COLLECTION OF FUNNY SMSes

Posted by @ B H i on January 9, 2007

Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai…!

Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na…?

Boy-bilkul nahi!

Girl-to fir rehne do….!!

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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B’day with a Sher :

“Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.”

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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.

Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her

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Aankho mein “SHARAFAT”
chaal main”NAJAKAT”
dil me”SACHCHAI”
aur chehre me”SAFAI”
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko “BHAI” . . . . . . .

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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.

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Who played a double role in SHOLAY?

Socho..

Aur socho yaar..

“COIN”..

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4 Responses to “COLLECTION OF FUNNY SMSes”

funny sms said

January 9, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Bohot achche !!

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ANIL KUMAR said

June 21, 2009 at 1:08 pm
NASBANDI K DR. KO MARIZ K PECHE BAGTE DEKH KAR EK NE PUCHA
DR. KYA HUA

DR – SALA PECHLI BAR KI TARAH IS BAAR BHI BAAL SAF KARVA KAR BHAG RAHA THAT
ANIL 9896382592

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Rohit nama said

August 28, 2009 at 7:34 am
are o sambha……….
isse aacha joke sala koi ho hi nahi sakta re……..
agar Sasura koi bata de to use hum goliyo se chhanni kar dunga.. ha ha haaa haha haa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

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Saurabh said

August 28, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Anil bhai.. jhakasss…

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