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Nice Lines of Life

Posted by @ B H i on December 29, 2006

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,

Million soldiers 2 protect a country,

but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!

Let’s Thank… KAAMWALI BAI

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Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!

Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA

Phir likha: SHUBH LABH

Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME

Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,

mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,

meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.

SAY NO TO EXAMS

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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.

2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya .

3rd day koi aur ladki thi.

4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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Girl’s excuses:

Phone mat kiya karo dear,

mom hoti hai near,

papa se lagta hai fear,

baat nahin hoti hai clear.

Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA

But girraffe was not eating. Why?

Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

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What do u call a woman in heaven?   :     An Angel

A crowd of woman in heaven?         :     A host of Angels

And all woman in heaven?            :     PEACE ON EARTH

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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5 Responses to “Nice Lines of Life”

  1. Agnetta said

    This is a very good and wise quote.

  2. HUSNA said

    These r the bst… onces….

  3. chintu said

    itz fantastic jokes n quotes…..

  4. J.d. Thori said

    Nice& so good

  5. epic fails said

    epic fails…

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