Funny Shayari : Funny Sher
Posted by @ B H i on March 2, 2007
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla, dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla,
Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam
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Ek jaam ulfat ke naam, ek jaam mohabat ke naam. Ek jaam wafa k naam, puri botal bewafa ke naam, Aur pura theka doston ke naam
More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam
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Gori Paan mat khaya karo,honto par lali ati hai.Gori Paan mat khaya karo,honto par lali ati hai.By god tere bharibharkam sharir ko dekh meri jaan chali jati hai.
More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam
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kya hua jo usne racha li mehndi hum bhi ab shehra sajayenge, mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib main nahi, ab uski choti bahan ko patayenge.
More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam
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Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi ,
Ham bhi ab sehra sajayenge”
“Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi,
Ab uski chhoti bahan ko fasayenge.
More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam
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E-Dost tu bhi likha kar shayari meri tarah
tera bhi naam ho jayega
log phekenge tujhpe ande aur tamatar
subah k nashte ka kaam ho jayega..
More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam
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tere khoobsoorat aankhon mein aansoo achche nahin lagte
chaahe jitnaa bhi roye but kabhi sachche nahin lagte
More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam
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Hosband Bola Biwi Se Good Night,Biwi Boli Yeh Kaise Good Night , Bhujao Light , Lun Karo Tight , Choot Se Karo Fight , Nikalo White , Agar Kaam Ho Right , To Bolo Good Night..
More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha
to yaad aaya kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai.
More Sher – o – Shayari at Shayari-E-Azam
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Asmaa said
Good collection! Thanks a lot!
tahir said
how i make this id
tahir said
make me friendship plz
tahir said
hello asma how r u
Adil said
Acha Hai
Lagey Raho…
fahad said
woh kon hai jo dil main hai maan main hai aur dahdhkan main nahi
guessssss
aur thora nicheee
aur thora
aur thoraaaaaaaaa
zara saaaaaaa
saif ali khan lolllllz ahhahahahah
Aryan said
ok
Devesh said
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Raaste pe jaake dekha,
to khidki pe koi nahi tha!!.
wajid jadoon said
kia bakwas hai?
El Critic said
[quote=Fahad]# fahad Says:
March 31st, 2007 at 11:57 pm
woh kon hai jo dil main hai maan main hai aur dahdhkan main nahi
guessssss
aur thora nicheee
aur thora
aur thoraaaaaaaaa
zara saaaaaaa
saif ali khan lolllllz ahhahahahah[/quote]
Chutoye woh Aamir Khan hai … rofl
desi larki said
salam!!
Dil se dil laga kar to dekho
hamari yadoon mein ansoon baha kar to dekho
SMS to kiya call bhi karungi
ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar to dekho!!!
ok tata
S said
Tum mera mobile a bill bharo,
main tumhara bharta hoon,
Agar phir bhi na ho toh phone karta hoon.
Bakwas joke
xXx
tahir said
number do plz bill hum chukaigay janam
paki lady said
helo ji
je hamri e- mail adress hai: http://www.frha.shabbir@web.de
hume saroor tum sare log likhna
ok bye bye
paki lady said
selam ji,
Is Dil Ki Ek Umeed
Who Umeed Tum Hi To Thi
Dil Kitne Dikhae Khuab
Un Khuabon Me Tumhare Khuab Hi To Te
Is Nadaan Ne Kya Kya Nahi Socha
Un Socho Main Tum Hi To Thi
Duniya Hogayi Bemaqsad Si
Ke Meri Manzil Tum Hi To Thi
Ek Tha Mere Dil Ko Sahara
Who Zindagi Ka Sahara Tum Hi To Thi
Ghut Raha Hai Ab Dum Mera
Ke Meri Saansein Tum Hi To Thi
Ab Kya Kar Rahe He Zinda Hum
Ke Meri Zindagi Tum Hi To Thi
Hey Ariyan humse dosti karoge ?????
tahir said
g main karun ga dosti g
Navi Verma said
Hum Ruthe to Kiske Bhrose,
Kaun Aayega Humain Manane K Liye,
Ho Sakta Hai Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko,
Par Dil Kahan Se Layen Aapse Rooth Jane K Liye.
D.j said
kahmir ki wadiyon main.barfili hawaon main.jheel k kinare baithe. ranjha ko heer ne kya kaha?????????????????????/.Ullu k patthe hero mat ban.sweater pehan……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
Lucky said
Itna khoobsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna qaatil kaise sharmaa lete ho
kitni aasani se jaan lele te ho..
kissi ne sikhaaya hai,,,, ya bachpan se he kameene ho,,,,
ALI said
nice way for time pass.
RAAT CHUP HAI MAGAR CHAND KHAMOSH NAHI
KAISE KAHO AAJ PHIR HOSH NAHI
IS TARAH DUBA HU TERI MOHBBAT KI GAHRAI MAIN
HAATH MAIN JAAM HAI AUR PINA KA HOSH NAHI
SO KAISA LAGA, BACCHO…..
s said
Bakwas!
safz says said
wonderfull!! clapping for all who write this dilkhush ho gaya nice work people nice work and keep it up eise hi likha karo q ke dusre parenghay aur jab dusre paranghay to coments bejhe ghay is se app ka naam bhi roshan ho gha aur app ko shero ki mehfilon mein yaad rakhenghay am i right
ok then see ya asta la vista amigosssssssssssssssssss
ijkapoor said
ok
Gaurav said
Apna rishta vo rishta hai
jo janmo tak saath nibhayga
jab bhi baath chalegi pyaar ki
ye jamaana apna naam dohraayga
Sadiya khan said
Very nice & sweet too………?????
tabrej khan said
abe ye to maine likhi thi
tu kaha se pa gaya
Gaurav said
Aaj mausam main ajib si baat hai
Bakabu se hamaare khayalaat hai
Ji chata hai chura lu aapko apse
Par mummy kehti hai chori karna paap hai
gautam said
wat n f…ing shyari
Gaurav said
Pathjadh main phool girte hain
Par utata hai koi koi
Dosti toh sab karte hai
Par nibhata hai koi koi
gautam said
F…ER 4M WHR DID
U GET THIS F…ING
SHYARI
gaurav said
Ramu ki ma k 3 bete.
1.Ch-van-ni
2.At-h-nni
Toh batoa teesre ka kya naam?
If u give right answer, you will win amazing prices.
Sadiya khan said
Ru-pe-ya
tahir said
sadia g dosti karo ge
Sadiya khan said
Ya ramu
zohaib said
hi
.gurleen said
helloooo!
Kunwar said
tasvir banata hon teri khune jigar se maine dekha hai tujhe mohabbat najar se, jitane rang the bhar diye tujhpe ek range wafa aur hai wo lau’n kidhar se
Kunwar virender partap said
jab se dekha maine use pahali bar dil ho gaya dil ghayal tabhi se yaar ab kaise samjhau use yaar, wo samjhati hi nahi hai mera payar.
gaurav said
Yaadein hoti hai satane k liye,
Koi roothta hai phir maan jane k liye,
Rishtey banana koi mushkil toh nahi,
Jaan bhi chali hai nibhane k liye.
gaurav said
Labo par aaj unka naam aa gaya
Pyaaso k saamne jaise jaam aa gaya
Dole kadam toh gire unki bahon main
Aaj ye nasha hi hamare kaam aa gaya
gaurav said
Aapki jindgi ka har pal suhana ho
Jholi main aapki khushiyon ka khazana ho
Naya mile sab kuch is naye saal main
Juba par ek tumhara naam purana ho
gaurav said
Aisa khat likh saajan meri umar bit jaye padhte padhte
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Le ab padh
gaurav said
Toh kaise lage mere jokes , Batao
gaurav said
Dad: The girl i show is Roopwati, Dhanwati, Gunwati. So you should marry her.
Son: But the girl whom i loved is Garbhwati. So i must marry her.
.gurleen said
nice jokes is it
gaurav said
Santa gifted a card to Dad on his B’day with a sher
Phool toh bahut hai, Par Gulab jaisa koi nahi
Papa toh bahut hai, Par aap Jaisa koi nahi
MARIYAM PANJA said
look look look
don’t still my book
stilling is same
panja mariyam is my name
MARIYAM PANJA said
fantastic jokea
MARIYAM PANJA said
i would i to ask some riddles
Q.1 which is the hottest day?
Q.2 which son is dangerours?
Q.3 which key is prone to jumping?
answer:-
a.1 sun(day)
a.2 poi(son)
a.3 mon(key)
.gurleen said
nice riddlers
.gurleen said
no
.gurleen said
nice riddles
MARIYAM PANJA said
fill in the blanks.
(and say this statements are true or false)
1 ________ i don’t have a brain
2 ________ i don’t have a sense
3 ________ i am stupid
4 ________ i don’t know english
Gaurav said
Hi Maiyam Your answers are
fill in the blanks.
1 False__ i don’t have a brain
2 False__ i don’t have a sense
3 False__ i am stupid
4 False__ i don’t know english
Syed Salman said
u assholes!!!
its a funny sher forum, n most of the morons r writing simple joke or simple shers, and now d biggest assholes r writing riddles.
Whats next…… NEWS UPDATES!!!!!
u all r such Jackasses!!!
Syed Salman said
sorry 4 d rudeness,
juz got angry.
dont mind…k
suzeankhan328@gmail.com said
Machchar ne apko kata wo uska Junun tha…
Aapne Khujli ki wo apka Sukun tha …..
Chah kar bhi aapne use nahi mara….
Kyonki uski rago me apka khoon tha
suzeankhan328@gmail.com said
Samundar me pani aur pani me fish
WAH WAH
samundar me pani aur pani me fish
wahwah
apko Salam aur apki girlfriend ko kiss
ab bolo
Wah Wah
Sadiya khan said
Wah wah suzean kay baat hai tum tou kisi k b.f se nahi daar te .keep it up yaar……..???????;;;;;
suzeankhan328@gmail.com said
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What’s the big deal?
suzeankhan328@gmail.com said
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
suzeankhan328@gmail.com said
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…
Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha…
Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya.
Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi naihn.
tabrej khan said
masha allah kya likha hai
bas door paas karte rahna
only for suzean khan
apka door paas sun sun kar main pak gaya
aur ye site band kar bhag gaya
tanx
suzeankhan328@gmail.com said
how r these ???? n my yahoo id is connect2suzean@yahoo.com
zubaria said
oyeeeee hoyeeeeee!!!!!!! kya bat hai bilkul bakwas hai!!!!
jis ne bhi likha hai. yar yeh kya horaha hai.ok ji ok ab mera suno!!!!!!!!
raste main gire hue phool uthata hai koi koi mihabat to sab hi karte hai lekin nibata hai koi koi…wah wah kya kehdiya mene kya bat hai meri opsssss ok yar lage raho good ji good!!!!!!!
bye
ciao
allah hafizzzzzzzzzzz
onlinesocialbookmarking said
nice shayari
sonu said
starting is very good
antara said
PHOOL JAB GULAB KA HO TO KANTO SAI KYA DARNA…
PHOOL JAB GULAB KA HO TO KANTO SAI KYA DARNA…
SCHOOL JAB APNA BAB KA HO TO TEACHERS SE KYA DARNA…
ayesha said
AAJ MAUSAM MAIN AJIB SI BAAT HAI…
BAKABU SAI HAMARA KHAYALAT HAI…
JI CHATA HAI CHURA LU APKO APSE…
PAR MUMMY KEHTI HAI CHORI KARNA PAAP HAI…
ayesha said
AAJ MAUSAM MAIN AJIB SI BAAT HAI…
BAKABU SAI HAMARA KHAYALAT HAI…
JI HATA HAI CHURA LU APKO APSE…
PAR MUMMY KEHTI HAI CHORI KARNA PAAP HAI..
tahir said
friendship g
irfan said
na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye…..
na kisi dard ki mujhe talash hai……
mere phone ko jo apna samajh kar recharge karwae……
hamko to us dost ki talash hai…………….
irfan said
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
sara said
hi
nice sher
chote chappal pero mai aate nahi
chote chappal pero mai aate nahi
moote ladkiya baho mai aate nahi.
muskan said
hi good ji tussi sab hi great ho assi bhi kam nahi….toh yeh lo
kehte hai aap log jise shery hum bhi use kehte hia shery
aap hame lafz do geet hum banenge,
manzil aap pao rasta hum dukhange,
khush aap raho khusi hum dilange,
aap sirf dost bane rahe dost hum nibhange.
buh bye
Allah haffiz
tabrej khan said
aur main apki dosti per char chand laga doonga
badle me aapse net ka bill bharwa longa.
khuda hafiz
kinki said
hey guys hello………..
send sumthing new jokes yaar
kinki said
hey guys hello………….
send sumthing new jokes yaar…………..
Parvez said
to bhai aap logo ne bahot badhiya likha hai.. to hum bhi kuchh kam nahin…. Samjhe janab….?
Humein Satane ki Tumhein Aisi Saja Mile,
Humein Satane ki Tumhein Aisi Saja Mile,
Ke Jor Se Aaye Su.. Su..,
Aur karne ki jagah na Mile..
Parvez said
Aek galib ne aisa Sher mara…,
Aek galib ne aisa Sher mara…,
Ki Sherni Vidhwa ho gayi…
ha….ha.. ha..
Parvez said
Khidki khuli,
Zulfe Dikhi,
Socha tha husne didar hoga,
zulfe hathi,
kismat futi,
wo to nahaya huva sardar tha…
Parvez said
yun ghur ke kya dekhti hai be,
mar dalegi kya.,,,
yun ghur ke kya dekhti hai be,
mar dalegi kya.,,,
dil dena hai to de,
rakh ke uska aachar dalegi kya…
rani said
Ramu ki maa k 3 bete
1-cha-v-ani
2-ath-a-nni
3-ramu
rani said
jaan jati hai tou jaye hanste hanste
zakham jatain hainapne sar se hat.te hat.te
hum hansain ge kis ko jab kissi ki na hai….
……mujhko khabar
hansain ge tou log ab mujhper …..
kyunki thi jiss ki hamain khabar..
raha woh humse be khabar.
manoj kumar said
wow well said,
yu na har baat yaaro se pucho
jo baat ho raaz ki use isarro se puchho
lehro se khelna to sauk hai samandar ka
lagti hai chot kaise ye kinaro se pucho
rani said
1 makhi doctor k pass bohut buri halat main pohanchi..
Doctor..
kya hua? kya hua?
Makhi….
Haaye! sheikhan di chaa vich dig paye saan. unna choos choos k mennu mar chadya.
123 said
AIK SARDAR GALI SE JA RAHA THA
TOU ACHANAK USS NE NEECHE JHUK K KUCH UTHAYA
AUR ZOR SE CHILAYA
KAMINE LOG! POTTI BHI AISE KERTE HAIN JAISE….
…… SAMOSA PADHA HAI.
RANI said
AIK BAAT KAHON AGAR SUNTI HO..
AIK BAAT KAHON AGAR SUNTI HO..
TUM MUJHKO BURI LAGTI HO.
KUCH CHURAIL CHURAIL..
KUCH BHOOT WOOT..
KUCH DAIN SHEN SI LAGTI HO
AIK BAAT KAHON AGAR SUNTI HO.
TUM MUJHKO BURI LAGTI HO
RANI said
AIK BHI NUMBER
DO BHI NUMBER
DO BHI NUMBER AUR DO SO BHI NUMBER
NUMBER PE NUMBER 10 CARORE NUMBER
RANI said
DIN GAYA PHIR RAAT AE
DIN GAYA PHIR RAAT AE
WAH!..WAH!
RAAT GAYE PHIR DIN AYA.
PHOOCHO NA KYA ZUBAAN PER BAAT AE
POOCHO NA KYA ZUBAAN PER BAAT AE…..
………..JAB YAAD AYEGI TOU BATAYENGE.
123 said
HUM NE DIL USKO DIYA DIL DAR SAMAJHKER
HUM NE DIL USKO DIYA DIL DAR SAMAJH KER
USNE HAMAIN LAAT MARI KURA DAAN SAMAJHKER
123 said
CHUNTI AUR HATI KI DOSTI K CHERCHE BAHUT DOOOR DOOOR TAK THEY……
IK BAR UUNN HI CHUNTI NE HAATHI SE POOCHA!!!!!!!!
AY DOST!!!9NUMBER K BAAD KONSA NUMBER ATTA HAI??????
HAATHI!!!!
MOHTARMA 9 K BAAD 10 ATTA HAI…..
CHUNTI!!!!
APP PAGAL TOU NAHIN **NO** K BAD KUCHHH NAHIN ATTA………….
123 said
DIN GAYA PHIR RAAT AE
DIN GAYA PHIR RAAT AE
WAH!..WAH!
RAAT GAYE PHIR DIN AYA.
PHOOCHO NA KYA ZUBAAN PER BAAT AEEE………
AJJ TOU BHOOL GAYE JAB YAAD AYE GI BATA DEN GE.
RANI said
I HAV AN IDEA…….
I HAV AN IDEA……….
LET ME THINKING??????
WHAT WAS THAT IDEA.
VALENTINE said
WHAT AN IDEA IDEA IDEA IDEA IDEA IDEA IDEA IDEA MADAM G
RANI said
CHUNTI NE HAATHI SE POOCHA K ENGLISH KA KYA MATLAB HAI?????
HAATHI NE JAWAB DIYA>>>
BB!!!
MATH KAHA JATA HAI.>>>….
CHUNTI NE POOCHA………….
JANAB KYUN???????
KYUNKI ENGLISH MAIN BHI TOU COUNTING ATTI HAI NA.>.>.>.>>>.>>.>>>….>>>>>>>>>>>>
RANI said
FOR MUSKAN……..
LET ME THINKING WHAT U TOLD ON UR SHAYRI????
LET ME THINKING WHAT U TOLD ON UR SHAYRI???????
SAMJ NAHI A RAHI SAMJ KAR BATAUUN GA
aap hame lafz do geet hum banenge,
manzil aap pao rasta hum dukhange,
khush aap raho khusi hum dilange,
aap sirf dost bane rahe dost hum nibhange.
HUM BATATE HAIN APP KO APP KI GALTIYAN
APP HAMAIN LAFZ DO GEET HUM BANAYENGE,
MANZIL APP PAO RASTA HUM DIKHAYENGE,
KHUSH APP RAHO KHUSHI HUM DILAYENGE,
APP SIRF DOST BANE RAHO DOSTI HUM NIBHAYENGE
RANI said
AIK AADMI NE AURAT SE POOCHA K!!!!
ISLAM K BAARE MAIN KUCH BATAO???
SHEIKH SAHAB…
ASSI KI DASIYE!!!!!
ASSI TE APPE ISLAM DE BAARE VICH KUJH NAHIN PADE
AADMI NE KAHA KYUN BB???????
AURAT NE JAWAB DIYA>>>>>>
SHEIKH SAHAB!MAIN TE KACHHI JAMAT VICH ALIF BAY V NAYE PADI TUSSI MERE KOLON ISLAM DA PUCHUN DEY OOOOO………….
Murad ali said
hum to tum ko dekh dekh kar thak hi gaye hain……..
hum to tum ko dekh dekh kar thak hi gaye hain……….
ab dafa ho jaoo ye bhootiya shakal dekha kar kya ab bachea ki jan lo giiiii………………
Murad ali said
a man asking to a woman that u know the opposite of 2day…
she was lahoran…
she ansed of his question? that thuday da ofosit thunight hega….
man asked to her again???? that what will be opposite of 2night…
she ansed him again… thunight da ofosit thumaro hega…….
tab hi admi nay sar patak patak kar pucha????? ap ko english nahi ati kya?? tou orat nay jawab diya!!!!
main taan kachi jamat vvvv naeee padi…..
Murad ali said
ginti gino 50 tak……..
ginti gino 50 tak……..
kamino mujhay agay nahi ati tum bata dena…..>>>>……..
Murad ali said
1 humsaya….
dusra humsaya…..
daye humsaya…..
baeen humsaya…….
mujhay maloom nahi hai kon mera saya………
Murad ali said
their was 5 man to sing a song
1 nay gana gaya..
tum dil ki dhadkan main rehtay ho.
rehtay hoo…bahoo main mar jaoo dhadkan main bhar jao…
dusra bola…..
dil dey diya hai jan tumhay deen gay…
par ik shart hai…
wafa nahi karen gay sanam
tabhi tesra bola….
aja main tujhay kabrstan ki ser karaun….
tu to mere ghoost hai….
chautha bola….
kaho na kaho yeh rateen keh rahi hain o sanam o sanam o meray sanam…
nafraton kay safar main tu hamara hai….
bewafaii kay sahiloon ka tu kinara hai….
panchuwa bola…
aankhay khuli rakh kar jo mujhay nazar aya wo tumhi ho ay churail
jis say nafrat kar kay hi dil ko mere karar aya…
wo tumhi ho ay churail..
Murad ali said
ik admi kay ghar kay samnay kuta mara para hua tha
is nay baldiya walo ko call ki
mere ghar kay samnay kuta mara parha hai
utha lay…..
jawab mila..
wahan hi dafan kar deen…
wo admi kuch deer tak khamoosh raha..phir jal kar bola..”dafan kar deta hun”
magar us nay shoocha phele mheroom kay khandan walo ko khabar to kar duun.
Murad ali said
Theorem: 3=4
Proof:
Suppose:
a + b = c
This can also be written as:
4a – 3a + 4b – 3b = 4c – 3c
After reorganizing:
4a + 4b – 4c = 3a + 3b – 3c
Take the constants out of the brackets:
4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)
Remove the same term left and right:
4 = 3
Rajesh said
good one reminded of school time fun….the crack is …..strike out of (a+b-c) from both side is NOT valid when (a+b-c)=0
Murad ali said
Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay
Murad ali said
Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu
Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon
Murad ali said
Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai
Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain
Murad ali said
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per
Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per
rani said
Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar
Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar
rani said
Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh
Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh
rani said
Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb
uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laye hoon
ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote
aap bhi ja ke badal lain main badal ai hoon
murad ali said
Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen
Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen
murad ali said
Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya
Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya
murad ali said
khidki se jab raste per dekha tou raste per koi na tha
wah!!!!!.wah!!!!!!
khidki se jab raste per dekha tou raste per koi na tha
aur!!!!!
……aur!!!!!
raste se jab khidki per dekha tou khidki per koi na th
murad ali said
khidki se jab raste per dekha tou raste per koi na tha
wah!!!!!.wah!!!!!!
khidki se jab raste per dekha tou raste per koi na tha
aur!!!!!
……aur!!!!!
raste se jab khidki per dekha tou khidki per koi na tha
rani said
ik bhi ginti ka lafz hai 2 bhi ginta ka lafz hai
4 bhi ginti ka lafz hai 5 bhi ginti ka lafz hai sabhi gentay kay lafz hai to tumhay batanay ki zaruurat nahi hai
rani said
in variya un variya na janay sari kithay wariyan……………………………….
123 said
jaan jati hai tou jaye…..
jaan jati hai tou jaye…..
per mere kareeb koi na aye..
ho nazla usse bhi jo mujhe chhu jaye
sammy said
yeh ishq ka jadoo hai sar char kar bolay ga…………………phir aus ka baap bad main mayri hadiyan tooray ga
s said
Suno ek Bakwas sa shayari sunata hoon,
Suno ek Bakwas sa shayari sunata hoon,
agar accha lage toh bajana tali,
Agar accha na lage toh de dena gali,
magar mmuje mat batana agar you have saali.
choti said
your blog and your reader both is good
Thanks getting some inspiration
Shekhar said
Hi frnds,
i hav a nice joke
Lalu: hum sher k bachche he, hum kisise nahi darte.
Raj: wagh ghari aalaa hota ki tujhi aai junglaat geli hoti?
Shekhar said
Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi he,
is umid k saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazre jami rakhi hai!
Is there any 1?
tabrej khan said
ab nazrein tu hatale
aur 0 power ka chashma lagwa le
yashodhra said
funny shayari….
……….;)…….:P
i used dem as my status….
but sumtyms….
realy vry boooorin…:/
………:D……….
naaznin said
Ulfateh qayamat hai, gand maar lo hamaari.
Bahaare chaman mein phir milenge, maa chod denge tumhaari
soha said
teri har jhalak ehsaas hai tere naam ko he main duaa kahoo tu pohanch gaya meri rooh talak ab tujhe main kaise judaa karoo…..
soha said
kisi ne pocha kitni muhabbat hai dil k liye duniya loota de bass itni muhabbat hai………