta thha!
main har pal chooma karti tumko,
har lamha mera ho sakta thha!!
ab jab tum aa jaoge,
chun lenge hum phir se kadiyan!
choomungi hur pal lund ko,
madhur banayenge ghadiyan!!
ek saal se tanhaa hoon,
milne par aankhen bhar aayengi!
tere badan ko chhoote hi,
choot meri beh jaayegi!!
main haath tumhare baandhoongi,
phir lund ko jee bhar choosoongi!
ro-rokar kahoge chodo dimple,
main ghanton tak bas choosoongi!!
jab lund tumhara royega,
phir choosoongi main nipple!
tab jaake samjhoge tum,
ik baras rahi kaise dimple!!
phir tum maafi maangoge,
main phir bhi roothoongi tumse!
tum kaan ko haath lagaoge,
chato meri, phir kahoongi tumse!!
tum choot mein jeebh ghusaoge,
mere shikwe beh jaayenge!
jaanghon mein tumhe dabate hi,
faasle sab mit jaayenge!!
mammo ko sahlate hee,
gaand pe haath firaate hee!
jab lund choot mein jaayega,
mit jaayenge sab gile mere,
phir, dil se dil mil jaayega!!
kabhi main upar aa jaungi,
kabhi mujhe bana lena ghodi!
hum tum ik dooje ko chodenge,
lakhon mein ek, humaari jodi!!
mohan mujhe bana lo apna,
koi naheen hai tum jaisa!
har pal royi hoon main tum bin,
hua jo thha, phir naa ho waisa!!

  131. Muzammil Tumhara Baap. said

    Jisko Bhi Milna Ho Apun Se Mil Lena Ake Facebook pe Yaha Sab Bache Lag Rahe Hai….yeh le be link profile ka >>>www.facebook.com/muzammill.mirza?r55bb9c20&refid=26

  132. Miss diya said

    Hum to hain 20,22 saal ke bache lekin na janey yeh uncle kitney ka hai!! lol

  133. Miss diya said

    aap kahan sey aa tapkey ? lol

    i mean i dont know u who are u ??

  134. Miss diya said

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    zzzzzzzzzzbfffffozzzzzhfffffofffft
    bfffffffzzzzzzewzzzzzzzzzzaffffffffkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzufffffffffffffFzzzzzzzzzzzhfffffffffo !!!!!!!!!
    ab is mein se saarey f aur saarey z hataa do, aur is paighaam ko zehnnasheen karlo !!!

  135. ajay said

    mere aankho mein tere liye sapne nahi hai,mere dil me tere liye yaadein nahi hai…. Mere aankho mein tere liye sapne nahi hai,mere dil me tere liye yaadein nahi hai…. Aage kya boloo kamino mere paas aur koi line nahi hai….

  136. Varun said

    Chand se jyada chandni ho teri,suraj se jyada roshni ho teri.khusi bhi sharma jaye,aisi hasin jindgi ho teri.

  137. suvi said

    mujha bhi joke sikho yaar

  138. Babon said

    Ami tomader bandhu hote chai.Amake E-mail karo-biswasbiswajit95@gmail.com

  139. Babon said

    Yea Vagban aurat bhi kya chiz banaya tune,
    Banakar na samajh na paya tu,
    Wafa ka devi banaya jise tune,
    Uski wafa ko samajh na paya tu.
    N.B.-Chele bandhu ra meye der theke dure theko..

  140. HEMANT GDM said

    hello

  141. HEMANT VARSHNEY said

    TU MERE DIL ME AISE BAS GAI HAI…

    TU MERE DIL ME AISE BAS GAI HAI…

    JAISE CHOTE SE DARWAZE ME KOI BHAINS FAS GAI HAI…..

  142. Very good jokes HEMANT.

  143. Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
    Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
    Jab tur jaye I feel like crying,
    Arre itna mat chad I was just lying.
    -biswasbiswajit95@gmail.com

  144. WO KYA JANE KAISE PILAI JATI HAI KHOLNE SE PAHLE BOTAL HILAI JATI HAI PHIR AABAJ LGAI JATI HAI AAJAO OY TOOTE DIL WALO YANHA DARDE DIL KI DABI PILAI JATI HAI…….

  145. Kaash life aisi hoti yaar,
    Monday ko dosti,
    Tuesday ko Ikrar,
    Wednesday ko pyar,
    Thursday ko intezar,
    Friday ko shadi,
    Saturday ko talaq,
    Sunday ko rest,
    Monday ko next.

    *Wo gori hai uski zulfe hai kali,
    Wo pari hai ya pariyo ki rani,
    Uski har baat hai nirali,
    Par kya karo yaaro,
    Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li !

    *Yeh jo ladkiyo ke baal hote hai,
    Ladko ko fasaane ka jaal hote hai,
    Khoon chus leti hai ladko ka sara,
    Tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai..
    Kyasa laga?

  146. KITNI JALDI YE MULA KAAT GUJAR JATI HAI.PYAS BUJHTI NAHI AUR BARSAT GUJAR JATI HAI.APNI IN YAADO SE KAH DO IS TRHA NA SATYA KARE NEED AATI NAHI AUR RAAT GUJAR JATI HAI…………

  147. Afroz khan said

    my name is khan hi freinds

  148. on facebook said

    my name is samia howz eveery body i want new friends on facebook

  149. pankaj said

    love is a single soul that dwells in two bodies

  150. ananya said

    coll things on!!!!!:)

  151. mantesh said

    matlab ki duniya hai yaro,
    Yaha Kon kisika hota hai,
    Dhoka to Vahi Dete Hai,
    Jinpar jyada Bharosa Hota Hai,

    Boy – I Love You
    Girl – Mere Chppal Ka Size Dekha Hai ?
    Boy – O Ho O Propose Kiya Nahi Ki
    Gift Mangana Shuru
    Kya Ladki Hai Bhidu

  152. mantesh said

    Love Samjo To Ehasas
    Dekho to Rista,
    Kaho to Labz,
    Chaho to Jindgi,
    Karlo to Ebadat,
    Nibhao To Wade,
    Tut Jaye To Mukadar Par Mil Jaye to Jannat
    9689128553.
    mantesh

  153. miss diya said

    Achey dost haath aur aankh ki tarah hain
    jab hath ko takleef hoti hai to aankh roti hai
    aur jab aankh roti hai to haath aansoo paunchta hai …

  154. BABON said

    Whal is Love?

    In France:Its a Comedy.

    In England:Its ta Tragedy

    In Italy:Its a Wonder.

    In Germany:Its a Drama.

    but,

    In India:National Game hai sab khelte hai…
    -biswasbiswajit95@gmail.com

  155. Mohd Zaid said

    ankh se ankh mila baat banata qhai..
    to agar mujhse khafa hai to chupata kyo hai..

    gair lagta hai na apno ki tarah lagta hai..
    to zamane ki tarah mujhko satata kyoi hai….

  156. Keshar singh shekhawat said

    wa kya khub likhte ho

  157. Man, your Shayri is just way too cool. Hats off 2 ur work.
    I wonder because we are losing such kind of guys.

  158. PUNJABIKUDI said

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    AAAAAAA

    AAAAAAAAA

    AAAAAAAAA

    AAAAAAACHI

    SORRY 4 DISTURBANCE! CONTINUE UR WORK.

  159. PUNJABIKUDI said

    If paper come tough in exam…
    Just close ur eyes 4 a moment…
    Take a breath n say loudly…
    Yeh bahut hi intrsting subject hai…
    Mujhe ek saal aur padna hai…

  160. aisha said

    heyy nice sher…

  161. aisha said

    nice..

  162. Arman said

    Hi…
    Happ new year

  163. Arman said

    Hum rone pe ajaye to darya hi bahag de.
    Shabnam ki tarah humain rona nahi ata.
    Sad bt true

  164. B.N. said

    Teri Mohabbat main.. hum haal-e- dil sunayenge!!!
    Teri Mohabbat main.. hum haal-e- dil sunayenge!!!
    Tel nahi h to kya hua.. teri maarne k liye to hum.. thook se bhi kaam chalayenge!!!

    ;)B.N.

  165. miss diya said

    LARKI NE LARKAY SE KAHA
    chaandni chaand se hoti hai sitaaron se nehi
    mohabbat aik se hoti hai hazaaron se nehi
    AAGE SE LARKAY NE LARKI SE KAHA
    agar chaandni chaand se hogi to sitaaron ka kya hota
    mohabbat agar aik se hogi to hazaaron ka kya hota !!

    • Raj Aryan said

      Pankaj Naam Ka Ek Pagal Roj Kahta Thha

      “Gulel Banaunga Panchhi Ko Maruga”

      Ghar Walo Ne Tang Aakar Usko Pagalkhane Bhej Diya.

      5 Mahine Treatment Ke Bad Ghar Walo Ne Socha Ki Jake Dekhte Hai Ki Usko Farak Pada Ya Nahi.

      Dr. Ne Us Se Pucha: “Ab Kya Karoge?”

      Pagal: “Shadi”

      Docto: “Phir?”

      Pagal: “Suhagraat”

      Docto: “Phir?”

      Pagal: “Uski Sari Utaruga”

      Docto: “Phir?”

      Pagal: “Blouse”

      Docto: “Oho ! Phir?”

      Pagal: “Bra Utaruga”

      Docto: “My God, Phir?”

      Pagal: “Phir Kya! Bra Ke Elastic Se Gule Banaunga Aur Panchhi Ko Maruga“

  166. Arman said

    Friendship is a language spoken by heart…not written on papers,not given by pledge…It is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch… Take cre.

    Nawaz

  167. Priya said

    Abcdefghi….uvwxyz dekha i aur u ke beech mein sab ko tapka diya na.
    Be alert

  168. Qutulyamut said

    Hi every one…
    Me a punjabi chokri.
    Any there

  169. Hi arman…

  170. alman shariq said

    main apni soch ka tapti rutu ka malik hun to apne abr ko apni zame par rehne de

    • shams said

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  171. HENA said

    tu jo hans de teri tujhe apna bana lon
    tere ashique sare aalam ko dekha don

  172. HENA said

    TU JO HANS DE TO TUJHE APNA BANA LON
    SARE AALAM KO TERI AASHIQUE DEKHA DON

  173. HENA said

    BUTTERFLIES DON’T KNOW THE COLOUR OF THEIR WINGS,BUT HUMAN EYES KNOW HOW NICE IT IS LIKE THAT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW GOOD YOU ARE,BUT THE WORLD KNOW HOW SPECIAL U R.

    I LOVE SOME ONE.

  174. HENA said

    FUNNY
    BOY;TUJH ME RAB DIKHTA HAI YARA ME KYA KARU?
    GIRL;TO MATHA TEK,DARSHAN LE,DAKHSINA DE,PRASAD LE OR AAGE CHALA,PICHHE OR BHI BHAKT KHADE HAI……,,,

  175. raja said

    fuck you all

  176. Neha said

    aapas mein baat cheet ki zehmat kiye bghair,
    bus chal rahy hain sath shikayat kiye bghair,
    woh aj nai chuka hai marg iss k bavajood,
    tanha khary hain hum usey rukhsat kiye bghair,

  177. Raj said

    Hi Neha I am looking for a friend whom i lost in way back in 2005 her name was neha, i have been searching her for log not sure if u r the same one..whatever my name is Raj and I would be happy to be ur friend I am 27 year old and presently working in kolkata as a senior manager Quality in a reputed Organization.

    stroking_heart@yahoo.com

  178. azhar said

    Aap jaise “DOST” hotey nhi sabhi k liye,

    Ye toh “TOHFA” h kisi-kisi k liye,

    Kyu jala rakkhhi h shamma bujha dijiye ussey,

    Kya aap kam ho roshni k liye.

  179. azhar said

    Santa to his mother-Maa Khush khabri hai
    Ma-Bol beta
    Santa-Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye hai
    Ma-Beta hua ya Beti
    Santa-na Beta na Beti, Teri Bahu ne Doosri Shadi kar li hai!

  180. Hi every one…
    Me a punjabi chokri.
    Any there
    Friendship is a language spoken by heart…not written on papers,not given by pledge…It is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch… Take cre.

  181. deepak said

    Kache aam ke paid mai chidia ka gosala choria ki bhosdi mai mera bhosda

  182. sam said

    bedard zamana kya jaane kya cheez judai hoti hai
    ham lun pakadkar baithe jabki ghar ghar chudai hoti hai

  183. zulmi jamana said

    kiya bat hai

  184. zulmi jamana said

    wa wa kiya bat hai ;:

  185. zulmi jamana said

    mouhabat kitni hai tumsey ab kesey bataey

    kash tum pass hotey humarey tumey ye dil chir kar batatey
    agar phir b na aey yakin to
    kisi sey sifarish karvaen

  186. NANDAN said

    UNKI YAAD MAI HUMNE JAAM UTHA LIYA,
    UNKI YAAD MAI HUMNE JAAM UTHA LIYA,
    FIR
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    .
    .
    FIR LAGAYA BREAD PE AUR FATAFAT KHA LIYA.

    MORAL- HAR AASHIK SHARABI NAI HOTA

  187. vivek said

    i hv a shayri
    zondagi me hoon gitne bhi khusiya ya gab ……………..
    mil k ham phodenge patake aur bam

  188. jatin verma said

    yo! I like

  189. meer said

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  190. Ashish said

    Har kHushi Tere Taraf Mod dengae,
    tere liyae Chand taare Toor dengae,
    tere liyae Khushiyu ke darwaje khool dengae,
    bas ek baar tu Hass kar toh dekh Tere Saare Daant Toor dengaeee….

  191. bad breath said

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  192. pagalduniya said

    College se nikalte hi, kitaab ko sihne se laga leti ho…
    Mai kya mar gaya, jo khudi daba leti ho?

  193. shadab said

    Gud evnng………

  194. Abdul said

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  195. Rahul said

    Ra

  196. 2766 said

    Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
    Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

    More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam

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  203. Mausam ki har bahar acchi ho
    Phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho
    Hamari ye DOSTI sacchi ho
    SHRI RAM se bas yahi dua hai meri
    DOSTO ki har SUBHA acchi ho
    JAI SRI RAM……S.T.

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    YEH TO KARAM HAIN MERE SHRI RAM KA,
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  206. Pranav said

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  208. suraj verma said

    muddat se thi kisi se milne ki khowahis,
    khowahis-e-didar me subkuch luta diya,
    kisi ne di khabar ki wo aange raat ko milne,
    itna kiya ujala ki ghar tak jala diya.
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  209. suraj verma said

    golu har roz maths teacher ko phone lagata hai

    teacher ki wife, kitni bar kaha hai
    wo mar chuke hai baar baar phone
    kyo karte ho

    golu, sun ke accha lagta hai

  210. suraj verma said

    gali kya hai?

    krodh ke samay mukh se
    nikla shabd athuwa shabdo
    ka samuh,

    jinke ucharan ke pachant vyakti
    ke hriday ko shanti ka anubhao de

    use gali kahte hai
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  212. nitu nayak said

    nice

  213. Jagdish said

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  214. Jagdish said

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  215. riaz +8801619499773 said

    chand taro ka noor apper barse
    her koi apki chahat mai tarse
    apki zindegi mai aaye itni khushiya
    jo, ap ek gaam k liye tarse…

  216. funny video…

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  217. Sameer said

    I need funny shayri for student like not reading not attend the class .Good in study

  218. AYUSH said

    i need more funny shayari

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    ek funny sher premi aur premika pe
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  224. Paresh cool said

    Hy friends….
    Paresh

  225. amreen said

    i have heard this shayari in one of the hyderabadi film

  226. yousaf said

    es sa acha or koch ni tha

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  228. utkarsh srivastav said

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  229. shreya said

    Not good
    very darti sayari of good night wala

  230. mumtaz said

    pakau yaar ye bhi koe shayari hai

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  232. altaf said

    Hum To Moujood Thy Andheron Main Ujalon Ki Tarha
    Tum Ne Chaha Hi Nahi Chahny Walon Ki Tarha

  233. Neha khan said

    Hath mera chhoro mujhe bahot kaam hai…
    Kawwe k hath aati nhi…
    Koyal mera naam hai…..!

  234. prince mohd zaid said

    Thats good ab se padho
    Saawan ka mausam tha
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    Jab maine uska haath pakada
    Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi
    Usne kaha aaj hum
    Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye
    Jise duniya ki
    Koi taakat na tod paaye
    Meri khushi ka andaaza
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    Woh poonam ki raat
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  236. shifa said

    hi i’m shifa i need to good/true friends so do u friendship with me???????? kabhi gamo se tumhari mulaqat na ho , udas baithe ho aisi koi baat na ho , shikayet ho to hume maaf kar dena , aur fursat se baithe ho to humare sawaal ka jawaab dena……………

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  245. Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla, Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

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