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Joke: Bihari working in Mumbai

Posted by @ B H i on October 20, 2006

A Bihari was working in Mumbai and he did not meet this wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna (Bihar ).

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had
delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this “Happy event” happened when he had not seen his wife for four years…

The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, “What name will you give to the son?”

The man explained, “If its the second neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be “DWIVEDI”;

If it is the third neighbour then it would be “TRIVEDI”,

If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be “CHATURVEDI”;

If its the fifth neighbour then it would be “PANDEY”…

After listening to this, questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
“Then the boy would be named “MISHRA”…

And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
Then it would be “SHARMA”…

But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?
Then the name of the child would be “GUPTA”…

If she does not remember the name then?
“It is YAAD-AV”

But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
Then it will be named “DOSHI”…

Finally, if the child happened because of wife’s burning desire?
Then he will be named “JOSHI”…

And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?
“DESHPANDEY.”

760 Responses to “Joke: Bihari working in Mumbai”

  1. Rahul Singh said

    bhonsarichhod,
    madarchod,
    teri bahan ke rap karun,
    shalay,
    betichod,
    kutta,
    ganr men bans kar denge,
    ghar ghus ke rap kar lenge,
    It’s from a Bihari to you…

    • JAI MARATHA said

      BHAIYYA

      Bhaiyya ek woh prani hai jo ki Bihar aur UP mein paya jata hai. Yeh sir pe sarson ka tel lagata hai jiski wajah se iske bal dur se chamakte hai. Yeh bilkul safed rang ki DHOTI pahenta hai aur nili safed dhariyon wala kacha pehenta hai. Yeh kacha dhoti mein se saf jhalakta hai. Yeh lal rang ke socks pehenta hai. AAjkal Mumbai aur Punjab mein iski jam kar dhulai ho rahi hai. Yeh saf safai mein bahut yakin rakhta hai. Toilet ke bd apne hath char baar dhota hai per apni GaND dhona hamesha bhul jata hai. Iski shakal iske bap se nahin milti hai. Iski shakal pados mein rehne wale kisi Sardarji se milti hai.

      Chori karna, daka dlna iska mukhya pesha hota hai. Inki juban bahut hi mithi hoti hai. Apne Bhai, behen ko “Tohar Bahen Ke Chodon” kahkar bulata hai. Aur apne pitaji ko “Tohar Beti ke chodon”.

      Yeh train mein kabhi bhi ticket lekar nahin safar karta hai. Yeh bat aajtak koi samajh nahin paya hai ki jo Bhaiyya 4th class mein char bar fail hota hai woh Doctor, Engineer kaisi ban jata hai woh bhi flying marks ke sath.

      Yeh khaini bahut khata hai aur yahan wahan thukta rehta hai.

      B= BHOSDIWALA
      I = IDIOT
      H=HARAMI
      A=AWARA
      I=IJJAT NAHAIN

      • bihari said

        Maharashtriyan kaise paida hua??

        Bhaiyya ek aisa prani hai puri duniya ke har kone me Paya jata hai. Iska adhikatar jivan kamane aur Maharashtriyan ko chodane me chala jaata hai.
        Maharashtriyan aurate bhaiya logo se hi MARATI “Chudwati” hain isliye inhe pyar se “MARATHI” naam se pahachana jaata hai.
        Bhaiya dwara Maharashtriyan Chode jaane ke karan jo santan paida hoti hai o bahut hi kaamchor,Aalsi,Randibaaz hoti hai jo ghar se bahar nikalana pasand nahi karte.
        in Madharchodon “Marathiyon” ka pura jivan unki Maa aur Patni ki Kamai par Chal Jaata hai. ye apne Baap ko hi gali dete hain..

        Jar aajun Mahiti Pahije tar tumchya RAJ THAKREY la vichara to kasa janmala aala aahe.

        Jai Hind

      • EK BIHARI SAB PE BHARI said

        maharastra- bole to madharchodo ka rajya.
        marathi- bole to madharchodo k santaan.
        raj thakrey- bole to universal madharcod.
        bal thakrey- bole to international betichod.
        mns- boleto bharuwo ki janmjaat party.
        laloo- bole to ek bihari, sab pe bhari.
        mulayam- bole to kadak lauda, mulayam chehra.
        bihari- bole to mumbai ki taxy me marathiyo ki maa behan chodne wala.
        u.p wala- bole to marathiyo k vansh ko aage badhane wala.
        .
        saale. madharchod,behanchod, chootiya, behan k laude, maa k choot k dhakkan, maharashtrian, bombey k randiyo k najayaj paidaish…
        bhosri waale,ja k apni maa ka pata laga. kyuki baap ka to pataa lagne se raha..aa bihar aa k apne baap k 2-3 jhaant(pubic hairs) ki taabiz bana k apni maa k choot me daal de.
        madharchoooood marathi..
        marathi ki maaa ko kisne choda- 100 bihari, 100 bihari!!
        marathi ki behan ko kisne choda- 100 bihari, 100 bihari!!
        jai bihar, jai up, jai north india, jai hind, jai bharat..
        but maa chudaaye marathi>>>

      • teri maaa ka yaar said

        teri maa ko choda to tu paeda huaa teri dadi ko choda to tera baab saale ab kya chahta hae teri bibi ko bi maen hi chodu???????????

      • Bihari said

        Maharashtriyan ke saire ladkio ko chodo. tak ki unka aaynine wala puste sari bihari ke naam se jana jaye.
        chodo marathi aur naam karo bihar
        Jai bihar

      • Bihari said

        teri ma ki chut radua ki aulad

      • amit kumar said

        jab bihari ki gaand ki safai ki itni fikr hai to bihari logo ka gaand dhona ka kaam tu hi shuru karle.

      • mukes said

        madarcho marathi tere behen ke chut me dam hi kaha tha ek bar chudne ke bad behos ho gai panjub ki har ladki randi hoti hi he aagar tu panjabi, marathio ko aapni maa behen ko chudbana hai to call kar +917549508449 fir dekhna bihario ke land me kitna pawer hai

      • hindustane said

        jis maharastra me veer sheva jee paida hote hai vaha tere jaise madharchod, and phhatu bhe paida hote hai jo pu . bihar se barte hai.tere khandan ke satter pust tak bihare ka baccha paida ho ga.——-jai hind

      • VIJAY DWIVEDI said

        bhai bihari wo hota h jo apni ma .apni behen jagah jagah chudwata h…sry to say hum up wale bhi inse utna nafrat karte h jitna marathi karte h….up ke kch hisso ki wajah se pura up badnam h in madarchodo ki wajah se…hum allahabadyo ke shahar me aakar gandh macha rakha h in madarchodo ne..pore up east ko ganda kar rakaha h….JAHA DIKHE BIHARI CHAAP…WAHA DALO DANDA AAP..

      • jai karnataka said

        awesome…. u r telliing right.
        Mai idhar abudhabi me rehta hu ,,,idhar bi a bihari bhaiyya log aise hi rehte hai,bolte hai mai a degree complete kiya o degree complete kiya magar unka shakal aur batose to ek dum anfad aur bewakoof hi dikhte hai… Unka bihari language sunke mera to dimag kharab hota hai…. unko kitna bi gali dedo utna kam hai …. harami….. ” 1 bihari 100 bimari ”
        Thank u yar.

    • JAI MARATHA said

      Singh ka nam malum hai ki kaise pada.

      Jab maratha ka lauda teri ma ne munh me liya tha.

      • Gentlemen said

        Hi Friends I am really sorry seeing this conversation which is talking about the adversities we carry but still it carries as ot has to
        ek kahaavat hai
        oriya kapati
        tilangi chor
        MAAR MARATHI……..MADAR Chod
        oriya kapati
        tilangi chor
        MAAR MARATHI……..MADAR Chod


              

      • INDIAN said

        INDIAN

        JO AURAT RAAT DIN GAAND MARA KAR BHI NA THAKE –RE CALLED AS “THAKRE”
        One who takes only BIHARIES LUND use “LELE” kahte hai.
        One who raped bye BIHARI called as “DIVEKAR”
        Jo Marathi SHERDIL BIHARI se chudwati hai use “WAGHMARE”kahte hain.
        jo pure BIHARI GAONWALO SE CHUDWATI HAI USE PYAR SE “GAONKAR” KAHTE HAIN
        JO BIHARI SE ACHHE DAM(MONEY) LEKAR CHUDWATI HAIN CALLED AS “DAMLE”
        JO COOL BIHARI SE MARWATI HAI AUR MARANE KI ICHHA RAKHATI HAI CALLED AS “KULKARNI”
        JO DIN AUR RAAT SIRF MARWANE KE CHAKKAR ME RAHE CALLED AS “MARNE”
        JO KHAYALO ME BHI SIRF BIHARI LUND CHAHTI HAI CALLED AS “ VICHRE”
        JISKE GAAND ME TAMBA DALE BIHARI O HAI “TAMBE”
        JISKI MAA LOKHAND SE GAAND MARAYE “LOKHANDE”

        100 me 80 beiman fir bhi mera desh Mahan
        Jai Hind

      • swami said

        Freight equalization policy

        Freight equalization policy was adopted in 1948 by the government of India to facilitate the equal growth of industry all over the country. This meant a factory could be set up anywhere in India and the transportation of minerals would be subsidised by the central government.

        The policy resulted in the growth of heavy and middle level industry in the post-independence years outside the mineral-rich regions of the country. The coastal states of Maharashtra and Gujarat were the greatest beneficiaries and so were Delhi and its surrounding districts. Industrialists interested in setting up plants anywhere in the country––Maharashtra, Gujarat, Delhi etc.––would get coal, iron ore, aluminium etc. at the same price as they used to get in Bihar (now Jharkhand), West Bengal, Chhatisgarh or Orissa. A factory can be set up anywhere in the country and the transportation of minerals would be subsidised by the central government.

        The worst sufferer of this policy was West Bengal, the undivided Bihar (now Jharkhand hewed out from it) and to some extent Orissa and Madhya Pradesh (now Chhatisgarh carved out from it). West Bengal and Bihar’s huge competitive advantage of holding the minerals got destroyed as now factories were set up everywhere else but in these states. This was not the case in the pre-independence era when Tatas and Dalmias etc. had to come and set up industries in Bihar and most of the engineering industry was located in the state of West Bengal. The freight equalisation policy continued to destroy states like West Bengal and Bihar for about half a century.

    • Bangla said

      Sale teri behen ki chut mein kisi banaglai laude ki chal

      • Bihari said

        Hum Bihari Jahan Jate Hain Wahan Garn Marate Hain!!!!!!Kisi Ki Utni Majal Ki Hum Se Jyada Garn Mara Sake…………………Jai Hind Jai Maharstra………………….

      • tera baap said

        bhan ka lando teri maa ne chodu batichod teri bapp rajasthani teri bhan ka land mil tu mani teri maa chodu beti chod bhan ka land sala gandu sala teri bhan na chodu madar chod

    • EK BIHARI SAB PE BHARI said

      YAAR PUNJAABIYO KO KUCHH NI KEHNA…..
      MUJHE HURT HOTA HAI…
      AAKHIR MAINE USKE MAA BEHAN CHODE HAIN….
      MAADHARCHOD MARATHI, BEHANCHOD PUNJABI..

      • Kapoor said

        Madarchod Bihari teri maa ka bhsoda. Salee gand marwa kar aaa

      • SHIV SENA said

        Message for EK BIHARI SAB PE BHARI —-

        Madarchod Bihari, kya tu bata sakta hai ki desh pe jan denewalon mein 10 bihariyon ke nam. Bhosdiwale 5 ka nam lete lete teri maa chud jaygi. Jitne madarchod hai woh toh sab UP Bihari mein hi palte hain. Jis time desh azad ho raha tha, us time hume chahiye tha ki tum logon ko bhi Pakistan bhej dete. Kum kum kalank toh nahin dhona padta. Chori karte ho aur sina jori bhi.

      • Indian said

        Madarchod Bihari tu toh sabse jayda desh pe bhari hai.

      • Punjabi said

        Madarchod Bihari teri maa to 20 rupeah mein chut marwati hai

      • Punjabi Sena said

        Kyuon Madarchod ki aulad, saale bihari, desh ke kalank. Lagta hai ki kisi Punjabi ne teri bahin ki chut phadi hai. Jakar check karwa lena. chut phati hai ki nahin.

        YADH RAKH, SACH HAMESHA KADWA HOTA HAI.
        KYUONKI, BIHARI SAALA BHADWA HOTA HAI.

      • Bihari said

        chodo MARATHI aur chodo PUNJABI aur name karo bihar
        bolo jai bihar

        bihario ka naara hai marathi aur punjabi ko sari ladkio ko chodana hak hamara hai

      • maratha warriors said

        b-bhainchyot
        i-idiot
        h-haramkhor
        a-aaighale
        r-randibaaj
        i-i zave

    • Atul said

      madhar chod baap ne paida kar ke chhod doya tha kya

    • JAI BIHAR said

      ajit@inder@binay@sabby……….

      ………..KIND ATTENTION MARATHIS…BAAP AA GAYA HAIN YAHAN PE TUM SAB KA…DHYAN SE SUNO

      BOORCHODI KE PILLON
      HARAMJADA,JAB 1 CRORE BHARWE MARE THE TO EK MARATHI PAIDA HUA THA AUR JAB 5 CRORE RANDI MARI THI TO TUM LOGON KI MAA BEHN PAIDA HUI THI…

      BENGALI LOG SOURAV GANGULY SE TUM LOGON KI MAA KE NAZAYAZ RISHTEY KI BAAT KARNE AAYA HOON….MITHUN KA KALA LOURA,BAPPI DA SONA CHANDI WALA LOURA,BIMAL GURUNG KA 25 KILOWALA LOURA APNI MAA KLE GAANR ME ROZ DALWATEY HO..

      PUNJABI LOG SUNO GAUR SE….DEKHO TUM PUNJABIYON KE BAAREY ME PEHLE SE HI LOG JANTEY HAIN KI SIDDHU KA 40 KILO KA LOURA DAILY TUMLOG APNI MAA BEHN KE GAANR AUR CHUT ME DALWATEY HO,…..SAALE TUM LOGON KI MAA KI GAANR ME MANMOHAN SINGH KA LOURA..

      MARATHI,BENGALI AUR PUNJABIYON KI MAA KE BOOR ME LALU NITISH AUR PASWAN KA TRIPLE COMBO LOURA…..WAAAH MAZA AA GAYA….AB MUJHE CHODNE DO…N DUN DISTURB…TUMLOGON KI MAIYYA CHODOON RAGAR RAGAR KE…AAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA….DUN DISTURB…MAINE CHUT ME PESAAB KAR DALA…HAHAHAHHA

      • ME MARATHi said

        ABE DHILYA LAWADYACHYA BIHARINO, BHADWYANOO…. SWATAHA TUMCHYA BAYAKA TUMCHYANE CHODLYAA JAT NAHIT, AN TUMHI SALE KUTRE KAY AAMCHYAA AAI, BAHINIWAR BALJABRI KARAL. BHOSADICHYANO TUMCHYA MAY BAHINI AAMCHYAKADE YETAAT CHUDWUN GHYAYLA. SAALYAANO TUMCHI LAYKI TARI AAHE KAY… BHARTAT RAHNYACHI…. DUKRACHYA JATITLE TUMHI BHAYYE SALE AAMHAALA CHODAN SHIKWAYALA NIGHALE. MAADARCHODANO HEPAYALA RAND MIDAT NAHI TEVHAA SWATACHYA BAHINILA CHODANARE TUMHI BHADKHAU BHAYYE…ABE LUNDCHOKYA TUZYAT EVADHICH JAR KA HIMMAT AAHE NA TAR GHARABAHER NIGH AANI.. YE MAHARASHTRAT SALYAA NAAGAD KARUN TUZYA GANDICHYA BHOKAT MAHARASHTRACHA ZENDA NAY ROVALA TAR NAVACHA MARATHI NAY. TU SALYA KUTRYA SANGTOY KI AAMCHA BAAP AAHES TU….. SALLYAA DUKARA TULAA TARI MAHITEY KARE CHUDMARICHYA KI TUZA BAAP KON AAHE……… ARE AAMHAA MAHARASTRIYANCHYA FEKALELYA TUKDYAWAR JIWANT RAHNARE TUMHI SAALE BHAYYE…. AAMCHYASHI TOND WAR KARUN MUZORI KARTA.. CHODRYANO AGODAR TUMCHI LAYKI OLKHA NANTAR RANAGANAT UTARA… AANI HO TYA LAALOO PRASAD YADAV, NITISH KUMAR SARKHYANA TYANCHYA GHARATACHA KAHI IJJAT NAHIYE TE BHOSADICHE KAY AAMHCHI, BAROBARI KARNAR……. KUTRE SALE DUCHAKE BHAYYE… SALE BIHARI… BHADKHAU, KUTRE….. CHUDMARICHE, HEPARE TUMHALA MHANANAR NAHI KARAN TUMCHA LAWDA DHILA AAHE TYAMULE TUMHALA HEPATACHE YET NAHI…… DHILE LAWDYACHE BHAYYAE………

      • A.S.janjua said

        hamari ghar ki orton ko to lund naseeb ho jate hai tumari ko to vo bhi naseeb nahi hote pata nahi kya karwati hai bacche paida karne k liye. hahahahahahahahaha

    • frezer said

      bahen k laude teri ma ki chut ki jhilli phadu

    • vivek gaurav said

      saale ye baat maan lo k jahaan pe ek bihari aa gaya wahan kuch hi dino me bihariyo ka mohalla bana dete ho… ye to angrezo ki chaal thi ab bihari apna rahe hai.. lagta ha anrgrezo ka lund bihariyo pe bhari pada hai…. ek baat saaf jaan lo.. agar tum log sacche insaan hote to kabhi apna janm bhoomi chod kar doosro ke jagah aakar apna gaand nhi marvate… agar bihariyo ke gand me dum hai to wo wohi bihar me reh k bihar ki unnati kare.. tab maanenge bihar me madarchod nhi rehte.. warna ye saaabit ho jayega ki bihari apne hi ma behen ko chod kemaharashtra aate hai sar chupane k liye

      • Priyanka said

        kyon be poora maharastra teri maa ka randikhaana hai kya..

        behanchod, divide nd rule karna hai na toh apni maa k chuchi k saath karo samjha..

        poora hindustan 1 hai, usme jo bakchodi karega uski maa ko kutta chodega, samjha bhadwe..

        saale, jitne bhi entrance exams jaise IIT,AIEEE, nd all hote hain na, usme sabse zyada ‘BIHARI’ hi topper rehte hain ,kyuki tum logon k gaand me dum toh hai nahi, sirf bihari k naam se jalte ho isiliye bakchodi karte ho ,…

        agar isi tarah bakchodi kiya na, toh dekh lena , maharastra ka jitna naam hai na, utna hi tumlog mitti mei mila doge.
        maratha hone se kuch nahi hota hai, pehle ek sacha INDIAN toh bano..

        pehle thik se NATIONAL LANGUAGE “”HINDI”” toh seekh kar aao, backchodon…

      • Bhaiyya Ka Baap said

        Arre ye Bhaiyani tera baap na koi baju wala hoga… Baat karti hai IIT, AIEEE ki marte to hain dusre indians fauz me.. Abadi badhake tum logo ne desh ka naam to Mitti me mila hai aur Aids se toh Zameen me gada hai saali Randi… Aur toh aur Randi aur bhadwe ki aulad soon Hindi jitna hume likhna aur padhne aata hai utna tumlogo ki Maa aur Baap ko bhi nahi aata… Ja aur chennai me puch Hindi kya hoti hai??

        Tum bhaiyyas k gaand me Jitna land dale utna kam hai kyunki tumhari chut phati hui hai bacche paida karke…

  2. don said

    hi sale…
    hamare Bihar main Bihari ka matlab jijaji(means that the husband of your sister)..
    to samjh le sare bihari tera jijaji( bahan ki husband)

    …to sale tere bahan ko sare bihar ne choda..

    by sale

    • JAI MARATHA said

      BHAIYYA

      Bhaiyya ek woh prani hai jo ki Bihar aur UP mein paya jata hai. Yeh sir pe sarson ka tel lagata hai jiski wajah se iske bal dur se chamakte hai. Yeh bilkul safed rang ki DHOTI pahenta hai aur nili safed dhariyon wala kacha pehenta hai. Yeh kacha dhoti mein se saf jhalakta hai. Yeh lal rang ke socks pehenta hai. AAjkal Mumbai aur Punjab mein iski jam kar dhulai ho rahi hai. Yeh saf safai mein bahut yakin rakhta hai. Toilet ke bd apne hath char baar dhota hai per apni GaND dhona hamesha bhul jata hai. Iski shakal iske bap se nahin milti hai. Iski shakal pados mein rehne wale kisi Sardarji se milti hai.

      Chori karna, daka dlna iska mukhya pesha hota hai. Inki juban bahut hi mithi hoti hai. Apne Bhai, behen ko “Tohar Bahen Ke Chodon” kahkar bulata hai. Aur apne pitaji ko “Tohar Beti ke chodon”.

      Yeh train mein kabhi bhi ticket lekar nahin safar karta hai. Yeh bat aajtak koi samajh nahin paya hai ki jo Bhaiyya 4th class mein char bar fail hota hai woh Doctor, Engineer kaisi ban jata hai woh bhi flying marks ke sath.

      Yeh khaini bahut khata hai aur yahan wahan thukta rehta hai.

      B= BHOSDIWALA
      I = IDIOT
      H=HARAMI
      A=AWARA
      I=IJJAT NAHAIN

      AB MARATHA AUR PUNJABI SE PANGA MAT LENA.

      JAI MAHARASHTRA
      JAI SHIV SENA

      • EK BIHARI SAB PE BHARI said

        maharastra- bole to madharchodo ka rajya.
        marathi- bole to madharchodo k santaan.
        raj thakrey- bole to universal madharcod.
        bal thakrey- bole to international betichod.
        mns- boleto bharuwo ki janmjaat party.
        laloo- bole to ek bihari, sab pe bhari.
        mulayam- bole to kadak lauda, mulayam chehra.
        bihari- bole to mumbai ki taxy me marathiyo ki maa behan chodne wala.
        u.p wala- bole to marathiyo k vansh ko aage badhane wala.
        .
        saale. madharchod,behanchod, chootiya, behan k laude, maa k choot k dhakkan, maharashtrian, bombey k randiyo k najayaj paidaish…
        bhosri waale,ja k apni maa ka pata laga. kyuki baap ka to pataa lagne se raha..aa bihar aa k apne baap k 2-3 jhaant(pubic hairs) ki taabiz bana k apni maa k choot me daal de.
        madharchoooood marathi..
        marathi ki maaa ko kisne choda- 100 bihari, 100 bihari!!
        marathi ki behan ko kisne choda- 100 bihari, 100 bihari!!
        jai bihar, jai up, jai north india, jai hind, jai bharat..
        but maa chudaaye marathi>>>
        M- MADHARCOD
        A- ANDHA (MAA CHUDAATE SAMAY)
        R- RANDI K AULAAD
        A- AAWARA
        T- THE BIGGEST GANDU.
        H- HARAMI K AULAAD
        I- INDIA K CHOOTIYE.

      • INDIAN said

        madarchod marathi ko to apni maa ka naam bhi pata nahi rehta.
        marathi ki maa ghar ghar ja kar gaand marwaati hai, usi me se kisi ko daya aa jaata hai to uski chut bhi maar leta hai.
        marathi sare hijde kutte hote hai.
        apne ghar me hi bahunkte hai, bhosdiwalo ko aukat nahi hai ki jhaant ka bal chhu bhi paye sirf bihari ka nahi pure india me se kisi ka bhi. behenchod india me rehte hai or maratha maratha chillate hai
        ye log roj apni behen ko baal thakre(madarchod, bhosdiwala, ghodachod, randi ki paidaish) ke pas le jate hai chudwane ke liye, jis din baal thakre ghar pe nahi hota to khud hi apni behen ka gaand maar lete hai.
        apne ghar me kutta bhi paal ke rakha hota hai, apni maa-behen ka gaand alag alag tarike se marwane ke liye.
        marathi agar saccha maratha hoga to is discussion ko yahi band kar dega,
        yadi sacchi me dogli paidaish hoga to reply jarur karega.

        ab dekhna hai ki ye maratha dogli paidish hai ki nahi.

        maa chudwane gayi hogi tabhi reply karna re madarchod, samjha!!

      • swami said

        Where were punjabi during 1857 war of independence?.!857 war was fought by sepoy of Bihar and eastern UP.Who doesn’t know the name of Mangal Pandey and Babu kunwar singh.Punjabi were proBritish .Maharaja Ranjit singhhad an agreemet with british,

      • shreay chaudhary said

        yaar kyun lad rahe ho india is OUR country .hum sabka hai india aur jo mehnat karega wo aaghe badega. so don”t fight .

    • Bangla said

      sun madar chod, hamare mumbai mein bihari ka matlb hota hai :

      B= BASTARD
      I= IDIOT
      H=HARAMI
      A=AWARA
      R=RASCAL
      I=IZZAT NAHIN

      SUN ROJ SUBAH UTHKAR BOLA KAR

      Jain Maharashtra
      Jai Shiv Sena
      Jai Panjab
      Jai Hindu Jagriti Manch

      Bihari Bhagao Desh bachao

      • bihari teri ma chod dunga

      • INDIAN said

        tu bengali nahi ho sakta re madar chod, bengali kabhi bhi marathi ki jay nahi bol sakta, agar bolta hai to iska matlab wo bengali nahi.
        tere ko koi or naam nahi mila bhosdiwale, bengali ko badnaam kar raha hai.
        angrej ki paidaish…

        PHUT DALO or RAAJ KARO.

        kamyaab nahi hoga tu.

        JAI BIHAR,
        JAI JHARKHAND,
        JAI UTTAR PRADESH,
        JAI BANGAL,
        JAI NORTH INDIA,
        JAI EAST INDIA,
        BHARAT MATA KI JAI!!!!

      • SFX said

        Thats true… Bengali kabhi Bihari ki burai nai kr sakta !!!

    • Indian said

      Aur hamare punjab mein bihari ka matlab madarchod hota hai

    • Bihari said

      Bihari to hote hi madarchod hote hain mujhe hi dekh lo!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. ABC said

    it was not Bihari, it was bhaiya as all these surnames are from U.P.

    • atal said

      maharastra- bole to madharchodo ka rajya.
      marathi- bole to madharchodo k santaan.
      raj thakrey- bole to universal madharcod.
      bal thakrey- bole to international betichod.
      mns- boleto bharuwo ki janmjaat party.
      laloo- bole to ek bihari, sab pe bhari.
      mulayam- bole to kadak lauda, mulayam chehra.
      bihari- bole to mumbai ki taxy me marathiyo ki maa behan chodne wala.
      u.p wala- bole to marathiyo k vansh ko aage badhane wala.
      .
      saale. madharchod,behanchod, chootiya, behan k laude, maa k choot k dhakkan, maharashtrian, bombey k randiyo k najayaj paidaish…
      bhosri waale,ja k apni maa ka pata laga. kyuki baap ka to pataa lagne se raha..aa bihar aa k apne baap k 2-3 jhaant(pubic hairs) ki taabiz bana k apni maa k choot me daal de.
      madharchoooood marathi..
      marathi ki maaa ko kisne choda- 100 bihari, 100 bihari!!
      marathi ki behan ko kisne choda- 100 bihari, 100 bihari!!
      jai bihar, jai up, jai north india, jai hind, jai bharat..
      but maa chudaaye marathi>>>

      • Hindustan said

        Arre oo bihari bhosdiwale, bhag salee hamare india se.

      • Raghu said

        i agree with you my friend…thanks…great…ye madarchod maraathi sach me randi ki paidayish hai…

      • robinhood said

        are ! murkho kya bihari kya marathi tum sab indian ho tum sab dunia ko internet ke jariye aapsi matbhed dikha rahe ho so please stop this and proud to be an indian mere bhaiyon

  4. jkhk said

    chahe bihari ho ya bhayiya per ek baat to pakki hai jisne ye joke lika hai uski ma ko admi ne to nahi choda kissssi kutte ya suar ne choda hai tabhi salla ye paida ho gaya

    • JAI MARATHA said

      sun bhos

      Bhaiyya ek woh prani hai jo ki Bihar aur UP mein paya jata hai. Yeh sir pe sarson ka tel lagata hai jiski wajah se iske bal dur se chamakte hai. Yeh bilkul safed rang ki DHOTI pahenta hai aur nili safed dhariyon wala kacha pehenta hai. Yeh kacha dhoti mein se saf jhalakta hai. Yeh lal rang ke socks pehenta hai. AAjkal Mumbai aur Punjab mein iski jam kar dhulai ho rahi hai. Yeh saf safai mein bahut yakin rakhta hai. Toilet ke bd apne hath char baar dhota hai per apni GaND dhona hamesha bhul jata hai. Iski shakal iske bap se nahin milti hai. Iski shakal pados mein rehne wale kisi Sardarji se milti hai.

      Chori karna, daka dlna iska mukhya pesha hota hai. Inki juban bahut hi mithi hoti hai. Apne Bhai, behen ko “Tohar Bahen Ke Chodon” kahkar bulata hai. Aur apne pitaji ko “Tohar Beti ke chodon”.

      Yeh train mein kabhi bhi ticket lekar nahin safar karta hai. Yeh bat aajtak koi samajh nahin paya hai ki jo Bhaiyya 4th class mein char bar fail hota hai woh Doctor, Engineer kaisi ban jata hai woh bhi flying marks ke sath.

      Yeh khaini bahut khata hai aur yahan wahan thukta rehta hai.

      B= BHOSDIWALA
      I = IDIOT
      H=HARAMI
      A=AWARA
      I=IJJAT NAHAIN

      AB MARATHA AUR PUNJABI SE PANGA MAT LENA.

      JAI MARATHA, JAI PANJABI

      BHIYYA SALA MADARCHOD

      • atal said

        M- MADHARCOD
        A- ANDHA (MAA CHUDAATE SAMAY)
        R- RANDI K AULAAD
        A- AAWARA
        T- THE BIGGEST GANDU.
        H- HARAMI K AULAAD
        I- INDIA K CHOOTIYE.

      • Bihari said

        B-Behenchod

        I-India Ka Garn

        H-Hum Behen Ke LOare Hain….

        A-Aand ke Baal

        I-INdia Ke AAdmiyon Se Hamari Aurat Chudwati Hai!!!!

      • Bihari said

        Oye suno maratho behen ke lawde dallo tumhari maa pta nhi kis kis se apni jali hui choot mein das din dhoye nhi huye land dlwa ke tumhe paida krti hai saale haram ka khane walo india ka naam dubane walo bhosdiwalo din raat apni maa chudalo shiv sena apne naam me shiv lagane se pehle apni shakal to dekh lete salo gandmaro dalli ke lawde bihariyo ne tumhai maa chodi hai ya behem jo tumhare gand mein khudak ho rhi hai salo angthoochap apne baap ka naam to likhna aata nhi tum maratha maratha chillate ho salo agar ek bihari bhi aakar tumhari maa ko choden to tumhara pura khandan ban jayega tumhari maa beheno ka to yahi pesha hota hai sali randiyan india mein kaise aa gayi 2 rupe mein 2 mahine tak gand marwati hai salo tum maratho aur punjabiyo ko 5 pass krne mein 5 year lg jate hai tum kya iit ka exam doge salo india ka jo thodha bahut bhi naam hai wo bihari ki wajah se hi hai saalo tabhi to tumhare desh mein hi bomb blast hote hai taj blast bda pyara tha sale kuch marathi to kam huye maja aa gaya ek aur blast ho jaye to maja na aa jaye… ..ek bihari ne sabhi maratho ki maa ki chut aur gand mari….. . Jis marathe ko apni maa chudani hai wo mujhse mile fucking expert…

    • baap said

      bhosdi walo tumahri maa ko bihariyo ne choda hai ki itna bihario se chidte ho…..maa ke lodo ek tumarhe sare mharashtra ko chod sakta hai.raj thakre ke nazaij olado.bihar aa kar dikha do tumhar maa cchood denge..tumahri maa 9 mahine ki bjaie 9 second mein bacha bur se nikalege…lungi utha utha kar bhen chodenge bihari…..madhar chod baat bnata hai.

      • JAI MARATHA-JAI PANJAB said

        Chup Madarchod ki aulad. Teri maa toh Kamathipura mein humse chudwati thi

      • mi marathi said

        a2aaaaaaa bihari bhiya madrchod sale randi ki aulad hijade tum longonko desh se mitana padega tumari maa ko ham roj 0.5 rs rupaye dekar chodate hai sab randi bhi bihar or up ki hai bihari longonko gand mai 1000 lund dalkar chodana chahiye bhaiya bhikari madarchod tumari maa, bahan ko cho chodke mera lund dhila pad gaya harmkhor patna city ko mai bomb sai udane wala haui hijade teri gand mai hathi ka lund teri maa ki mau mai hum sab log roj apna lund dalate haio bihari sab hamare bete hai

      • mi marathi said

        aaaaaaaa bihari bhiya madrchod sale randi ki aulad hijade tum longonko desh se mitana padega tumari maa ko ham roj 0.5 rs rupaye dekar chodate hai sab randi bhi bihar or up ki hai bihari longonko gand mai 1000 lund dalkar chodana chahiye bhaiya bhikari madarchod tumari maa, bahan ko cho chodke mera lund dhila pad gaya harmkhor patna city ko mai bomb sai udane wala haui hijade teri gand mai hathi ka lund teri maa ki mau mai hum sab log roj apna lund dalate haio bihari sab hamare bete hai

  5. ck said

    madherchod..
    bihari ke style me jee ke dekh .. jindagi ka maja nahe aa gaya to bolna..
    bhosadchod.. tere ma ke kitne kutton se chuda ke tuje paida kiya tha be..
    jindagi me kabhe bhe bihari se panga nahe lena..
    tuje to chodega he . ma bahen aur tere baap ko bhe chodega..

    • khandu said

      abe nahi jeena bihari styler mein suar saale…abe rajasthan mein aakae dekh teri(bihariyon) ki gaand maar lounga….mera naam hai khandooo. alwar wala

      • JAI MARATHA said

        Wah Wha Khandoo.

        Aur suno inki maa ki chut bhi mar dena

      • Shikha from Maharashtra said

        Yes it is true but in Maharashtra is finally fucking your mother

      • Maddy said

        JAI BIHAR,
        In shaloo marathiyo or punjabiyo or rajsthaniyo ki gand fatati rahti hai bihariyo se, kyuki in logo me to itna dum nahi ki wo bihar aa jaye, hum bihariyo ko dekho, jab chahe jaha chahe waha jakar in sab ki maa chod dete hai, ye sab shaale to npunsak hai, mard to hum hai, tabhi in shaalo ki gand me mirchi lagti hai, agar hum bihari kuch na kare to in shaloo ki aisi hi gand fat jayegi, ye log to ek no ke lamine or aalsi hote hai, inko to koi kaam nahi hota, bus bihari ko aage badhte dekh inki maa ki chut fatati hai so ye log humari burayi karne baith jate hai, isliye kahte hai in shalo ko ki hum ko ro na paye in doglo me dum nahi kyuki humse hai jamana sara hum jamane se nahi, bye & thanks for better life from these marathi & punjabi & rajsthani,

      • Dev said

        are bihari madarchod, randi ma ki aulad ,teri maa ko bhi pata nai hoga ki tu kaun se padosi ki aulad hai aur kitno ki mili bhagat ki paidayish hai,aur kitno ke ghotale se paida hua hai ,,teri to paidaish hi kisi bimari se kam nai hai……
        …kaha bhi hai na…..ke ek bihari saow bimari
        aur kaun se style ki baat kar raha hai madachod ,,,tumhara style pura india janta hai sale ghotalon ki paidaish yahi hai na jahan jate ho madarchodi karte ho kahin to sahin se raho madarchodon,,,bhosdi walon randiyon wale gane banate ho aut sharam ka dikhawa karte ho ………aur bolte ho ye style hai…maa bahen bhi style se hudwate ho aen… aur pure biharion -teri bahen ke bhosde me garam garam lauda daalun madarchod chudawa chudawa ke kuan bana dun tumahari bahen ka lauda…..
        …tumahare liye naya slogan bhiriyon ki gand me fate bom… bom bom…. bom bom…. bom bom….
        bihari =bhikari*bimari

        maaaaadaaarchodddddddddd…..bihariiiiiiiii…..bhadwo

    • JAI MARATHA said

      sun madar chod bhari, teri maa ko gali ke suwar se chudwaon. aaja madarchod rajasthan mein. Hamari mumbai aur Punjab mein toh tumhari daily gand phadi jati hai.

      madarchod

      bhosdiwali.

      double madarchod ho sare bihari aur up ke bhaiya

      • EK BIHARI SAB PE BHARI said

        JAI BHARUO AND MADHARCHODO KI SENA….
        HIII…
        TODAYS BREAKING NEWS
        >>>>>> BALA SAHEB OFFERED TO FUCK HIR WHOLE FAMILY MEMBERS AND EVEN HIS OWN OLD ASS HOLE FOR HIS VOTE BANK<<<<<<
        MARATHIYO KI BALLLE BALLLE..!!!!

    • JAI MARATHA said

      Lagta hai ki Tum Mishra ji ho.

      Uppar jake mishra ka matlab dekh lena

      • runvijay yadav said

        jaise teri maa mumbai me khule chodati hai wahi sochata hai sab ko,, madherchod kabhi ja ke apni maa se puchana ki tu main hero ki paidaees hai ya jouniur actor ki.

      • Maddy said

        sahi kaha Runvijay, hum to apni parents ki paidaiees hai, kyuki Bihar me hum pure khati bihari hai, per pure maharastra me to mix hai, ye saaley kya janege ki insab marathiyo ki maa to randi hai, or jab maa randi hai to ye sab to bhadwe hue na, isliye in shalo ki juban bhi bhadwe jaisi hai, in shaalo me itna dum hai to ek baar bihar me aakar to kah de ki mai marathi hu, in shaloo ki wahi gand fat jayegi

    • Bangla said

      all biharis are madarchod. They are son of bitch.

      Why the bihari women are so found of sardarjis lund.

      One of my bihari friends wife fled with asardarji and came bach after 12 montsh with two childs in her hand.

      • EK BIHARI SAB PE BHARI said

        YE LO MADHARCHOD BENGALI BHI AB BOLNE LAGA,..
        ABE SONA GACHHI K CHOOOT K PAIDAISH,..
        TUJHE TO MAI KUCH KEH B NI SAKTA..
        AAKHIR BAAP HU NA…
        CHAL TU BHI CHOD LE APNI MAA KO..

      • BIHARI BABA said

        YE LO MADHARCHOD BENGALI BHI AB BOLNE LAGA,..
        ABE SONA GACHHI K CHOOOT K PAIDAISH,..
        TUJHE TO MAI KUCH KEH B NI SAKTA..
        AAKHIR BAAP HU NA…
        CHAL TU BHI CHOD LE APNI MAA KO..

  6. maraaaaaa......... said

    gooooooooood……….laughing……..but hurting our bihariii friends………

  7. Madarchod

  8. shivaji said

    bihari madharhchod tum log ki makichut

    • tera baap said

      teri maa ko chood nahi hai kya?
      bhosdiwaletum log BIHARI aur BAHARI logo ki nazayaj aulad ho>
      MAHARASHTRIYAN ladki MARATI hai Bahari logo se isliye tumhe pyar se hum MARATHI kahate hai. baaki RAJ THAKARE ka story padh lena

  9. chodu said

    bhosdina mein kale raate tari maa ne chodi hati tyre tari ben mro lodo chuswa mandi

  10. Fresno said

    LOL sahi joke…now I understand the meaning of Bihari surnames :D

    • Scholar said

      Whatever yaar but what shivsena and mns doing is absolutely wrong … violence is not a solution .. they are ultimately letting down marathi people .. what say ?

      • raj said

        Thanks, at least there is one sensible opinion of Scholar about shivsena and mns.All problems are related to economics.no one is bihari or marathi.several marathis have also settled down in other states and no one speaks about them,because they are on a stronger footing :financially,educationally,socially.
        Most biharis are in unskilled category and in the lower ranks in unorganised sector.
        Afterall,wheather it is Maharastra,Bihar,Tamil Nadu or Delhi, when ever there is turmoil or violance in the name of relegion or state how many rich and influencial are killed?

  11. raj said

    marathi ki maa ki bhonshda me bihari ka lauda.jai lauda hathouda baba ki jai

    • JAI MARATHA said

      madar chod bihari. teri maa ki gand maroun . aur apne bap se tumhari choti behan ki chut chatwaun. aur badi behen ko apna lund chuswaon.

      jai shiv sena
      jai maharashtar
      jai panjab

      Bhaiyya ek woh prani hai jo ki Bihar aur UP mein paya jata hai. Yeh sir pe sarson ka tel lagata hai jiski wajah se iske bal dur se chamakte hai. Yeh bilkul safed rang ki DHOTI pahenta hai aur nili safed dhariyon wala kacha pehenta hai. Yeh kacha dhoti mein se saf jhalakta hai. Yeh lal rang ke socks pehenta hai. AAjkal Mumbai aur Punjab mein iski jam kar dhulai ho rahi hai. Yeh saf safai mein bahut yakin rakhta hai. Toilet ke bd apne hath char baar dhota hai per apni GaND dhona hamesha bhul jata hai. Iski shakal iske bap se nahin milti hai. Iski shakal pados mein rehne wale kisi Sardarji se milti hai.

      Chori karna, daka dlna iska mukhya pesha hota hai. Inki juban bahut hi mithi hoti hai. Apne Bhai, behen ko “Tohar Bahen Ke Chodon” kahkar bulata hai. Aur apne pitaji ko “Tohar Beti ke chodon”.

      Yeh train mein kabhi bhi ticket lekar nahin safar karta hai. Yeh bat aajtak koi samajh nahin paya hai ki jo Bhaiyya 4th class mein char bar fail hota hai woh Doctor, Engineer kaisi ban jata hai woh bhi flying marks ke sath.

      Yeh khaini bahut khata hai aur yahan wahan thukta rehta hai.

      B= BHOSDIWALA
      I = IDIOT
      H=HARAMI
      A=AWARA
      I=IJJAT NAHAIN

      AB MARATHA AUR PUNJABI SE PANGA MAT LENA.

      • anil(marathiyon ka baap) said

        Marathiyon ki maa me saini ka lund ghusa…lund ghusa…lund ghusa……lund ghusa…..lund ghusa.

        Marathiyon ki maa ka chut fata…fata….fata..fata..fata..fata..fata..fata..fata.
        Oye ma fata gaya re.

        Sansar me jitne bhi prani hai (hathi, ghore, sandh. etc)sare ka lund aik sath marathiyo ke maa ke chut me jab gaya to tum marathiyon ka janm huya. is prakar tumahar naam marathi rakha gaya.

      • anil(marathiyon ka baap) said

        Marathiyon ki maa me saini ka lund ghusa…lund ghusa…lund ghusa……lund ghusa…..lund ghusa.

        Marathiyon ki maa ka chut fata…fata….fata..fata..fata..fata..fata..fata..fata.
        Oye ma fata gaya re.

        Sansar me jitne bhi prani hai (hathi, ghore, sandh. etc)sare ka lund aik sath marathiyo ke maa ke chut me jab gaya to tum marathiyon ka janm huya. is prakar tumahar naam marathi rakha gaya.

        JAI BIHAR

      • EK BIHARI SAB PE BHARI said

        JAI BHARUO AND MADHARCHODO KI SENA….
        HIII…
        TODAYS BREAKING NEWS
        >>>>>> BALA SAHEB OFFERED TO FUCK HIR WHOLE FAMILY MEMBERS AND EVEN HIS OWN OLD ASS HOLE FOR HIS VOTE BANK<<<<<<
        MARATHIYO KI BALLLE BALLLE..!!!!

      • dost anil gharana nhi in saari mathiyuon aur punjabiyuon ki maa behan
        ke chut me qutab minar ghusane k lia hum do bihari hi kafi hai, kahi
        galti se 2/4 aur bihari aa gaye to ye madharchodh india se waise hi gayab ho jaenge
        jaise dunia se dinasaur.

        JAI BIHAR

      • Maddy said

        Arey Anil in marathi or punjabi me itna dum nahi ki ek bihari ka samna kar sake, tavi to saale ek saath jai marathi or jai punjabi kah rahe hai, Anil tumko pata hai ye log itna Bihari se kyu chidte hai, kyuki sab Bihari milkar inki maa behan ko roj jo chodte hai, inme to itna dum nahi ki apni hi biwi ko chod sake, isliye in shaalo ki biwiya hum bihariyo se chudwati hai, isliye in napunsak logo ki gand me jalan hoti hai ki hum kuchnahi karte or ye bihari har area me baji mar lete hai, isliye in saalo ko jo kahna hai kahne do bus hume in marathiyo or punjabiyo ki maa chodte jana hai, chodte raho inki maa betiyo ko , kahne inko jo kahna, ye shaley jindgi bhar kahte rah jayenge, or humi ko sab kuch karna hoga, so friend chalo aaj in sabke bakwas baat ko chodo or chalte hai inki maa behen ko chodne,

  12. bihari said

    mathar chod marati aur tumhara takrey

    • JAI MARATHA said

      Bhaiyya ek woh prani hai jo ki Bihar aur UP mein paya jata hai. Yeh sir pe sarson ka tel lagata hai jiski wajah se iske bal dur se chamakte hai. Yeh bilkul safed rang ki DHOTI pahenta hai aur nili safed dhariyon wala kacha pehenta hai. Yeh kacha dhoti mein se saf jhalakta hai. Yeh lal rang ke socks pehenta hai. AAjkal Mumbai aur Punjab mein iski jam kar dhulai ho rahi hai. Yeh saf safai mein bahut yakin rakhta hai. Toilet ke bd apne hath char baar dhota hai per apni GaND dhona hamesha bhul jata hai. Iski shakal iske bap se nahin milti hai. Iski shakal pados mein rehne wale kisi Sardarji se milti hai.

      Chori karna, daka dlna iska mukhya pesha hota hai. Inki juban bahut hi mithi hoti hai. Apne Bhai, behen ko “Tohar Bahen Ke Chodon” kahkar bulata hai. Aur apne pitaji ko “Tohar Beti ke chodon”.

      Yeh train mein kabhi bhi ticket lekar nahin safar karta hai. Yeh bat aajtak koi samajh nahin paya hai ki jo Bhaiyya 4th class mein char bar fail hota hai woh Doctor, Engineer kaisi ban jata hai woh bhi flying marks ke sath.

      Yeh khaini bahut khata hai aur yahan wahan thukta rehta hai.

      B= BHOSDIWALA
      I = IDIOT
      H=HARAMI
      A=AWARA
      I=IJJAT NAHAIN

      AB MARATHA AUR PUNJABI SE PANGA MAT LENA.

  13. kamal negi said

    madarchod, jitne bhi bihari ho jisne uppar ke comment me apni maa, bahan aur khandan ke baare me description diya hai. uske baare me mai bhi khuj kahunga suno randi ke pillo tumhari maa ko mane aur poori duniya ne hi jo dum bhar diya tha usi ka natija hi tum loog ho madarchod “LAND PHEK KE MARUNGA POORA KHANDAN CHUDA JAAYEEGA”AUR “LAND KA PHANDA BANAKAR KHANDAN HI LATKA DOONGA “agar teri maa,behin ka boor phadphada raha hai yo mere paas bhej dena saab chood ke thik kar doonga “BHOSRI KE CHODO”.

    • Marathi Madrchod said

      Bahen k lund sale madrchod Kamal Negi ……tera Lund h ya dildo…ditachable h kya tera lund jo idhar udhar phekta rahta h….yahi Proof ho gya ki marathiyo k paas lund nhi hota..Dildo lagate h,,,sale hizre…

  14. kamal negi said

    madarchod funnyjoke wwalo apni maa chudaoge saalo band karo ye website.

    • JAIN MARATHA-JAI PUNJAB said

      BHOSDI WALE BIHARI TERI MAA KI CHUT MEIN HAMARA LUND

    • kyun kamal negi teri maa kya degi
      madharchodh jaisa title rakha hai mujhe malum hai
      ki tu apni maa ke chut me ungli nhi karta hai tu
      to aisa bharua hai ki apni maa ka chut sunghte rehta hai
      jeev laga laga k chat rehta hai

      • MaRATHI KA LUND BIHARIO KI MAA BEHN KE ANDHER GAYA.......... said

        madherchod bihari teri maa ki lund maaru ga main maa ke lodey………saley gavaar dakha tumha bihar humney maa ke lodey raandiya hai waah sare mera lund abhi tuk khada hai……..parso hi teri maa aur behn ki fudhi maar ke aaya thaaaaaaaa.madherchodo bihari naam hi pehley gawoo waala hai maa ke lodu choose mera loda……

  15. kamal negi said

    madarchod sunayi nahi deta behre baand kar ye website

    • mukesh jha said

      tere baap ka lund patla hai ki teri maa ka pyara chute mota hai

    • Maddy said

      mukesh dekho in shaloo ko kitni chid ho rahi hai, chidne in shaloo ko, hume to inki hi maa behen ko hi chodna hai na to inki baat sunlene mai kya hurj hai, apne shaley hai to thoda shala ka v haq banta hai ki wo thoda majak kar le per inki behen ko chodna to hume hi hai na, so chodte raho inki behen ko betiyo ko,

      Jai Bihar

  16. Dusre bhasha ki aurat ko chodne wala bhaiya, 10inch land wala said

    ek baar dusre state ke logo ne mere se pucha,kya re bhaiye tu gao kyo nahi jata, tere biwi ko tera padosi nahi chodega,ye sunkar sab hasne lage,maine socha aaj ye maa ki gand me jo sote wakt ,jo unki gand me land sehlate hai unke behan&maa ki sachai bata

    • JAI MARATHA said

      Kya Bhaiyya ka bhi Lund hota hai? Suna hai ki woh toh kisi sardarji se chut marwati hai.

      Bihari ka Janam Kaisi hua::::::

      Ek Bar ek Bihari hamari Mumbai gya aur wahan pe kisi sardar se 7 bar gand marwa kar lauta to 7 mahine ke bad pata chala ki uski gand se ek Kala sa bhains jaisa bacha paida hua. Use hi hum Bihari bhaiyya kahte hain.

      Jain Maharashtra
      Jai Shiv Sena
      Jai Panjab
      Jai Hindu Jagriti Manch

      Bihari Bhagao Desh bachao

      • M…madharchodh ki
        A…aulad
        H…harami
        A…anpadh
        R…randi
        S…sare hue
        T…tutte
        R…rubber k
        A…aaaaannnnd[testis] samjha re madharchodh marathi

        P…paidaishi gandu
        U…ulti lund wale
        N…napunsak ki aulad
        J…jhant me dam nhi
        A…anpadh madharchod
        B…bade behenCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

        marathi hai desh ka sabse bada harami, gaand me dam nhi hum kisi se kam nhi.
        apni ghar ki pehredari karna sekho warna agle 100 salo tak hum bihari ise tarah
        tumhari mata shri aur behno ko chodh kar tumhare jaise harami marathi madharchodh ko
        paida karte rehenge,samjha re madharchodh.
        punjabion ki maa ka muh aur bhosda bahut bada hota hai,biharion ka lund le le k.
        madgarchodh bhul gaya 1984 me ek ek punjabion ki maa behan chudh gayi thi.
        auqat me rehna seekh madharchodh

        JAI BIHAR

      • bihari said

        sardar ke maa ke chut, sarie sardar ke maa bhan ke chut maro. aur grav se bolo jai bihar

        bihari ka nara hai. sardar ke aur marathi ke maa bhan ko chut chodana hak hamara hai. bolo jai bihar

        contact for bihari society

  17. Marathi ladkiyo ka Bhatar said

    Ek baar mai maharashtra gaya thaa. woha kothoo ki kami nahi hai ek Randi 1000 mang rahi thi maine sirf 100 rupaye dene ka kaha to wo raji ho gayi raat bhar uski chudai ki subah me usne kaha ki saale itna to mera bhai bhi nahi chodta lagta hai to bihar hai. maine kaha haa. maine pucha tumahara bhai kyaa karta hai usne kaha internet pe jokes likhta hai kahi tuma wahi to nahi hoo. yar jo bhi kaho tumahri bahan mast thi.

    • JAI MARATHA said

      sari randiyan toh UP bihar se hi aati hai. Kabhi apni maa se puchna ki marathi aur punjabi ka lund kaisa hota hai. sali jab choti thi naa toh uchal uchal kar bur deti thi martha ko.

  18. jalsa_jalsa said

    saaali ye marathan ladkiya to is layak bhi nahi hote ki inhe kutta bhi chodega… in kuttion ko to sirf marathi he chod sakte hain….. saale kali bhasundi, patli patli boobless rand… inko chodne ka koi 100 rs bhi kaise de sakta hain

    • JAI MARATHA said

      Kya Bhaiyya ka bhi Lund hota hai? Suna hai ki woh toh kisi sardarji se chut marwati hai.

      Bihari ka Janam Kaisi hua::::::

      Ek Bar ek Bihari hamari Mumbai gya aur wahan pe kisi sardar se 7 bar gand marwa kar lauta to 7 mahine ke bad pata chala ki uski gand se ek Kala sa bhains jaisa bacha paida hua. Use hi hum Bihari bhaiyya kahte hain.

      Jain Maharashtra
      Jai Shiv Sena
      Jai Panjab
      Jai Hindu Jagriti Manch

      Bihari Bhagao Desh bachao

  19. Rita said

    first we are Indians, then we are from different states… this was simply a joke.. let us not be so sentimental..be cool

  20. Rita said

    jokes are for laughing & not for quarrel…..there are so many jokes on sardars.. does that mean that they will loose their cool like this…be cool my friends from Bihar..don’t get provoked…. be cool like our honoured Ex Railway minister Mr laloo prasaad yadav…who happenes to be from bihar…shatrughan sinha…Atal bihari Bajpayee.. be polite like them my friends….

    • azim said

      too good rita keep it up.

    • arindam said

      rita apna bhasan basi band kar. warna tera chut maarne me deri nahi lagega. bihariyo ko koi aisa kahe mujhe bilkul pasand nahi. tu saali randi china apna muh band rakh samjhi!!!

      • JAI MARATHA said

        madar chod bihari teri maa ka bhosda phadun

        Bhaiyya ek woh prani hai jo ki Bihar aur UP mein paya jata hai. Yeh sir pe sarson ka tel lagata hai jiski wajah se iske bal dur se chamakte hai. Yeh bilkul safed rang ki DHOTI pahenta hai aur nili safed dhariyon wala kacha pehenta hai. Yeh kacha dhoti mein se saf jhalakta hai. Yeh lal rang ke socks pehenta hai. AAjkal Mumbai aur Punjab mein iski jam kar dhulai ho rahi hai. Yeh saf safai mein bahut yakin rakhta hai. Toilet ke bd apne hath char baar dhota hai per apni GaND dhona hamesha bhul jata hai. Iski shakal iske bap se nahin milti hai. Iski shakal pados mein rehne wale kisi Sardarji se milti hai.

        Chori karna, daka dlna iska mukhya pesha hota hai. Inki juban bahut hi mithi hoti hai. Apne Bhai, behen ko “Tohar Bahen Ke Chodon” kahkar bulata hai. Aur apne pitaji ko “Tohar Beti ke chodon”.

        Yeh train mein kabhi bhi ticket lekar nahin safar karta hai. Yeh bat aajtak koi samajh nahin paya hai ki jo Bhaiyya 4th class mein char bar fail hota hai woh Doctor, Engineer kaisi ban jata hai woh bhi flying marks ke sath.

        Yeh khaini bahut khata hai aur yahan wahan thukta rehta hai.

        B= BHOSDIWALA
        I = IDIOT
        H=HARAMI
        A=AWARA
        I=IJJAT NAHAIN

        AB MARATHA AUR PUNJABI SE PANGA MAT LENA.

      • JAI MARATHA said

        arindamji aapke liye :::

        Kya Bhaiyya ka bhi Lund hota hai? Suna hai ki woh toh kisi sardarji se chut marwati hai.

        Bihari ka Janam Kaisi hua::::::

        Ek Bar ek Bihari hamari Mumbai gya aur wahan pe kisi sardar se 7 bar gand marwa kar lauta to 7 mahine ke bad pata chala ki uski gand se ek Kala sa bhains jaisa bacha paida hua. Use hi hum Bihari bhaiyya kahte hain.

        Jain Maharashtra
        Jai Shiv Sena
        Jai Panjab
        Jai Hindu Jagriti Manch

        Bihari Bhagao Desh bachao

      • JAI MARATHA-JAI PANJAB said

        Madarchod arindam teri gand phat rahi hai kya

      • JAI MARATHA-JAI PANJAB said

        Kuyon arindam salee bihari madarchod…. teri kuyon maa chud rahi hai??

    • boor ka diwana said

      Are bahan chod bahan ka boor ja ker dekh size bada hoi gaya hai karan pata karo sabse bada lund bihari ka hota hai usne teri bahan ka boor ka size chod-chod-chod chod ker bhurtta bana diya hai . saali maa ki chute na mera lund ko chus-chus ker jo ras le hai ab wo dashmularis pina chhor di boli
      jo maja tera lund mai hai wo maja dashmularis(yani ki dus logo ka lund )mai bhi nahi hai.

  21. azim said

    Hey rita your thinking is really very good why all people are using BAD words after reading this joke i dont know joke is just like a joke that dosent mean. i think you both guys need to see again “Chak De INDIA” we are bihari, maharashtiyan,UP,Punjab,banglore,PUne,gujrati,mallu etc later firstly we are indian and i am proud to be an indian.

    if any one have any qeury please feel free to contact me on azim_21naik@yahoo.com

    Thanks.

  22. savior said

    How can you all behave like this.This is Shocking . I have seen many bureaucrats & IAS officers in Delhi. Most of them are from Bihar….I mean people from Bihar are equally intellegent like the people of other states..or even more…(this is simply a joke and nothing more than that..)if neighbours are bad in Bihar, they can be bad in other civilised states to..so chill 7 take easy friends

  23. prohori said

    dear Trivedis, Chaturvedis, Pandeys, Doshis, Joshis, Deshpandeys, and so on…… :) don’t take it seriously chaps. these are all harmless jokes. enjoy. . . ;)

    • Sanjay Sharma Pakka Bihari said

      Bete Joke likhne wala marathi ho ya ko aur ho Ek baat to sach hai ki yeh saale sirf joke mein hi aise likh sakte hai jis madarchod marathi ke gaand mein dum ho wo kisi bihari ke muh pe bol ke dikha de then I will undestand ki shivaji jaisa bahadur hai wo.

      Waise tum logo ki itni kyun phat jati hai bihari ke naam se …agar yeh lagta hai ki bahut jyada backward hote hai to ek baar facts & figures mila lena… ha aur agar tumhe yeh lagta hai ki yun hi bihari bashing karke kuch badal doge to itna samajh lo ki jis din 10 % se jyada marathi manoos ne yeh decide kiya ki UP & bihar walo ko bhaga dena hai Yeh samajh lena ki maharashtra ka naksha badal jayega

      Aur tumhare pyare leader sri Raj Thakrey 26/11 mumbai ke un 60 hours tak kaha chhup ke baithe thhe najar nahi aaya tha wo …waise woh acting achhi kar leta hai maha CM to nahi ban sakta hai par bhojpuri films mein as a villain jaroor ban sakta hai hindi films ke layak talent nahi hai aur marathi films mein bhi koi usse as a hero nahi pasand karega
      aisa mere bagal mein baithe mere marathi friend hi kahta hai who hates RT he wants to write something in marathi unfortunately there is no marathi font available.

      Jai Maharashtra Jai Bihar but above all Jai Bharat Jai Bharat Jai bharat …Alag alag ho gaye to wahi haal hoga jo pakistan ke andar ho rha hai hum tumhe barbad kare aur tum hame !

  24. simran said

    This joke was not meant for laughing rather than its goal was to hurt biharis sentiments and start a verbal abusing between biharis and marathis……….

    these shameless people have no work other than to provoke people in actions like these……..but why do we make them feel as being successful by doing what they want….the best way to respond to these shameless people is to read and forget…….let there be no reponse……..then these shameless idiots will stop these type of actions……….

    • aman kumar said

      Hello Friends,
      Mai ye kahna chahta hu ki yaha pahle bihari marathi punjabi bangali se pahle hum sab bhartiye hai. ye aapas me gali dekar apni hi insult karna hai. Kal tak aapas me miljul ke rahne wale aaj is tarah badal jayenge aise maine kabhi socha nahi tha. Ye kayo bhul jate ho hume kitni musshkilo se ye aazadi mili hai. so aapas me gali ka use na karo isse humari hi juban kharab hoti hai. ye kuchh log hote hai jo aapas me ladwa kar apna ullu sidha karte hai aur hum log unlogo ke jal me phaskar aise kaam karte hai. so we are friend.
      Jai BIhar.
      Jai Bangal.
      Jai Punjab.
      Jai Maratha.
      East or West India is the best.
      Jai Hind………………………………
      Jai Hind………………………………
      Jai Hind………………………………
      Jai Hind………………………………
      Jai Hind………………………………
      ye desh hai veer jawano, albelo ka mastano ka
      is desh ka yaro kaya kahna…….

    • Saurabh said

      Well said

  25. Basant said

    I would like to draw your kind attention towards a serial Bhagividata on colors. it is being telecast-ed daily at 7 PM.It is based on true Bihar culture & current scenario in Bihar.Initially i liked the serial very much but now i hate to see that serial thus i avoid to see it,The message sent by the serial is very bad & disturbing.Every body in the serial is harassing their daughter in law like hell.a respected and civilized family will never behave like this.I feel very sad & shocked for the poor girl in the serial.Why is she bearing so much torture & humiliation.??????? i know that such type of incidences also occurs in other parts of INDIA.. I wanted to see & understand the culture of Bihar.This serial has disappointed me ..I want the reply from my brothers from Bihar….

    • raj said

      Dear Basant,
      I am happy to see your observation.I am Raj from Bihar.It is not that there is no crime against women in Bihar ,or that women are not tortured in Bihar.I have seen Bihar,UP,Punjab Haryana, J and K,Rajasthan Maharastra,Himachal Pradesh very closely.
      Despite all poverty,low per capita income,low savings,low employment opportunities,low investment in bihar ,Women are ,on a comparative yardstick, more respected in Bihar,they are more safe in Bihar.though you will find it a little difficult to believe ,Of course the evil trend has begun there also,but cases of wife beating is still very less as compared to other stated I have mentioned.
      Again, I say ,it is not that there is no crime against women in bihar.But It is a fact based on first hand experience that Women are better off in Bihar as compared to other states.In affluent states Money ,or financial affluence tries to cover up the poor plight of women.

  26. jisne bhi yeh joke likha hai uski maa ko bihari chodey said

    kis madharchod ne yeh joke likha hai

    • JAI MARATHA said

      tere chote bhai ne likha hai.

      madar chod hai sari bihari.

      • EK BIHARI SAB PE BHARI said

        ARE TU MARATHI HO K APNI BEHAN KO MUJHSE CHUDWATA HAI RE….
        OKKK TU KEHTA HAI TO MAI CHOD LUNGA….
        LEKIN DOUBLE CONDOM LAGA K…
        THIK HAI NA RE MADHARCHOD…MARATHI

  27. arindam said

    jisne bhi ye joke likha hai zaroor uski maa ko kisi neighbour walo ne hi chodha hoga.

    • JAI MARATHA said

      haan aur tumhari maa toh kisi sardar ji arwati thi na

      madar chod bihari roj subah uth kar jor se bolakar___

      1. JAI MARATHA
      2. JAI MAHARASHTRA
      3.JAI SHIV SENA
      4. JAIN MNS
      5.JAI HINDU JAGRIT SENA
      6. JAI BHIYYA BHAGAO SENA
      7. JAI PUNJAB.

      • anand said

        pooja na patri marathe ke maa ko chood deye khatri

      • ravi said

        bihari aur up wale to mumbai chorkar kabhi nahi jayenge kyoki mumbai kishi ke bap ki nahi hai yah tum logon ko pahle hi samjhna chahiye tha agar aap mein dam hai to yahi baat bihar ya up mein jakar kahiye to manu ki aap mein dam hai

      • EK BIHARI SAB PE BHARI said

        BREAKING NEWS…
        NEW POLITICAL PARTY LAUNCHED NAMED BBS.
        B- BHAIYA SE MARATHIYO KI
        B- BEHAN CHUDAAO
        S- SENA

  28. JAI MARATHA said

    hahaha maja aaa gya yaar.

    aur bhi kuch bihari pe likh kar bhejo. yaar sirf bihari pe hi likhna

    • baradi anand kumar said

      marathe ki maa ki choot me shivaji ka talwar

      • JAI MARATHA-JAI PANJAB said

        ARRE SUNO BIHARI LOGON NE APNE SURNAME LIKHNA BANDH KAR DIYA HAI.

        SUCHMUCH MAJA AA RAHA HAI YARR.

        YAAR IN MADARCHODON PE AUR BHI JOKE BHEJO.

    • ek bihari sab pe bhari said

      haan haan majaaa aa gaya….
      bahut majaa aaya….
      aaj bhosri waale ki behan ko kisi bihaari ne aakhir chod hi liya.
      aj to saare maraathiyo k lie jashn ki baat hai bhosri waale.
      madharchod maraathiyo ko desh se bhagaane mai aa gya hu..
      fir uski maa behan chodunga..
      bistar bh mera hoga aur lund bhi mera….
      madharchod maraathi…
      behanchod,,,,
      bhosri wala…

  29. JAI MARATHA said

    hahah maja aa raha hai.

    Bihari bhaiyya ki gand phat rahi hai aur awaz hamari mumbai tak ja rahi hai

    • kurnool baradi anand kumar said

      jai maratha maa ki choot me kunfu karata

      • Bangla said

        hahahah

        kyuon bihari madarchod, tri kyuon gand phat rahi hai salee. sun madarchod aagar ek baap ki aulad hai toh mumbai aaja wahan pe teri maa ki chut mein lund na dala toh main bhi maratha nahin.

        aur sun madarchod, apni maa ko bolna ki sardar se gand marwana bandh kare.

        madar chod bihari roj subah uth kar jor se bolakar___

        1. JAI MARATHA
        2. JAI MAHARASHTRA
        3.JAI SHIV SENA
        4. JAIN MNS
        5.JAI HINDU JAGRIT SENA
        6. JAI BHIYYA BHAGAO SENA
        7. JAI PUNJAB.

  30. JAI MARATHA-JAI PANJAB said

    ARRE SUNO BIHARI LOGON NE APNE SURNAME LIKHNA BANDH KAR DIYA HAI.

    SUCHMUCH MAJA AA RAHA HAI YARR.

    YAAR IN MADARCHODON PE AUR BHI JOKE BHEJO.

    ABBE YAAR APNE SURNAME TOH LIKHE KARO. PATA TOH LAGE KI KAUN KISS KI PAIDAISH HAI.

    • baap of all mumbaias and punjabies said

      randi ki aulad tu to hybrid quality ki paidais hai najane kitne bihario ne teri maa ko pela hai.

    • tera baap said

      MAI MISHRA HUN MERA BAAP BHI MISHRA HAI LEKIN TERI MAA SE JAKAR PUCHANA KI TU KIS MISHRA KI PAIDAIS HAI.
      TERI LANGAUGE ME
      JA TUJHYA AAI LA JAUN VICHAR “KUTLYA SETH KADE JAAT HOTI BHANDI DHUVAYALA ANI KUTALA BHAIYA HOTA JO BIN CONDOM LAWATA LUTA JHAVAT HOTA?”
      TUMHALA MARATHI KA BOLTAT MAHIT AAHE.. NAHI NA TAR JAUN RAAJ THAKARE CHI STORY WACH TICHYA AAILA HI BHAIYYANICH LAVALA HOTA..

  31. BIHARI LADKI said

    main ek bihari ladki hoon. agar koi mujhe chodn chahta hai toh is number pe phone kare. phone mere bade bhaiiya uthange

  32. Bihari Madarchod hain said

    Yes, We Bihari all knows that we are Madarchod Number 1. Pure Desh mein hamari koi ijjat nahin hai. Jahan bhi jao sab koi hamari gand marte hain. Plz ab bihariyuon pe likhna bandh karo.

    Pata nahin kyuon aisa lagta hai sarre ke sarre madarchod Bihar mein hi hai. Ek number ka Laloo Yadav.

    Abhi kuch din pehle Punjab jane ka mauka mila aur wahan jake pata chalake wahan pe hamme Bhaiyya kehte hai. Punjabi toh hamme bilkul bhi pasand nahin karte hain.

    Kam se kam marathi toh sirf marte hain wahan pe toh aur bhi bura haal hai. ek ek bihari se 18 ghante kam lete hain aur tankhah dete hain 3000/- bas.

    Arre Bihariyuon jago-aur kasam lo ki ab hum Punjab nahin jaynge.
    Marne do Punjab ko. agar paisa hi kaman hai toh Bengal mein jao. Orissa mein jao. Gujrat mein jao.

    • baap of all mumbaias and punjabies said

      abe madharchood ,randi ki aulad teri maa ko tere baap ke bare mein pata hai ki tu keh raha hai ,pehele apni randiiii maa se conformation kar phir yahhan comment kar(MADHARCHOD).

      • OLE OLE said

        Bihari ke aamra bangal theke lat mere bhaga debe.

      • thakur ka lund said

        teri ma -behen ki gud mere dibo.bengali.Tumar meye gulo sona gachhi jachheje, na jele taka kothay milbe.Lal jhanda niye kewal kamchri korte,taka kothay milbe.
        Ijjat (Money)
        Dele
        Ijjat (Gud-Gand)
        Pawa jabe

  33. Kannadiga Bhiyya hater said

    I will not indulge in the sort of language used above but I do agree that the Bhiyyas are scums of the earth.
    Large number of them moving into Bangalore maybe because they are getting their asses kicked up north.
    Now you see them every where right from the beggers to bpos there are stinking bhiyyas everywhere spoiling Karnataka. They have such rude manners and want to grab everything with those dirty hands !! I hope Bangalore wakes up soon and nip the bhiyyas in the bud at the earleist.

    • tera baap said

      OYE MADHARCHOD BIHARI KYA TERI MAA KI KAMAI KHATE HAI JO TERI GAAND FATATI HAI

    • thakur ka lund said

      Aare bangalori lungiwala.You want to write on Nationalism but at the same time criticizing bihari.This is called ENGLISH.

      Dear Bangalori-Kannadichod
      You come in the field of IT, Civil Service and compete us.Bastard tooti-futi angreji se gand matmarwa.

  34. baap said

    tohri bhosda me sab lungi wale bihario ka lodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa……….raj thakre ke nazaaiz santan…….ma ki fudi raj thakre ki…bhosdi wala…….desh baat raha….ma ke lodo tum samajh te kyoun nai ho……

    • JAI MARATHA-JAI PANJAB said

      Ka re bhosdi wale bihari madarchod….. kaisian bani .

      • ravi said

        we are all indians first…..
        try to understand ki jaat paat se desh ko mat bato hum sab bhai ek dusre k.
        toh isme ladai kaisa ….
        try to understand dost ye sab sirf politics hai …….
        hum pehle se hi terrorists se ulajh rahe hai aur upar se yeh sab…..
        jai hind
        jai maharashtra
        best of luck dost………
        we are all indians and proud to be indians

      • tera baap said

        KANHE APNE PAPPA SE AISE BAAT KARTE HAIN BHOSADIWALE.
        APNI MAIYYAA”aai” SE PUCH LIYA HOTA JISKA ROJ RAT KO BAJA BAJA KAR TUJH JAISA KAMINA PAIDA KIYA HAI…

  35. JAI MARATHA-JAI PANJAB said

    sun be bihari bhaiyya madarchod…. salee teri maa ka bhosda mein kisi sardarji ka louda woh bhi 2.50 ft ka. bhosdi wale apne padosi ki aulad apni aukat mein rah agar mumbai aaya to teri maa chod dunga aur sath mein teri behen ki naram garam chut mein mere bap ka lund. Salee har roj toh tum logon ki hum lof hamari mumbai aur panjab mein gand phadte hain. assam mein tum logon ko jute se mara jata hai. panjab mein toh tumhari gand mari jati hai. dum hai toh hamari mumbai mein aa aur dekh teri ma ka bhosda kaie phadta hoon. agar maa ka dudh piya hai to is number pe phn kar mera nam hai mukesh

    madar chod bihari roj subah uth kar jor se bolakar___

    1. JAI MARATHA
    2. JAI MAHARASHTRA
    3.JAI SHIV SENA
    4. JAIN MNS
    5.JAI HINDU JAGRIT SENA
    6. JAI BHIYYA BHAGAO SENA
    7. JAI PUNJAB.

    main kaun hoon??? main hoon jisne teri maa ka bhosda phada tha.

  36. Shiv Sena said

    Sun Bihari Madarchod
    Jaldi se Punjab chorr

    Sun Bihari Madarchod
    Jaldi se Mumbai chorr

    • baap of all mumbaias and punjabies said

      randi ki aulad.tere baap bihar ke gaon mein hain ,ja apni maa se puch kar aa. kahin tu hamari aulad to nahi.

    • tera baap said

      SHIV KA NAAM MITTI ME MILANEWALE HIZDE KHUD KO HINDU KAHTE HO MADHARCHODO TUMHE GARIB LOGO SE KYUN NAFARAT HAI AMIR LOGO KA KUCH UKHAD NAHI PAATE ISLIYE NAA….

  37. Indian said

    Jinki khud ki aukat nahi bombay se bahar jane ki o dusre ko gali na de..
    Tum log to desh me pal rahe atankwadi ho jo ghar ko hi jalate hain aur naam padosi ka lete hain…
    Plz kisi ko gali mat likho himmat hai to Pakistan k terrorist se lado… tum to khud hi desh ko batane pe khade ho bahar ka 1 aakar tumhare Mumbai k hazaro ki g..d mar k jata hai tab kaha gaya tha shivsene,MNS ka Marathi berojgar jo apni ma aur bahan ki kamai se daru pikar dusao ko gali likhta hai.Jo Raj apne Sage Chacha (kaka) ka nahi hua o marathiyon k kandhe pe banduk rakh k goli na chalaye…
    Jai Hind bolane me saram karoge to roj 1 aatankwadi pure Mumbai ki waat laga dega tum hilate rah jaoge…

  38. BIHARI BABU said

    madher chod marathi manus…!! agar bihar me galti se bhi aa gaye to wahi hal hoga jo bangaliyon ka hota hai. Raj thakre ke muh me aisa lund dalenge ki bolti band ho jayegi. Shiv sena kke ma -bahno ki chut ki balle balle…!!

  39. ravi said

    WE ARE INDAIN FIRST.SO WE SHOULD LIVE IN UNITY,PLZ HUMLOG BHAI-BHAI HAIN CHAHE WO MARATHI HO YA BIHAR

  40. ravi said

    EK DUSRE KI MAA KO GALI DEKAR KYA HASIL HOGA AAPLOG KO MAA TO MA HI HOTI HAI NA WHY R U ALL DOING LIKE THIS DES APNA HAI PAR LOG PARAYE HOTE JA REHE HAIN KISI KA PAS JAWAB HAI ISKA………….

  41. BIHARI said

    WE ALL ARE INDIAN FIRST FRIENDS

  42. Bhaiya Indian said

    Marathi Kaise Paida hua?
    Jab koi Mharashtriyan Bhaiya logo se roj MARATI hai isliye inhe MARATHI kahte hai.
    Abhi RAj Thakre ki Story Batata hun..
    Ek Bhaiya Raj ki ma ko thok raha tha uski ma boli jo se “TAK-RE…”
    BHaiya ne khub thoka ho prgnent ho gai ab uski ma pareshan ki bachhe ka nam kya rakhungi tab BHAIYA bola darti kyun ho ye apna “RAj” hai jis bachhe ka nam pada hai “RAj + TAK+RE” = RAj THAKRE =(Jiski ma ko roj bhaiya thoka re o hai RAJ THAKRE)

    • Aamchi Mumbai said

      BHosdiwale bihari teri maa ka bhosda chodun.Sun tera janam kaise hua tha

      “Bhaiyya ek woh prani hai jo ki Bihar aur UP mein paya jata hai. Yeh sir pe sarson ka tel lagata hai jiski wajah se iske bal dur se chamakte hai. Yeh bilkul safed rang ki DHOTI pahenta hai aur nili safed dhariyon wala kacha pehenta hai. Yeh kacha dhoti mein se saf jhalakta hai. Yeh lal rang ke socks pehenta hai. AAjkal Mumbai aur Punjab mein iski jam kar dhulai ho rahi hai. Yeh saf safai mein bahut yakin rakhta hai. Toilet ke bd apne hath char baar dhota hai per apni GaND dhona hamesha bhul jata hai. Iski shakal iske bap se nahin milti hai. Iski shakal pados mein rehne wale kisi Sardarji se milti hai.

      Chori karna, daka dlna iska mukhya pesha hota hai. Inki juban bahut hi mithi hoti hai. Apne Bhai, behen ko “Tohar Bahen Ke Chodon” kahkar bulata hai. Aur apne pitaji ko “Tohar Beti ke chodon”.

      Yeh train mein kabhi bhi ticket lekar nahin safar karta hai. Yeh bat aajtak koi samajh nahin paya hai ki jo Bhaiyya 4th class mein char bar fail hota hai woh Doctor, Engineer kaisi ban jata hai woh bhi flying marks ke sath.

      Yeh khaini bahut khata hai aur yahan wahan thukta rehta hai.

      B= BHOSDIWALA
      I = IDIOT
      H=HARAMI
      A=AWARA
      I=IJJAT NAHAIN

    • Aamchi Mumbai said

      You must be “MISHRA”

  43. mishra indian said

    u want full form of MARAHI
    Bhaiya nam ke prani ka jab lund khada hota hai o sirf MAHARASHTRIYAN ki MAA aur BAHAN ko chodata hai.
    aur uske chodne se so santan paida hoti hai use MARATHI kahate hai.
    M:- Marati hai jiski MAA BIHARI(Bhaiya) se
    A:- Aalsi aur nikkame bachhe paida karti hai
    R:- Rat ko Sex karti hai din me Bhaiya Kahta Hai
    A:- Aurat ki kamai khanewale HIJDE sale
    T:- Teri ma Mishra se bhi chudati hai
    I:- Isliye Mishra itna pasand hai

    Apne bare me aur jana chahta hai to Raj se Puchna kaise paida Hua sab samajh aa jayega…

    • Dev said

      madarchod mishra ka matlab janta hai
      M-madarchodon me sab se bada madarchod
      I-iski uski aur pata nai kis kis ki paidish(tabhi mishra)
      S-saab se bada gandu
      H-haramkhor ki nasal ki paidish
      R-raandi ki aulaad
      A-awara badchalano ki fauj ka raja
      samjha madarchod….pandit ..madarchod bheek pe pale hue najayaz bhadwe…..
      fokat ka gand me daal daal ke gand me masti aa gayi hai….aisa bamboo dalunga na ke,,,na hagte banega na bhagte aur na chillate

      dubara apni maa chudane mere paas mat aana …vaise bi pura khai bam gaya hai…
      chal bhag madarchod…..

  44. mishra indian said

    teri maa ke gaand me T dalna rah gaya
    T:- Time rahe jab tak Cudana
    Mumbai me kaha rahta hai bhosdiwale bata teri maa chod dunga..

  45. Bhaiya Bihari Bhagao SENA said

    Kyon be Mishra,Tu hi sabse bada HIJDA

    • mishra said

      kyun teri maa ne bataya kya..
      kya hua usdin mera teri maa chodne ka man nahi tha to teri maa ko laga ki mera uthata nahi hai. teri maa ko sorry kahana lekin mai jald hi teri maa aur bahan dono ko chod kar sabit karunga mai Hijda nahi hun…
      lekin teri maa ki bahut jada phat gai hai bhiyaa logo se marakar to ab maja nahi aata. bata tu saadi kab kar raha hai teri wife ko chodunga

      Jai hind

      Bhaiya ka lund Khada rahe Marathi ki Maa chudati rahe….

      Pelte raho…

  46. Anup Jha said

    I am Anup Jha originally from Saharsa(Bihar) now settled in Mumbai since last 45 years. First thing which we have to admit that no Body like Bihari Bhaiyya. Yesterday Biharis were beaten black and blue in Ludhiana (Punjab). But we can not put blame on Punjabis for that. Our own leaders are responsible for this. Leaders like Laloo Yadav, Sadhu Yadav and Ram Bilas Paswan had done nothing for Bihar. There is no Industry in Bihar and that is why Biharis are going to other states to earn their bread and butter.My real sister is married to a Marathi man and they are very nice people. My two daughters are married to Punjabi guys and for third one we are looking for Punjabi guy. Punjabis are not bad. Even in Mumbai most of the girls preferred Punjabis. My question to all of you is that why Bihari girls are not ready to marry a Bihari guy. The answer is simple no body likes to be called a Bhaiyya- as it is called in Mumbai and Punjab.Now Bihari word is just like a GALI.

    • proud bihari said

      mr anup jha
      my name is ranvir yadav born and brought up in pune ,my grandfather was in pune cant(army),father in ordinance factory in khadki pune iam the third generation to live here,basically we are from patna.I will not comment on political issue but i would like say that i have married a girl from patna she is working with pvt bank.it seems you dont have control over your family so they are getting married here and there ,you should feel shame to write this down its good to be modern but not to be shameless or characterless,people like you let down our tradition in the pretex of modernism.Secondly sitting in mumbai and commenting is easy what u have done for bihar ,every year i sponsor a girl child from bihar for higher education through help india, my dear jha bihari is not a gali its a big heritage of rich values you wont follow bcoz u prefer to praise others rather than your culture so called modern with no values.

      • Anup Jha said

        Well Mr. Proud Bihari. I had never expected a good joke from you. Now tell me why Bihari girls are not willing to marry a bihari guy. Answer is simple yaar- Everybody in india hate Biharis. on 20th Jan I went to Delhi to attend marriage ceremony of my relative. You will be shocked to know the girl in question simply refused to marry a Bihari guy. Now she is married to Haryanvi Gupta.I think you belong to backward caste. And that is why your thicking is so narrow. Simply ask your own sister or daughter are they willing to marry a man from our Bihari community. I bet the answer will be “NO”. Everybody hate our own community not because of the fact that we are bihari but because of the fact people like you reperest our community. While coming back to Mumbai what I found on railway station was even more shocking. Policemen were shouting at Bihari travellers and were using vulgar language for the entire bihari community. I would never ask any Bihari girl to marry a Bihari man. If you really love Bihari-Please ask our own politicals leaders like laloo yadav to do somehing for bihar. Because most of the Bihar leaders beleive in LOOt-Khasot.

        Now tell me honestly, would you like to be called a anpadh ganwar bihari. In Mumbai Biharis are involved in criminal activities. Most the criminals are from Bihar.

      • Rahul Patodia said

        Abbe tujhe sunai nahin deta kya. Jab ek bihari hi tujhe bhala bura kah raha hai toh isme sharmane ki kya bat hai.

        Ek bihari ne dusre bihari ki pol kholi. Dub jao chullu bhar pani mein.

      • raj said

        I stand with Proud Bihari.Ifail to understand why Mr.Jha compares the word Bihari with Gali.Now that he is well off and settled in Maharastra he feels shy to identify himself as a Bihari?Ialso respect the opinion of a gentleman written in Maithili.Forget that .WE are Indians and indians and indianism is our religeon.But yes At least I proudly say I am a Bihari.I have worked in Bihar,UP,J and K,Punjab,Haryana,Rajasthan in a senior position,and yes ,Mr.Jha may kindly note I am not from the so called ,what he calls as backward caste.This caste has killed Bihar.I have seen ,almost in all states I have worked, the bihari officer or a worker by and large,are outstandingly competent.
        And dont forget,Mr.Jha no one kicks a dead dog.
        I am a proud Indian from Bihar.
        Jai hind
        Jai bharat
        Jai bihar
        Whatever it is India will always come before.

    • i k jha said

      aab sharmai lagalau bihari k nam par aii din katai rahi jahi din ahank purukha janm lene rahait bihar mai aa sayad ahoo lene hoyab
      bahin beti sab par command nahi rahal t kahi deliye je bihari gali hoi chai
      parantoo humhoo bihari chii aitai padhalau aitai naukari seho karait chi , marathi aur maharashtra k adar karait chiye parantoo bihar aur apan gaon k gair nai deit chiiek
      hey mr, anup ji
      keep in mind people like u fm bihar is shamfull bcz u dont have culture no cast no religion one day will come wn u think that now will move fm our native
      ok see you
      i k jha

    • Bengali_Sweet said

      Apan Matari ke liye bhi Mahrashtra Mein Baap Khoj

  47. Yogesh Patel said

    Mera Naam Yogesh Patel hai aur main TATA nagar mein rehta hoon. Agar aap trail se subah subah TATA nagar ki taraf aayenge toh paynge ki bahut sari Bihari ladkiyan rail line ke pass tatti karti hai. Yeh bihari ladkiyan es tarah se apni gand utha kar rakhti hai ki jissise inki burr ke sampooran darshan hote hai. Agar maja lena hai to aakar dekho.

    • Patel ka Baap said

      Abe o patel bhosadiwale tere gaand me itna hi dard ho raha hai to apni bahan ke liye Bathroom banawa le..
      teri bhi bahan aur maa kisi se chudi hai tab tu TATA nagar me aayaa hai bagar bhul gaya to mujse puch liya hota…
      Tera BAAP
      MADHARCHOD

      • Yogesh Patel said

        Madarchod Bihari, teri maa ka bhosda fad dalunga. Waise bhi hamare tata nagar mein toh tum logon ki maa chud rahi hai. Gandu ki aulad apni maa ka bhosda check karna tab pta chalega ki yogesh patel kis chiz ka naam hai. Kutte ki aulad, apni behen ka phone no dena fir bataunga ki Gujju bhai kya hota hai. Madarchod tum logon ki aurtne toh hum 50-50 rupeah mein chodte hain. Kamathipura mein toh jayadtar ladkiyan UP_BIHAR ki hi hain.

      • proud bihari said

        GUJRATHI PATEL TU MAT HE BOL SARI DUNIYA JANTI HAI GUJU MARD KITNA CHUTIYA HOTA HAI TUM KO SIRF PAISA CHAIYE BHALE TUMHARE MAA BEHEN KO KOI CHODE,ITS UNIVERSAL FACT GUJU AUNTY SABSE JAYADA EXTRA MARITAL AFFAIR KARTI HAI SAMJHE GUJU DHOKLA KHA AUR POKLA BAN TUMHARI AURTO KO HUM SAMBHAL LENGE.

  48. tera baap said

    MADHARCHODO APNA WEBSIDE BAND KARO JO…
    TUM BHI LAGTA HAI PAKISTANI HO JO YE WEBSIDE CHALA RAHE HO.. LIKHANA HAI TO ACHHA LIKHO AUR ACHHA DIKHAO….

  49. shiv sena said

    HUM log ek nya thread chalu kar rahen. Har Indian se request hai ko woh apni bhasa mein BIhariyuon ko Gali de.

    Name wali line mein apni language ka nam likhna jisme ki gali di ja rahi hai.

    • bihari said

      tumhari maa ko gadha lagaye sab ki maa kya sirf bihariyon se hu chudwati hai o sena ho ya patel madharchod itana dhyan rakho hum tumhare hi ghar me ghus kar tumhari marte hain.. himmat hai to BIHAR aake dikha tere gaand me aisa bambu dalenge ki koi SENA nahi bacha payegi…..
      from
      MADHARCHOD

    • kaamchor marathi said

      are boli bachan kaamchor apne maa behen biwi ka kamai khanewale bhadkhau ,khud to kaam nahi karte ho aur jab hum karte hai to tumhari jalti hai

    • proud bihari said

      tum marathi apne aap me khud gali ho jo apni maa behen biwi ka kamai khate ho,aur namard marathi tapori giri karte ho apni maa behen biwi ka dalalli karte ho.kamse kam hum ghar se bahar jaa kar kamate hai ,tumhe kya pata kamakar ghar jane par kya izzat milti hai ,tum ko to tumhari maa behen biwi bhadkhau samajti hai,gali dene kuch nahi hota tum kya hamhe gali dete ho tum khud ek gali ho,hum aaj garib hai par bhadkhau nahi .

  50. Bengali said

    KI re Bokachoda,haramjada Bihari. sala Bokachoda, gudh marani bhai tor mayer pondhe aamar banda.AAmi tomar bon ke chudbo.
    Sala Bihari Gandu the great. Lath mere bengal theke baar kore debo.

    • INDIAN said

      BEGALI MADHARCHOD TERI ITANI MARUNGA NAA KAHI SILA BHI NAHI PAYEGA…
      PATEL BHAIYA KYA TERI MAA KI HARAAM KI KAMAI KHATA HAI….
      SENA KHUD NA JEETE HAIN NA DUSARO KO JEENE DETE HAIN
      MORAL OF STORY
      JISAME DUM HAI O KAHI BHI KAMA KAR KHA SAKATA HAIN TUM SAALE SIRF JALATE RAHOGE

      • Proud Madhya Pradeshi said

        Maadarchod, agar too kahin bhi kama ke kha sakta hai toh apne Bihar mein kyon nahi kamata?

        Bihar mein kamane ka dam nahi hai kya?

  51. BHOJPURI said

    Arre o Bihari, tohar bahin ke chodon, tomar mai ke chodoun, saalla baklol ki aulad.Jab hamni ki gussa aayee na tab tuh ee samajh liyo ki tohar bahin ka chudne ka time aa gail ba. Bihari-tuh kab hamar Bharat se bhagii. Bihari toh ek gali ka nam bate.

  52. bihari said

    KOUN MADHARCHOD BHARAT SE BIHARI BHAGA SAKTA HAIN.
    MARATHIYON MUMBAI KE CHAKKE GHAR SE BAHAR NIKALATE NAHI HAIN GHAR ME HI KUTTO KI TARAH BHOUKATE HO TUMHARI MAA BIHARI SE KYUN MARATE HO….
    BIHARI TO MUMBAI JAAKAR TUMHARI MAA BAHAN CHOD KAR AATE HAIN TUM KYA BIHARI SE PANGA LETE HO…
    MAI KHUD MUMBAI ME TUMHARI MAA CHODATA HUN DUM HAI TO BIHAR AAKAR DIKHA……

    • Biahri Madarchod said

      Bhaiyya aap hi Batao ki hum sab bihari madarchod kyuon nhote hai. Delhi-Punjab mein to hame madarchod bhaiya kahte hain. Bahut saram aata hai hum ko. Dil karta hai ki bihar wapas chala jaun. Hum aapko request karta hoon ki aap hamri ijjat bacaho ji

  53. INDIAN said

    AAJ KYA HO RAHA HAI KISI KO MALUM HAI..
    TELANGANA ALAG KARO,VIDHARBH ALAG KARO, GORAKHALAND BANAO. IS SE ACHHA THA HAMARA DES AZAD NAHI HUA THA TAB..
    TUM LOGO KO KHUB MAJA AATA HAI YEHAN BIHARI AUR BHAIYA LOGO KO GAALI DENE ME LEKIN 1 SAWAL MAI PUCHATA HUN KYA KOI INHE KAMAKAR KHILATA HAI NAHI NA..
    HUM TO DOST MAJBUR HAIN UP BIHAR SE DUR JAAN KE LIYE KYUN KI YEHAN KOI COMPANY NAHI HAI LEKIN AAP LOG KYA KARTE HO GHAR ME BHI KAAM KARNA PASAND NAHI KARTE, DUSARO KO GAALI DENE SE ACHA HAI KHUD KO SUDHARO HUM GARIBO KO PLZ MAT PARESHAN KARO..
    AAJ YEHAN EK MACHALI PURE TALAB KO GANDA KAR RAHI HAI TO PLZ TALAB ME ZEHAR DALANE SE ACHHA HAI US MACHALI KO BAHAR NIKALO..
    BHAIYYA “MULUND”
    FROM AAMCHI MUMABI

    JAI HIND

  54. NEPALI said

    Bihari Temero Maa na Puti mari. Temero Keti musu musu hasi las.

  55. marwadi said

    Bhaiyyaji kiyan hal hai thara. thari toh gand phat rahi hai punjab maan. agar thare mein dum howe toh the ek bar mhare jaipur aake dekh lewe.Thari maa ke bhosdo mein mahro lundo wo bhi 8 inch ko.

    • Raghu said

      jitne bhi des ke gaddar hai madarchod inki ma ki bur me mujhe lagta hai wo mumbai aur maharastra me hi bhare hai inki ma ki choot tabhi apas me nafrat failate hai madarchod aukaat to hai nai ki IAS PCS bano jada tak IAS PCS UP BIHAR se hi hote hai madarchodo tum log keede ho jo desh ko khate ho…madarchod ab sun maharastra ka full form
      M = Madarchod
      A = Aastin ka saanp
      H = Harami randi ka baccha
      A = Ande ke cheelar
      R = Raj thaakre ki ma ke choot se nikle huwe madarchod randi ke bacche
      A = Aastin ka saanp
      S = Suwar ki choot se nikle huwe keede
      T = Teri ma ka byaah afganistan ke rande se kara doonga
      R = Randi ka baccha maraathi
      A = Aastin ka saanp

  56. RKJ said

    HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO YOU ALL THOSE DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS INDIA IS WHY WE PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN BECAUSE YOU GOT ONLY ON THING AFTER FREEDOM THAT EVERYBODY HAS A RIGHT TO TALK ANYTHING RUBBISH TO ANYONE.
    I THINK YOU FORGOT OUR MOTO “UNITY IN DIVERSITY”.
    I BELONG TO BIHAR AND BEFOR THAT PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN.DONOT YOU
    I READ THE ABOVE ALL DEFINITIONS AND FULL FORMS AND I STRONGLY BELIEF THAT NO ONE KNOW ABOUT INDIA.
    INNOVATION
    AMBITION
    DEMOCRACY
    INTEGRITY
    NOBLE

  57. pacifier said

    i cant believe theres so much of hatred among indians for their fellow indians who belong to Bihar.your generalization of biharis clearly indicates your ignorance and lack of knowledge of present and history.but we aint here to brag about our glorious past and magnificent present.even if you count bihar out ..india still doesnt become a developed nation.and your cities and metros still look dirty and filthy.

    my fellow bihari ..i know its disctrurbing to see how alienated and hated we are in our own country but then these peope arent targetting just us biharis…there are forums where they hate.sardars..some forums bashing north easterers calling them chinkis and nepalis…some hating on sount indians calling em mallu and other derogatory names.Its not them….its us..everyone of us who have sufered somewhere at hands of them and we take out our frustration on others.

    may god bless india

  58. pacifier said

    i wish i could leave india and go to a place where no body had no issues with me.where nobody cared what caste i belong to..what nationality nothing..where i could be loved for i am.
    i wish i wasnt penalized for what my people form my community,my caste,my state,my country,my race did.

    we will go down…our race will be wiped out..so will be our religion..we are already outnumbered..and with such hostility for each other..i dont see we as a country as a race can accomplish.
    see at a global level..you sardars..patels..delhites..mumbaikars..jaats..are all sand niggers..paki..and are hated as much as we are.they dont hate us more being a bihari..they hate us coz we dont belong in there.just like i am feeling i dont belong in here…this is where my inegrity gives away and i cant see myself indian no more…feel cheated…dejected…dissheartened ..coz this is not what i rea din books when i was young..i though everyones are equal…it doesnt look like equal to me.

  59. pacifier said

    i may not come to to check your replies..you may abuse..make fun call names..i dont give a shyt..and the day everybody stop believeing being indians first..we will be easy prey….slaves of more united empire.

    you are weak..pathetic…genetically weak and ugly looking.
    i dont give a shyt you are sardar..patel..jaat ..bengali….i can make fun of your every aspect..but i dont wanna sink donw to your level…hate begets hate..i dont wanna fuel the fire already burning.

    so good luck with your ethnicity..your race and your state..may these aspects help you getitng a job,getting a suitable match…and good socio economic status.

    dont hate us god damn it.
    we are humans too…just coz we were born somewhere doesnt make us all bad..it was the place where Ashoka was born..Gautam Buddha got enlightenment.babu kuwar singh died fighting the Britishers valiantly. we dont deserve such hostility.

  60. eliminator said

    ganga jamuna krishna kaveri mere desh se behane do
    maratha bengalii bihari nahi hindustani kehane do
    mat baato hume laal hare neele safed rang me
    mere ghar ki chaat par ek tiranga rehane do

  61. Marathi facts said

    we have always seen in hindi movies that there is always a servant ramu kaka from bihar and a maid gangubai from maharashtra with a sexy kasta saree and their romantic outcome is marathi generation.Secondly in every marathi movie there is a lavni dance and a ganpat patil ( a hijra )type character,who represent marathi man.Many leading great marathi actors like ashok sharaf and laxmikant berde plays a pathetic funny roles in hindi movies showing the real character of marathi people.In every big cities like mumbai,pune and nasik it is seen that many women working in various sector from household maid to IT sector and men not working,it is not that there is unemployment for men, other wise people from up and bihar wont work here,but fact is that marathi men prefer to depend upon their wives,daughter and sisters for which they are always abused and their frustration results in beating poor pani puri wala and small vendors.Aleast people from up bihar come out and work. My advice to all marathi men is that please go and work by which there will be no job for outsiders ,your laziness and depending upon womens have created all the problems of outsiders load on mumbai.You may have lot of complain of outsiders but one thing you all marathi people can learn from up,bihar people is to do hardwork and earn a respect among family and friends.
    This column is only for those people who abuse without knowing the fact.

  62. Awesome!!! bihari studd hai…lol

  63. hulur lurul said

    bada hi interesting joke:-

    ek ladki ne Taj Mahal ke photo wala chaddi kharida. usko pehen ke vo bahar nikli aur sabko dikhane lagi—
    “dekho! mera Taj Mahal ka chaddi!!
    phir uske agle din vo phir aisa karne gayi. lekin usne apna chaddi hi nahi pehna!
    phir jab bahar nikli to vo ek admi ke paas kharda ho ke boli— dekho! mera Taj mahal ka chaddi!!
    tab vo admi uska boor ko dekh ke bola—‘madam, apka TAJ MAHAL DEKH KE MERA ‘KUTUB MINAR’ KHARDA HO RAHA HAI!!!!!

  64. CID said

    Abhi mein kuch din hi USA se lauta hoon. wahan pe mein Phd kar raha hoon. MUJHE BOLA GAYA HAI KI India mein jake 50 madarchod dhund ke dikhaun. Sanjogwash kal hi Bihar gaya that. Aaap sab ko jan kar kushi hogi ki 50 ke 50 madarchod bihar mein hi mil gaye hai.
    Jai ho Bihar ki jo itne madarchodon ko palta hai.

  65. Imtiyaz Ali said

    Few facts :

    1. Sare ke sare madarchod Bihar mein hi palte hain.
    2. Madarchod Bihari ki aukat kuch bhi nahin hoti hi.
    3. Desh ke sbhi gaddar Bihari mein hi hahte hai.
    4. Madarchodon kuch toh sharam karo.
    5. Acha hota ki jab hamara desh ajad hp raha tha toh usi wakt in madarchodon ko bhi Pakistan bhej dete. Kam se kam aaj jalil hone se toh bach jate.
    6. Agar apni gand mein dum hai toh Bihar mein rah kar kamai karo na. kyuon apni maa chudwane Mumbai-Punjab mein jate ho.

    • Ravi M. said

      Han hum Bihari Madharchod Hain, Harami Hain, Kutte hain, agar aap log achhe ho to apni maa kyun chudate ho apna kaam karo na hame to gaand marane ki aadat hai lekin tum kyun mara rahe ro. Hum to Bihari hain Bihari Baap ke aur hame apne baap pe garv hai lekin aap apne maa se puchana ki kis kutte ne tujhe choda tha jo na Maharashtra ka hua aur na hi Bharatiy ban sake..

      • Bhouji said

        Dear Mishraji,

        Tani aapun naam ka matlab bhi uppar jake dekh le. Acha hoga ki yahan pe gand mat marwaen. Marwana hi hai to Mumbai-Delhi-Punjab mein jakar marwaen

  66. Indian said

    Dear All,

    First of all we all are indian.Biharis are also respectable citizen of India.

    • kashmiri said

      right boss….!!
      lets broaden our minds…..i m a muslim……but have always prayed 4 d unity of dis country….!!

  67. Bihari Bhaiyya said

    Bahut ho chuka doston. Hum Bihari logon ka kouno izzat nahin hai is desh mein. Marathi manush ko takkar dene ke liye hum bhi shiv sena ki tarah ek sena banunga. Yeh sena hamari raksha karegi. Aap sab bihari bhaiyya logon se nibedan karta hun ki yeh jo sena hum banunga uska nam ka proposal hum ko bheje.

    Please hamari sena ka nam kya hoga jaldi se sujhao hum ko bhejo.

    Dhanyabad

    • Punjabi sena said

      BHADUWA SENA hoga tumhari sena ka naam.

    • Shiv Kranti Ghosh said

      Bokachoda Sena
      Gandu Sena
      Hijra Sena

    • Shiv Sena said

      Bhaduwon Ki Sena-

    • Madarchod Bhaiyya=Bihari said

      Lo ab bhaduwe bhi sena banane lage. Arre madarchodon ghar mein roti nahin hai. Bhuk se marte ho. Tum logon ki bahin hotel mein jakar chudwati hai tab jakar tumhare ghar mein roti pakti hai.

      Sharam karo madarchodn. Bap bahar kisi se gand marwata hai tb jakar tum log subah ka nashta kar pate ho.

      Bhaduwon, Madarchodon apni maa chudwane ka itna hi shouk hai to aa jao na.

  68. Ravi Mishra said

    WordPress walo aaj tumhari wajah se hi yeha sab aapas me lad rahe hain. agr desh ki UNITY chahte ho to mai aapse request karta hun in massages ko please delet kar do.
    Jai Hind

  69. Ravi Mishra said

    han mai Ravi Mishra Hun mujhe pata hai mera baap koun hain aur mujhe apne aap ko Mishra kahne me koi sharm nahi hai mujhe apne aap pe fakra hain ki mai tumhari langage me BHAIYYA hun…..
    BHAIYYA KAMA KAR KHATA HAI, IJJAT SE JITA HAI KISI KE AAGE BHIKH NAHI MANGTA HAI.
    RAHI BAAT tumhari to tum APNE BAAP Ka NAHI HAI TO IS DESH KE KAISE HOga…
    MY EMAIL indian1843@yahoo.in

    JAI HIND
    JAI HO BHAIYYA KI

  70. RAVI PATNA said

    aaJ tUM lOGO JAISE KE cHALTE iNDIANS KA HAAL world MEIN uS BIHARI KE JAISA HO GAYA HAI JO APNE GHAR KO CHOR KAR bHAR kAAM KE LIYE JATE HAI,

    bAKWAAS BANDH KARO AUR TRY TO DO WELL FOR YOUR SELF, dON’T THINK ABOUT bIHAR AND bIHARIES, tHEY KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE, kOI TUMAHARA JOB NAHI CHEEN SAKATA IF YOU HAVE CALIBER SO sHOW AND TRY TO IMPROVE YOURSELF DON’T THINK ABOUT COUNTRY

    • Bihari Paidashi Kalank said

      Sun be saale desh ke kalank. Agar khud mein itna hi dum hai toh kyuon Bengal,Delhi,Mumbai aur Punjab jate ho. Bihar mein hi rah kar kama kar dikhao na.

      Desh ki tarakki mein tum logon ka contribution kya hai. jara sochna.

      Jitne bhi corrupt politician hote hain sab ke sab bihar se hi hote hain. Desh ki ajadi mein bihariyuon ka contribution kya tha. zero tha dost.

      Sirf ek hi chiz mein contribution hia- woh hai popilation badhane mein. Sharam se dub maro. Pura ka pura desh tum se nafrat karta hai. Thu hai tum logon pe.

      Ab toh bihari ladki bhi bihari ladke ke sath shadi nahin karna chahti hai. Woh bhi chahti hai ki kis tarah is kalank se bacha jai. Isliy toh aajkal woh Marwadi,Punjabi ladke ke sath ghar se bhag kar shadi kar rahi hai. Main tujhe 1000 example de sakta hoon dost.

      • Ravi Patna said

        Suno even You Don’t have caliber to write your name while mailing,

        Aur jaha tak Bihar ke contribution ka bat hai you can check this

        The history of Bihar is one of the most varied in India. Ancient Bihar, known as Magadha, was the center of power, learning, and culture in India for 1000 years. India’s first empire, the Maurya empire as well as one of the world’s greatest pacifist religion, Buddhism arose from the region that now makes modern Bihar.[1] Magadha empires, notably under the Maurya and Gupta dynasties, unified large parts of South Asia under a central rule.[2] Its capital Patna, earlier known as Pataliputra, was an important political, military, and economic center of Indian civilization during the ancient and classical periods of history. Many of the ancient Indian text, written outside of the religious epics, were written in ancient Bihar. Abhijñānaśākuntala was the most prominent. One of the first known republics in the world, Licchavi, existed in the region since before the birth of Mahavira (c. 599 BC).[3][4] The classical Gupta dynasty of Bihar, was known to have been a period of great culture and learning inside India. The Gupta period is known today as the Golden Age of India. Post the Gupta period, Bihar played a very small role in Indian affairs, until the emergence of the Suri dynasty during the Islamic period in the 1540s. After the fall of the Suri dynasty in 1556, Bihar again became a marginal player in India and was the staging post for the Bengal Presidency from the 1750s and up to the war of 1857-58. In 1935, Bihar was carved out as a separate provience in the British Indian Empire. Since 1947, Bihar has been a state in the Indian Union.

        Aur Yaad Rakh Ashok was From Patna and not Mumbai.

  71. indian said

    India is graet yaar

  72. INDIAN said

    Marathi Surname
    JO AURAT RAAT DIN GAAND MARA KAR BHI NA THAKE –RE CALLED AS “THAKRE”
    One who takes only BIHARIES LUND use “LELE” kahte hai.
    One who raped bye BIHARI called as “DIVEKAR”
    Jo Marathi SHERDIL BIHARI se chudwati hai use “WAGHMARE”kahte hain.
    jo pure BIHARI GAONWALO SE CHUDWATI HAI USE PYAR SE “GAONKAR” KAHTE HAIN
    JO BIHARI SE ACHHE DAM(MONEY) LEKAR CHUDWATI HAIN CALLED AS “DAMLE”
    JO COOL BIHARI SE MARWATI HAI AUR MARANE KI ICHHA RAKHATI HAI CALLED AS “KULKARNI”
    JO DIN AUR RAAT SIRF MARWANE KE CHAKKAR ME RAHE CALLED AS “MARNE”
    JO KHAYALO ME BHI SIRF BIHARI LUND CHAHTI HAI CALLED AS “ VICHRE”
    JISKE GAAND ME TAMBA DALE BIHARI O HAI “TAMBE”
    JISKI MAA LOKHAND SE GAAND MARAYE “LOKHANDE”

    to be cont….
    Jai Hind

    • Punjabi Sena said

      Ek Bihari Sau Bimari
      Chari Bihari Ladne ki Tayari
      Dus Bihari Sarkar hamari

      Ab punjab mein aur nya jod diya hai :

      Gand pe lat padi toh bhagne ki tayari.
      Kyuonki Tu hai Madarchod Bihari.

      Karela Kadwa Hota hai
      Bihari Bhadwa Hota Hai

    • Hindu Jagriti Sena said

      Tujhe Jai Hind bolne ka adhikar kisne diya. Roj bola kar

      Jai ho Bharat Mata ki

      Agar nahin bola toh teri gand mar lunga.

      Rat ko bola kar.
      Bihari Madarchoid hote hein

      • nehal said

        tum ne to ye sahi likha k bihari madar chod hai
        Q K teri man ko choda koun bihari,islie sahi likha or sahi bola
        agar tery man ko nahi chod ta to tuu kaha se ata beta
        tumhari man ko chodne wala koi chahie tha
        islie bihar ka lauda achchha laga tumhari man ko is lie teri man bahut khusi khusi thaukwai
        bad me tumko batai ki bihari ne mujhe choda tha
        islie use madar chod kahna q k tumhari man ko choda tha bihai or tu biharion ka beta hai………….bnest ho luck

  73. India said

    Hai re kya ho raha hai yaha pe,

  74. KK said

    We all are going back to the same phase where all the kings from different states used to hate each other and the invaders from west and middle east looted our rich India because of no unity but only hatred all across the states.

    Rather condeming Australia for beating the Indian students out we should first look at ourselves..
    I always thought that at least young generation like us will not have any such problem but seems like we are again on the same old track… fighting and hating each other…

    But still I am sure you can comment whatver you want for each race but honestly if you stay in City like Mumbai/Bangalore/Delhi….. You will have friends from all races be it Marathi/South Indian/Punjabi/Bihari… We are on the edge of being greater country lets do it all..

    • Hamara Punjab said

      Well said dude!!
      I agree when it comes speaking we can say what ever we want but at the end of the day you will have the friend from states like Punjab/Bihar/South/Maharashtra..

  75. India said

    WE all are indian. We all know that Biharis are black spot on our head. Forgive them. Their leaders are corrupt. That is why most of the Biharis are backward and so poor. I am also bihari but I hate biharis.

    • Ravi Patna said

      Donot Tell that you are Bihari, Tumahara Baap Bihari ho sakta hai, but bihari are those Whose Mother is Bihari.

      So Take confirmation from your Baap

      • India said

        Dude, you are correct. My father has confirmed me that he had once fucked your mother.

      • Ravi Patna said

        Tumahara Baap sala tumku nahi bataya ki jalebi dikha kar Bahar laya tha, you So asked him Tumhari maa ka pata,Kitna Baap hai re Tumra, Aage se Apane ko Bihari Batana chod de aur Ek hi Baap ko Baap Bool. If you are mumbai shaan se bolo Marathi aur bihar se ho to Bolo Bihari

      • India said

        Lagta hai ki teri gand phat rahi hai. Listen I am bihari but at the same time I hate biharis. Kaun sa jat nahin hai yahan pe jisne bihariyuon ko gali na dee ho. Har koi hamme gandu samajhta hai. Mumbai mein humme Kutriya bhaiiya kaha jata hai. Punjab mein humme Machod Bhaiyya kaha jata hai. Head sharam se jhuk jata hai. Delhi mein thodi si bhi galti ho jaye toh bolne lagte hain ki saala bihari hai. Ek chota sa bacha bhi humse nafrat karta hai. Agar jina chahte ho toh apni jat jo ki bihari hai iso chupa kar rakho. Aisa mein nahin kehta hai- jaydatar bihari apni jat ko chupa kar hi rakhte hai.

      • Ravi Patna said

        Kiska gand phat raha i can see in your reply. Due to any reason if you are not in condition to say that you are Bihari it is your problem.Better you keep your identification hidden and don’t Bihari. We only expect a true Bihari. …..

    • Hamara Punjab said

      Bhai… gaali to sab ek dusre ko dete hain… but if you yourself as Bihari abuse your fellow Bihari and ask to hide their originality.. this is too much… rather you can try yourself to correct and make others correct i.e dont spit on road … talk nicely to other people.. etc etc….
      I hear the same thing i.e bad about Inidans when go to UK/Australia. And there no one is known as Bihari/Marathi but all as Indian!

      • Sadda Punjab said

        Dude, seems you are not a punjabi. Just go to Ludhiana and you will start hating biharis. Remember-Dhandari Kand-where Biharis were dragged from their house and were merecisly beaten by Punjabi sher gabru,

      • tera baap said

        Are boor ke bal teri bhen di chut me Sare Bangal ka lauda. Jhat ka bal muh pe lakh kar gand mara

    • amit kumar said

      ek dam sahi
      anti – bihari vichaar rakhne wwlo ko chaahiya ki bhaasan maarna chore aur competitive bane.taki kisi bihari ko waha kaam nahi mile aur woh khud hi waha nahi aaye.bihar mein bihari itne competitive hote hai ki waha par engineer se lekar labour tak mein kahinbahar ke logo ko phooti nakri nahin milti, maharastra ke logo ko bhi aisha hi compeitive banna hoga.aur maa -behen karke kuch hone waala nahin hai. itne saal se kitne kororo ne bihariyo ko bahar karne ki koshis ki aur zindagi bhar karte hi rah jayenge.

  76. Sree Ram Sena said

    Jai Sree Ram,

    We are warning all the boys and girls who will celebrate velentine day. A strict warning to Bihari bastards who are in Karnataka and are involved in eve teasing. Jai Sree Bolo aur Bihariyuon ki Pant kholo. These bloody stinking Biharis are spoiling our Karnataka and a warnign from sree ram sena- ki apni hadh mein raho nahin toh Mumbai, Assam aur Punjab ke bad yahan pe bhi anti-bihari aandolan suru ho jayega.

    Jai sree ram,
    (Anti Bihari Sena)
    (Anti Valentine Day Sena)

  77. ss said

    Kaoi Ram ka Nam leke Bihariyuon ko bhaga raha hai.

    Koi Shiv ka nam leke Biharioun ko bhaga raha hai.

    Kai Bole so nihal bolke Bihariyoun ko bhaga raha hai.

    Kahan jaoge re bhai yeh log.

  78. vidit said

    saale marathi maderchodo tumhari maa ,behne to 5 rupey main bhi chudne layak nahi hai
    tumhare baap lauda chuste chuste mer jate hai
    aur tumhari maa ,behne chut ki jagah bhosda le ke paida hoti hai
    salle suwariya ki chhod ki padiyse…

    year 1230 main up/bihar se 5 bande aye the aur tumhari per dadio ko chod ker gaye the ,aur bola tha hamari agli generation marathi hogi samjhe randi ki aulaado….

    • Maratha said

      Maratha-Punjbi Marta hai.
      Bihari Bhaiyya Marata hai.

    • Bengali Man said

      Vidit babu tomar gand kyuon phat raha hai. Jawab do.

      • Shikha from Maharashtra said

        I will tell you a real story of Bangali,

        Sabhi Bengali ki Bibi garam hoti per Mard utna hi Thanda hota hai.

        In Delhi in C.R.Park if you want to stay in house please refer Bengali owner because there you have hope to get Hot.

        Bagngali only get hot in Bengal nowhere else

  79. Ak. Menon said

    Hi, I am A.K. Menon from Kochi. Basically I am a tutor and my specialisation is French, German and other indian langusges. One of my student is Bihari and I am taking class for French for the last 6 months. Inspite of my best efforts I couldnot teach him French. Incidntly his father is also my student and he is trying to learn Malayalam. Again the same story here.

    Please advice and guide me how to control or manage a Bihari student so that I can teach them french and Malayalam languge. I am very must frustrated.

    Please please guide me.

    • sare bihari maaon ki mard said

      “EK BIHARI SAB PE BHARI”–meaning: sale madarchod dharti pe bojh.jitne bihari utne bojh jyada

    • Rahul Patodia said

      Bahut Asan hai mere Bhai-Bihari ko French sikhana.

      Sabse pahle ek Iron Rod lena. Iron Rod (Charr) Tata ki honi chahiye. Iron Rod ko ek garam tapte tandoor mein Dal dena. Yad rakhna Rod 5 ft se kam ki na ho. Jab tak Rod garam ho tab tak apne Bihari student ko ghar mein bula lena aur uske kapde utar kar usko bilkul nanga kar dena aur phir us bihari ko Doggy (Kutta) style mein khada kar dena. Yad rakhna uska gand ka cheda (Asshole) sun facing ho. Suraj ki kirne wahan pe jani chahiye. Phir uske ass hole pe kaduwa tel ( Sarson ka tel) ki 4-6 drop dal dena.

      Ab us garam rod ko tandoor se nikal lena.Yad rakhna Rod ek dum garam ho aur pura lal ho. Phir us Rod ko Bihari ki gand ke andar 2 inch dalna-dekhna jaise hi Garam rod gand ke andar jayega woh Bihari french bolna suru kar dega. Aur 1 inch dalna dekhna German language bhi bolna suru kar dega.
      Aur 1 inch dalna dekhna Russian language bhi bolna suru kar dega. Aur 1 inch dalna dekhna Chinease language bhi bolna suru kar dega.

      Ab us Rod ko bihrai ki gand se nikal lena aur uske Bap ko doggy style mein khada kar dena. Bas Bap ko sirf Rod dikhana aur dekhna ek jhatke mein Malyalam,Tamil,telgu,Punjabi, Bengali bhasa bolna suru kar dega.

      Dekha kitna saral hai ek Bihari ko koi language sikhana.

      Be Happy

      • RAVI PATNA said

        Bahut Asan hai mere Bhai-Tere Maa ka chut Marna.

        Phele Apna Lauda Chusawana Tab hi chut mein Bdahana

        Tabhi to tum jaisa aulad piada hoga

        I proud of my son

        Be Happy

      • A.K. Menon said

        Its seems that Mr. Ravi from Patna also need a very hot Tata rod in his asshole otherwise it would not be possible for us to shut his mouth.

        Any way very good suggestion. I got the message from you that I have to be harsh with my student otherwse he will not learn french.

        But a special request to mr Rahul Patodia to take care of Mr. Ravi from Patna. Mr. Ravi from Patna also deserve a very hot rod in his asshole.

      • Ravi Patna said

        Hi A.K. Menon

        Kyon Re sale Dogla ke Aulad , Tera lauda khada Nahin hota jo mr Rahul Patodia se Apni Bibi chudua raha hai

    • tera baap said

      Kyon re mather chod Menon maiya ke bhatar khone nikla tha aur aab chup gaya Gand me Bati lagi, teri bibi mujse apna chut marana chati hi, kya tu mujhe teri bibi ka chut marana shikhai gaa randi ke aulad sale maldu

      • Pucca Bihari said

        Kya Badke bhaiiya Ravi kya hal hai aap sab logon ka.
        Hum bhi Bihari hoon aur 45 sal se mumbai mein rahta hoon. Hum aapse puchna chahta hoon ki kya aapne AK menon se apni maa chudwni hai jo aap menon uncle ka address puch rahe ho.

        Betichod hum bhi bihari hoon aur mumbai punjab mein jab hum logon ka gand phatta hai na tab tum logon ki maiyya chud jati hai.

  80. Bihari English said

    Laloo, Rabri and his son were returning from south by train.

    Laloo was ccupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and
    his son the top most berth in the train compartment.

    The train stopped at one of the stations on the way back and the
    son asked Laloo to bring him a Cadburys chocolate. When Laloo
    and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn’t
    understand Hindi had occupied his son’s berth.

    Upset and angry, Laloo called the Ticket checker & asked him to
    help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand
    Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole
    situation
    to him in English.

    So Laloo explained, “That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving
    birth
    to my child.”

  81. Real Bihari- Wah Wah Wah ji said

    Why does a Bihari keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
    They’re there for those who don’t drink.

    How Does a Bihari Cheat the Railways??
    He buys the ticket but doesn’t travel !!!!!!!!

    One evening a Bihari starts from office to home with pushing his scooter
    manually. He met his friend on the way…
    Friend: why are you pushing your scooter manually?
    Bihari: ‘I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
    Friend: ‘Is it! Then, How did you come to office from home in the morning?’
    Bihari: ‘I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

    One day a Bihari talking with his friend…….
    Bihari: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able
    to communicate with my child.
    Friend: Is it! Why?
    Bihari: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.

    Bihari Yadav QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.
    Friend: What are you looking at?
    Bihari Yadav: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
    Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
    Bihari Yadav: four asterisks(*)!

    Bihari Bhiyya NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
    Bihari Bhiyya: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.
    Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
    Bihari Bhiyya: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet

    • RAVI PATNA said

      why bihari keep empty bottel in fridge kyoki teri maa ki fudi me ghusane ke liye re matar chod teri maa ko Bada chaiye naa

  82. Real Bihari- Wah Wah Wah ji said

    Ek Bar Ek Bus mein 60 Punjabi safar kar rahe the. Raste mein 10 Bihari Bhiyyuon ne hath dikha kar bus rukwali aur bus mein chad gaye. Thodi dur jane ke bad bus ruk gaye aur lakh koshis karne ke bad bhi aage nahin badhi. Tab driver ne kaha ki- Bus mein wajan (weight) bahut jayda ho gaya hai isliye aap logon se requet hai ki faltu (bekar) ka saman niche phek do. Jo bhi chiz faltu hai kisi bhi kam ki nahin hai usse aap log jaldi se bus se bahar phenk dein.

    Punjabiyuon ne bilkul bhi der nahin ki aur sarre ke sarre Bihari Bhiyyoun ko bus se bahar phek diye aur aage chale gaye.

    Jai Hind

  83. Swami Ichadhari ji said

    Ek Aadmi ne Bihari ko raat do baje call karke pucha: Tumhari biwi ki gaand hain kay?

    Bihari: Bhosadike, bahut badi hai!

    Aadmi: Madarchod fir desh ki kyun maar rahaa hain?

    • sare bihari maaon ki mard said

      wah wah.. kya sachi bat bataya…
      sala ek ek bihari madarchod. ye laude bhusad sale ab ODISHA ke NGINEERING colleges mein bahut gand dikha rahe hain..jab ODIYA milke gand marenge tab sale janenege gand kaise phat ti hai…

      • Rahul Patodia said

        Maro sala madarchod bihari logon ka gand. Agar hum sab mil jaye toh sare ke sare madarchod bihari ki maa chud jayegi.

        Jai Shree Ram

    • RAVI PATNA said

      Teri maa ka Gaand Acha hai marne mein sale.

      • Rahul Patodia said

        Abbe madarchod Bihari teri maa ki chut phadu. Douda doda kar uske chut marron. Teri kyuon maa chudwane ki icha ho rahi hai.

        Sala dhakkan. Desh ki najayaj aulad. Madar chod ka bacha. Randi ki aulda. Ainda se agar yahan pe kuch likha na toh Patna aakra teri bahin ka bhsoda chod dunga doonga. Madar chod yahan pe maa chudewane aata hai. Bhosdike jab sari ki sari duniya tum logon se nafrat karti ho toh yahan pe maa chudwane kyuon aate ho.

        Jai Shree Ram

  84. Ravi Patna said

    Are Randi ke Santan, Bhosdchod se Paida hone wala Tu Puri duniya ko chod. Tere Ghar me rahkar teri bhan ko chod raha huien sale phele use Baccha tab Bhiri ka lena

  85. Pucca Bihari said

    Ravi Uncle ko Hamara Charan Sparash,

    Uncle aap sache bihari hain. Hum ko bahut garv hai ki hamare yahan par bhi aap jaisa mard hai. Aap akele he sab lagon se takkar le rahe hain ee jan ke humka bahut hi khusi ho raha hai.

    Hum mumbai main 45 sal se rah raha hoon par koi bhi Bihari aap jaisa nahin dekha hoon.Mumbai mein toh hamra sab gand phadta hai. Par aap bahadur Bihari hain.

    Maja aa raha hai jasien aap in sab ko takkar de rahe hain. Ek bat bolen aap ko aap bhi hamare badke bhaiyya ke jaisen hain ooo bhi aap ki tarah badka madarchod hai. Bilkul aap ki tarah ek number ka madarchod hai. Aap ki tarah sab ko takker deta hain. Lage raho Ravi Uncle hum tumhara sath hoon.

    Pranam

  86. Ravi Patna said

    Aabe sale Bihari ke Nazayz Auald, Tumhara Bhai madarchod Hoga per hum nahi, sale kute ka land.

    • Pucca Bihari said

      Ka badke bhaiya aap bhi naraj ho gaye kya. Hum toh aapka bahut respect karta hoon. Aap bihari hoke dusre bihari ko madarchod bolte hain ee toh galat batt hai.

      pranam

      • Shikha from Maharashtra said

        Nahi Baccha Hum tumko apne Baap ka pata bata rahien hai, 45 sal phele jo ek bhihari ne tumhari maa ke sath kiya woh galat tha uske liye sabhi bihari ko gali mat do

      • Ravi Patna said

        Now you see everyone giving you gali

      • Dilip Patodia said

        Arre Pacca Bihari yeh kya sun rahe hain hum log. Ravi from Patna tumko gali de raha hai. Ek bihari dusre bihari ko gali de raha hai. Agar tumhari jagah main hota toh uski maa bahin ek kar deta. Chi aisa apman toh hamne kabhi nahin dekha hai.

      • JAI BIHAR said

        ajit@inder@binay@sabby……….

        ………..KIND ATTENTION MARATHIS…BAAP AA GAYA HAIN YAHAN PE TUM SAB KA…DHYAN SE SUNO

        BOORCHODI KE PILLON
        HARAMJADA,JAB 1 CRORE BHARWE MARE THE TO EK MARATHI PAIDA HUA THA AUR JAB 5 CRORE RANDI MARI THI TO TUM LOGON KI MAA BEHN PAIDA HUI THI…

        BENGALI LOG SOURAV GANGULY SE TUM LOGON KI MAA KE NAZAYAZ RISHTEY KI BAAT KARNE AAYA HOON….MITHUN KA KALA LOURA,BAPPI DA SONA CHANDI WALA LOURA,BIMAL GURUNG KA 25 KILOWALA LOURA APNI MAA KLE GAANR ME ROZ DALWATEY HO..

        PUNJABI LOG SUNO GAUR SE….DEKHO TUM PUNJABIYON KE BAAREY ME PEHLE SE HI LOG JANTEY HAIN KI SIDDHU KA 40 KILO KA LOURA DAILY TUMLOG APNI MAA BEHN KE GAANR AUR CHUT ME DALWATEY HO,…..SAALE TUM LOGON KI MAA KI GAANR ME MANMOHAN SINGH KA LOURA..

        MARATHI,BENGALI AUR PUNJABIYON KI MAA KE BOOR ME LALU NITISH AUR PASWAN KA TRIPLE COMBO LOURA…..WAAAH MAZA AA GAYA….AB MUJHE CHODNE DO…N DUN DISTURB…TUMLOGON KI MAIYYA CHODOON RAGAR RAGAR KE…AAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA….DUN DISTURB…MAINE CHUT ME PESAAB KAR DALA…HAHAHAHHA

  87. Shikha from Maharashtra said

    Good reply for you Duplex Pucca Bihari

    • Pucca Bihari said

      Shikha didi,

      God lagi,

      Hum 45 sal se mumbai mein rah raha hoon par koi humko gali nahi diya. Hamra aaj man ro diya jis ko hum bahut respect karta hoon wohi hi humko gali deta hai.

  88. JAI BIHAR said

    ajit@inder@binay@sabby……….

    ………..KIND ATTENTION MARATHIS…BAAP AA GAYA HAIN YAHAN PE TUM SAB KA…DHYAN SE SUNO

    BOORCHODI KE PILLON
    HARAMJADA,JAB 1 CRORE BHARWE MARE THE TO EK MARATHI PAIDA HUA THA AUR JAB 5 CRORE RANDI MARI THI TO TUM LOGON KI MAA BEHN PAIDA HUI THI…

    BENGALI LOG SOURAV GANGULY SE TUM LOGON KI MAA KE NAZAYAZ RISHTEY KI BAAT KARNE AAYA HOON….MITHUN KA KALA LOURA,BAPPI DA SONA CHANDI WALA LOURA,BIMAL GURUNG KA 25 KILOWALA LOURA APNI MAA KLE GAANR ME ROZ DALWATEY HO..

    PUNJABI LOG SUNO GAUR SE….DEKHO TUM PUNJABIYON KE BAAREY ME PEHLE SE HI LOG JANTEY HAIN KI SIDDHU KA 40 KILO KA LOURA DAILY TUMLOG APNI MAA BEHN KE GAANR AUR CHUT ME DALWATEY HO,…..SAALE TUM LOGON KI MAA KI GAANR ME MANMOHAN SINGH KA LOURA..

    MARATHI,BENGALI AUR PUNJABIYON KI MAA KE BOOR ME LALU NITISH AUR PASWAN KA TRIPLE COMBO LOURA…..WAAAH MAZA AA GAYA….AB MUJHE CHODNE DO…N DUN DISTURB…TUMLOGON KI MAIYYA CHODOON RAGAR RAGAR KE…AAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA….DUN DISTURB…MAINE CHUT ME PESAAB KAR DALA…HAHAHAHHA…..

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  92. Tourist said

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  93. indian said

    sala bihari madarchodo, tumhari ma aur bahen e randi hoti hae… sale ghar may hi chidai chalti hae tum logo ki…. bihari aurat sali rand. they are all bastards…. their women dance naked in the streets of India. biharis are not indians…. they r randi ka aulads…. it takes me 5 mts to fuck 100 bihari women… bihari women ‘s rate of izzat is 2 – 3 rupees. they r dogs…. madarchod, bahenchods, betichods….. bastards …….. i wont even rape their women beacuse they enjoy getting fucked by non biharis. kick bihar out of india… kick hindi out of india. india will progress

    b- bahenchod bastard
    i – idiot
    h- hara ke aulad
    a- aur ek randi ka aulad
    r- randi ka aulad
    i- india ka bimari

  94. Pucca Bihari said

    Hum ek aur bat bolna chahta hoon yahan par. Kuch log bolte hain hai ki bihari apna gand nahin dhota hai aur agr gand dhota hai toh apna hath nahin dhota hai. Hum patodia uncle ko bolna chahta hoon ki aap jitna bhi humko ravi uncle ke birudh bhadka lo par hum ravi uncle ko madarchod nahin bolunga. Aur agar hum ravi uncle ko madarchod bolunga toh aaplog hamara majak banate ho. hum 45 sal se mumbai mein rahta hoon. Ravi uncle bahut ache aadmi hai aur hum unko madarchod nahin blounga.

    Aur hum Lulu ji se request karunga ki woh lok sabha mein yeh bat uthaye ki Bihari latrin karke gand nahin dhota hai.

    Agar hum log airport mein jaynge toh wahan par hamara aur ravi uncle ka gand ceck hoga aur aaplogon ka suitcase check hoga. Humko bahut hasi aayga jab ravi uncle ka gand check haoga

    • RAVI PATNA said

      Are randi ke janar mathcod sala tu to mera fan ho gaya hai. Matharchod uncle kyon bol raha hai baap bol sale.

      Teri maa ko pura mahine chodne se tu janma hi sale. Aur sun mujse mat puch ki patodia bhi teri maa pe chadha tha yaa nahi tu usi se puch. Sale baap ko khoj raha, yaa apni maa ka bhatar.

      Sala bada Randi ki aulad hai tu , per itne logo ke beech maa ka yaar mat khoj.

      • pacca bihari said

        ae ho uncle ka bat hai jahe ko aap ka gand phat rh hai. Patodia ji ne aapka gand aacha se phada hai. Hum mumbai mein 45 sal se rah raha hoon aur tum jaisa beti chod ka gand phadna janta hoon. Tumko dak bangla chopurahe par chod dunga aur sun hamra loda ka size bahut hi acha hai. tel laga kar rakhunga aajana tumra gand mein dalunga aur munh se nikal dunga.

        aur sun randi ka santan, hum bihari hoon tumra mai ke cod daib. sala rabdi ka santan. sala bihari-rahua, dimag toh bihari ka hota nahin hai. hum bihari hoon par ab humko bhi bihari jat se nafrat ho gaya hai. madarchod bihari ho tum aur tumhra janana ka bur phad dalunga

        hum 45 sal se mumbai mein rahta hoon. sala bhatar, madarchod, itna admi tumko gaali deta hai par tum nahin manta hai. patodia ji thik likhe hain ki tumra gand mein garam tata rod dalna padega.

        humko naftar hai bihari jat se.

  95. mishra said

    Mai 1 sawal puchata hun?
    Bihari agar apni gaand nahi dhote hain, to unki gaand koun dhota hai Marathi, panjabi ya bangali..

    CID pata lagao akhir Bihariyon ki gaand koun dhota hai?

    ye aalsi Bihari apni Gaand bhi dusro se dhulwate hain….

    • Bam Bam Bhole said

      Abbe madarchod , bhaduwe

      Bihari apni gand nahin dhote hain yeh sabhi jante hain. Hum logon ko taklif tab hoti jab Biahri apni maa-bahin chudwane Mumbai,Punjab aur Gujrat jata hai aur wahan pe jab hum log uski gand marne ke liye pant kholte hain toh pate hain ki gand gandh mar rahi hoti hai. Tab lund baith jata hai aur bihari ke munh me dalna padta hai.

      Bangali- Hum log shit karne ke bad hath dhote hai.
      Bihari- Hum log hath dhokar shit karte hain.

      Aur rahi madarchod bihari ki, uski aukat hi kya hai ko woh hum se apni gand dhulwa le. Woh to bechara apni gand hum se marwata hai.

      Chup Madarchod Bihari-Sala Mishra-

      Bengali,Punjabi.Marathi ka mishran

      • RAVI PATNA said

        Kyon re maa ke laude, tune apni maa ko aise choda ki who sab bihari mein ka laude use mast nahi kar pata.

        Apni maa ko bol Bengali,Punjabi.Marathi ka lauda chate maza aayga.

    • CID said

      YES, MR RAVI

      AS PER YOUR DIRECTION WE HAVE ENQUIRED THE ENTIRE MATTER AND FOUND FOLLOWING THINGS :

      IT IS TRUE THAT BIHARI NEVER WASH HIS ASS.

      HE IS CALLED MADARCHOD IN MUMBAI, PUNJAB AND GUJARAT.

      MOST OF THE BIHARI HAD GONE THEIR TO GAND MARWANE.

  96. 6162 said

    women: Pandit ji mujhe bhavishya dekhna sikhaiye na..
    Pandit: apni salwar nikal kar jhuk jao.
    Women: pandit ji kya aap mujhe chodne wale hain…
    Pandit: dekha beti tumne apna bhavishya dekhna sikh liya..

  97. pacca bihari said

    hamra ravi mishra uncle joki patna se hain unka dimag fir gaya hai. oo madarchod hai. uska gand maro. daba kargand maro sala bihari ka

    • pacca bihari said

      ka re bhosdi wala bolta kahe nahin hai re. hum mumbai mein 45 sal se rahta hoon.

      arre bihari bhayyon suno ee sala ravi m from patna bora gaya hai

      iska gand maro woh bhi thuk laga kar

      • RAVI PATNA said

        Wah re maa ke ande, Patodia ko bhnoi banakar mumbai me Bahan chudwaa raha hai maa ka land.

        Tum 45 sal mumbai me rah gaye to apni maa bhan chuduane lage , Teri behan ka boor hai ki bhosda. Tum 45 sal mein 100 bar maa bhan chudaya sale

        Aur sun sale tum jaise log bihar mein nahi paida hota tum muzzaferpur ke chturbhuj sthan ke paidise ho tum yaa bangal ke Golden tree ka

  98. Bihari Bhago-Desh Bachao said

    Bharat Mere Bharat Ki Hai God Kitni Nyaari,

    Is Bharat Mein Sabse Madarchod Hain Ye Bihari.

    Bihari Ki Gaand Mein Daalo 100 Inch Ka Sariya,

    Fir In Madarchodon Ko Dubaane Le Jao Dariya,

    Bihari Ki Hai Baat Khokhli, Gaand To Dekho Hui Okhli

    Bihari Gaand Marate Bahar, Gharwaali Ki Sab Ne Thok Li,

    Jaan Le Ye Saari Duniya Ki Madarchod Hota Hai Bihari,

    Main To Inki Maar Chuka Hoon, Ab aagey Hai Aapki Baari

    • Waah waah said

      Cooooooooooooooooooooool.

      Yeh ab tak ke discussions mein sabse best poem hai.

    • RAVI PATNA said

      See my poem

      Jiski bhi maa chudi,
      Jiski bhi behan looti
      Kiska bhi gand phata
      Sabne bihiri se puchha

      bihiri ne teri maa choda , bhiri ne teri behan luta
      phir bhi tune nahi sochha bihari ka hai itna motta

      Road pe teri maa ki phati, ghar me teri bhan lutai
      phir bhi sale naa socha bhiri ka hai itna motta

      Tum Website pe likhte ho hum tere ghar me tere maa ko padhte haien

      • pacca bihari said

        Yes you are right

        ………..KIND ATTENTION MARATHIS…BAAP AA GAYA HAIN YAHAN PE TUM SAB KA…DHYAN SE SUNO

        BOORCHODI KE PILLON
        HARAMJADA,JAB 1 CRORE BHARWE MARE THE TO EK MARATHI PAIDA HUA THA AUR JAB 5 CRORE RANDI MARI THI TO TUM LOGON KI MAA BEHN PAIDA HUI THI…

        BENGALI LOG SOURAV GANGULY SE TUM LOGON KI MAA KE NAZAYAZ RISHTEY KI BAAT KARNE AAYA HOON….MITHUN KA KALA LOURA,BAPPI DA SONA CHANDI WALA LOURA,BIMAL GURUNG KA 25 KILOWALA LOURA APNI MAA KLE GAANR ME ROZ DALWATEY HO..

        PUNJABI LOG SUNO GAUR SE….DEKHO TUM PUNJABIYON KE BAAREY ME PEHLE SE HI LOG JANTEY HAIN KI SIDDHU KA 40 KILO KA LOURA DAILY TUMLOG APNI MAA BEHN KE GAANR AUR CHUT ME DALWATEY HO,…..SAALE TUM LOGON KI MAA KI GAANR ME MANMOHAN SINGH KA LOURA..

        MARATHI,BENGALI AUR PUNJABIYON KI MAA KE BOOR ME LALU NITISH AUR PASWAN KA TRIPLE COMBO LOURA…..WAAAH MAZA AA GAYA….AB MUJHE CHODNE DO…N DUN DISTURB…TUMLOGON KI MAIYYA CHODOON RAGAR RAGAR KE…AAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA….DUN DISTURB…MAINE CHUT ME PESAAB KAR DALA…HAHAHAHHA

      • pacca bihari said

        madarchod ravi m bahut galat bat hai tumhara. agar tumra gand mein khujli hota hai to patodia ji se bol kar garam garm tata rod apna gand mein lelo madarchod.

        hum bhi bihari hoon. par tumra jaisa bihari ka wajah se hi hum logon ka nam badnam hai. madarchod hai tum

  99. pacca bihari said

    ae budbak, ravi mishra from patna, tum sala bahut bada madarchod hai. hamara nam lekar likhta hai. bhosdiwala hai tum. hamara nam lekar kahe likhta hai re madarchod. tohar bahin ke chodi oo bhi sala garam garm hamar lund tohar bahin ka boor mein.

    ranid ka santan sala bihari, madarchod sala bihari. bhosdiwala kahe bihari ka nam badnam karta hai re tu madarchod. hum mumbai mein 45 sal s rahta hoon. patna mein luv kush tower mein tohar mai aur tohar bahin ko chodbun hum.

    madarchod bihari hum tumko bol deta hun ki hum bhi bihari hoo par hum ko bihari ko dekhte hi hamara lund ka jhant jal jata hai.

    madarchod ravi bhosdiwala ravi. har deh ka public tumko gali deta hai aur tumhara gand mein khujli jayda hota hai. tata ka garam rod dalna hi padega.

    madarchod hai tum aur tumra bap.

    • Ravi Patna said

      Are madarchod Randi ke aulad apne ko bhiari bolana chode aur matar chod apna jatt ka ban kar bol

      Bihri bihari hota hai tumchare jaise maa ki chudai karane wala nahi hota

      Tum bihari ko bolta hai bol per maa ke laude bihari ban kar mat bol

      Randi ke pet se janma matherchod

      • Pacca bihari said

        Haan hum bihari hoon par tumri tarah madarchod nahin hoon re. Hum 45 sal se mumbai mein rahta hoon aur tumra gand phad dalunga. Madarchod hai tum aur tumra baap.

    • Ravi Patna said

      Kyon ne Lav Kush tower apni maa chodwata hai re.

      Patodia se Gand madwaa re sale , Aur sun patna me aa kar mil humse, dekh gand kaise pahata hai

      • Cool Pool said

        Shut the fuck up bastard.

      • Pacca bihari said

        Ka re bur chodna, lagta hai ki tumra gand mein bahut jayda khujli hota hai. Hum mumbai mein 45 sal se rahta hoon aur tumra gand phadne ka liye patna aa gaya hoon. Likh bhosdiwala hamra address :

        Ram Saran Singh
        14/2/44, Kankar Bagh,
        Najdik Rajendra Terminus.
        Patha

        Agar tumne ak maa ka dudh piya hai toh aa ja hiyan par. Tumra gand phadkar mourya lok complex mein latka doonga. Bhosdiwala hum bhi bihari hoon par hum bihari se nafrat karta hoon.

    • Ravi Patna said

      Are boorchodi ke aulad, madarchod ka janar, Ram Saran Singh
      Gandu ka beta tum sala 45 sal se maa chudwa raha aur khata hai ki hum bihari se nafrat karta hoon.

      Kyon re madarchod baap se puch ki mai ke boor me mumbai wala gaya tha kya ki tu janma hai.

      Madarchod tum jaise bihari ke chalte sara bihari badnam hai re madarchod

      Aur yeh address kya behjta hai Bihar mein road per tu kisi bihari se tu samne bat bol sale wohi maa ke boor me gusha dega.

      Per humko lagta hai ki isme tumhra koi galti nahi tere baap me hi khoot hai

      Aage se mere ko jawab dena band kar aur Gaand Marwa do roti ke liye

      Aur sun madarchod agar humse milna hai

      to kisi se mera naam puch Danapur mathiyapur mein woh tumka hamse milwa dega

      Madarchod Gand mein guh nahi aur sau suer ko neuta deta hai.

      • pacca bihari said

        hum huan par gaya tha au tumra nam lekar pucha bhi tha. wahan ka log bola ohi ravi mi joki bahuta badka madarchod hai . aajkal oo patodia ji se gand mrwata hai.

        hum 45 sal se mumbai mein rahta hoon aur tumra gand mein dam hai toh aaj abeta tumra gand phad kar patna mein bhej doonga hum.

        agar hum bihari se nafrat karta hoon to tumra gand kahe phat raha hai re madarchod. hum kya sara wor

  100. SARITA YADAV said

    Hi Guys,

    Hope you all are doing well. Before I go further I would like to introduce myself. Myself is Sarita Yadav 26 yaers old pretty lady from Patna. I have done my graduation from Patna Womens College. I am dumb after reading all those nonsense written about Biharis. All I can say is that Biharis are as good as other communities. I am doing MBA in New Delhi and feel pain in my heart when people start saying rubish against Biharis.

    Now a Bihari girl wish to change your misconception about Bihari people. I am giving proposls to Punjabis, Gujuratis to become my friend and I will show you that Biharis girls are as much sweet as other girls. I am extending my hand for friendship to all other than Biharis. Though I am Bihari and I am proud to be Bihari but I would like a marry a guy from either Punjabi community or Marwadi community. Please not that I am not behind money. My parents are crorepati. Mujhe paisa nahin chahiye. I don’t want money. I would like to meet a handsome Punjabi or marwadi guy with whom I can share my feelings. Marriage is also possible. My parents willl object if I marry a boy outside my caste & community. But I have made my mind to marry a man outside my community.

    All are requested to please leave your complete detail;s alongwith your cell number to enable me to contact you. Though I love Bihar very much I would request Bihari guys to stay away from me as I am not interested in a Bihari man.

    Please spread the message of love. Remember I am BIhari and I am proud to be a Bihari. Marrying a person outside my community is my own decision. Biaharis are requested to not to write to me as I am not going to marry a Bihari. Don’t take it otherwise. Many a my friends from Biahr are geting married to Marwadis, Punjabis, Sindhis. and this is true indianism.

    Stop hating Biharis. Yeh bahut hi durbhagya ki bat hai ki sabhi Bihari se nafrat karte hain par Bihari kabhi kisi se nafrat nahin karte hain. You can take my example- A Bihari girl from Patna is willing to marry a Marwari or Punjabi.

    If you really want to do something for Bihari please pray for us because as a true citizen of India we too deserve respect love, affection from other part of India.

    Jai Mera Bihar.
    Jai Mera Bharat.

    Garv se kaho hum Bihari hain.

    Bihari guys please donot loose your heart. Please donot write to me if you are a Bihari. I will never accept a Biahri as my Dream-man, my Dulha.

    • Proud Indian said

      Look, even a Bihari aurat doesn’t want to marry a bihari aadmi.

    • Jaankinaath said

      hahahaha!!!!…..that was loads of crap!!!!…….What was the fuckin point you were trying to make? and I believe some non bihari guy has written this posing as a biharan girl!!!

    • dinesh said

      I like bihari girls but not as a wife. felt good what you wrote. we can be good friends.

  101. Dilli Dil Walon Ki said

    It was only yesterday that when I was travelling to South Delhi, a Bihari hurled his gutkha covered spit on the floor of clean low-floor bus of DTC. Then I realized that all of Delhi is crowded with these Biharis. Soon they will take over our clean culture.

  102. Cool Pool said

    Three biharis went for a tour to Singapore.

    They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in
    the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel.

    After taking rest they started for a local visit.

    While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should Reach
    the hotel before10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to
    take the steps for which they agreed and went out.

    After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at
    10.30.

    Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under
    The condition that each bihari has to tell a story that lasts for 33
    Floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.

    After first bihari finished his story in 33rd floor, the third
    bihari said,

    “I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only”.

    Then second bihari finished his story and the third finished his
    Story and finally they reached the 100th floor.

    Then first bihari asked what was the sad story.

    The third one said,”I forgot the room key which is on the manager’s table”.

    They once again started back to the first floor and this time the
    second bihari after crossing 33 floors from top said,

    ” I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end”.

    They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad
    story, the second bihari said,

    ” The keys were in my pocket only”.

    With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.

    After reaching the 33rd floor, the third bihari said,

    ” I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only”.

    Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the
    third bihari about the sad story, he replied:

    “This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to
    this…!!!”

  103. india said

    LOve all

  104. Indian said

    Ek bar ek sardar jee patna station per ek sunder ladki se mile, aur saddi kar ke punjab le gaye.

    Sardar jee goverment job mein the isliye woh apni patni ko punjab mein hi chood kar delhi aa gaye. Kuch din bad unhe apni maa se ek letter mila , letter mein likha tha

    Chunni ki boor gai, munu ka gand
    satter sal ki bhodiya loot gayee
    aur Bahu ko nikla Land

  105. Sanjay Kumar said

    Jai Bihar
    Raj Thakre ki jai ho muh se tatti gand se kai ho,Dosto main ek baat batana chata hu, sayad aap logo ko pata nahi hai ki Raj Thakre Bihari se itna ku chidhta hai. Raj Thakre ki bahan aur maa dono ko khub choda aur paisa bhi nahi diya is liye ye bihariyon se nafrat karne laga. maine us Bihari se pucha ki tum paisa ku nahi diya to kahne laga ki Bihari Boor Chod ke land ka bhara (Rent) Deta hai.phir kaha ki Raj bhi pichhe pad gaya ki mera bhi gand maro maine uska bhi gand mara lekin mere land per hi tatti kar diya. is liye maine pisa nahi diya.is liya Raj Thakre Bihriyon Se naraj hai.Agar mujhe mouka mila to main us ki Bahan ka boor kat kar Patna ki sadak per sat dunga taki pura bihar uski bahan ka boor chod kar ji jaye.

    • Bihari Madarchod said

      Chup sala madarchod. Just go aboveand read even abihari girl hate biahri guys. Sala madarchod bihari. Bhosdiwala bihari. Gand mein lund dal kar pakistan bhej doonga. Jab desh ajad ho raha tha na tabhi tum logon ki maa chod kar Pakistan bhej dena chahiye tha.

      Madarchod hai har bihari.

  106. Jaankinaath said

    Bihari madarchodon ko agar pakistan nahin to bangladesh mein to bhej hi dena chahiye tha…..wahin maa chudate rehte saale
    mein to kehta hoon saalon ko ladne ka zyaada shauk hota hai naa….madarchodon ko afghanistaan bhej do ek ek ko….sab khatam ho jayenge haaraamzaade!

    • Tere_baap said

      Are madarchod Jaankinath, Teli maa ke boor me muta tab tu bhar aaya he re Randi ki Aulad.

      Maa Se puch ke tere ko bhar lane ke liye Tera baap ne kya kya kiya

      Teri maa ko Pakistani aur Afgani dono ne choda iske liye tum madarchod sab ko Pakistan / Afganistan bhejta hai.

      Jaa Apni bhan ke boor me mut

    • Jaankinaath_Madarchod said

      Jaankinaath_Madarchod Kyon Chup gaya maa ke boor mein

  107. Mumbai_Madarchod said

    Wah Wah

  108. pacca bihari said

    Arre Burchoda Ravi M from Patna , kahan chup gaya hai re. Log hamse bolta hai ki hum Ravi M ko Madarchod bolke gali doun. Lekin hum bhi Bihari hoon aur 45 sal se mumbai mein rahta hoon. Ab hamra bhi dimag chlne lag gaya hai. Jab tak hum bihar mein tha tab tk ham bewkoof tha par ab ham chalak ho gaya hoon.

    Ravi bhi bihari hai aur hum bhi bihari hoon. Ham us madarchod ko kabhi bhi madarchod nahin bolunga. Us bhosdiwala ko ham kabhi bhi bhosdiwala nahin bolunga. Ham janta hoon oo ek number ka madarchod hai par ham usko gali nahin doonga.

    Ab ham kasam khata hoon ki Ravi ko koi gali nahin doonga.

    Arre Ravi boorchoda, madarchod, bhosdichod budbak hai tum. Aap soch rahen honge ki ham kasam khaya hoon par phir bhi gali de raha hoon.

    Ham ko malum hai ki wo madarchod kal phir kuch likhega. Isliye advance mein gali de diya.

    Ham bhi bihari hoon. Jab sara desh bihari ko gali deta hai toh hamra matha sharam mse jhuk jata hai.

    • Ravi Patna said

      Are Madarchod apni maa se puch ki Ravi ne kaise choda to tu janma.

      Log kahte hai kyon bolta hai bol mere sare baap bolte hai ki 45 sal se teri maa choda phir ravi wala baat teri maa ko nahi mila.

      Maa chudwane ki itni Garmi hai to usko mere ghar is pata per beh de

      Ravi
      56C, Behind Gas Godwn, Saguna more
      Danapur 801503

      Phir bhi tumhare bapo ka Gand me kira ho to apne baapo ko bhi bhej do savi ke gand mar kar wapas bheju gaa

      • Rahul Patodia said

        Khabardar agar tumne Pakka Bihari ko kuch bola to tumhari gand mein aag laga donga. Aur sun yeh address kiske liye likh raha hai. Apni maa chudwani hai kya?

  109. Indian said

    Stop bullshit. We all are indian

  110. pacca bihari said

    ee bbc patna hai. ab ham aaj ka samachar padhta hoon.

    Ravi m from Patna ka gand mein aag lag gaya hai aur oo bora gaya hai.

    Aree patodia ji parnam, ham ko malum hai ki aap hamra bhai jaisa hain. Abhi ham kuch din pahle Patna gaya tha huan par jab ham train se utra na to ladki log hamko dekh kar pagal ho gaya. Ham 45 sal se mumbai mein rahta hoon. Hamne pila pant pahna tha. aur upar se lal rang ka kamij bhi pahna tha. Ham sada rang ka joota pahna tha aur hara rang ka chasma pahna tha. Hamko to ladki log dekh kar pagal hogaya tha.

    Ham bihari hoon par bihari jat bahut pichra hai. Ham apna mehraru ka sath mein tatti karne khet mein gaya to dekha ki jahan par ham jhada phir raha tha huan par ak sanp baitha tha.

    Ravi m from Patna boorchoda ko hamra parnam

  111. Ravi madarchod bhosadbambu bihari iski gand sabse bhari said

    Bihari was working in Mumbai and he did not meet this wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna (Bihar ).

    At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had
    delivered a son.

    His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this “Happy event” happened when he had not seen his wife for four years…

    The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

    The colleagues asked him, “What name will you give to the son?”

    The man explained, “If its the second neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be “DWIVEDI”;

    If it is the third neighbour then it would be “TRIVEDI”,

    If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be “CHATURVEDI”;

    If its the fifth neighbour then it would be “PANDEY”…

    After listening to this, questions followed.

    What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
    “Then the boy would be named “MISHRA”…

    And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
    Then it would be “SHARMA”…

    But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?
    Then the name of the child would be “GUPTA”…

    If she does not remember the name then?
    “It is YAAD-AV”

    But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
    Then it will be named “DOSHI”…

    Finally, if the child happened because of wife’s burning desire?
    Then he will be named “JOSHI”…

    And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?
    “DESHPANDEY.”

    • Mayank said

      Bhaiyon… jab ind pak hota h tab kyu bhul jate ho ki dhoni jisne match jitaaya vo bihari h.
      aryabhatt jiska nam le k tum bolte ho ki india mahan h vo bi bihari h…
      sita mata bihari thi…
      krishn bi..
      gautam buddha bi….
      mahavir(jain) bhi bihari
      aur agar mein likhte jaun to din kat jayega…

  112. Ravi madarchod bhosadbambu bihari iski gand sabse bhari said

    and if a man wearing red shirt is father then son is called ‘Lalu’
    If shirt is black then ‘kallu’
    And if son ucks her mother imediatly after birth then he is called ‘Ravi’!

  113. Ravi madarchod bhosadbambu bihari iski gand sabse bhari said

    and if a man wearing red shirt is father then son is called ‘Lalu’
    If shirt is black then ‘kallu’
    And if son fucks her mother imediatly after birth then he is called ‘Ravi’!

  114. Nek Insaan said

    Bihari, Bhaiya and Marathi Manus all are good…
    For Marathi Manus
    Tumi Vichaarla: Is it right to abuse any Indian when u know that u r also an Indian.
    For Bihari and Bhaiya Log
    Are sub ek hee maa kee aulad hain hum sub: Bharat Maa

    Ye to neta logon ne apne fayde ke liye Marathee ka funda de diya aur hum sub aapas me lade pade hain.
    Abhee bahar wwale iska fayda utha rahe hain.
    Australia me hindustaani aadmi kee halat kharraab hi. Agar tum logon kee gaand me itna hee boota hi to jaa ke bolo Australia waalon ko sub aukaat pata lag jaayegi. US, China, Australia and many more countries Indian ke danda kar rahee hain. Hi gaand me jhas to bacha lo. saalo sub ke sub yahana time waste kar rahe hain, ye nahee bunta kee yahee time kisee gareeb bachche ko pdhane me laga den….
    Saalon desh ke liye khuch karo aapas me apnee khud kee gaand mat maaro…
    Jai Hind

    • Darubaaz said

      sahi boola re! lekin ‘chikne ghade’ pe paani daal rahai hai bhidu!
      in saalo ko kuchh samajh nahi ayega.. apun tou mast – mast ‘reply kar ke maje le raha hai in befkufi ke!

  115. Mumbai_Madarchod_bola said

    Mujhse puch ki pucca Bihari,Rahul Patodia aur Jankinath madarchod kaun hai.

    Yeh teen madachod ek dosre ke maa ke boor me mut-mut khelte hai aur yahan aakr apni maa chudi ki khani logo ko sunate hai.

    Ek madarchod 45 sal se maa chudaya patudia se to aab samaj me aaya use ki mumbai uske maa ke liye sawarg hai.

    Rahul Patodia apni bahan ka boor chatwata hai pucca bihari se aur pucca apni maa me mutwata hai.

    Yeh janki nath en dono ke chudai ka paidayessh hai jo apni maa bhan dono ko chuda raha hai eis Rahul Patodia se

    Main puchta huien eis Rahul Patodia se re Bahan ke lauda Maa ka chut teri maa ke boor me denge Moot.

    • jankinath said

      too wahi hai na jiski ma ka pure bihar ne balatkar kiya tha aur 9 mahine baad tu paida hua tha?

    • jankinath said

      aur jabhi balatkar hua tha tabhi tera baap mumbai me paav bech raha tha

      • Darubaaz said

        abe yede! tu wahi paav khaata hai jise ek bihari apne pavitra moot ke haatho se tayar karta hai.. kabhi kabhi gaand dhone ke baad usi haath se tere jaise ko wo paav khilata hai.. aur tere jaisa gaandu use paise de kar jaata hai!

  116. Ravi madarchod bhosadbambu bihari iski gand sabse bhari said

    Ravi from patna
    Sabka guh chatna
    Badme
    Sabhi bihario ke muh me mutna
    Aur phir
    Apna lund katna

  117. Ravi madarchod bhosadbambu bihari iski gand sabse bhari said

    B – bhosadbambu
    I – iski gand sub se bhari
    H – hugne ke bad gand na dhonewala
    A – apna hi guh khanewala
    R – Ravi ki ma ko chodnewala
    I – iska exact baap pata nahi

  118. jankinath said

    Write an essay of 100 lines on
    Bhihari ek Gali

  119. jankinath said

    Write an essay of 100 lines on
    Bihari ek Gali

  120. Jaankinaath_Madarchod said

    Janki Nath Gandu ka Gand Me Ghadhe ka Lauda hai

    Janki Nath Ki Maa Bihar Ki Shaan Hai

    Janki Nath Patna Station pe Gand Khol ke Ghumta Hai

    Janki Nath Apne Muh me Patoudia Ka Lauda leta hai

    Count kar lena

  121. BRAHMAN KA BAP said

    Brahmin Origin

    Bahut Purani Bat Ha, Bharat mein Rivaj tha Ladke bhi “BRA” and Panty Pahente the. Unhe Hindoo Priests Kehte the.

    Ek din Hindoo Priets ki toli Galti se Chandigarh Pahunch gayi aur Sardarji ki najar unki Bra par par Gayi. Bas phir kya tha “Hathiyar Khada ho gaya”.

    Sardar Ji ne Apna hath se Hindoo priest ki panty utary aur apna 7 inch lamba lund dalna shuru kiya, magar raste mein Hindoo ka 2 inch ka lund khada tha. Sardar ji ko pata lag gaya ki KLPD ho gayi. Sardar Ji ne Hindoo ko Ulta Kiya aur diya Gand mein.

    Jab satisfy ho gaye dono, to Sardar Ji ne Bra Bhi Path di aur sirf Thread reh gaya.

    Hindoo Priests bahge dili Indira Gandhi ke pas………

    Edhar Sardar Ji Pahunche “SANT JARNAL SINGH BHINDRAWALE KE PAS”. Bhindrawale ji ne jab description punncha Hindoo ka to Sardar Ji ne Jawab diya “Usne BRA pahen rakh thi aur vo MAN tha. Sant Ji ne apne akal lagai aur uska nam karan kiya = BRA + MAN = BRAMAN. Es Vajah se Hindoo log jo Bra Pahente the unhe Sardar Ji ne naya nam diya ”

    Magar accent problem ki vajah se Sant Ji ne pronounce kiya BRA MAN jise logon ne BRAH-MIN samaj liya.

    Es terah se BRAHMIN ke peeche bhi Sardar Ji ka Hath ha

    Bolo TARA__RAARARARARA

    • Darubaaz said

      Wah!
      Kitne mahaan ‘SANT’ hai! tere jaise naali ke keede jo use maante hai! Saale ki gaand mein itna bhi dum nahi ki hindustaan mein aa kar dikhaye! Teri maa-behne chood raha hai Canada mein.. aur tu saale kyoki naali ki paidaish hai isliye use hi SANT maan raha hai!

      Sardar saale ‘Sardar’ hi rahenge!!

  122. Kumar said

    Remember Chinese nuk-es. We biharis are proud of Chinese Nuk-es

  123. aman kumar said

    Hello Friends,
    Mai ye kahna chahta hu ki yaha pahle bihari marathi punjabi bangali se pahle hum sab bhartiye hai. ye aapas me gali dekar apni hi insult karna hai. Kal tak aapas me miljul ke rahne wale aaj is tarah badal jayenge aise maine kabhi socha nahi tha. Ye kayo bhul jate ho hume kitni musshkilo se ye aazadi mili hai. so aapas me gali ka use na karo isse humari hi juban kharab hoti hai. ye kuchh log hote hai jo aapas me ladwa kar apna ullu sidha karte hai aur hum log unlogo ke jal me phaskar aise kaam karte hai. so we are friend.
    Jai BIhar.
    Jai Bangal.
    Jai Punjab.
    Jai Maratha.
    East or West India is the best.
    Jai Hind………………………………
    Jai Hind………………………………
    Jai Hind………………………………
    Jai Hind………………………………
    Jai Hind………………………………
    ye desh hai veer jawano, albelo ka mastano ka
    is desh ka yaro kaya kahna…….

  124. kunal said

    TERI MAA KA BHOSDA,MADHARCHOD MARATHI TERI MAA KE CHUT ME UNGLI KAR KE TU MARATHIO KP PAIDA KIA TO SALE UD RAHE HO….SALE APNI BAHAN KE CHUT PIYO RE BAHAN KE LAUDE MARATHI…

    • kunal said

      REY MARATHI MADHARCHOD KE ALLAUD…BOORPELANDIS ,BOOR KE CHAP-CHAP,BOOR SUNGHA, BEHAN KE LAUDE LOG SALE BIHARI KI WAJAH SE TU LOG KA WANS CHAL RAHA HAI..SALE 10 BIHARI LOG SE TERI MAA- BAHAN GHUSWATI HAI TO TU LOG PAIDA HOTA HAI….SOCH LE BIHARI NAI TO TU LOG KA WANS NAI…HIZDO KE TARAH TUM LOG MARATHI LOG KA LUND HAI….. JAI BIHAR

  125. kunal said

    REY MARATHI MADHARCHOD KE ALLAUD…BOORPELANDIS ,BOOR KE CHAP-CHAP,BOOR SUNGHA, BEHAN KE LAUDE LOG SALE BIHARI KI WAJAH SE TU LOG KA WANS CHAL RAHA HAI..SALE 10 BIHARI LOG SE TERI MAA- BAHAN GHUSWATI HAI TO TU LOG PAIDA HOTA HAI….SOCH LE BIHARI NAI TO TU LOG KA WANS NAI…HIZDO KE TARAH TUM LOG MARATHI LOG KA LUND HAI….. JAI BIHAR

  126. laloo said

    madhar chodh MARATHI teri maa k har bihari saathi.
    har mahrashtriyan ki maa ko BIHAR KI GALIYON KA KUTTA CHODHTA HAI.

    MAA K LAUDEY MARATHI

    AAND SE NA BAAND SE TERI MAA CHUDHE SAANDH SEY

    BAAL THAAKREY >>>>

    KI MAA KO har BIHARI THOKA HAI REY..!!

  127. Swapnil Patel said

    fa

  128. Swapnil Patel said

    Arrey yaar dekho ek baat sabhi jaante hain ki desh ko mainly paanch states ke log chala rahe hain viz.
    1. Bengali( in art and literature),
    2. Marathi(Warriorship, Indian Army, Education),
    3. Gujrati(in business and trade, BSE, Reliance etc.),
    4. Punjabi(Transportation, Liquor, Army, Automobile industry etc.
    5. Telugu (In education and reasearch)
    Yeh paanch log hain jo kafi sophisticated maane jaate hain. Yaar marathiyon ! tum kyun bihariyon ki baat ko itni importance de rahe ho ? Hamare tumhare level ke thodi hain. Kya road par aate-jaate hue kisi bhi chutiye ki baat ka jawaab doge? nahi na? Aur waise bhi tum bihariyon ki baat ka jawaab dekar unki third class baaton ko importance de rahe ho. Saale kehte hain “ek bihari sab par bhari” sahi to kehte hain yaar sab jaante hain ki bihari desh par bhar hain.
    Aur haan yaar tumhare marathiyon ne to pure central india par raj kiya hai jhansi, gwalior etc. tum logon ko aisi chutia panti ki baaton se parhez karna chahiye. Waise bhi kehte hain na ladai sirf barabar walon me hoti hai. Tum or Punjabi to sirf thhukai karte ho unki ha ha ha…………………….. Ab Gujrati bhi karna shuru kar denge kuchh samay baad. Bye Jai Bengal, Jai Maharashtra, Jai Punjab, Jai Gujrat, Jai Andra Pradesh.

    • ashutosh bhise said

      I think you are absolutely right. Saale Bihari madarchod log to hote hi
      hi hain GAANDU. Apne bihar ko to Barbaad kar hi diya aur ab hamare Maharashtra ko bhi barbaad kar denge.
      Inki maa ka bhosda. Saale inhi logon ki vajah se hum aaj bhi third world nation kehlate hain. Aaj ki date me Bihari bhi apne aap ko bihar se bahar Bihari kehlwane me sharam mehsoos karte hain.
      Mere saath ek bihari ladka hai par use agar Bihari keh do to ek dum bura maan jata hai. “Bihari Gandu ghar se bahar gaand marwaata hai aur inki maa behne ki padosi gaand marte hain.”

    • Darubaaz said

      Punjabi mein ek kahawat hai – “Jitthe vi jande punjabi.. ootthe hi ‘gand’ paunde ne!” Samajha kya? Jaha bhi ‘punjabi’ jayega wahi ka samaj bigad jayega. Soocho.. desh mein curruption, filmo mein aur samaaj mein ‘nangapan’ kiski wajah se hai? Kitni aisi (maximum) film industry mein ladkiya hai jo inter-cast marriage hi karti hai.. woh khas kar muslmaano se. Kabhi delhi-haryana-punjab aa kar dekho.. yeh log kitne currupt aur matlabi hote hai. Chandigarh mein ek sardar driver kahi bhi bus rook leta hai agar koi dusra sardar rukne ke liye kahe.. lekin woh tab kabhi nahi rokta jab koi dusra bus-stop par bhi kahe! Filmo mein kitni gandagi inhi logo ki wajah se hai.. Dance steps mein, dialoges mein, gaano mein… kahi bhi dekho. Apna kaam nikalwane ke liye inke jaisa double-standard koi aur nahi dikha sakta! Kitna garv hota hai inhe yeh kahne mein – ‘oo ki tussi vi punjabi ho! assi vi!’
      Aur tou aur, apni hi jati ko badhawa dena inke liye is liye bhi jaruri ho jata hai ki ‘ék aur’ gandgi ka supporter mil jayega..

      Boss! main yeh nahi kahta ki saare ke saare ek jaise hai.. kyoki exceptions tou hoti hi hai..

      Mumbai walo.. Marathi manoos.. agar mumbai ko bachana hai tou subse pahle in punjabiyo ko nikalo yaaro.. Yad rakhna.. bihariyo ko bhi yahi log le kar aaye the.. ‘cheap’ labour ke liye.. Apni havas ke liye…

      Research karo.. aur dekho.. samajh jaoge.

    • raj said

      sorry gentleman,
      you have a wrong idea of indian history.please read British Paramountacy And Indian Rennaissance prepared by Bhartiya Vidya Bhawan.Maharastra definately had a role and it should be respected but central india– Bihar bengal UP continued to be the centre of British Politics.
      Please do not post half baked and distorted history on net.Also please read The Men Who Ruled India by Percieval and Spear.

  129. SUSHIL said

    JIS TARAH BIHARI MADAR CHOD HETE HAIN, USHI TARAH GARWALI BHI MADARCHOT HETE HAI, SALE KOTHIYON MEIN BARTAN MAJTE HAI, UNJI AURTEN DHANDA KAWRATI HAIN, KABHI BHI BURARI AREA DELHI MEIN SANT NAGAR SE MUKTI ASHRAM DELHI-36 TAK SARE AAM ROAD PER HAMARE DOSTON KE SAAT MAUJ MASTI KARTI HUI MIL JATI HAIN, YADI KISI KO CHIKNI GARHWALIN KO CHODNA HO TO FIRI MEIN CHUT DILA DUNGA.
    KUMAO DIST ALMORA, KE JAYADAR LARKIYA, AURTEY CHUDAI KE DHANDEN MAIN MAST HAIN. AND PATI GHAR SE BAHAR REHTE HAIN, YA SHAM KE WAQAQT SARAB PEE KER MAST PARE REHTE HAIN. UNKI LUGARI ROAD PER GALIYON MEIN GHUMTI HUI GRAHAK PATATI MIL JAYANGI….

  130. jis tahar g.b road, delhi hai ushi tarah keshav nagar delhi bhi randiyo ke liye mashoor hai. yadi garhwalin chodni ho to nathu pura bus stand se lekar mukti ashram bus stand per chasma lagaye phone latkay saini hotel ke samne miliye.
    sasti chut sirf 50/- ful raat.
    sirf ek pak daru mein garwalin ke ghar mein bhi ladki aur pati ke samne bhi aap chudai ker sakte hain.

  131. akbar birbal aur madarchod mujrewali …..

    ——————————————————————————–

    Ek baar, Akbar ke darbar mein ek randi ne mujra kiya. Woh badi hi KATEELI NACHANIYA thi. Itni zor se naachi ke sabke lavde tan gaye.

    Akbar bahut khush ho gaya. Usne randi ko kaha, “Jamnabai, bol tujhe kya inaam chahiye meri jaan? Sona-chandi, heere-moti, jaageer…. kya chahiye, bol. Agar teri kisise dushmani ho to woh bhi bataa de……uski maa behen chod di jayegi.”

    Randi bahut khush hui muh maange inaam ki baat sunke. Par woh bahut hi bhenchod kism ki aurat thi. Uske gandu dimaag mein to kuch aur hi tha.

    Woh Akbar se boli, “Jahanpanah, jaan ki salaamati mile to kuch arz
    karoon”.

    Akbar waise hi uske naach pe bahut bhavuk ho gaya tha. Woh bola, “Jo marzi
    maang, Jamna darling.”

    Randi boli,”Jahanpanah, mujhe aapki raajgadi pe tatti karni hai.”

    Ek baar to Akbar ko samajh hi nahin aaya ki kya yeh randi ki GAAND BAWLI to nahin ho gayi? Lekin woh mana bhi nahin kar sakta tha….promise jo kar diya tha. Usne randi ko kuch aur maangne ke liye kaha, par randi bhi bahut seasoned campaigner thi…. woh nahin maani. Akbar bhi bechara kya karta, usne 15 din baad ki date dedi.

    Usne socha ki baad mein randi pe pressure dalwa ke cancel karwa dega, par bahen ki laudi maan ke tayyar nahin thi. Jab Tatti-day nazdeek aa gaya, Akbar ki gaand bahut zyaada phat gayi….usne us waqt Birbal ko yaad kiya.

    Usne Birbal se kaha ki ab mughal sultanat ki izzat usi ke haath mein
    hai. Birbal ne bhi Akbar ko promise kar diya ki chaahe use apni maa kyon na chudwaani pade, woh mughal sultanat ki izzat pe aanch nahin aane dega. Akbar bhi nischint ho gaya.

    Finally Tatti-day aa gaya. Akbar to raat bhar so bhi nahin saka.
    Bhenchod ki khud ki tatti band ho gayi. Subah -subah randi ne darbaar mein grand entrance maara. Kehne lagi, “Jahanpanah, main teen din se nahin hagi hoon… jaldi se raajgaddi pe haggi maarne ki vyawastha kijiye.”

    Akbar ne phatti gaand ke saath Birbal ki taraf dekha. Birbal to bahen
    ka lauda hasi has raha tha. Apni seat se khada hua aur bola, “Jamnabai, tumne tatti karne ki demand ki thi….so karo. Lekin agar ek boond bhi moot nikal aaya to yeh talwaar teri aur teri maa ki choot mein ghusa ke gaand se nikaal doonga….!! Bol manzoor hai?”

    Randi ko samajh aa gaya ki is baar uska paala kisi andu pandu se
    nahin, Birbal jaise gaandu se pada hai. Woh chupchaap uthi aur patli gali se ghar chali gayi………
    DON.UNDERWORLD

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  133. ashutosh bhise said

    I think you are absolutely right. Saale Bihari madarchod log to hote hi
    hi hain GAANDU. Apne bihar ko to Barbaad kar hi diya aur ab hamare Maharashtra ko bhi barbaad kar denge.
    Inki maa ka bhosda. Saale inhi logon ki vajah se hum aaj bhi third world nation kehlate hain. Aaj ki date me Bihari bhi apne aap ko bihar se bahar Bihari kehlwane me sharam mehsoos karte hain.
    Mere saath ek bihari ladka hai par use agar Bihari keh do to ek dum bura maan jata hai. “Bihari Gandu ghar se bahar gaand marwaata hai aur inki maa behne ki padosi gaand marte hain.”

  134. Darubaaz said

    Abe yedo…..

    Hindustaan mein subse jyada harami yeh saale punjabi hote hai. Inhone jitni gandagi failai hai kisi aur kaum ne nahi failai.
    Mumbai ka sabse jyada nuksan in logo ne hi kiya hai. Filmo mein gandagi, samaaj mein gandgi inhi logo ki den hai. Iska pata hum isi baat se laga sakte hai.. hamare desh ke subse bade dushman – pakistan mein bhi inhi punjabi musalmaano ne subse jyada bharat-virodhi kaam kiye hai. Aaj ISI mein, pak govt mein yahi saale pakistani punjaab ke suar hai. Hamare yaha ke punjabi bhi inhi saale ke bhai hai. Hindustaan mein jitne ‘refugee’ hai unme se 90% saale hybrid hai… sub musalmano ki tarah. Filmo mein dekh lo.. subse jyada musalmano ka lund kaun leta hai? Yahi saale punjabi randiya! sub ki sub musalmano se chudai ke liye mari jaa rahi hai!
    is liye.. bihariyo se jyada in punjabiyo se khatra hai mumbai walo ko.. inhe saale ko bhagao.. saath mein musalmano ko bhi.. yeh saale gande khoon ki paidaish hai. inka khoon ‘bhartiya’nahi hai.

    Jai Hind!

    • Punjabi said

      Madarchod Bihari,

      Teri maa ka bhosda phadun woh bhi thuk laga kar. Kya teri bahen kisi Punjabi se thukwa chuki hai. Sun madarchod randi ki santan Punjabi hi es desh ko chala rahe hain. Teri choti bahin ki chut marun. Desh mein jaydatar business Punjabi ke pass hi hai. Teri bap ki gand apne kutte se phadwaun. Salee madarchod desh ko hamne ajad kiya aur hamme hi gali de rahe ho. Teri bua ka bhosda apne fufa se chatwaoun. 10 bihari nam bata jusne desh ke liye jan di hogi. Salee teri maa ko vaseline laga kar chodun.

      • Jaankinaath_Madarchod said

        Punjabi ke maa ke boor ko kuta chata

      • Abhinav said

        sale samaj gaya tere ghar me sab kutton se hin chudwaten hain ………waise sale kutte k muth ki paidaish sale teri galti nai hai teri maa ne bataya nai hoga mangal pandey k bare me (us samay kutte se jo marwa rahi thi na ) mind it mai tere bare me bol raha hun tere pure punjab k bare me nahin…………..

        sayad tujhe pata nai hoga patna saheb k bare me……..

  135. ABHINAV ADITYA said

    here discussion started wid a funny joke and that wasn’t at all offensive but slowly discussion went bitter.in middle who ever wanted to stop he/she was pressed down .matter is not of bihari ,punjabi ,upians or marathis ,its the matter to think that this may lead to disintegration of our nation.some one told throw biharis out ,i ask why?? is it that bcz bihar is not developed comparing to others .so after throwing biharis out u will throw the left undeveloped and so on.
    baccha agar koi defect k saath paida hota hai to kya ma baap use phenk dete hain????
    haath ki har ungli ek jaisi nahi hoti..
    agar bihar se nafrat hai to prakash jha ki movie mat dekho,agar u p se nafrat hai to bacchan ki movie dekhna chor do aur agar maharastraians se nafrat hai tab to yar crcket match mein sachin k performance pe use chher up hi mat karo.
    Dr.rajendra prasad was first president of independent india and he
    was from bihar ,buddhism is followed in allthe parts of world but originated from bihar….and now when bihar is laging behind bcz of some reasons then u are discarding it..
    DESH K KISI BHI HISSEY SE NAFRAT HONA DESH DROH HAI

  136. Rahul said

    i like it

  137. Rahul said

    are matherchod biharito tumhalatar apalya aaichi sudhha kadar nahi re bhadyano ,tumchya aichi gand saka,kutte ki dum sidhi hi nahi hoti yah such hain

  138. Marcus said

    Till the time you guys keep pointing fingers at each other, and keep abusing one another..the purpose of the filthy politicians are fulfilled. thats what they want from you. never to unite. they need some issue to disunite you and keep you busy in such irrelevant issues. rise up people. see the motherland as one united country. we are all Indians. every state and people have their own history! if Maharashtra has Shivaji , Bihar had personalities like Chandragupta Maurya – who maintained world’s first largest and organized army and Ashoka, whose empire stretched to kandahar. nobody is smaller in history than anyone. consider yourself as one country one Goal – Development , Success and Security. kick those politician’s ass who dont even know the ABC of Indian History but make you fight on petty issues, drawing your attention away from the issues that really matter in national interest and make topics to gather votes for next scheduled election. Open your eyes please. see the truth.

  139. don said

    madahrchod bihari teri ma 20 rupye mai marwati hai

  140. baap said

    india mai sabse madharchdo bihari aur musalman hai sare bihariyo aur kattuo ki ma bahan ko pakad kar nanga karo and chod chod kar pagal kar do aur enki gand faad do

    • Jaankinaath_Madarchod said

      Kuki Teri Maa ko sare musulim ne choda hai re Aur teri behan me bhiri ka ghusa hai

    • bihari don said

      teri ma ke nahi teri bahin ke boor me choode madhar chod lagta tere pure parivar ko kisi bihari ne choda hai kya madharchod waise hi muslim ka blood garam hota jayda uchla to madharchod ghar me ghus ke tumhare sarre khandan ko chod dunga ………teri bahan ko chod ke tujhe mama aur tere bap ko nana bana dunga ye hai bihari ka power?

  141. From heart said

    Abe Marathiyo tumhari maa ki fuddi (ch**t) pe to kutte bhi mutne se pehle sochte hai ki sar chuka hai bhihario ke Jiwan dayi liquide se. To tum log chilla kyu rahe ho ki tumhari maa ko hum bihari hi chode. Salo Maa ko khud chodo aur behano ko bhejo taki pehle bihari chode bad me kutte bhi maje le sake aur tumhari kamai bhi ho sake.

  142. PEACE said

    Jitna gaali de lo jitna ladna hai ladd…rahna to saath me hi padega.

    Ye to india ka bad luck hai k yaha indian kam gujrati,marathi,bihari,tamil,kannad,mallu,assami,bengali,etc….jayada rahte hain.

    Terrorists are biggest fool who attack us thinking tehy ll divide us, if only they will leave us unharmed for 5 yrs. we ll ourself divide this country into diff country based on rich poor, language, color.

    We r indian only during india pakistan match, wen some pakistani terrorist call us a country of poor n hungry ppl.

  143. PEACE said

    This country needs a civil war…like it happened in US. uske baad sab theek ho jaega…

  144. ABHINAV ADITYA said

    YOU ARE RIGHT WE HAVE TO START CIVIL WAR SOON.BUT THESE STUPID PEOPLE WILL KEEP FIGHTING AMONG THEMSELVES.THEY DON’T EVEN WANT TO UNDERSTAND AND JUST ABUSE EACH OTHER.

  145. Chen Lee said

    I am Chen from Calcutta. Basically I am from Kunming region in China, however, I have been living in Calcutta for last 15 years.

    I am always surprised to see why Indians fail to look at bigger picture. I see Indians fighting themselves like some low level thieves, while China and other countries are taking the world by storm.

    Wake up guys! If you don’t want to, then get ready for another 300-400 years of slavery. Not by English though, it will be Chinese this time!

  146. Chen Lee said

    No comments to my previous message. Wondering where all the coward rats have disappeared.

  147. chen lee ki maa ki chut said

    u fukin chin havin a hieght of less than 4 feet,feel gr8 atleast wn indian wll chase u ,u atleast get a place 2 hide n your sisters ass nd n ur mothers big hole .one more thing if we indians take back the wealth taken by d busturd englandians from us another recession will start in d west. but u dont worry un chinese can gain wealth by sending ur sisters and mothers to us which is a part of ur religion being fukd y d indians(as buddha did 2 u)

  148. sikha ka bhonsda said

    sun sikha bhonsdiwali koi bhi bengali mard ko chun le(who are not hot enough as u mentnd) i promise u they can fuk u at any part of india(as u mentioned they hot only in bengal) and teri chut ki gali ko chowrasta bana denge aur puri bengal ki pani teri chut se pass hogi.fir teri khwaish hogi ki tuje tin boor mile.1)mutne k liye.2)bangal k mardo se chud wane ke liye,3)apni baap aur bhai se marwane ke liye.dere s a famous sayin n bengali “MAGIR GUDE NEI LOM MAGI DEOALE MARE BOM”..tujhe to chodenge teri ane wali gen v bangal se chut phatoange (agar tere bap aur bhai ne teri chut ko bhonsda na bana diya ho)

    • Bangali_Madarchod said

      Are Madarchod Bangali — Apni Bibi ko sahi se chod nahi sakta chala hai kisi aur ko chodne. Bangal me teri maa bahen sona gachi me chudati hai pata hai tumko.
      Sikha from delhi can show you so many story in C.R.Park randi ke

      • SIKHA KA BHOSDA said

        arz hai…
        1 din chamatkar ho gaya sikha bhosdi wali k dil mein suicide ka vichar agaya,dono tange faila k wo patri pe so gayi,dusri din news aayi,RAJDHANI EXPRESS kho gayi…….

        JAY BENGAL
        JAI NETAJI

      • JAI MAHARASTRA said

        SIKHA U MUST KNOW ANOTHER STORY….ye bangali sale bahut harami hote hai yeh sale delhi ki har non-bengali aurat ko chodte hai aur wo v unki husband k samne..aur unki husband sale itni namard hote hai ki wo wahi dekh k maza lete hain aur mutthi marte hain..mard sirf maharastra aur bengal mein milte hain ….so bachke rahiyo maharastriyan aur bangali a rahe hai

  149. ????? said

    wats goin on?

  150. chen lee ki maa ki chut said

    maa ki boor mein ghush gaya kya??

  151. BENGAL TIGER said

    kyun be sale sikha k bharwe????bengali se lat khaoge to dat jake ma k boor me girega aur ghar ja k dekho ge ma ka boor dat nikal ke has rahi he aur keh rahi hai bengal jindabad……….aur rahi sikha ki bat lagta hai ki wo sali boor randi teri behen hai ….aur rahi tum logo ki ma behen aur biwi ki baat tum sale kali randi ki aulad unhe to chod nehi pate ate hai bangali k pass aur kehti hai hume chodo……taki koi noble winner,criket captain ,oscar winner ko paida kar sake(kyunki wo savi bengali hai)….kyunki tum bharwo se to 1 tinka v nehin paida hota hai…sale sikha k boor k bal…….

    • Delhi People said

      Bangal me jakar teri maa ki boor mein moot dunga madarchod Bangali. Gand mein Guh nahi aur 100 suar(Pig) ko neuta de raha hai.

      Gand mein dum hai to delli me kuch bol ke dekh aisa peluga ki Mumbai ke maa ke boor me gush jayega

  152. SIKHA said

    MAIN HU DELHI KI SABSE BADI RANDI PLEASE MUJHE KOI CHODO…DELHI KE YE NAMARD MUJHE CHOD NEHI PATE YE SIRF APNI MAA AUR BEHEN KI CHUT SE PANI GIRANE ME BUSY REHETE HAIN. PLEASE BENGAL TIGER MUJHE AUR DELHI KI SABHI MAA BEHEN KO CHODO HAMARI BOOR SE PANI GIRAO….PLEASE BENGAL COME AUR HUMARI CHUT AUR GAND 1 KAR DO…..

    • Sikha from Dilli said

      Dekho Es bangali madarchod mera naam leke apni maa ki chut marwane aaya hai. Delhi me madarchodo bangali teri bhan di chudai hum karte hai. Teri maa di fudi Banagali ka rasgulla ka matlab apne baap se puch, tum bangali offer deto ho apni bibi chudai ke liye

      • BENGAL TIGER said

        kyun be bhosdi wali lagta hai koi bangali teri puri generation ko bich sarak pe nang dharang chudai ki hai teri boor ki chalni utar di hai…aur teri baap bhai dekh k mutthi mar rahe the kyunki ye sale dilli k bharwe to iske ilawa kuch kar nehi pate …..aur sale apni biwi ki kamna mitane k liye bangaliyo ko hire karte hain double paise se….kehte hain please humari biwi o ki boor ki mahina bandh karao tyaki wo pregnant bane aur humari gen age bade….kyunki ye namard to sale tinka v paida nehi kar sakte.ye to rahi deli mein tumhari maiyya chudne wali baat.rahi bengal ki baat to yahan pe to subha sam ye dilli ki bihari aurat e bangaliyo ko pareshan karte hai ki jab time mile ake hume chod jao kyunki humari saadi to namardo se hui hai…humare yahan ke rikshaw puller v dilli ki buisnesman ki wife ka bhosde mein dal ta hain …boor fatti tu kisi se v new alipore(kolkata) k kisse puch le ki yahan pe kaise bihari aurato k boor ki chalni se khela jata hai..bangali inki boor aur gand 1 karta hain jaise jaise NETAJI SUBHAS CHANDRA BOSE ne british ki ,ki thi.bolo JAI BENGAL
        jai NETAJI

      • JAI MAHARASTRA said

        lagta hain ki sikha ki aur puri dilli ki bhosda phad diya hain ye bangali……ab maharastra v chodega dilli k bihari o ko. a freind of mine from dilli told me dilli k bihari log apni biwi,maa,bahin ko maharastra bhej rahe hain bhsoda ki aag mitane k liye…..sikha tu v aaja my dog s waitin to piss on ur bloody bhosda

  153. ragav(INDIAN) said

    bhai log gali galoc kuch bhi karo profit to website ka hi hoga…
    i will not say what i am but i wanna say that dont divide among yourselves guys i love my nation and we should also
    for my personal information i am defense personal and i serve the nation…if we will not cooperate among ourselves then we can lead to a black future for our nation….

    • BENGAL TIGER said

      bengal tiger salutes your views…..JAI HIND.chod do duniya ki baki sare desh ko…ma behen 1 kar do salo ki

      • Sikha from Dilli said

        Sona Gacchi mein teri maa ka boor na phata to tum sale bangli apni maa ko dilli bhejte ho. Maa ki chudi Bangali and Mahrasthi sale gand marwaker apni maa ki boor marwane wale dilli ko bolega.

        Sale Bangali jaise Darne wala india mein koi nahi hota unka land only bangal mein khada hota hai

      • BENGAL TIGER said

        sikha chut marani 1 freedom fighter ka nam bata bihar se???? sale bengal se itni freedom fighter nikle hai ki ginte ginte tumhari aur pure bihar ki ma ka chut banjar ban jayga…humare yahan se-NETAJI,KHUDIRAM,SURYA SEN,BINAY BADAL DINESH,SURENDRA NATH,PRAFULLA CHAKI…..AND THE LIST CONTINUES….AUR TUMHARE YAHAN SE??? SALE NIKLENGE K KAISE PURA BIHAR TO ANGREJO K RAKHAIL THE….SUNLE BHOSDIWALI BENGALI,MARATHI AUR PUNJABI JAISE BRAVE RACE HAIN NEHIN INDIA MEIN….AUR RAHI TOHRI CHUT KI BAAT TO WO TO BHOSDA HO GAYA HAI..TUM SALO KI TO GHAR GHAR MEIN RANDI KHANA HOTA HAI…AUR TUMHARE BAAP BHAI TUMSE MARWA KAR PAISE KAMATA HAI….

      • JAI MAHARASTRA said

        ma kio bhosdi marathi,punjabi aur bangali na hote to desh ko azadi na milti…aur tum sabko angrejo ki gand dhona padta aur apni ma behen unse chudwani padti….randi sali

      • SiKha From Dilli said

        Are madarchod Bangali Naam to aise ginwa raha hai jaise ye sab tere baap ka naam hai.

        Aab jameen pe aa jaa sale aur apne naam pe chod apni bibi ko.

        Kab tak teri maa behan ko pahade hum aab to Apne lauda me tel laga

      • BENGAL TIGER said

        kyu re sikha baap choudi boor chud gayi na..1k v nam nehi bata payi.. boor randi apni ma se jake puch ki puri bihar ki paidaish bangal k lund se hui hai, apni ma ka boor dekh waha pe v bangal ka nam likha hain…aur sale hum to apni nam se apne biwi ko to chodte hi hai aur sath mein tum sab bihari aurato ki v chut ki chalni nikalte hai..apne baap se puch le ki teri ma ko bangal ne kaise choda tha..waise tum bihario mein to 1 baat hai bara bhai saadi karta aur chote sare bhai randwe ban kar bhabhi ko chodte hai…aur fir padosi …teri boor mein v teri bhai ne dala aur tere.baap ne. saale namard bihari “gand mein dum nehi hum kisi se kum nehi”……koi 1 famous chis bata bihar ki??? siwai waha k namardo ki jo pure desh se apne ma bahin aur biwi chudwate hai..

      • SiKha From Dilli (Bangali Gandu ko Pandu se Pyar) said

        Are Maa ki chut bangali, Sale randi para tum chalte ho teri maa behan ko hum dur dur se tokhene Aate hai, aur tum bhaiyo ko Chawani tamah kar chale jate hai.

        Gand mein dum hai Sona Gachi main jakar phela puchu apne baap ka naam

      • BENGAL TIGER said

        sikha bhosdi wali boor randi 1 baat sun kabhi bihar mein chudana band kar k sona gachi mein aja aur dekh ki yahan ki 90% randiya bihar ki hai..nawada,garhara. patna,samastipur,danapur…ki.sale inke baap ,bhai inko yahan bhejte hai chuda k paise kamane k liye..aur kuch khud ati hai kyonki bihari namard sale inhe chod nehi pate…tu v ajaiyo tohri chut v gand mein sama denge….aur 1 baat inke bharwe inke husband hi hote hai.aja bhosdi wali sath mein apne bihari namard pati,baap aur bhaiyo ko v leke aja tum bihariyo ki rehne aur khane ka intezam bangal kar dega.iske ilawa to bihari randwo se kuch aur hoga nehin……

  154. sale madharchodo bihari ko gali dete ho
    madharchod agar bihari nahi hota to teri bahan ko
    kon chodega esse sirf bihari ka lund pasand hai
    hame bhagaoge abhi to chup ke gand marwati hai
    hamari bhadki to ghar me ghus ke maa bahan chodunga
    hum to sann hai bihar ke

    • Pacca Bihri said

      ee bat tum apna maiya se puchna madarchod , Tumri maiya toh 5 rupea mein Punjabi se chudwati thi. Ham bhi bihari hoon aur 45 sal se mumbai mein rahta hoon. Puch Ravi-M from pathan se ki uski choti bahin ko kaisa choda hoon nhum

  155. re madharchod tora bahin ke boor me chode tora mausi ke boor me chode
    bahin se jaa ke puch ki bihari ka lund me kita dum hai ?panjabi bahut sundar hote
    hai issi liye hamara lund phisal jaata hai ek bihari sab panjabi ke boor pe bhari

    • Pacca Bihri said

      Re madarchod bhosdiwala. kahe tum bihari ka nam badnam karta hi. Huam mumbai mein 45 sal se rahta hoon aur tum jaisa madarachod ka wajah se hamra gand delhi,punjab mein bhi phat raha hai. madarchod patna ka dak bangla chowrahsta mein aakra tumri maiya ko chod denge. Ham bhi bihari hoon. puchna Ravi M from patna se ki usja chota bahin ko kaise chodo the.

      • BIHARI BABA said

        Kyon Re randiya wala Kyon teri maa ke boor ko kisi bihari me de phada.

        Teri gand kyon jalti hai jab koi bihari maharsahthi ki maa chodta hai.

      • BIHARI BABA said

        JO AURAT RAAT DIN GAAND MARA KAR BHI NA THAKE –RE CALLED AS “THAKRE”
        One who takes only BIHARIES LUND use “LELE” kahte hai.
        One who raped bye BIHARI called as “DIVEKAR”
        Jo Marathi SHERDIL BIHARI se chudwati hai use “WAGHMARE”kahte hain.
        jo pure BIHARI GAONWALO SE CHUDWATI HAI USE PYAR SE “GAONKAR” KAHTE HAIN
        JO BIHARI SE ACHHE DAM(MONEY) LEKAR CHUDWATI HAIN CALLED AS “DAMLE”
        JO COOL BIHARI SE MARWATI HAI AUR MARANE KI ICHHA RAKHATI HAI CALLED AS “KULKARNI”
        JO DIN AUR RAAT SIRF MARWANE KE CHAKKAR ME RAHE CALLED AS “MARNE”
        JO KHAYALO ME BHI SIRF BIHARI LUND CHAHTI HAI CALLED AS “ VICHRE”
        JISKE GAAND ME TAMBA DALE BIHARI O HAI “TAMBE”
        JISKI MAA LOKHAND SE GAAND MARAYE “LOKHANDE”

      • BIHARI BABA said

        Marathiyon ki maa me saini ka lund ghusa…lund ghusa…lund ghusa……lund ghusa…..lund ghusa.

        Marathiyon ki maa ka chut fata…fata….fata..fata..fata..fata..fata..fata..fata.
        Oye ma fata gaya re.

        Sansar me jitne bhi prani hai (hathi, ghore, sandh. etc)sare ka lund aik sath marathiyo ke maa ke chut me jab gaya to tum marathiyon ka janm huya. is prakar tumahar naam marathi rakha gaya.

        JAI BIHAR

      • JAI MAHARASTRA said

        A Bihari was working in Mumbai and he did not meet this wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna (Bihar ).

        At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had
        delivered a son.

        His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this “Happy event” happened when he had not seen his wife for four years…

        The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

        The colleagues asked him, “What name will you give to the son?”

        The man explained, “If its the second neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be “DWIVEDI”;

        If it is the third neighbour then it would be “TRIVEDI”,

        If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be “CHATURVEDI”;

        If its the fifth neighbour then it would be “PANDEY”…

        After listening to this, questions followed.

        What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
        “Then the boy would be named “MISHRA”…

        And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
        Then it would be “SHARMA”…

        But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?
        Then the name of the child would be “GUPTA”…

        If she does not remember the name then?
        “It is YAAD-AV”

        But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
        Then it will be named “DOSHI”…

        Finally, if the child happened because of wife’s burning desire?
        Then he will be named “JOSHI”…

        And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?
        “DESHPANDEY.”

      • RAVI PATNA said

        Tumari maa ka boor chood raha tha aur bhol gaye ki tumko peda kar chod diya aab tu apna bhan chod ki maa chod humko itena time nahi ki teri maa ki boor mein mute

    • JAI MAHARASTRA said

      bihari ki maiyaa choda kisne??????????? MARATHIYO NE…..

  156. BIHARI BABA said

    Sunn re ek gana maki chudi

    Marathiyon ki maa me saini ka lund ghusa…lund ghusa…lund ghusa……lund ghusa…..lund ghusa.

    Marathiyon ki maa ka chut fata…fata….fata..fata..fata..fata..fata..fata..fata.
    Oye ma fata gaya re.

    Sansar me jitne bhi prani hai (hathi, ghore, sandh. etc)sare ka lund aik sath marathiyo ke maa ke chut me jab gaya to tum marathiyon ka janm huya. is prakar tumahar naam marathi rakha gaya.

    JAI BIHAR

  157. keshar said

    Bihar and Maharshtra both are inseparable part of our body India.
    Such mails are simply bringing shame to name of our India.
    DEAR FRIENDS CAN WE STOP IT.
    MAY GOD BLESS US WITH MORE TOLERANCE AND WISDOM

  158. india is d best said

    be kya hum jhagad rahed he bihar aur maharastra k liye….wo dono iss desh bharat ke states he….

    wel n idea u substitute name of firangi instead of bihari………….

  159. jay maharashtra said

    bhaiyachya aayachi gand.tyanchya gandit banbu takun haklun dila pahije up biharala.madarchot bhadvyanchi oullad.marathi mansa baddal kahi bollat tar tumchi aaizaun taku rai cha tel laun.sarvani bola bhaiyanchya aaichi gand……..

  160. dharmendra said

    what the hell is being done here ??? i suppose say Hindustan hamara hai ! what if this site seen by a foreigner ??????
    sharm aani chahiye tum sabko in comments par sab bolo hindustan zindabaad.

  161. MARATHI KI MAA CHUD RAHI HAI KOI BACHO,,,, said

    saare marathi k maa ki chut me raj and bal thakray ka loose land,,,,,,,,, punjabi and suwar k bachche hi achche,,,,,, JAI BANGLA,,,,,,,,,,,,, EAST INDIAN JINDABAD,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  162. BALATKARI BABA,,,, said

    RAAJ AND BAL K GAAND ME MERA 9 INCH KA LAMBA MOTA KALa LAND,,,,,,,,,,,,, GAAND PHADNE KA CHALLANGE,,,,,,,,,,,,, AND THEN GAAND SE GU K BADLE KHOON KI BARSAAT,,,,,,,,, SAARA MARATHI KHOON CHATEGA,,,,,,,,, HAI BANGLA,,,,,,,,,, NORTH INDIAN JINDABAD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  163. ***jay maharashtra*** said

    tumare bap ne ya phir padosi ne bhi tuhmare maa ki gaand phadi thi kya? jo tum aise paida huye!!!!! tuhmare maa ke gaand se gu ke vajah khun nikalta hai kya? to fhir gu kahase nikalta hai? muhse na…..? tuhmare bap ne ya phir padosi ne tuhmari ma ki gaand nahi phadi ho to tum hi phad dena kyunki tume bada shouk hai na gaand phande ka!!!!!! sath hi apne bahen , bhai aur bap ki bhi phad dena!!!!acchi tarah phad dena….tumare 9 se nahi phati to ghode(horse) ka dal dena….par phad hi dena…….tuzya aayachi gand…….***jay maharashtra***

  164. SiKha From Dilli (Bangali Gandu ko Pandu se Pyar) said

    RAAJ AND BAL K GAAND ME MERA 9 INCH KA LAMBA MOTA KALa LAND,,,,,,,,,,,,, GAAND PHADNE KA CHALLANGE,,,,,,,,,,,,, AND THEN GAAND SE GU K BADLE KHOON KI BARSAAT,,,,,,,,, SAARA MARATHI KHOON CHATEGA,,,,,,,,, HAI BANGLA,,,,,,,,,, NORTH INDIAN JINDABAD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  165. Bihari Madarchod said

    1. Har Bihari Madarchod hai,
    2. Har Bihri ladki Randi hoti hai.
    3. Har Bihari ke 2 baap hote hain.
    4. Har Bihari desh ka gaddar hai.
    5. Agar aap ek taraf Imandari ke 1 crore rupiah aur dusri taraf baimani ka ek lakh rakh denge. Toh yeh madarchod baimani ka ek lakh rupiah ki tarf hi jayega. Kyuonki har bihari Baiman hai.
    6. Har Bihari Ladki Punjabi se gand marwati hai.
    7. Har Bihari choe hai.

    • ek bihari said said

      mujhe bhi marathio ko chodne ka maan kar raha hain main bhi aa raha hu mumbai chodane.rahi baat bihari ki to sun hamare log dunia ke kone kone m phaile.our hum maharastra main v rah kar tumhari lete hain gaar m dam hain to bihar aa kar dekh saale.ghar ka kutta ghar main jyada bhokta h madhar chod.bihari hundustan pe sasan karta h.jis tarah angrage aaye aur sasan kar ke chale gaye hum v marahtiyo ko chod kar chale ange.don’t worry.

      madhar chod angreg ki najayaj oulad.hundustan ko hindustan ko bihar,up aur bangal woalo ne hiajad karaya hain.

      jay hind jay bharat

      • pacca bihari said

        aaaeee eee tum kya bol raha hai. baklol ka aulad. tum mumbai kahe ko aa raha hai. hiyan par kya maa chudwana hai kya tumko. aur suno hum 45 sal se mumbai me rah raha hoon.

        Suno bhosdi wala hiyan par mat aana nahin toh aaajkal ee log punjabi se hamari maa chudwate hain.

        jai bihar

  166. anand said said

    re marathi madharch0o teri maa ka boor me bans karo teri ma ka boor me hanthi ka laura karo teri ma boor me bf banau randi aur bharue k aulad teri bahan 50 rupye me chudwati hai? madharcho 10rupye se rate badha diya behanchod jayada customer ho gaya hai ka.
    from bihari teri maa bahan pe bhari usi ko chhod kar utarenge teri udhari.

  167. Bihari said

    sale marathi …………
    abe tumlog ki 3 ladkiyan to maine pune mein chodi ……. kasam se bahut tharki hoti hain marathi ladkiyan………….. waise majedaar bhi …….
    sharam karo inme se 2 ko kisi ne nahi choda tha abhi tak …?? abe lund nahi hai kya tumlogon ke paas ? ya mere liye hi choda tha ?

    • hubli said

      kay re? sale harani. mahari state main hata hai. fir gutka chabata hai, fir idhar udhar thuktha . hamare bhoomi par paise kamata hai or fir atank machata hai. chori karta hai. sale go bak to cow dung bihar

  168. marathi-bihari said

    Friends … please stop all non sense dialogs … we all are same yaar … we all have to live our lives … can’t we leave without blaming each other ?? this is our effort that help us in serviving ant not the “BHAIYAS”,”BIHARIS” and “MARATHIS” … request you all please stop all these things and see your carrier and future… there is nothing in up-bihar-maharastra. each and every state has it’s own tradition and the person, comming from out side, have to bind with them upto certain extent. friends please feel yourseves as indians otherwise we have to face another “EAST-INDIA” very soon … please friends come together for a better tommorrow …

  169. Bihari madarchod said

    bihari gaand marwate e sale ganduchod chutarchod behan ki gandchodar sale lund ke bukhar.

    • ek bat to saf hai tera baap bihari hoga or teri ma marathi (randi) isiliye aisa bol raha hai.are madarchod aaps me ladna band kar.kaha gaya tha THAKRE jab HOTEL TAJ pe hamla hua tha ghar se nikla nahi madarchod.ladna hai to NETA(randi ka aoulad) se lado.

      ek bat or sunle re behan ka bhodnsa jis din bihari mud me aa gaya us din pure maharastra me ek ek ghar me ghus k sab aourat ka gand mar lega
      is liye bata rahe hai beta apni maa ka gand or chut salamat chahta hai to bihari ko ijjat de.BIHARI HAI TO BHARAT HAI…………

      JAI BIHAR JAY BHARAT………BIHARI JINDABAD.

  170. marathi-bihari said

    friends plzzzz….stop all these….please respect each other and also other’s sisters and mothers as you do for your own …. please accept each other and forget all the “KARWAHAT” this year …. come together friends … wishing you all a very happy new year 2011…

  171. Pacca Bihari said

    Aee, Ab hum aa gaya hoon. kouno chinta nahin karne ka. Hum bhi Bihari hoon aur 45 sal se mumbai mein rehta hoon. Are Ravi M from Patna lagta hai ki apna maa chuda raha hai. Uska gand mein hum bhi lund dal diya tha.

    • Delhi People said

      Madarchod 45 sal se apna maa chuda raha hai aur Khata hai 45 sal se mumbai mein rehta hoon.

      Band kar apni maa chudaii ka khel

      • Pacca Bihari said

        Arre bhaiya kya bat hai. Tumra gand kahe ko phat raha hai. Hum se panga mat lena. Ham 45 sal se mumbai mein rahta hoon. Samjhe. Aur aap ko kya bolna aap toh hamara papa ke saman hai. OO bhi aaphi ke tarah madarchod no 1 hai.

        Parnam.

  172. marathi-bihari said

    friends … please don’t respond to these nonsense messages… it seems these posting are not done by any marathi or any bihari but posted by some one else who want both to fight …. just ignore these messages …

  173. Surya Singh Rajput direct from BODHGAYA, BIHAR said

    India’s 1st NALANDA UNIVERSITY, Dr. Rajendra Prasad, Samrat ASHOKA, Veer Kunwar Singh, M.S. Dhoni, Shatrughna Sinha, Shekhar Suman, Prakash Jha, Manoj Vajpayee, Loksabha Adyaksha Meera Kumar, Shri Nitish Kumar are Notable person of Bihar. Aur ha ab bihar ka vikas aur state ki tulna mein sabse jyada ho raha hai, pata laga lena…

  174. Raman mishra said

    Bihariyo ko gaali dene se mumbai ka problme solve nahi ho sakta.. Maharashtra ya mumbai kisi ki jagir nahi hai.. Hindustan ke tukde karwane wale jinna ke shabdo k tarah m.n.s presdient k tewar deshvirodhi hai.. Unhe apni galtiyo k liye janta se maafi mangni chahiye or india ab castism poltics ko bardasht nahi kar sakta.. Budhijeevi maratha yuva meri baaton se sehmat honge iski mai ummid karta hu.. Ye desh apne har bete ko saman roop se pyar karti hai chahet wo kisi bhi state ka ho.. Maharashtra india ka dil hai or dil ki awaz pura desh sunta hai lekin pure bharat maata k jism me base hue kisi bhi state par chot kar hum apni maa ko taklif nahi pahuchne denge ye humara farz hai ki hum apni maa ka kaise dekhbhal kare…

  175. santosh bhalerao said

    tumchya aila tmchya randichyano,tumchya gandila satat kide laglele astat

  176. santosh bhalerao said

    randkichya biharino tumchya gandila dhur.tumchya mayla tar tumchya,he bandya thamb tu thamb,biharibhosdiche tyanchya gandit lal lal zende

  177. marathi-bihari said

    friends … let’s unite with each other …. i know some of us are more interested in fighting between biharis and marathis … please don’t respond nonsense messages… these people are good for nothing … they don’t have other work but to abuse others and making fun out of that … these are the seek people who don’t have any aim in their life … neighter do they develop nor can see some one developing…. i request all the true marathis and biharis (not them who show themselves as marathi/bihari) … please don’t respond to their messages….they are the dirty minds who don’t think any thng than fight …. i don’t know what they get in doing this ….mentaly seek persons … they have not got proper care from their family that’s why they can’t see loving people each other … also they are deserving one to be haterated …. i request all biharis and marathis … please please come together and b united ….

  178. Bihari said

    Madarchodo saalo maa ke loudo tumhari maa ki chut Jai fuddi jai chut jai lund hahahahahaaha

  179. Indian said

    bihari said,

    Kisi ki maa gali ke kabil nahi hoti haan bache butgaye,Kyon kyonki ki Logon ko apne upar ya apni salhayat ko upar bharos nahi hai.Agar hum Wali baat nahi khatam hui to shayad wo kabhi uper nahi uth skaga.socho agar Amabani kahin se bahar aakar aur Mittal Bahar jakar richest ban sakte hain aur ek chaiwala ka beta IAS topper ban sakta hai to Phir aap kyon nahi.

  180. marathi-bihari said

    shame on u people who don’t respect other’s mothers and sisters. friends … let them shout … don’t care about dog’s barking…let them shout …. perhaps they behave in same manner with their own mother and sister …. thats why they don’t know how to behave with their family … ignore those people who use to speak bad words about their mother and sister … i wanted to ask these iditos … if their mother would not have been there … frm where did they come out ??? idiots u would not have lived if ur mother had not feeded u … and u don’t know the meaning of MOTHER.. rascals … if u can’t respect ur mother and sister …how come u respects others… i am not blaming about their family….because AGAR BACCHEY HI NALAYAK NIKAL JAYE TO IIS MAY MAA BAAP KA KYA DOSH ….

  181. BABA FRENKY from MATHURA , birth place of loard Krishna...!!! said

    BABA FRENKY ka sabko pyar bhara Namashkar…!!!

    [ December 3, 2007 at 11:11 am ] ko Arambh hue, iss mahabharat to dekh kr, Mujhe amulya gyan prapt hua, jishko main kisi anya jagah se prapt nhi kr sakta tha. Main bhi marathi-bihari aur indian se sehmat hu,
    “Subha ka bhula sham ko ghar lout aye, to use Bhula nhi kehte”

    Anybody will no abusing here, Last one now……….
    Andi, Bandi, Sandi,
    Abb kisi ne gali di to Thakre ki ma Randi…..!!!
    .
    .
    Sory….Sory…..Sory…..!!!
    .
    .
    Galti hoo gyi… Abb sahi type hai……
    .
    .
    Andi, Bandi, Sandi,
    Abb kisi ne gali di to Ushki ma Randi…..!!!
    .
    .
    JOor se bolo RADHYE-RADHYE

    and all of u HAPPY HOLI

    Your most welcome at MATHURA [ full enjoy of HOLI ]

  182. marathi-bihari said

    hhheeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy………indiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn……………………

  183. tum logon ko sarm nahi aati hai aapas me hi gaali galoge karte ho…..matalb v pata hai bihar ka ,maharastra ka aapne aap ko indin kahte ho saale…kya isi din ke liye bapu ,bhagat singh ,subhas chandra ji logon ne des ke lye aapni jaan di thi ki haam aaps mai hi lade ,gaali galoge karen….kisi v 1 rashtra ko gaali dena , kisi k v maa ko gaali dena matlb puri india ko gaali dena hai…saalon tum log indian nahi ho sakte tum log ghuspetye ho….kameeno….mai puchta hoon ki tum log itne ande hio saalon dikhata nahi saab raajniti hai saale kamine raaj thakre jaise neta hame aaps mai ldate hain….chahe wo hamare bihar ka laloo hi kyon na ho…sab saale raajnitee hai kamine to wo log hain…aur ham v unki sur mai sive sena…bajrang dal…wah wah karte hain….abe yahi kaam hai sive aur bajrang ka…agar tum log sach mai indian ho to sarm aati haio mujhe ki mai v 1 indin hon…

  184. Mayank said

    hellloooo

  185. ashok tewani said

    Jiski gaand me dande se chudai ki– dandekar
    jiski maa ki raid maar li–redekar
    jiski maa ka bhosra sabde bada- bhosde
    jisji maa sabka lauda choosti hai– laad
    juski maa ki chudai poore patna ne ki-paithenkar
    jisko maa ki choot me pimple- pimple
    jo aapni maa ko randi bana ke becha- bharhwe
    jiski maa k osabne choda – chodlekar ( joglekar)
    jiska baad rooj gaand marwata hai- gaandmaarakar

    jai maharastra
    jai madarchod marathi manoos…

  186. ashok tewani said

    kiski maa sabki eti hai aur jiski choot poori duniyan leti hai- Lele
    jo apni maa ki gaand se nikla – Gawde
    Jiski maa public me tatti karti hai – Katti
    Kiski maa ka choot sabse kala ( torch jala ke chudai karna parta hai) – Kale
    jiski maa ko chaar logon ne choda- Chaubal
    Jisko maa ko haath/ungli se choda- bhujbal
    Jiski maa ko muh me choda- deshmukh

    Jai maharasta..jai madarchod marathi manoos…madarchod marathi..wait for more

  187. bihari-marathi said

    Ashok…what did u get after saying wrong for marathis…rascal…moron…u ll never know the meaning of MOTHER… u r saying about marathi’s mother … what if some one says about your mother…u bloody moron…try to respect the value of relations…idiot…r u educated ??friends…now u can think who is actually behind all the fights…it is Ashok sort of morons who just excite others to fight…friends let dogs bark…please don’t pay attention to these dogs…these rascals are good for nothing…Ashok…days have gone when people like you created problems between communities…bastard…go n try to respect MOTHER…bloody…moron…

  188. ADARSH said

    my self is a bihari
    BUT FIRSTLY WE R INDIANS WE SHOULD NOT DISCRIMINATE EACH OTHER ON THE BASIS OF REGION.
    IF WE WILL LIVE UNITELY{all indians} NO ONE CAN HURT US.
    AGAR AAPKO YAAD HOGA TO BATATA HU KI MUMBAI HAMLA ME KA JO NSG THE WO NA KOI MARATHI THA NA HI KOI BIHARI THEY ALL WERE INDIANS.
    US HAMLE ME KOI V POLITICIAN KYO NAHI NIKLA ATANKBADIYO KA SAMNA KARNE EVERY ONE WAS IN THEIR HOME.
    ISILIYE KAHTA HU YE SARE POLITICIANS MADHARCHOD HOTE HAI(except some) jo hame lada kar apna profit karte hai.
    so please dont quareel with each other because every inadians are bro -sis.live together.

    AUR BIHARI AGAR GANDE HAI TO UNHE PYAR SE SUDHARE.(as like gandhi ji non- violence.)

    thanks.

  189. bihari-marathi said

    adarsh…we respect your thoughts..THERE IS NOTHING LIKE PEOPLE FROM BIHAR ARE BAD…any living being who feels insecure will behave ackwardly..we have to support each other…friends..help each other in making our lives simple…we feel bad if an Indian is insulted in foreign but at that time we have never thought how we have behaved with people from different states in our nation itself…then why do we worry when our neighbor countries humiliate us…friends it’s politician who have made us to go away from our mother land and put our family away from ourselves…i feel very sad when one of my friend could not meet his father who was dying from cancer…he was not there when his father closed his eyes…do we have anyone amongst us who don’t want to see there family in with them…but we are not able to make this possible … most parents are alone because their children are away from them only because of job…have we ever thought about the parents who are need of there children in last stage of their life and due to job problem people are away from them…friends accept all with open heart….have a nice day…with a nice tomorrow….

  190. Indian said

    Arre dear Paaca Bihari where are you. we are missing you a lot. come soon dear.

  191. bihari-marathi said

    Wishing all successful BIHARI IITIANS allll dddddd bessssssssssssssttttttttttttt 4 tttttthheeiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrr ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttuuuuuuuuuurrrre…………….

  192. ATUL JAI MAHARASHTRA said

    sale bihari lundfakir hote hai.sale ek number ke chor hai.upar jo such likha hai o padke gand me mirchi lagi kya…..sale bhadve ki oullad. JAI MAHARASHTRA

    • mukes said

      madarchod atul maharashtra ke aaurato ka bur to mulaym hoti he leki tu bahut teda hei aur teri land v teda hei isliy tu to janamte hi aapni maa yani bihario ke marathi rakhel ko choda hoga

  193. C S Prasad said

    ulloooo ke chaerko tum bihariyo se pit kar hi manoige

  194. Atul Prasad said

    ATUL Sir and Prasad Sir, do one thing…meet each other and show your power…… aisa lagta hai ki tum dono k pass koi kaam nahi hai …mentaly seek dogs…what do you do ?? are you still jobless and eating your family earning like parasites ?? life bhar baap ka ho khaogey ya kuch karogey bhi….demmag may BULLSHIT k alawa kuch aur nahi bhara hai kya ??? life ka koi moto nahi rah gaya hai kya ?? tum dono na to bihari ho aur na hi marathi…. GET WELL SOON MAMU…..

    • C S PRASAD said

      tere paas to abhut kaam hai to yaha kyon marwa raha hai

      • abc said

        CS bhaiya gandu…gandu….gandu…bhaiya yaha apni marwaney aatey hai…bhaiya gandu … gandu…cs bhaiya gandu….gandu gandu….bhaiya apni marwatey hai yaha…bhaiya gandu…bhaiya gandu…..

      • C S Prasad said

        bhadwe Abc tu kaha se yaha marwane chala aaya tere ko jo itni khuchhli maar rahi hai

  195. abc said

    Cs bhaiya ko jali..bhaiya gandu..bhaiya gandu…

  196. amarjit kumar said

    its finally over. all indians are equal. but everyones thought nd upbringing differs. a joke is a joke. but region should nt hav come in between. i initially thought of writing somethng bad bt a fact but finally there is some sense in the later half of the comments. politicians will do anythng to gain advantage. whether bihari, marathi, punjabi or any other regional leader. we r young and we can change all the bad feelings. we shout because we r denied our rights by manipulating political people. they dont deserve t b a leader. WE DO. Freinds if we can comment so much. why cant we help each other and help this country have a greater say in this World’s economy and other aspects and can proudly say “WE ARE PROUND TO BE INDIANS” .
    No bad feelings for my marathi or any other indian friends.

    Jai Hind

  197. atul jay maharashtra said

    mukesh our c s prasad tum dono bhadve ki aullad ho ye tumari bato se pata chalta hai. salo khudpar itna garv hai na to aapni mma ko up aur bihar me jake chodo.sale marathi logo ke mma ko chodne ki baat karte hai. salo tumara lund kat ke kutto ko khila denge. pahle apne biwi ko chodna shiko.sale aapne biwi ko bajuvale se , bhai aur bap se bhi chudvate hai aur marathi logo ki maa ko chodne ki bat karte hai. sale bhadve…..mukesh tu apne mma se jake puch tera asali bap koun hai? sala bhadva……

    • sam said

      Marathis are good servents only.They work in the comanies run by marwaris,punjabi, sindhi and Gujarati.One of my marwari friends told me a proverb “Jay Maharastra tumcha , bartan dhowo Aapcha.

  198. ravi munda said

    Mai Bihari nahi hun,i’am frm jharkhand ! Mujhe marathiyo se bhi problem nahi hai! But dis is fact k marathis are damn chutiya type of persons! Pure India ka survey karo sare nikkame wahi se niklenge ! Koi itna kamchor kaise ho sakta hai! Sale poty se akar hath pair bhi nahi dhote..jahil kahinke ! Sanskar naam ki koi chiz nahi hai,maa baap se aise bolte hai jaise, apne parents ko woh pal rahe hai!dats y educated marathi gals hum jharkhand delhi n north k ladko se chipakti hai! Cos u marathi boys are simply yuk sale chindi chor hote hai!
    Jai bharat
    jai jharkhand

  199. ravi munda said

    thakre ki beti ko thokre. Sali moti pigni!

  200. bhaiya 4m bihar said

    bhaiya 4m bihar mere paas ek joke hai taiyar, ye madherchod marathi hote hai bekar.
    Aab aage sune ek marathi gaya nepal..ek nepali ne pucha 4m wr u r..?
    Ush madherchod ne reply diya i’m marathi ..nepali pucha kitne me bahan chod ne reply diya jai maharashtra free me.
    Aab thodi history jaan lo ye madherchod shiva ji naam ka jo chutiya tha savi marathi aurat k jhant ka baal nikal kar dadhi mooch rakhta tha kutte ko ek katue ne apna kata lund gand me daal kar gand mara ki gand fat kar gate way of india ho gaya jahan par jane k baad sab marathi uski fati gand ko aankh fad fad kar dekhte hai.
    Aab ek poem..ek laalo tha gawar marathiyo ki gand mare baar baar.
    Gand fate to khaye gawar kyon bahan chudane ka hai inka byapaar ..
    Chod kar maja le lo bhaiyon aur jor se bolo jai bihar.

    Dhamki,
    aab agar kisi madhechod ki gand me khujali hui to apne chutiye shiva ji ko yaad karna aur uski fati gand k dard ko mahsoos karna aur agar fir v gand me dum ho to madherchodon pahle apne bahan ko jis se tum sadi kar lete ho ush kothe par bithana aur kisi bihari ko uska pahla grahak banana dhandha thik chalega.
    Samajhe na boor k baal, bahan ka gana shiv sena, teri ma ki chut teri bahan k boor ka hadi tod dunga chod chod k aur bihari ko gali deta hai bihari wo hai jo teri ma ko andhere me chod kar gaya hai aur tumhe aaj tak apne baap ka naam nahi pata hai ish liye ganesh bhagwan ko ganpati bapa kahta hai.
    Chol ek baat to clear hua hum sirf tumhare bhaiya nahi papa v hai.
    Jo ma se period ka date pooch k rakh chodne aa raha hoon.

  201. anish thakkar said

    madherchod thakre….ub kya bolega tum….madherchod…tum logo k pass garibo ko blame karney k alawa koi aur kaam nahi hai kya ?? saley bala LAUDA thakrey,Uddhav thakrey, raj thakrey … tum chutiye saley har baat k liye “PRAVASHI” ko hi jimmedaar batatey ho … bahenchod…tum salo hamesa garibo ko hi paresaan kartey ho…hai agar tumhari gaand may dum to iin aatankiyo ko roko na…chutiyo salo…tumhari gaand may kitna buta hai pata chal jayega… MADHERCHODO YADI SAREY PRAVASHI MAHARASTRA CHOR K CHALEY JAYENGEY TO TUM BHADWEY KYA KAROGEY???? randi ki aulado … abhi bhi time hai sudhar jao …tumharey pass hai hi kya ki saan say lauda utha k boltey chaltey ho “MI MARATHI”… investment bhi dusrey states ka(mainly hamare)…technology bhi dusrey state ki(mainly UP Bihar)…tumhara hai hi kya chutiyon… phaltu ka ghamand choro nahi to agara baher waley chaley gaye na to “MARATHA” “MARATHA” chilllatey rahna … madherchod ….

    • C S Prasad said

      bihar ki jai

      • abc said

        aa gaye bhaiya phir apni marwaney….bhaiya eek number k gandu insaan hai…oon ki gaand saant nahi baith sakti…bahut deen ho gaye marwaye huye…aa gaye gandu bhaiya apni marwaney…

      • c s prasad said

        Kya karo bhaiya bahut dino se tumhari bahan ko chod raha tha isliye der ho gayi aane me ab tumhari gaan ko phadoonga dekho phat gayi aur aag sulag rahi hai

      • abc said

        CS prasad…mai to eek nek insaan u …tmhari bahen ko hi apni bahen maan raha tha…lakin tum to bahut barey waley BAHENCHO nikley … apni hi bahen ko chod diya……madherchod…tumharey khandaan may apni hi bahen betiyo ko chodney ka rewaaz hai kya?? lagta bhi aisa hi hai…nahi to tum itney barey harami ki aulaad nahi hotey…madher chod tu apne baap ki paidayish hai ya apney mama ki …. ja apni maa say pooch k aa….teri rewaaz k mutabeek tu apni mama ka hi paidayish hoga…..pooch apni maa say…jarur terey mama ney teri maa ko choda hoga…tabhi terey jaisa bahenchod gandu paida hua hai…aur haann… apni bahen ko aur mat chod…wo kisi aur say chudney k liye paida hui hai madherchod….sadi kar dey oos ki…apni bahen ko pelney may sharam nahi aayi ????

        Dosto … prasaad oos jati ka title hota hai jo sab cast ka hibrid hai…iin salo ko rajput,pandit …sab ka title mila hua hai…ye saley hai hi oos jaat k jo auro k pelney say paida huyi hai….chaudhary,prasaad,thakur…sab mil jayengey iis gandu ki jaat may….

      • CS PRASAD said

        Bhootni ke bhoot teri maa ki chut usme diya moot ab kutte tu mat bhokana nahi teri khandan ki nasal hi bigaad doonga

  202. Rahul said

    Mahachodrastra! Sachin Tenchodkar ko sare Maharashtrian chod ke uski land se jhadu lagate hain!
    M=madhachod
    A=awara
    H=Harami
    A=awara
    R=Randi
    S=sex karne wale
    H=harami
    T=talli
    R=randi
    A=awara!!!!
    I am an Bihari!

    • Devanshu kumar said

      and marathi

      M-muth marne wale
      A-awara
      R-rundi baaz
      A-ande dene wale
      T-thurki
      H-haram ki aulad
      I- insaan ke naam per kalank

  203. ravi desmukh said

    JAI MAHARASHTRA

    DEAR FRIENDS IT IS ALL MASSAGES ARE PART OF JOKE, ISLIYE SABHI BIHARI BHAI DIL PE MAT LE YAAR, ARE MARATHI AUR PUNJABI AUR OTHER LOG JO TUMHE MARTE HAI,UNHE PATA NAHI TUM KITNE MULTIUSER PARANI HO. EXAMPLE : 1] BIHARI LOG 1 LTR. SARSO/MASTERED KA OIL, KHANA BANANE ,DEH ME LAGANE AUR USHI OIL SE PUJA KARNE ME ISTMAL KARTE HAI. 2] LOTA : YE SUBAH EK LOTA SE MUH DHOTE HAI, PHIR US SE GAND BHI DHOTE HAI,, PHIR US NAHATE BHI HAI, AUR PHIR US HI LOTE SE PUJA BHI KARTE HAI. TO BIHARI HAI NA BUDHIMAAN. HA EK BAT HAI YE KOKROCH KI TARAH HOTE HAI, JANHA EK DIKHA SAMJHO KUCH DIN BAAD WAHAN PHIR KOKROCH HI KOKROCH.

    • Devanshu kumar said

      bete ravi pure bihar ne teri maa ko chodha itni mehnat se.aur teri maa ne itna bhi nai kiya ki tujhe cockroach ka spelling sikhaaa sake.mujhe to kehne me bhi sharm aati hai.rundi se bhi jo bura word hai woh teri maa hai.sale dooogle

      • vivek gaurav said

        beta devanshu….. pata nahi tu kis cockroach dev ka paidaish hai…. saale ye baat maan lo k jahaan pe ek bihari aa gaya wahan kuch hi dino me bihariyo ka mohalla bana dete ho… ye to angrezo ki chaal thi ab bihari apna rahe hai.. lagta ha anrgrezo ka lund bihariyo pe bhari pada hai…. ek baat saaf jaan lo.. agar tum log sacche insaan hote to kabhi apna janm bhoomi chod kar doosro ke jagah aakar apna gaand nhi marvate… agar bihariyo ke gand me dum hai to wo wohi bihar me reh k bihar ki unnati kare.. tab maanenge bihar me madarchod nhi rehte.. warna ye saaabit ho jayega ki bihari apne hi ma behen ko chod kemaharashtra aate hai sar chupane k liye

    • faceoff said

      Marathi ki mother & Sister chudwne ke lye Musterd oil ka use karti hai aur phir gada khoon dhone ke lye lota ka pani.

  204. abhishek said

    Bahut acchchae!!! yaha hamare desh ke honhaar neta hamara khoon pe rahe hai aur tum akalmand log bihari marathi ke naam pe gala hi kaat te rehna ek dusre ka!! Dekhna aise tarakki zarur milegi!!! JAB BORDER PE DUSHMAN KHARA HOTA HAI NA.. AUR GOIAH CHAL;ATA HAI.. TOH KOI FARK NAI PARTA KI KAUN MARATHI HAI KAUN BIHARI!!

    • SAB KO CHODUNGA said

      BENCHOD ,BHOSDI K SAALE RANDI KI AULAD,TERI MA K BHOSDE ME ANACONDA PATA KAR TERA BAAP KAUN HE MADARCHOD CHOOOOOOTIIIYA,SAALE HARAMI SUVAR KI AULAD!!!!

      JAY BHOSDA!!

  205. deepak pathak said

    Dear All
    I was shocked to read the above mentioned comments. I am feeling very shame to know the mentality of you people
    Who r u at first ????????????????? Bihari ,Marathi or INDIAN

    If you want to talk in this manner then I make humble request to you all plz dont take rebirth in this coountry
    and plz do not celebrate 15 Aug and 26 Jan till the decision that

    Who r u at first ????????????????? Bihari ,Marathi or INDIAN

    • Devanshu kumar said

      Bihari and Indian. no mararthi.kyunki marathi pehle sthan per aata hai niche se.

      • desh premi said

        madarchod bhaiiye…… tujhe bolna padega bharat mata ki jai.

        tu kya tera baap bhi bolega.

        bol bharat mata ki jai

        madarchod bhaiyya. agar india mein rehna hai toh hamara ghulam bankar rah. nahito maa chuda.

  206. Devanshu kumar said

    jahan pe apni behan ko bhi chodh diya jata hai woh hai -punjab
    jahan pe apni maa ko rundi bola jata hai woh hai -haryana
    jahan pe baap ko dogla kaha jata hai woh hai -himachal pradesh
    jahan pe sab se jyada rundian hoti hai woh hai-New Delhii
    jo 10 baap ke bache hoten hai woh hain-marathi
    jo bhai apni behan ko chodhta hai woh hai-bal thackrey
    jo itna thurkey hota ki kisi 90 saal ki buddhia ko chodhta hai woh hai-kapil sibbal

    jahan per bhabhi ko maa ka darja diya jata hai,maa aur baap ko bhaghwan ka,aur mehmano ko bhaghwan mana jata hai,jahan per sabse jyada bacche IIT karte hai,jahan per duniyan ki sabse pavitra nadi ganga behti hai,jahan per sabse jyada litchi milte hai jisme apna kala muh ghusane marathi aaten hai,jahan per vaishali namak ek mashoor gaon paya jata hai jiski charcha japan tak hai – woh koi aur state nahi BIHAR hai BIHAR

    JAI BIHAR
    BY-Devanshu Kumar

    • dESH pREMI said

      bIHARI Bol beta…

      Bharat mata ki jai.

      tu kya sale tera baap bhi bolga. agar is desh mein rehna hain toh bander matrama kahna hai.

  207. atul said

    hijde ki aullad devanshu kumar tumara manana hai ki tumarare state ke sabse jyada bacche IIt karte hai our yaha maharashtra me aate hai job ki talash me gaand marvane.sale aapne bihar pe itna ghamand hai to ja apni maa ko chod bihar me jake! tuze hamane invitation nahi diya hai yaha khud ki gand marvane ke liiye aane ka samja bhosdike…..jay maharashtra.

  208. cvbn said

    dosto hum sayad nahi sudherengey…ye hai hamara ubharata,badhta bharat…accha lagta hai tumlogo ko aisee batey kartey dekh kar…sahi hai yaar…india chala hai america ban ney…

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..

    hhum america to dur…china bhi nahi ban saktey….keedy hai aur keedey ki tarah hi rahengey…hamari soonch to yahi kahti hai…

    aaj hamarey halaat aise hai ki desh under say khokhala ho chala hai aur hum jhooti deengey maartey hai…hum sab eek dusrey ko hi gali deney may khush rahtey hai….kisi ney socha ki humara future kya hoga…sayad kisi k pass gali deney k alawa koi kaam hi nahi hai….

    khub laro aapas may dosto … lado… mujhey pata hai ki iis portal per koi bihari/marathi nahi hai….tum sab dusrey states k ho aur marathi / bihari k naam per comment kar rahey ho….sahi hai yaar…karo…pata nahi hamara kya hoga….

  209. abc said

    friends….aaj say states kko gali dna band kartey hai….jo madherchod kisi dusrey states ki burai karta hai…sab kewal oosko hi gali dengey….kya boltey ho ??

    • Pacca Bihari said

      Arre bhaiyya, ee kaa bat hua. tum sala 10tho bhaiyya ka nam bata sakta hai jo desh pe jan diya ho. 5 ka nam lete lete tumra maa chud jayega.

    • Pacca Bihari said

      a budbak tum kahe ko jawab nahin deta hai. aur sonu bihari ko bewkoof mat samjho. ham 45 sal se mumbai mein rahta hoon. sala aage se tata rod ka production bandh karo. salla jitna bhi rod banta sab ka sab bihari ka gand ka size ka banta hai.

      aur suno bihari ko bhaiiya mat bolo bhai. punjab mein toh ham ko madarchod bhaiiya kahte hain.

  210. vivek gaurav said

    seeing all these above comments… 1 thing is clear that bihari is a bloody fuckin bihari doesnt even have athought dat he goes to some others place to earn his livelihood n should respect the place wer he goes… as the great saying “Be Like a Roman in Rome”… really dis is a madarchod’s act.. if u dont repect the land which feeds u….

    N if u Biharis really think u r great…den prove it. be in ur state.. work for ur state.. n develop ur state as a model…

    gaali dena, bol bachan dena har ek ko aata hai… jiske gaand me dum hai wohi karke dikha sata hai… agar hai gand me hai dum to karke dikhao.. jaise aaj gujrat ek model state hai, waise bihar ko bana k dikho tab maan lenge…. n d same applies to our dear “mallus” i.e. kerela

  211. XYZ said

    PYARA BETA ABC,

    HAM TUMHARA PITAJI HOON. HAM BAHUT MUSKIL MAIN HOON. KAL HUM KO DO THO MARATHI UTHA KAR LEGAYA. HUWAN PAR LEJAKAR HAMKO DO THO PATHAN KE SAMNE PHEK DIYA. PATHAN LOG PEHLE HAMRA GAND KO PHINYLE SE DHOYA PHIR HARPIC SE DHOYA. HAM BOLA…. AAI EE BIHARI KA GAND HAI. JANTA HAI WO LOG KYA BOLA. BOLA– CHUPKAR MADARCHOD BIHARI …. TUM SALA BIHARI HAI AUR ISLIYE TUMRA GAND KO PHINYLE AUE HARPIC SE DHO RAHE HAIN. PHIR WO LOG HMRA GAND MARA —— ARRE BAP RE BAP PUCHO MAT AAGE SE BHI EK PATHN MUNH ME DE DIYA AUR PICHE SE BHI DE DIYA. GAND PHAT KAR KHUN KHUN HO GAYA. PHIR WO LOG HUMKO MOCHI KE PAS LE GAYA. HUM PHIR BOLA—–AAI EE BIHARI KA GAND HAI. JANTA HAI WO LOG KYA BOLA. BOLA– CHUPKAR MADARCHOD BIHARI …. TUM SALA BIHARI HAI AUR ISLIYE TUMRA GAND KO KO MOCHI SEYEGA.

    MOCHI JAB SILA NA TOH HUM BEHOSH HO GAYA. PHIR WO LOG HUM KO DOCTOR KE PASS LE GAYA. HUM DOCTOR KO BOLA SIR, GAND MEIN BAHUT KHUJLI HOTA HAI. SHAM HOTE HOTE GAND KA KHUJLI BADH JATA HAI. DOCTOR DO UNGLI MEIN LOTION LAGAKAR HAMRA GAND KE ANDAR SE ACHA SE MAL DIYA. PHIR BOLA AB GAND KO ANDAR KHECHO. HAM BHI WAISA KIYA.DOCOTRO BOLA AB JAO MASTI KARO. AAGE SE KOI PROBLEM NAHIN HOGA.HAM RAT KO 4 KI JAGAH 14 THO ROTI KHAYA.

    SUBAH JAB TATTI KARNE GAYA TOH GAND SE TATTI NAHIN NIKLE. HAM BAHUT PARESHNA HO GAYA AUR BHAG KAR DUSRA DOCTOR KE PAS GAYA. DOCOTRO DEKH KAR BOLA…ARRE BIHARI TUM RA GAND KO TO KOI FEVIQUICK SE JOD DIYA HAI.

    “FEVIQUICK AISA JOD LAGEYA ACHE SE ACHA BHI NA TOD PAYE.”

    BETA HAM BAHUT PARESHAN HOON. AUR TUMRA MUMMY BHI HAMSE NARAJ RAHETA HAI. WO SIDR HUM KO EK HI LADKA DE SAKI. HAM TOH 10-12 CHAHTA THA. BUS BETA APNA DHYAN RAKHNA.

    TUMRA PITAJI

    XYZ

  212. teri maaa me gadhe ka lund bihaaari

  213. mrp said

    Arre hamar pyara beta abc,

    tuimko hamara bahut sara pyar.

    beta abc, ham hai tumhra mummy………thoda sa yummy…..lelo meri chummy.

    tumra papa ka bat sun kar hum ko bahut duckh hua. bolta hai ki ham uso 1 hi bacha paida kar ke diye. arre naspeete agar ham tumra bharosa par rahte na toh yeh ek namumna jiska nam abc hai woh bhi paida nahin hota. yeh toh sukara manao bhagwan ka ki hamare pados mein imtiyaz bhai aur baksi sahab rahne hogeye aur meri godh hari bahri hogayee.

    naspeete, gand mein toh feviquck laga kar lauta tha. uske bad kya hua woh nahin bata raha hai yahan. main batati hoon. ham log sab doctor babu ke pass lekar gayee na toh doctor iso lita diya woh bhi peeth ke bal par aur uske bad tumra pitaji ka gand ke neeche do tho tikya rakh diya aur uske bad uski dono tange uthakar upar bandh diya. phir ek carpentre ko bulaya woh carpenter uski gand mein drilling machine se cheda kiya tab jakar tumra papa ka gand ka whole khula.

    uske bad jo bhi relative dekhne aaye tumre papa ki gand ka hal dekh kar bole ki bihari bhaiiya ki gand ko kisi museausm mein rakh do. dekhne wali cheez hai.

    acha bet ab ham chalti hhon

    mrp

    beta abc, ham hai tumhra mummy………thoda sa yummy…..lelo meri chummy.

    • Andrew Fernandes said

      तुम सब चूतिये हो!

      सब एक दुसरे की माँ को चोदो गे तो सब की माँ रंडी कहेलाएगी…
      और ईस माँ की औलाद, जो की तुम लोग हो, क्या कहलाओगे, कुछ सोचा भी है क्या?

      अब करो एक दुसरे को गाली-गलोच. साले कोम-विभाजन में तो इंडिया कभी ऊपर नहीं आया और नयी फसल वो सिलसिला चालू रखती हुई देख कर बहोत दुःख होता है.

      अब भी वक़्त है, सुधर जाओ सब नहीं तो सब को बहुत भरी पड़ेगा. दुश्मनी करके सबने कुछ हमेशा खोया है, किसीने कुछ पाया नहीं.

      आई बात समझ में?!

  214. mrp- hum hai abc ki mummy said

    Arre hamar pyara beta abc,

    tuimko hamara bahut sara pyar.

    beta abc, ham hai tumhra mummy………thoda sa yummy…..lelo meri chummy.

    tumra papa ka bat sun kar hum ko bahut duckh hua. bolta hai ki ham uso 1 hi bacha paida kar ke diye. arre naspeete agar ham tumra bharosa par rahte na toh yeh ek namumna jiska nam abc hai woh bhi paida nahin hota. yeh toh sukara manao bhagwan ka ki hamare pados mein imtiyaz bhai aur baksi sahab rahne hogeye aur meri godh hari bahri hogayee.

    naspeete, gand mein toh feviquck laga kar lauta tha. uske bad kya hua woh nahin bata raha hai yahan. main batati hoon. ham log sab doctor babu ke pass lekar gayee na toh doctor iso lita diya woh bhi peeth ke bal par aur uske bad tumra pitaji ka gand ke neeche do tho tikya rakh diya aur uske bad uski dono tange uthakar upar bandh diya. phir ek carpentre ko bulaya woh carpenter uski gand mein drilling machine se cheda kiya tab jakar tumra papa ka gand ka whole khula.

    uske bad jo bhi relative dekhne aaye tumre papa ki gand ka hal dekh kar bole ki bihari bhaiiya ki gand ko kisi museausm mein rakh do. dekhne wali cheez hai.

    acha bet ab ham chalti hhon

    mrp

    beta abc, ham hai tumhra mummy………thoda sa yummy…..lelo meri chummy.

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  217. makelaude bihariyo ki maa chod denaa bhaiyoooooooo………….

    • Rohit Lokhande said

      तुम सब चूतिये हो!

      सब एक दुसरे की माँ को चोदो गे तो सब की माँ रंडी कहेलाएगी…
      और ईस माँ की औलाद, जो की तुम लोग हो, क्या कहलाओगे, कुछ सोचा भी है क्या?

      अब करो एक दुसरे को गाली-गलोच. साले कोम-विभाजन में तो इंडिया कभी ऊपर नहीं आया और नयी फसल वो सिलसिला चालू रखती हुई देख कर बहोत दुःख होता है.

      अब भी वक़्त है, सुधर जाओ सब नहीं तो सब को बहुत भरी पड़ेगा. दुश्मनी करके सबने कुछ हमेशा खोया है, किसीने कुछ पाया नहीं.

      आई बात समझ में?!

  218. swami said

    I AM BIHAR

    I am the history of India
    I gave the world its first Republic
    I nourished Buddha to enlightenment
    I gave world its best ancient university
    My son Chanakya was the father of Economics
    Mahavir came out of my womb to found Jainism
    My son Valmiki wrote Ramayan, the greatest Epic
    Rishi Shushrut, the father of surgery, lived on my soil
    My son Vatsayana wrote Kamasutra, the treatise of love
    My son Ashoka – The Great was the greatest ruler of India
    I gave birth to Aryabhatt, the great ancient mathematician
    I gave Ashoka Chakra that adorns India’s national flag
    My son Dinkar is the national poet of India
    I gave the world its first Yoga University
    I gave India its first president
    I am the land of festivals
    I am brotherhood
    I am humility
    I am the past
    I am the future
    I am opportunity
    I am revolution
    I am culture
    I am heritage
    I am intellect
    I am farmer
    I am power
    I am literature
    I am poetry
    I am love
    I am heart
    I am soul
    I am yoga
    I am global
    I am inspiration
    I am freedom
    I am force
    I am destiny

  219. desh premi said

    bol bihari….

    bharat mata ki jai.
    madarchod tu kya tera baap bhi blega.

  220. paac bihari said

    ab hum aagya hun. kouno ghabrane ki baat nahin hai. hum 45 sal se mumbai me rahta hoon.

    hum tani bimar tha. aap sab se nivedan karta hoon ki hamara bihar ka prime minister sh nitish kumar ji ko ho vote dejiyaga.

    • Swami Dayal said

      Abe gandu zenophobic marathi 50 % district magistrate in india are Bihari although literacy rate is lowest.What will happen to you marathi after 10 year because literacy rate is growing every year.According to a survey after 5 year every district of Indai will have a either Bihari DM or Bihari SP.
      It was Biharis Chandragupt and Chanakya who created India or Akhand Bharat.

  221. Swami Dayal said

    Are gandu zenophobic marathi 50 % district magistrate in india are Bihar although literacy rate is lowest.What will happen to youu marathi after 10 year because literacy rate is growing every year.According to a survey after 5 year every district of Indaia will have a either Bihari DM or Bihari SP.
    It was Biharis Chandragupt and Chanakya who created India or Akhand Bharat.

    • SAB KO CHODUNGA said

      BENCHOD SWAMI,BHOSDI K SAALE RANDI KI AULAD,TERI MA K BHOSDE ME ANACONDA PATA KAR TERA BAAP KAUN HE MADARCHOD CHOOOOOOTIIIYA,SAALE HARAMI SUVAR KI AULAD!!!!

      JAY BHOSDA!!

  222. Swami Dayal said

    Bihar – origin of many religion

    Most of the major systems of Indian philosophy, namely

    Vedanta (from Janaka and Yajnavalkya),

    Mimansa (from Jaimini),

    Nyaya (from Gautama),

    Sankhya (from Kapila),

    Jainism (from Mahavira)

    and Buddhism (from the Buddha)

    owe their origin to the land of Mithila of Bihar.

    Founder of Khalsa Panth guru Govind singh born in Patna.

  223. Rohit Lokhande said

    तुम सब चूतिये हो!

    सब एक दुसरे की माँ को चोदो गे तो सब की माँ रंडी कहेलाएगी…
    और ईस माँ की औलाद, जो की तुम लोग हो, क्या कहलाओगे, कुछ सोचा भी है क्या?

    अब करो एक दुसरे को गाली-गलोच. साले कोम-विभाजन में तो इंडिया कभी ऊपर नहीं आया और नयी फसल वो सिलसिला चालू रखती हुई देख कर बहोत दुःख होता है.

    अब भी वक़्त है, सुधर जाओ सब नहीं तो सब को बहुत भरी पड़ेगा. दुश्मनी करके सबने कुछ हमेशा खोया है, किसीने कुछ पाया नहीं.

    आई बात समझ में?!

    • C S Prasad said

      gaandu tum kaha se ye sada hua bhashan dene aa gaye isko apne paas hi rakho ham pakke bihari kuchh bhi kar sakte

      • Sab Ka Dost said

        bhai logo tum sab ki baate padi sab ek doosre ko gaali de rahe hain seedhi saaf baat hai istri ke chritr par na jaao sab tarha ki hoti hai jase ki purush ,jis ne jo jo karna hai usne vo vo karna hai chaye vo koi bhi bhasha prant ya jaati ki ho na tum ham ram na koi seeta bhart ek hai kanya kumari se kashmeer tak gujraat se arunachal tak sex har koi karta hai jise jo koi milta hai janwar ki tarah bhookh mitata hai marad ke paas janan ang hai istri ke paas jananendri hai sambhog buraa nahin hai sare vishv ki istriya v purush yahi karte hai poore vishv ki istriyan or purush ke doosre ke poorak hain kya bihaar to kyaa maharashtr saara vishv ek hai sabi purush or istariyan ek jase hai sabhi ke andar kaam hai or jis me kaam nahin vh napunsak hai DNA sab ka ek hai to kesi ladai pranton ke oopar pade likhe log ho jisne sex karna hai vo kisi ko bata kar to kare ga nahin vo to kare ga to bhiyaa choot baten chodne se nahi mari jaati chodo magar gaali mat do har choot kisi na kisi ki ma bahn bivi bahu beti hoti hai magar sex prakritik vichar hai poore vishv ka or koi khol ke nahin khada hoto ya hoti jahan jis ka dil milta hai vahin sex hota hai baki har shar me kothe to hai hi bahut se log gareeb besahara ladkiyon ko vahan pese de kar havas ka shikar banate hai vo ladkiya har prant ki hoti hain or sambhog karne vale bhi har prant ke hote hain .gandgi mai bhi bikher sakta hoon magar chhten mujhh par hi giren ge

  224. MAA KI CHUT BIHAARIYO KI

  225. swami said

    Bihar: Past, Present and Future

    Amartya K Sen*

    Bihar’s history and its achievements include its role in uniting India. The first all-India empire, the Mauryas, based in Patliputra, and established some uniformity of law and order across much of the country.
    Some of the early achievements of Bihar, in its leading role in India, are the following:
    Development of Education: The remarkable record of Nalanda, which is perhaps the oldest university in the world, and which flourished as a global institution of higher learning from 5th to 12th century. (1.2) The pioneer Mathematician Aryabhata’s migration to Kusumpur or Patna to be closer to the community of mathematicians.(1.3) Focus of education in general – not just higher education- in Buddha’s pronouncements and in Buddhist practice : the culture of “vihara”.
    Advancement of public health care: The trail-blazing tradition of free medical service for all in Patliputra, which so impressed Faxian (Fa-Hsien) in early fifth century.
    Government by discussion: Buddhist global councils, the first in Rajagriha just after Buddha’ death, the second in Vaishali a century later, and the third-the largest- in Patliputra, hosted by Ashoka, in the third century BC. Decisions on religious and social matters taken after extensive public discussions, with exchange of information and options.
    Rule of law and governance in the interest of the people: Developed as a theory in the Arthasastra, by Kautilya, and in a less punitive form by Ashoka, as elaborated in his stone inscriptions. These theories were in varying extent ,put into practice by the Mauryas and other regimes based in Patliputra.
    The building of physical infrastructure: Sher Shah, whose large empire in early sixteenth century was centred in Bihar, was visionary on constructing infrastructure of roads, bridges, etc. across India.
    Resistance ti inequality and exclusion: Buddhism itself can be seen as the first pervasive protest against caste-based hierarchy. The exclusion of women from major roles in the society and in the family have also been resisted in Buddhism (even though Buddha was opposed to the ordaining of women as priests, his teachings gave active and major roles of women).Many of the later rebellions against traditional hierarchy in India have also been originated in Bihar.
    These issues demand examination not only in terms of historical experience, but also for their relevance to current problems that have persistently plagued contemporary Bihar for quite some time now (including high illiteracy, frequent medical neglect, sharp economic and social inequality, low development of infrastructure, high incidence of social disorder).

    What we learn from early achievements of Bihar helps us to address and conquer the persistent disadvantages that are restraining Bihar back in the contemporary world। We cann’t bury ourselves in the past, but the past of this exceptional region of India offers both inspiration and guidance.

    *Amartya K Sen, Nobel Laureate and Lamont University Professor at the Harvard University, USA
    21 Feb, 2009 : speech of Amartya Sen : Indira Gandhi Science Complex (Planatarium) Patna

  226. bihari maderchod the,maderchod hain, aur maderchod hi rhenge baat khtm ab koi kuch nhi bolega ok….

  227. ajay said

    Ek bar ek bhaiya apane biwi ko mumbai la raha tha.
    mumbai aane ki usne train pakdi par train me bahut bhid thi.
    pav rakhne ke liye bhi jagah nahi thi ithi bhid thi.
    (vaha se mumbai aane ke liye itni bhid rahti hi hai kyunki sare bahiye vaha se yaha
    apni ma chudavane ke liye aate hai)
    par ek dildar aadmi ne us bhaiya k biwi ko apane god me bita liya.
    bhaiya ke biwi ke gaand ki garmi se o dildar aadmi garam ho gaya our apna lund bhaiya ke
    biwi ke chut me dal diya.
    thodi der bad o jhad gaya our bhaiya ke biwi ko god me lete lete thak gaya bechara.
    to usane apne dost ke god me us bhaiya ke biwi ko bita diya our usane bhi us admi ke tarah
    bhaiya ke biwi ke chut me apna lund ghusad diya.
    aisa aur do logone kiya our bhaiya ke biwi ko baite baite choda.
    abtak usko char jan ne baite baite choda tha.
    ab last me mumbai me station par utarne ke bad tc ne bhaiya ko without ticket pakada.
    tc ne bhaiya ke pass paisa manga to bhaiya ke pass tc ko dene ke liye paise nahi the
    to tc ne bhaiya ke biwi ko chodne k mang ki to bhaiya tayyar ho gaya.tc ne bhaiya k biwi ko
    vahi station pe ek room me lejakar jam kar choda. aur bad me un dono ko chod (mukt kar diya)
    diya.bhaiya khush ho gaya..

    bhaiya ne apni biwi ko khush ho ke kaha darling kaisi lagi bambai?
    to uske biwi ne kaha chutiya, madarchod, bhosdike, lundfakir kaisi lagi kya kaisi lagi..
    sale kutte “panch(5) bar chudai tabi..bambai aai……”

  228. Rohit Lokhande said

    माधरचोद अजय ….. वो घटना कही तेरे ही साथ तो नहीं हुई थी … तुने इंतना डिटेल मे लिखा है … कही तेरी ही बीवी/माँ/बहन की चुत मे उस दिलदार आदमी ने लंड नहीं न डाला था … चुदने क बाद कैसा लगा था तेरी बेवी/माँ/बहन को ?? ये तो लिखना ही भूल गया…लिख न बहनचोद …अगर उन को दुसरे से चुदने मे मजा आया तो मै भी अपना लंड तेल लगा कर चाइना कर लेता हु…. तेल नहीं लगाउंगा तो तुम्हारी बहन चुत जल जाएगी …. उन से पूछ के जल्दी पोस्ट कर चूतिये…

  229. Swami Dayal said

    Dr. Kalam’s Speech in Bihar Legislative Assembly on 28th March, 2006

    22 Oct

    The place where Bihar is located today had been the location for creating much of the great Civilizational heritage of India earlier then 500 BC. It was the seat of great learning, scholarship, philosophy and statecraft. Bodhgaya and Nalanda are very important spiritual centres. Buddhists from around the world and many Indians confluence in Bodhgaya to draw inspiration from the Great Teacher, Buddha. Remains in Nalanda still remind us of the great glory of universal scholarship that Nalanda witnessed for many centuries. Science, arts, literature, philosophy and linguistics flourished there in addition to several achievements of Buddhist studies. Nalanda study center attracted scholars from 93 countries. That is how Chinese traveler Hiuen Tsang during 630-645 AD visited India and saw the glory of Nalanda University teaching at that time and stayed there for doing research in theology, philosophy and religion. The traveler was first a student and later became a teacher. His 12 years of travelling in India has been highlighted in the book form giving the political, social and educational system of the country at that time.

    To recapture the past glory in the modern context, in keeping with Buddha’s teaching for seeking knowledge in a holistic way by understanding the interconnectedness of things in life and the Universe, it has been proposed to establish a Bodhgaya Nalanda Indo-Asian Institute of Learning in partnership with select Asian countries. When I was on State visit to the Asian countries recently, the keen interest of Singapore to partner with India emerged. We have followed it up with a proposal. The Institute which will have the status of University will be shaped to be unique in the world. In addition to teaching and research in traditional areas of sciences, engineering, medicine,

    technology, humanities, social sciences, linguistics, management studies, a strong component of Buddhist studies will be introduced not merely as a separate department but also a part of the work for all faculties. In addition, a number of multi-disciplinary studies on conflict resolution, peace, sustainability and eco-systems will also be a part of this Institute’s agenda.

    The Institute is proposed to be located in about 200 acres of land with modern facilities to service Indian, Asian and other foreign scholars. In due course, facilities for landing smaller aircraft would also be added. The initial tentative estimates for the facilities would be about Rs. 500 Crore. It is proposed to make a beginning by India and Singapore with Government support but managed totally independently by a group of professionals from India and Singapore and with a provision to add other countries like Republic of Korea, Sri Lanka, Myanmar, Thailand and others when their partnerships are firmed up. This university can be a place for meeting of minds from the national and international arena to do research on unity of minds with focus on philosophy linking science, technologies, economy and spirituality with reference to ancient and modern thinking. The focus of this university can be the evolution of world, free from crime, terrorism and war. Above all this institute will engage in research in the role of human values and ethics for universal development and peace. This university should work for creation of enlightened citizens. Enlightened citizenship has three components which are:
    (1) Value Based Education
    (2) Religion transforming into spirituality
    (3) Economic development for societal equality
    It is a great opportunity for Bihar to house a major Universal Institute of Learning that can be a beacon of light for the modern world. I look forward to scholars from all countries of the world coming here to create knowledge, share knowledge and make Earth, a conflict free peaceful place.

  230. dildaar aadmi... said

    bihariyo ki maaa kaaa bhosda

  231. swami said

    Bihar’s Sanjay Jha emerges as America’s top paid CEO

    Washington, April 3 : With a $104 million pay packet in 2008, mobile phone maker Motorola’s Bihar-born chief Sanjay Jha has emerged America’s top paid CEO, while Citigroup’s Vikram Pandit tops the league among bailed out banks.

    In a survey published Friday by the Wall Street Journal, Pandit is ranked fourth overall with a payout of $38.2 million, while PepsiCo’s Indian American CEO is at the 36th slot with a pay package of $13.98 million.

    With his over $104 million package, Jha is the only CEO to get a compensation package exceeding $100 million, with Occidental’s Ray Irani at a distant second with $49.9 million. Irani is followed by Walt Disney’s Robert Iger ($49.7 million) at the third slot.
    Among the bailed out banks, Pandit is followed by JP Morgan Chase’s James Dimon ($20.9 million) and Wells Fargo’s John Stumpf ($8.8 million) at the second and third spots, respectively.

    Bank of America’s Kenneth Lewis was paid $1.5 million. John Mack of Morgan Stanley got $0.8 million and Lloyd Blankfein of Goldman Sachs received a total compensation of $0.6 million.

    The median salaries and bonuses for the chief executives of 200 big US companies fell 8.5 percent to $2.24 million, according to an analysis for the Journal by Hay Group, a management consulting firm. The analysis examined proxy statements for companies with more than $5 billion in annual revenue.

    Including the value of stock, stock options and other long-term incentives, total direct compensation for the CEOs dropped 3.4 percent to a median of $7.56 million. The decline was the first in seven years and only the second drop since the Journal began tracking CEO pay in 1989.

    While median CEO salaries grew 4.5 percent, bonuses fell 10.9 percent as profits decreased by a median 5.8 percent.

    CEO compensation decreased more sharply at banks and brokerages, long the source of some of the biggest paychecks.

    Median annual cash compensation for CEOs in the financial industry fell 43 percent, to $976,000. Total direct compensation fell 14.2 percent, to a median $7.6 million.

  232. harsh said

    Aapas main ladte raho koi mulla ya angrej phir aa jayega kya marathi bhihari bangali haryanvi punjabi rajasthani karte rahte ho Hindu bano hindustani bano Jai hind Jai Bharat

  233. Shiv Sena said

    Madar Chod Bhaiyya log……. tum log dharti par bojh ho. Tum sab ki ma ki chut.
    Masarchod agar india mein rahna hai toh bolna padega—-bharat mata ki jai.

  234. MNS said

    Bhosdi walon bhaiyyon…tum sab ki maa chod kar Patna, Lucknow bhej diya jayega

  235. Shiv Sena said

    Har Bhiyya Madarchod hai. Inko Punjab mein bhi buri najar se dekha jata hai. Har bhiayya Chor hai. Inki maa ka bhosda maro.

    Bal Thakre jiundabad

    • swami said

      Every seperatist hate People of Bihar and UP.JUb tak Bihari hai desh ko tootne nahi denge..

      • Dev said

        haan aur desh ke kone kone me jaa ke desh hi barbad karenge
        pahle bihar barbaad kia aab chale hai dunia barbad karne

    • raju said

      beta apni maa chudane se pehle ye toh yaad kar ki tere state may bihario ke aane se pehle tha kiya bihariyo ne isse apni mehnat se usse waha pohuchaya hai jaha aaj wo hai punjab ki hi baat kare toh punjab may aaj ludhiana may jitni bhi industry chal rahi hai na sab bhihario k dum par nahi toh tandari kand hua toh tha sabhi bihari ja toh rahe the bihar wapas jane kiu nahi diya kiu industilist ne rok liya waha k 4-4 mahine ki tankakh adwance may dekar upar s tino tym ka khana dekar roka punjab sarkar ne bihario ke protection k liye special force bheji thi ye sab kiu jab bihario se itni problam hai toh jane kiu nahi diya unhe

  236. hindustani said

    theek hai doston…koi bihariyon ki maa ko chod raha hai,koi marthiyon ki maa ko…aur koi punjabiyon ki maa ko……apni ladai mein apni maa ko beizzat kar diya na ……agar poora desh ek hokar rehta toh bhaarat kabhi gulaam nahin banta….

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  238. Pacca Bihari said

    Humko bahut garv hai ki aap bhi bihari hai. lekin aap ne hamra dil hi jeet liya. dhan hai woh maa jisne aapko janam diya. jai ho bihar ki

  239. bihari said

    fuck off u (the one who mentioned us,biharies in the joke),u bastards good to nothing have nothing to do else then making fun of,coz of ur jealousy u mother fuckers
    are always in the headlines, mistreating us somewhere in south.we have the guts and u have an asshole to fart n to be fucked…
    Thats the diffrence

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  246. P.K.vishwakarma said

    bihari maderchod hai….

  247. kartik said

    bihari di ma chod deni mai.odi maa chod ke apne ghar le jani te fer uston chuppe lawaunga
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  249. kartik said

    o hindustani di maa di lann marea mai
    ohdi bhen da fudda maar ke khalar ditta hun mai
    apni maa le ja mere kolon ethe chud di pyi hai mere kol

  250. kartik said

    bhayiya ji ki maa ki choot mari.bhayia ki gand le lu ga mein.us mein maal chodd dunga……………………………..(.)(.) ye mamme hai bhayiya ji ki maa ke
    ise chuuss lo

  251. Marathi ki maa Bihari se marwati thi said

    Marathi madarchodo, main tum logo ki maa ko puri media ke samne dauda dauda ke chodunga. Pura world oos chudai ka live telecast dekhega. Aur maratiyo ki behan ke choot ko chodne ke baad oosme acid daal dunga. Chut jala dunga randiyo ka. Sali kisi boor dikhane layak nahi rahegi. Lund ke liye tarsegi.

  252. SwayamSatta Swayam Sarkar said

    Ek Bihari Sab pe Bhari , Kehti Hai ye duniya sari Bura Na mano baat tumhari maa ko chodo

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  255. name said

    chutio … tum sab nahi sudherogey …. der madher chod hotey hai indians …. sudher jao madher chodo …..kirey ho aur kiro ki tarah hi larogey….kamino…anna hazarey ko dekho…tum sab k liye lar raha hai aur eek tum madher chod indian ho….chutiye k chutiye hi rahogey ….

  256. marathi said

    are kamino madrachodo bhaiya logo or marathiyo tum kab ek dusre ki katna band karoge salo ladne ke wajese hi dono pnichhe rahe gaye ho ye bat sabko batao or khud bhi janlo or sudhar jao madarchodo

  257. sagar said

    marathi said:
    bhaiya bola k vo marathi auratonko chodata hai….bhen k laude…marathi aurat ek bar bhai man le to…vo saga bhai ho jata hai, tumari aurate apane sasur, bhai, bhai ka friend, baap chacha etc etc sabase chudavati hai..kyunki tum harami bihari sale tumhara beta tumhara bhai hota hai ye bhi pata nahi tum logonko …madarchod tumari itani gaand mari hai bhul gaye kya laudo……..bhend k laudo bihar me ake tumhari ma bhen ko chodenge ……agar kisi bihari ne post dala to lavada kat denge ham…… jay bhavani jay shivaji…

  258. tukta zion said

    It is so sad to see people of India, abusing themselves. And you guys call countries like UK and Australia a racist country? How do you want to be treated equally if you cant treat others equally?

  259. SAB KO CHODUNGA said

    . Har Bihari Madarchod hai,
    2. Har Bihri ladki Randi hoti hai.
    3. Har Bihari ke 2 baap hote hain.
    4. Har Bihari desh ka gaddar hai.
    5. Agar aap ek taraf Imandari ke 1 crore rupiah aur dusri taraf baimani ka ek lakh rakh denge. Toh yeh madarchod baimani ka ek lakh rupiah ki tarf hi jayega. Kyuonki har bihari Baiman hai.
    6. Har Bihari Ladki Punjabi se gand marwati hai.
    7. Har Bihari choe hai.

  260. SAB KO CHODUNGA said

    k bar ek bhaiya apane biwi ko mumbai la raha tha.
    mumbai aane ki usne train pakdi par train me bahut bhid thi.
    pav rakhne ke liye bhi jagah nahi thi ithi bhid thi.
    (vaha se mumbai aane ke liye itni bhid rahti hi hai kyunki sare bahiye vaha se yaha
    apni ma chudavane ke liye aate hai)
    par ek dildar aadmi ne us bhaiya k biwi ko apane god me bita liya.
    bhaiya ke biwi ke gaand ki garmi se o dildar aadmi garam ho gaya our apna lund bhaiya ke
    biwi ke chut me dal diya.
    thodi der bad o jhad gaya our bhaiya ke biwi ko god me lete lete thak gaya bechara.
    to usane apne dost ke god me us bhaiya ke biwi ko bita diya our usane bhi us admi ke tarah
    bhaiya ke biwi ke chut me apna lund ghusad diya.
    aisa aur do logone kiya our bhaiya ke biwi ko baite baite choda.
    abtak usko char jan ne baite baite choda tha.
    ab last me mumbai me station par utarne ke bad tc ne bhaiya ko without ticket pakada.
    tc ne bhaiya ke pass paisa manga to bhaiya ke pass tc ko dene ke liye paise nahi the
    to tc ne bhaiya ke biwi ko chodne k mang ki to bhaiya tayyar ho gaya.tc ne bhaiya k biwi ko
    vahi station pe ek room me lejakar jam kar choda. aur bad me un dono ko chod (mukt kar diya)
    diya.bhaiya khush ho gaya..

    bhaiya ne apni biwi ko khush ho ke kaha darling kaisi lagi bambai?
    to uske biwi ne kaha chutiya, madarchod, bhosdike, lundfakir kaisi lagi kya kaisi lagi..
    sale kutte “panch(5) bar chudai tabi..bambai aai……”

  261. SAB KO CHODUNGA said

    I AM BIHAR

    I am the history of India
    I gave the world its first Republic
    I nourished Buddha to enlightenment
    I gave world its best ancient university
    My son Chanakya was the father of Economics
    Mahavir came out of my womb to found Jainism
    My son Valmiki wrote Ramayan, the greatest Epic
    Rishi Shushrut, the father of surgery, lived on my soil
    My son Vatsayana wrote Kamasutra, the treatise of love
    My son Ashoka – The Great was the greatest ruler of India
    I gave birth to Aryabhatt, the great ancient mathematician
    I gave Ashoka Chakra that adorns India’s national flag
    My son Dinkar is the national poet of India
    I gave the world its first Yoga University
    I gave India its first president
    I am the land of festivals
    I am brotherhood
    I am humility
    I am the past
    I am the future
    I am opportunity
    I am revolution
    I am culture
    I am heritage
    I am intellect
    I am farmer
    I am power
    I am literature
    I am poetry
    I am love
    I am heart
    I am soul
    I am yoga
    I am global
    I am inspiration
    I am freedom
    I am force
    I am destiny

    JAY BHOSDA!!

  262. SAB KO CHODUNGA said

    maharastra- bole to madharchodo ka rajya.
    marathi- bole to madharchodo k santaan.
    raj thakrey- bole to universal madharcod.
    bal thakrey- bole to international betichod.
    mns- boleto bharuwo ki janmjaat party.
    laloo- bole to ek bihari, sab pe bhari.
    mulayam- bole to kadak lauda, mulayam chehra.
    bihari- bole to mumbai ki taxy me marathiyo ki maa behan chodne wala.
    u.p wala- bole to marathiyo k vansh ko aage badhane wala.
    .
    saale. madharchod,behanchod, chootiya, behan k laude, maa k choot k dhakkan, maharashtrian, bombey k randiyo k najayaj paidaish…
    bhosri waale,ja k apni maa ka pata laga. kyuki baap ka to pataa lagne se raha..aa bihar aa k apne baap k 2-3 jhaant(pubic hairs) ki taabiz bana k apni maa k choot me daal de.
    madharchoooood marathi..
    marathi ki maaa ko kisne choda- 100 bihari, 100 bihari!!
    marathi ki behan ko kisne choda- 100 bihari, 100 bihari!!
    jai bihar, jai up, jai north india, jai hind, jai bharat..
    but maa chudaaye marathi>>>
    M- MADHARCOD
    A- ANDHA (MAA CHUDAATE SAMAY)
    R- RANDI K AULAAD
    A- AAWARA
    T- THE BIGGEST GANDU.
    H- HARAMI K AULAAD
    I- INDIA K CHOOTIYE.

    JAY BHOSDA!!

  263. SAB KO CHODUNGA said

    See my poem

    Jiski bhi maa chudi,
    Jiski bhi behan looti
    Kiska bhi gand phata
    Sabne bihiri se puchha

    bihiri ne teri maa choda , bhiri ne teri behan luta
    phir bhi tune nahi sochha bihari ka hai itna motta

    Road pe teri maa ki phati, ghar me teri bhan lutai
    phir bhi sale naa socha bhiri ka hai itna motta

    JAY BHOSDA!!

  264. SAB KO CHODUNGA said

    chutiya raj thackarey , hindi aur marathi kar ta hein , sala english ka zamana hein aur bhaiko marathi suggi hein

    JAY BHOSDA!!

  265. SAB KO CHODUNGA said

    tmhari maa ka bhosda bihari gandu

  266. SAB KO CHODUNGA said

    M-muth marne wale
    A-awara
    R-rundi baaz
    A-ande dene wale
    T-thurki
    H-haram ki aulad
    I- insaan ke naam per kalank

  267. SAB KO CHODUNGA said

    b- bahenchod bastard
    i – idiot
    h- hara ke aulad
    a- aur ek randi ka aulad
    r- randi ka aulad
    i- india ka bimari

  268. SAB KO CHODUNGA said

    JAY BHOSDA!!!!!

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  273. freya said

    chutiyo….anna becharey chup ho gaye….oonko support na de kar eek dusrey ko gali detey raho haramjaado….madherchodo..sab k sab chutiye ho

    • CS. Prasad said

      Tu kaun sa gaandu hai ji yaha aakar kutte ki tarah bhokh raha hai

      • freya said

        हाँ बहनचोद …गलती हो गयी जो यहाँ तेरी तरह मरवाने चला आया …. माधरचोद साला ….साले …चूतिये अपने बाप की पैदाईश है या हरामी है तू …बोल हरामी ?? जल्दी से अपने बाप का नाम बता तो …बता बेटा …मेरा बच्चा …जल्दी बता अपने बाप का नाम madherchhoooooooooodddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

      • c s prasad said

        kutiya ke pille & kutte ke bachche tu khoob achhchhi tarah se bhokna sikh gaya apne khandan ki trarah

  274. amit said

    madharchod marathi sale bihari na jaye to paida kaise hota

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  277. Bihari ki maa ki chut… sale sab apne baap ki aulad hai kya?. yaha pe ate hai, aur beta waha pe nikalta hai.. shayad bhai ya bajuwal help karta hoga.. but 1 bata raha hu. tumhi randichech aahat ani hamesha rahnar.. tumko paida hi MARATHI logo ne kiya hai.. mumbai me tumhari behno ko to hum log hamesha chodte hai.

  278. SHIVAJI said

    Maharashtra me bahar ka kachara ekatha nahi hone denge

  279. Arun said

    guys calm down and dont make it an issue…just enjoy the joke…me too am bihari working in mumbai…why bring distance among us…jai bihar…jai maharastra

  280. c s prasad said

    चुतियो “भारत” का गणतंत्र दिवस मुबारक हो … तू माधरचोदो को “भारत” याद है …ये तुम सब का देश है हरामियो..हो सके तो अपने “राज्य” को छोर कर इक बार खुद को “भारतीय” समझ लो कुत्ते क पिल्लो … सालो देश लुट रहा है और तुम सब रंडी की औलादों “राज्य – राज्य ” करते रहो…हो सके तो इक बार मन से “जय हिंद” बोल कर देखना लौड़ो …अच्छा लगेगा…ये ब्लॉग देख कर मुझे पता चला की हिंदुस्तान माय तुम जैसे चूतिये भी रहते है… अपने देश पर गर्व करो हरम क पिल्लो…..

  281. papa said

    tum sab ki ma ki choot bhain ka bhosada sare apne bhain ki choot do mujhe or shivaje ki a ki choot tumhare bihari bhkhlund ki maa ki choot tumhare bhain k lodo tumhare maharashtra ko apne lund per lapait k tumhare he ma ki choot main de do ganduo choti soch k tatte maderchood gashti k ……….:P

  282. indian said said

    bihar ko india se nikal do sab tik ho jayaga.bihariyon ke gand main itna dam hai to apne bihar main raho.vik magne dusre ke state main kyon jate hai…………………sach yeh hai ek baher main bihari -bihari chillate hai .aur apne state mai rah ker aapne walo ka gand marte hai……bihari ko india se nikal do.maderchod hai….tabi samag main aayega

  283. jo na katega aari se wo katega bihari se.. said

    B- bharat
    I- india
    H-hindustan
    A-aryawart
    R-riwa

    mano na mano par bahar mein bihariyo ka chal bhi sakta hai, par saalo par bihar mein baki state wale jaise punjabi,rajasthani,bengali saare bheegi bili ki tarah rehte hain…nahin yakin aata toh patna aake dekh lo.bihar ke baare mein jante kya ho….padhai mein sabse aage cat,iit,aieee saare yahin ke topper rehte hain.kota hai rajathan mein. aur toppers nikalte hain bihar se.punjab ho ya maharashtra .wahan ke railway adhikari bihari hote hain..saalo dimag toh hota ni bakiyo ka kya ghanta karoge.Bihar bole toh more than 2,00,000 active criminals jo tumlogo ki kahin v maa chod sakte hain aur 2mhe pata v ni chalega.

  284. INDIAN YOUTH said

    bakchod hai maderchod bihari kuch bhi boltehai….sale phale aapne state ko karab kiye phir dusre state ko karab kar rahe hai.sabse jayada currution bihar mai hai…bade currupt wale chote curruptwale ko ko bagha date hai bihar se.phir wahi log jaker dusrre state main daal rahe hai….maderchod ko aane nahi dena chiyea.are maderchod tare bihar ko aalg desh baana chiyea….sale iit,aieee ka baat kate ho…itne gand main dam hai to topper banker aapne bihar ke liye karo.dusre ke ghar main jaker bhokne se kuch nahi milaga…wase tum maderchod ki koi izzat nahi hai…isliye tamilnadu,karnataka,maharastra,panjab,assam,bangal including jharkhand tumlogo par tukte hai aur tari maa chote hai………………….
    ATTENTION INDIA KA LOGO
    BIHARIYON KO AAPNE STATE MAI AANE MAT DO
    INKI KOI IZZAT NAHI HOTI…BIHAR KO AALAG DESH BANHO AUR INDIA SE AALAG KARO.
    TAB MADERCHODO KO SAMAG MAIN AAYEGA…..BHIKMANGE HAI SAALE MADERCHOD BIHARI……..JAI HIND

  285. prakash said

    madhar chod marathi tumhari ma ko bihari kutta chode . randi ke aulado, suwar ke baccho, 64 ke choodo, randi ke baccho. ma chudaoo apne pathrele banzar zamin ke sath.hume nahi chahiye mha madharchodo ka rajya.
    . mumbai ko mumbai hum ne banaya
    amitabh bacchan (super star) up ka
    kendra me sarkar jiski hai wo up ke
    desh ke pehle president up ke (rajendra parshad)
    shahrukh ka baap up ka
    shabana azmi up ke
    govinda up ka
    m.s dhoni captan of world champion team bihar ka
    sale tumhara sachin ek world cup to apne dum pe jitwa nahi paya aur team use dho rahi hai

    agar marathiyo me aukat hoti to shayad in namo me ek naam uska bhi hota
    kisi kabil to ho nahi madharchodo bas apne maa chodwao

    dubara up bihar ka naam liya to 1 bihari ko bhejunga aur tumhari maa behan chod kar phir tum randi ke aulado ke bhi gand marega.

    bhag madhar choooooooddddddddddd

    • INDIAN YOUTH said

      are harmi bihari,up ,maderchod mumbai tune banaya…..salle patna ko aaj tak nahi bana sake mumbai kaak banaoge.salle hamri jamin hai.tumari jamin patna hai AUR TUM patna mai raho….salle tu etna talented hai to bik magne dusre state main kyon aate ho…mat aa mumbai nahi to khon ke holi hogi….hamari jamin hai teri nahi….tari jamin bihar hai…..tumlogo ko india se aalag kar dena chiyea…….ek aaur pakistan jassa bihar banega to hi tik hai……………PAKISTANI BAHARI AATANKWADI HAI….
      AUR TUM BIHARI INTERNAL AATANKWADI HO……

      BIHAR KO INDIA SE HATAO

      • prakash said

        maderchod kute to ghar ke sher hote hai .kue ke medak sale tu ka jane ki duniya kitni badi hai.sale baher nikal ke to dekh teri nani na yad aaye to kahna
        sale tu jo kha raha hai na wo bhi tere bihari bap ki hi kamae hai.

      • indian youth said

        maderchodo tu aa naa maderchod bihiri kaath ke feek dunga,,bihri ..

  286. c s prasad said

    चुतियो “भारत” का गणतंत्र दिवस मुबारक हो … तू माधरचोदो को “भारत” याद है …ये तुम सब का देश है हरामियो..हो सके तो अपने “राज्य” को छोर कर इक बार खुद को “भारतीय” समझ लो कुत्ते क पिल्लो … सालो देश लुट रहा है और तुम सब रंडी की औलादों “राज्य – राज्य ” करते रहो…हो सके तो इक बार मन से “जय हिंद” बोल कर देखना लौड़ो …अच्छा लगेगा…ये ब्लॉग देख कर मुझे पता चला की हिंदुस्तान माय तुम जैसे चूतिये भी रहते है… अपने देश पर गर्व करो हरम क पिल्लो…..

  287. amit said

    Haramjado, Sab ki Maa itni sasti hogayi ki tum loge ek dusre ki maa chodne nikle . are , use aurat ne taklif uthakar tumhe paida kiya , kya isliye ki tum uski hi kapde utaro ? are thodi to samaj dalo khud ko . jara akel chala wo . aaj tum ye sab bate online kehe rahe ho par kal khuda na kare tum ye bate sach main kar do ya phir tumhari bate sun kar koyi danga kar de . plz think before u say guys .

    • amit said

      tumhari ; muu se nikle ek galet bat puri duniya main dange bhi karwa saqte hain , aur meri bat yad rakhna , ki itehas padhke dekho jab bhi dange huwe to . Har ek majhab ke har ek jat dharm ke log kate unki mata bahine rape ki gayi to kabhi bewi to kabhi rakhel . yesa kabhi nahi huwa ki sirf aur sirf ek hi cast ya dharm ke logo ki hatya huwi ya fir mata bahino ki ezat utari gayi . Hamesha sab fase hain roye hain , esliye kaheta hu ki dosto bhayiyo agar tum chahate ho ki apne apne loge sahi salamat rahe to jara soch samaj ke ham sabko bolna chaheye . aram se raho sukh se raho ek satho raho kyuki eksath ek banke rahene main he hum sab ki bhalayi hain .

  288. c s prasad said

    यार इन माधरचोदो को कोई बात समझ मे आती कहाँ है… ये चूतिये सब की माँ चोदते रहते है…हराम के पिल्लो…भारत को अपना राज्य/देश समझो भोसरी वालो …सारी दुनियाँ जानती है की भारत मे तुम जैसे चूतिये भी है जो हमारी नाक कटाने मे लगे हुए है….कोई हरामी नहीं बोला की अन्ना क्यों चुप हो गए…लरते रहो चुतियो आपस मे…

  289. swarjeetsingh said

    carry on

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  291. Ishaan Roy said

    WONDERFUL Indians !!!! Kya bhasa hai tum sab ki……!!! Dag deni padegi.
    Karo….. Aur tukre karo desh ke…… Taa ki ekdin padosi Pakistan Laal Qile par parcham lehrane ka khwab dekh sake !!!!
    Na koi Bihari, Na koi Marathi….. ONLY INDIAN….and be proud to be Indian.
    Indian from first breathe, till last breathe !!!!!

  292. pakistani said

    lado mere indian dosto or apas me hi lad lad ke marr jao fir tumhe harana bhot asan ho jayega or hindustan par ek bar fir mughalo ka raaj hoga

    • prakash said

      bhai pakistani tu kya bolega ager ek bihari bhi jinda raha to tere desh ka priminister bankar tumhare desh ko hindustan me milane ki kuwat rakhta hai mere dost is liye ye khyal chor do kuki ham ek hai wo to aise hi apni g k strong kar rahe the jai maharastra jai bangal jai punjab jai bihar jai india
      bhai mai to kahta hu ki is post ko hata do kuki isse insult ho raha hai india ka
      sorry to my abusing.

  293. This msg. is specially For the Siv Sena name holder man.

    jisne ye likha hai des pe jan dene wale 10 logo ka nam batane ka.
    nahi pata to sale history plat k dekh vir kuwar singh,lal bahadur shatri aur wo sab to chhod sale des ka pehla preisident tere maharasta me nhi paida hua tha.wo bhi ek bhihari hi tha.

    salo tum Raj thakre aur bal thakre ki mari hai kisi bihari ne koi kam nahi to election k time me bihar aur up suru karta for the vote.tum salo unki bato me aate ho.
    Abe chutio kabhi to dimag lagaya karo bas aamchi mumbai karne se tere bap ka mumbai nahi hoga kashmir wale kabhi ye nahi bolte apla kashmir hum sab log ladte hai uske lie pakistan k against.

    agar itani bechaini hain bihar aur up walo se to bolo raj thakre ko bolo koi bhi ek comp. utha lena aur bolna aaj jitne bhi bhiar up k worker aur employee hai kam nhi karenhe, phir dekhna comp. ka kya hota hai.
    hame sharm nhi hai ki hum log lbr ya worker hai kyonki hame apna ghr chalan hai.

    Aur rahi talent ki bat toh uski toh bat hi chhod de.

    ab kya bolu, is pe bolna bekar hai tu samjhega nahi mujhe reply karega.

    bas itna msg. dena chahunga galti dono ki hai but now be Grow dont be full. politician ki baton me mat aao.

    next as you wish.

    No bihar no up and mharastra only India.

    Thanks,
    Dilip Jha.

    • Deshwasi said

      Jhantji,

      uppar yeah bhi likha hai ek 5 naam lete lete teri maa chud jayegi. bhosdi wale tu toh 2 ka naam bhi nahin bata saka. madarchod hai har bihari bhaiyya.

  294. marathichi aai ka bumbhosda said

    are bhadwechya paidaish..tere bap k bre ma tjhe pta nhi ha jo tera bap ha na wo mera lund chusta tha aur jb teri aai se uski shdi hui to chodne ma gand fat gai kehta meri biwi chod do lund chuslunga to is tarah teri ma matlb tum chi aai chi chudai zali aur tmcha marathi manoos cha janam hua samjha madhrchd ab kuch bolne se pehle soch lena ki apne baap ko bol rha ha..ab raj thackrey kaise paida hua..wo khud ki aulad ha apni ma k usine ne choda to ab samajh jao laude marathi manooso..laude up aur bihario ko gali dete ho aur tmhre baap jinki subh ki taui apni jib se saf karte ho wo raj aur bal bh to baher gao se aa k tmchya sagde jana ch ma chod k maharashtra ki ma chod rahe ha laudo…mait nahi ka re…chatrapti shivaji k nam ki ma chd di ha madhr chodo..shiv sena ka nam change kar k bi che dalala chi sena..sagde shiv sena ch ma or ai bahina chi ekach manos virginity break karta ha wo ha mishra..ab sun teri ma ki jab chudai ho rh th na tab har 2mint ma bechari pad rh th laude itni mushkil re tjhe islye paida kia tha madhar chod ki bda ho k apne bap ko gali de..ab kuch bolne se pehle tumchya ai made vichar kara..lakshta ..madhrchd marathi

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  296. Karan said

    Mujhe ek baat nhi samajh me aati h,
    ek bhai dusare bhai ke ma, bahan ko gali deta h,
    isase ye pataa chalta hai ki abhi bhi humare desh me ekta nhi h.
    Hum sabhi Bharat maa ke santaan hai, kuch-ek logo ne iska majak bana rakkha h, aur hum sab apas me ladte rhte h,
    Bajuwon me itna dum hai to unse lado jo hum sabhi ko ladaa rhe h.

    ye baat samajh me nhi aati h to wahi karo jo bewkuf karte h.

    Bhai ke maa ko gali dene kaa matlb hai, apni maa ko gali dena.

    ye tumlogo ko kab samajh me aayegi.

    ye ssale Leader kisi ke nhi hote h, ye apne liye kuchh bhi kr sakte h

    ISLIYE KAHTA HOO- ” JAGO JAGO, KAHIN DER NAA HO JAYE”

  297. baah bahut badhiya badhiya comment kaile bani sabhe :P

  298. durga said

    please stop using abusive language don’t you know shivaji was a marathi lord ram was born in up our national anthem is partially in bengali our country earns a lot of foreign exchange from tourism in rajasthan the pioneer in mathematics aryabhatt and pioneer in economics chanakya were from bihar and we call lord krishna as braj bihari and punjab is our country,s food basket we all are complimentary to each other so spread harmony and liv happily

  299. Deshwasi said

    Kashmeer problem ka hal hai hamare pass.

    Pakistan agar tum kashmeer chahte ho toh UP Bihar bhi free mein milega.

    • Deshwasi said

      Hindustan ko hamara saalem walekum.

      Bhosdi ke 1% swarag (Kashmeer) dega aur 99% narak dega woh bhi UP aur Bihar ka.

      chal nahin chahie Kashmeer

  300. Mamul said

    Jai maratha, teri maa ki bur me marcha ka pharata..

  301. pappu said

    tuhadi ma di fuddi mmari choonk ch mangi daa ke

  302. kush said

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    • c s prasad said

      teri amma ki fuddi maaro se maratha ke bachche tu to pura bhadwa hai se kutte kamine

      • sam said

        Marathis are good servents only.They work in the comanies run by marwaris,punjabi, sindhi and Gujarati.One of my marwari friends told me a proverb “Jay Maharastra tumcha , bartan dhowo Aapcha.

  303. BiharBhosada said

    ye bihari sale madarchod,randi ki aulad ab nagpur me ghusne lage hai.nagpur me ghuste hi inke gand me danda dalana chahiye.

  304. sarfaraz said

    befo
    re girl sed one boy I love u we ar accept 2 what u want if u see

  305. TAMILAN said

    SORRY FOR MY COMNT IN ENGLISH. BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HINDI. FIRST EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ONE. WE R ALL INDIANS. WE MAYBE SEPARATED BY LANGUAGE AND CULTURE. BUT SHOULD BE UNITY. LOT OF MARATHIANS N BIHARIS R COMING TO TAMILNADU FOR EDUCATION. BUT WE R WELCOMING OTHERS. BECAUSE WE HAVE TOLARABLE MIND. SO DON’T FIGHT , PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN

  306. Siddhu said

    This type of idiot work done by one and problem faced by so many people. What Marathi, and What Bihai? Blood colour red or yellow. Shame on u gyes. If u r not educated then its fine but educated then plz try understand. Plz save INDIA from Congress untill no Bihari and no Marathi.

  307. Siddhu said

    BE AN INDIAN AND REMOVE CORRUPTION AND BRIBE FROM INDIA. GET UP TOGETHER AND MAKE A YOUNG PARTY NAMED “INDIA” AND SAVE YOUR FUTURE FROM THE HAND OF POLITICIAN. LIKE THAKRE, LALU AND ALL.
    PLEASE REPLY ALL MEMBERS.

    • TAMILAN said

      ur r right siddhu. defeat the congress. they killed “2LAKHS” of innocent tamilans. and tamilnadu fishermans also killing by srilankan army because of congress. and rice of sufficientfood materials, petrolprice, and corruption. sO DEAFEAT the congress and make the new india. jai hind

  308. NSK said

    It is practically proved that these Biharis & UPites are really mthr-sistr fckrs. They are really like cockroaches, where ever they go, they just suck.

    Ek bihari 100 bimari, 2 bihari ladai ki tyari, 3 bihari train hamari, 4 bihari maramari, 5 bihari sarkar hamari; Gaand pe laat padi tou bhagne ki tyari – kyonki yeh hai mc bihari.
    Sach hamesha kadwa hota hai, upia bhiari saala bhadwa hota hai.
    Sab pe bhari nahi: desh pe bhar, dharti pe bhoj.
    Population Facts (2011): UP: 19.9 crore, Bhiari population 10.30 crore, total is 30.3 crore i.e 25.16% population of the country. Food contribution UP Bihar to central pool is negligible.

    These cockroach’s population shamelessly eats up almost everything which Panjab contributes to the central pool.
    Sale Kaam ke na kaaj ke dushman anaj ke.

    Tou ye desh pe bhar hue na ki desh pe bhari, saale desh pe bhoj.

    • C S Prasad said

      Teri maa aur bahan chhood di to tere ko bihari desh par bhoj lagane lage gaandu kutte kamine harami ki aulad sale teri gaand jo itni phat rahi

  309. ahsan kuta kamina hai jo gand marane ka aadi jo bhai ko marna hai wo 41/3 rum me washim dalla se sum park kare

  310. lo
    ve yani madhar chod kamina hai uski ma chod du rehana jo asam ke rah ne wali hai wo bhut

  311. jai hind said

    dudes stop being so racially abusive with each other it does not make a difference of what caste we are but pointing out like that and abusing each other from different cultures is bringing memories of history repeating again, be wise and sensible fellas we have started all this only for the fact that some ruler selfis for his ends to be met with is instigating such emotions , it was also vdery similar like this happened many years back by the british bastards who were crooks and rogues who came and ruled over us getting us to fight against each other, our country is very big and very huge and powerful but fighting amongst ourselves is repeating the same mistake in history

  312. Marathi bhaiyo mai apke pune mein rehta hu.Mere makan malik ka naam hai pratap rane, magar pratap bhai sahab ki koi snatan nahi hai, bechare unki ling hi itni chhoti hai ki unki bibi ki choot me 1 cm tak jaa pati hai. Is wajah se har din pratap rane aur unki bibi ki jamkar behesbaji ho jati thi. Mai unka tenant hu aur usually mai gate kho kar sota hu.kuchh din pehle ki baat hai ek din achanak unki bibi jinka nam sunidhi rane hai upar chhat pe aa gai subah subah mera mota loura ufan pe hota hai subah subah. unki bibi jab mera 8” ka lamba aur mota loura dekhi unki garam garam marathi chood me sayad jam ke garmi aa gai.Fir kiya us din ke bad se sunidhi rane meri sunidhi bhabhi ban gai gai aur meri jam ke khatir dari karne lagi. Waise mai sari se pehele dubla tha magar sunidhi bhabhi ne khila pilakar saandh bana diya tha.Kuchh din baad sunidhi bhabhi boli rohit (its my name) tu mujhe bhabhi bolta to hai magar bhabhi adhi gharwali hot hai.so tune mujhe adhi gharwali ka darja nahi diya.maine josh mein ake sunidhi bhabhi ko bola are bhabhi adhi kya aap ko puri gharwali ka darja abhi de dunga, udhar bhabhi ki garam baten sunte hi mera loura mast hokar khara ho gay. Fir kya maine bhabhi ko apne god mein utha kar unke hi bistar par le gaya.sunidhi bhabhi itni garam thi ki unke hoth hil rahe the aur wo apni maxy khud bahar kar nangi ho gai aur mera lungi unikal diya.mera loura jo sunidhi rane ki garam garam choot ka bhosara banae ko taiyar tha uth khara hua jai aaj sunidhi rane hi nahi balki sari marathi ladkiyo aur aurato ki choot ka bhosara bana de.fir kiya mai aau dekha na tau apna mota loura sunidhi bhabhi ki virgin choot me pel diya.mere loure ka upar bala bulbus itna mota hai ki sunidhi bhabhi ki patli choot me ghus hi nahi pa raha tha, fir kiya maine bihari wali ek jabardast thaap sunidhi bhabhi ki boor me dal, sunidhi bhabhi jor se chikh pari uii maa mar gai magar mere loure ka supara hi abhi tak sunidhi bhabhi ki choot me pahucha tha.maibola sali abhi to teri adhi choot fati abhi to teri aur tere ghar ke sare choot ka bhosara bana dunga.fir kiya sunidhi bhabhi boli chod chod kar mere boor ka halwa bana do mere bihari dewar mai tere is nirdayi lund ko apne choot me ghuswane ko kab se bechain thi aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh far de apni sunidhi bhabhi ki choot. Maine use jamkar ek thapar khiche aur bola rundi choop kar aaj se tu meri rakhail hai aur fir meine andhi ki tarah usje choot ko pelne laga sara bistar khoon se laal ho gaya magar mera bihari loura garam garam marathi choot ko chhorne ko taiyar hi nahi tha, apni bahu ki cheekh sunkar sunidhi rane ki saas bhi aa gai , us budhiya ki umar kareeb 45 rahi hogi magar uski gaand bhi badi bari aur aakhe chudasu no one thi. uss budhiya ka nam tha Rekha, jyohi gate khula rekha rane apni bibi ko ,ujh bihari saand se chudwate dekh shocked ho gai magar uske face par hairani thi.Usne mera loura dekhi to boli uii maa is bihari ka loura bara khatarnak hai. Udhar sunidhi behos ho chuki thi mere loura se chu kar, mai ne soch aaj iss budhiya ko bhi chod hi deta hu, mai bola aai aisa hai ki sunidhi bhabhi ne mujhse bola tha mere husband ka lund chota hai aur mere ko maa banna hai aur isliye unhone mere ko majboor kar diya chodne ke liye. rekha boli are tera to loura hi itna ,mast hai ki mere choot me bhi pani bhar gaya hai.chla aaj tu mujhe bhi pel pel kar mast kar de.fir kiya maine aau dekhi na tau aur rekha kbhi sunidhi ke samne hi patak kar uski boor ko pelna start kar diya.maga ascharya rekha ki choot ohhh kya mast thi, sali wo bhi sayad apne namard marathi pati se kabhi bahi chudi thi.maine dono saas bahu ko itna pela itna pela ki samjho wo dono ab meri rakhail bann gai hai.

  313. tamilan said

    no biharis, no maharatrians. TAMILANS always rocking

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  315. pankaj batra said

    bihari to ranndi gulam hote hai jo 3000 rs k liya kisi bhi company ma gaand marvane k liya thyar ho jate inki hi vajha sa aur logo ko kam salary mai kaam karna padtha hai
    isliya delhi se bihariyo ko bahar ffako aur aanad se raho

  316. pankaj batra said

    fuck all bihari

  317. rinku jatt said

    bihari kudi moti gaand kali choot i love it

  318. ramu said

    ye jo sale Bihari hote hai, sach bolu to..ye log bahut gande hote hain, jahan v jate hain wohan gandegi failate hai…
    chi chi chi…hai inpe…

  319. ramu said

    jahan v mile maro in Bihari o ko….mar do

  320. anil said

    bhiari ki maa ki chut

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  322. Indian said

    Bus karo yaar.. We are all Indians.. Live in Unity and Concordance.. True Indian

  323. anil said

    TAMILANS are ass hole

  324. h.kumar said

    all tha best gujrat jindabad
    jai hind all is weii ok

  325. INDIAN said

    Yeh hai mera INDIA . shame on you people out there , I never knew that we hate our brothers and sisters so much. . I know ki avee koi aake badtameezee karega but fer vee mei yeh kahunga ki grow up guyz. agar aapas mein ladhoge thoh fer yeh apne desh ko gher ke jo pakistaani, bangladeshi aur chini baithe haen , unse kon ladhegaa. We nurture so much of hatred ness in our hearts for our felloe INDIANS and accuse AMERICANs of RACISM. . :( sad

    P..S. I AM NOT A BIHARI, NEITHER A PUNJABI , NOR A MARATHI .

  326. Arihant said

    Jab mumbai par hamla hua tha to Marathi kaha marva rahe the ? Kyo nhi aaye apne logo ko bachane ? Sab k sab apni biwio ki chut me chup gaye the. Tab Raj Thackrey apni beti ko hi chod raha tha. Abhi Musalmaano ne mahila police k (jisme sabhi marathi thin) sath ched-chaad ki, tab marathi kaha apni maa chudaa rahe the ? Ye marathi sirf naam k hi shre hain. koi b inki gaand aasani se maar sakta hai.

    • jabbar said

      marathi sher nehi chuha hai… shivaji ko bhi pahari chuha bola jata tha… sala larne ka time ata hai to marathi log apni amma ke gande choot me ja ke baith jate hai

  327. Bihar said

    Madhar chod boor ke jhat tu ye kaise bhul gaya ki bihar ke name ke ek ek akchar re bhart ke 5 name nikaltat hai mai tujhe batata hu kyuki mai tera bap jo hu dekh. B-BHARAT . I-india .H-HINDUSTAN .A-Aryawat .R-RIWA

    • Jai Bihar said

      Bihar Bhaiya, aap bilkul theek likhte hai. Maja a gya hai humko. ab bihari bhi jawab de raha hai. Aap bahut hi jayda great ho. Aap hamre bade bhaiya ki tarah bahut bade madarchod hai.

      acha bhaiya ji namaste. Aap sab ki gand phad kar rakhna. Jai Bihar

  328. Indian Desh Premi said

    Kya Koi Madarchod Bihari Bata sakta hai ki desh pe jan denewalon mein 10 Bhaiyyon ke nam. Madrchod Bhaiya tumhari gand phat jaygi jab 5 nam bhi nahi le sakoge.

  329. Raj thakre said

    It is the story of a marathi not bihari. Baat pet me pachti bhi nahi aur apna naam leke ugal bhi nahi sakte isliye bihariyon ka naam badnaam karte hai saale madharchod marathi.

  330. Raj thakre said

    M= madharchod
    A= adha lund wala
    R= randibaaz
    A= aanr rahit
    T= ticket chori karke train me safar karne wala wo bhi biharion ka
    H= harami
    I = idiot

  331. Jeet said

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  332. god every one said

    do not abuse any one coz whole universe are made by god .
    we are son of GOD.
    SO WHY U DO UN NESSESORY……………………..

  333. rahul said

    macharchodo tum jaise bihari, bengali, marathi aur punjabi ki wajah se tum sab ki maa ko angreji lund lena pada. Ab mujhe lagta hai tumhari maa aur behen ko american aur chinese lauda chaiyye jo is tarah se chutiya rhe ho

  334. rahul said

    sale bhosadchut ke bihari zindagi me kabhi samundar nahi dekha aur chale machliya bechne kala kutta bhi nahi leta inki machli kala lavda leke desh me ghumte hai madarchod sale.accha aam ugane me mera mahartra sabse age hai lundpisat bhaiyo ko ye bhi nahi malum ki hath me kaunsa aam hai aur chale aam bechne kahte hai ki hapus hai. chutmariko ko ye bhi nahi malum ki tumhari biwi aur bacchoko tumahara bhai aur padosi chod raha hai gand upar kar ke aa jate hai mumbai me aur lavda chatte hai marathi ka.

  335. sonu said

    mader chod marathi teri maa ki chut me ghusa jab laathi tab paida hua marathi mader chod

  336. vivek said

    chodumga teri maa mutne se pahale 100 baar sochegi
    sale madarchod marati

  337. anuj said

    Bhen k lodo rndi ke bcho tmhari ma betio ke lode hote madr chodo bhn k lodo tmhari bhen betio ko to nanga nach krvana chaheye 62;64 gb road me to tmhari saari bhn or tmari ma bheti hui h puri delhi aun sbko chdte h or vo rndia angrezo ki bh khatir dari bh krti tbh to tm jese gndagi peda hoti h…. Rndi k bcho saale biharioooo bhen k lodo madr chdo desh k bhoj tm madr chdo yaha khane k liye or rhene k liye mitha ha na bhen lndo tm hmara lace prasd k tor pr chata kro!! Tmhari bhem netio or mao ki hm gb road jakr gaaaaaand marte h kyu aunke paas lund h chute nh or jo lund th vo bh central govt ne kaat diye

  338. abe salo kyu apni maa chuda rhe ho tumhari maa ko me chodu aur chodu hi nhi balki balatkar karu , bhosmarikeo , bihari ki aurat ko mene 2000 rupiye me choda tha and marathi ki aurat ko bhi 2000 me hi choda tha , aur punjabi call grl ki gand mari thi 500 rupiye me , to tum sab apni maa bhen ko chod ke khus rho , tumhari maa bahen sab randiya he , jao pucho ki zindgi me kitni bar lund liya he . tumhare baap ke lund me to dum hi nahi he , madarchod bihari , bhosdiwala marathi . aur gand marrwane wala punjabi . ok my son randi ki aulado

  339. ball thakre hrami mar gaya marithi tera baap mar gaya ab tumahri maa ko koun chodega?

  340. bihari tumchya aaichi gand izawadyanno …..tumchaya bahininla jhvla sarva maharastra ani panjab….
    spl for bihari=> tenu manu choda mushraff di wardi pehenke bhenchot…….teri bhen nu choda nach nach ke …..abe dalle log….agar ek hi baap ki aulad hai toh hi reply mat karna agar tumhare baap bohot hai toh hi rplay karna……. forum pe kya hijdo ki tarah bate kar rahe ho hijado bihari salo……… “tumhare baap 1 se jyada honge toh hi replay karna bihariyon ……”

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  341. marathimanus said

    madar chod h bihari

  342. pankaj said

    u sameless guys…..dont u know ki agar tum kisi ki kharab maa ko gali doge to samne wala tumhari acchi maa ko gali dega….apni maa ki gali sunna tumlogon ko itna pasand hai ki yahan par gali galoch laga rakha hai….gand me dum hai to kuch productive kam karo jisse tumhare maa-baap ka naam roshan ho sake…..please take it positively…please think about that.

  343. Wachas said

    bhai jitne v bhaiya hai wo agr apne rajya chale aae to aapka gaand me bina chhila hua baans ho jaega…

  344. marathimanus said

    maa chuda rhe hai bihari, gali gali

    unki ma chudne k liye chali chali

  345. bihari said

    arre bhaiya hamra gand mein bahut khujli hota hai. hum bihari hoon par de ka bimari bhi hoon

  346. bihari said

    hum bihari hoon. par hmra gand mein bahut khujli hota hai. hai koi yahan par mard ka bacha jo hamra gand ka khujli mita sake.

  347. PUNJAB ZINDABAD. said

    jai punjab.

    MADARCHOD BHAIYE HAR BIHARI KI GAND MEIN KUCH JAYDA HI KHUJLI HOTI HAI. JIS DIN HAMARE ADANGE MEIN AAGAYE NA. MADARCHOD SAB KHUJLI MITA DENGE.

    • sam said

      Freight equalization policy

      Freight equalization policy was adopted in 1948 by the government of India to facilitate the equal growth of industry all over the country. This meant a factory could be set up anywhere in India and the transportation of minerals would be subsidised by the central government.

      The policy resulted in the growth of heavy and middle level industry in the post-independence years outside the mineral-rich regions of the country. The coastal states of Maharashtra and Gujarat were the greatest beneficiaries and so were Delhi and its surrounding districts. Industrialists interested in setting up plants anywhere in the country––Punjab,Maharashtra, Gujarat, Delhi etc.––would get coal, iron ore, aluminium etc. at the same price as they used to get in Bihar (now Jharkhand), West Bengal, Chhatisgarh or Orissa. A factory can be set up anywhere in the country and the transportation of minerals would be subsidised by the central government.
      [edit]Criticism

      The sufferer of this policy were West Bengal, the undivided Bihar (now Jharkhand hewed out from it) and to some extent Orissa and Madhya Pradesh (now Chhatisgarh carved out from it). West Bengal and Bihar’s lost their competitive advantage of holding the minerals as the factories could now be set up anywhere in India. This was not the case in the pre-independence era when Tatas, Dalmias and others to come and set up industries in these states and most of the engineering industry was located in the state of West Bengal.

  348. C S Prasad said

    teri amma ki chut me lowada daal ke furta na bana diya to salo kamino tumhari gaand ki bhi chatnai bana doonga haramjaado

  349. corvus said

    THE DISCUSSION SHOULD BE OVER… THESE BIHARIS R JUST POLLUTING INDIA. THROUGHOUT INDIA THESE BASTARDS WORK AS KAHALASHIS, RICKSHAWPUULERS, DHAWA WORKERS, LATRINE CLEANERS AND STILL THE MANAGE TO BOAT OF THEMSELVES… BLOODY UNEDUCATED BUNCH OF RAPED MOMS…THEIR WOMEN R MOST INSECURED IN THEIR OWN STATES…THEY FIGHT FOR A DIME..AND OH YES!! ALL THE BAD WORDS THEY USE, THEY LEARN IT FROM THEIR MOMS WHO ARE NOTHING BUT UNPAID PROSTITUTES…

    HOPE ALL AGREE

  350. chandra said

    agree

  351. vivek said

    yaha jitne bhi hai ye sab mulle hai jinki gand me har waqt khujli hoti rehti hai saale mulle madarchod

  352. Asoka the great said

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  353. Maratha sab Bhirai aur bahiyo ka baap said

    Bihar or up walo ki aurato ko chodne a rahe hai ….

  354. swami said

    What’s common between these achievers ?? Centre/Delhi: Union Home Secretary RK Singh CBI Chief (India) : Ranjit Sinha Police Commr: Niraj Kumar Mumbai: SEBI Chief: UK Sinha Western Naval Command Chief: Vice Adm. Shekhar Sinha… UTI Chief: Imtiazur Rahman CBI Chief(West Zone): Keshav Kumar Censor Board CEO: Pankaja Thakur Chief Commissioner (Customs) Nhava Sheva: CS Prasad Railways Police Commissioner: Prabhat Kumar EOW Chief: Rajvardhan Sinha All are born and brought up in Bihar and we are proud of them ! Only fools can make jokes about Biharis

  355. marathi madarchod said

    upar ke sabhi comments se ye saabit ho jata hai ki hum sab marathi madarchod hote hai. 1 baat to sach hai hamari maa sabhi bihari se gaand MARAATI thi isliye hum logo ko MARATHI kaha jata hai. 2) hum sab marathi bihario ki najayaz santaan hai aaj mai is baat ko swikaar karta hu 3) mai apni maa,behan aur biwi ki kamai pe jeeta hu mai kisi bihari se inki gaand marwaunga aur 50 rupai ki daru piyunga 4) mai beti bhi kal ye maan li ki bihari se acha use koi aur chod nahi sakta. Ye sab true fact hai

    • C S Bihari said

      Very Good Bihari Tumne to Bihar ka naam Roshan kar diya tabhi Bihar me bijali nahi Kyonki waha par tum jaise gaandu apne gaand se roshani karte rahate Jai bihari Ek Bihari So Biamri Bihar Jindabad

  356. 1 bihari = 100 bimari
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  358. marathiyon n punjabiyon ka baap said

    suno re muh me lauda rakhne wale maraathis n sar pe aandu n jhat le ke ghumne wale punjabis…….
    humne jhat kaat kr fenki to punjabiyon ne sar ka taaz bna liya n muth mara to marathiyon ne anpe naam k sath add kr liya………ab kya chahte to pura lund tumlogo ko de dun

  359. marathiyon n punjabiyon ka baap said

    hey corvus…………i cudnt undrstnd ur pain,but i m blaming that bihari who fucked ur mother n sister hard without paying them.
    i request tht fucker who ever did this to ur mom n sis to pay and pay in advance for corvus’s daughter so that he cant be complaining in future.

    • corvus said

      i understand where it pains..because u r bihari u r madarchod.. u can’t change it.. its inherent of ur culture and race.. Lets tell that u in bihari way-” If u fuck a buffaloe will u get a horse?” No, U will either get a buffaloe or a bihari”… Hope that explains ur query… I have fucked some bihari girls but I admit no one can rape Bihari women… can u rape a prostitute? :)

      • Russia china paki lover Bihari said

        Russia china paki lover Bihari said
        May 8, 2014 at 9:37 am

        All the Biharis should be proud of advanced Paki and Chinese nukes and advanced stealth ballistic missiles because that would be used (dropped) against enemies of Bihar. Messages from Patna.
        Reply
        Russia china paki lover Bihari said
        May 8, 2014 at 9:42 am

        Why Indian hate Bihar and Biharis?
        Indian hates Bihar and Biharis because Bihar and Biharis are poor and victim of Indian democracy and constitution Only China can teach lessons to arrogant Indians without war, read economic war.
        China will fill the whole world with cheap Chinese products, cars, mobiles, computers, machine hardware, software, textiles, handicrafts, herbal medicines, and cheap tourism that Indian can’t compete.
        Long live China, message from Bihar.
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        Russia china paki lover Bihari said
        May 8, 2014 at 9:48 am

        Mumbai is developed by wrong policies of New DELHI. UP BIHAR AND BENGAL should demand its own share market and not allow capital to flow towards Maharashratra and Gujrat.
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    • Corvus said

      funniest part is , no need to fuck moms of biharis…they themselves fuck them.. Inki ma behan ko ye khud chodte hai.. kisi ko ja ke chodne ki jarurat nehi.. Bihar is leading in highest number of corruption, political and social indiscipline, crime, general uncultured behavior and dishonesty…there are places in bihar u cant allow women to walk.. there is no law, no order, no social or moral responsibility in general,…everywhere there is turmoil, chaos.. if they find a beautiful field, they will shit on it…if there is a beautiful lake, they will wash their shitty ass and underwear and make it dirty too.. there is no aestheticism anywhere..they are labor class and born to do less iq requiring jobs.. when there is a bihari anywhere, u can expect a loud talk, uncultured environment, dirtiness.. 90% of shit nuisance around stretch of Indian railways is contributed by biharis..they spoil the floor and wall with beetle leaf coughs and are able to deliver shit over anything possible from tiled marble floor to thorn-bushes..amazing..But as they are morons..They dont do these intentionally.. they do it because they r born chutiyas…and something like bihari gene, and bihari culture.. I personally feel the plight of poor bihari women in society of moron chutiyas//more so, because I fucked quite a lot of them…marathiyon n punjabiyon ka baap , sis and mom is one of them.. Now since he has no name, as his id suggests, it’s clear that he is hiding his balls…it also shows that he is a bastard child… akhir bihari jo thahra..jhant to jalegi hi…:)…

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  363. MaURYA said

    Kya hoga ab iNdIa ka…….khuda jane…….

  364. Ernakululam Experess said

    Arrea bhai itna kuch likh diya… par hamne kabhi bhi bihari bhaiyya nahin dekha … yeh dekhne mein kaisa hota hai. aur poora ka poora desh unka majak kyuon udata hai. hamari samajh mein toh nahin aata. kash hamare kerala mein bhi bihari hote to sayad mein bhi dekh leta inko.

  365. trident said

    Tumlog apas me lar rahe jo.. mai to idhar maharsathra me ghus ke marathi larki chod raha hu.. kya fark parta hai yaar. marathi mard apne aurat ko khush nehi rakh sakte kyunki unka lund by default 2 inch ka hota hai.. that is a big advantage guys!! Marathi larkiya duniya ki sabse unsatisfied hoti hai.. bara lund mil jaye to sali sarak pe kapre utar ke let jae.. so stop fighting brothers…maharasthra me ao aur marathi larki chodo… je jan se chodo… pure MH ko randikhana bana do..

  366. Bihari Jindabad said

    Teri Amma ki chudai kare se ek bihari maare so ki gaand & chut Koi hai jo ahamre lund ki takkar le sake

    • Bihari ki Gand Maro said

      Kyuon Bihari Jindabad toh aise likh raha hai jaisi ki bahut hi aamir state ka rehne wala hai tum. Madarchod bhaduwa. Railway line ke pass jakar tatti karne wale. Teri gand mein Danda woh bhi Punjabi ka. Chup Madarchod

  367. SUN MERE BHAI... said

    Yes baat to Saach hai..
    Agar app Bihari aur UP wale log Apne State mein hi rahte to ye naubat hi nahin ati..
    Apni State chod ke kyun ate ho..

  368. SUN MERE BHAI... said

    Bhukhe Mar Jaoge BIHAR Mein.. hai na….

    Agar Dusre State mein ate ho to mehman Bankar Kyun Nahin Rahte… Chori Chamari Kyun Karte ho…

    Well .. ismeim Tum UP-Bihari Logon ka koi dosh nahin….
    Humare khud ke logone hi tum logon ko badhawa di ya hai…
    Kya hum log Bihar mein jayenge to tum log rahne doge kabhi nahin…

  369. gandi baat said

    Bihariyon ko gaali mat do.. Bihari nehi hote to India me labour kaha milta? aur bihari ki ma chodne ki kya jarurat hai?- ye madarchod khud apni ma behan chodte hai… In madarchod najayajo ko itna time mat do… inko gali dena bhi inko importance dena hai… inki ma ke choot me thuk ke inhe chor do… in madarchodo ko gali de ke apna time kharab mat karo— kyunki inki ma bhi sarak pe chud jaye- ye nehi sudharne wale—

  370. Russia china paki lover Bihari said

    All the Biharis should be proud of advanced Paki and Chinese nukes and advanced stealth ballistic missiles because that would be used (dropped) against enemies of Bihar. Messages from Patna.

    • Russia china paki lover Bihari said

      Why Indian hate Bihar and Biharis?
      Indian hates Bihar and Biharis because Bihar and Biharis are poor and victim of Indian democracy and constitution Only China can teach lessons to arrogant Indians without war, read economic war.
      China will fill the whole world with cheap Chinese products, cars, mobiles, computers, machine hardware, software, textiles, handicrafts, herbal medicines, and cheap tourism that Indian can’t compete.
      Long live China, message from Bihar.

    • Russia china paki lover Bihari said

      Mumbai is developed by wrong policies of New DELHI. UP BIHAR AND BENGAL should demand its own share market and not allow capital to flow towards Maharashratra and Gujrat.

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  372. uogi said

    Good Jock for bihari

  373. C s PRASAD bihari said

    El Bihari so bimari. Ham pakke Bihari kiski himmat jo hamari Gand Mari
    Jor se bolo JAI Bihari

    • Moti gaand fadu said

      Bihari sale kale kale, gand b bdbudar :P

      • C S Prasad PAKKA Bihari said

        Teri maa ki chudai bihari ne kari thi tabhi tumhe pata laga ki bihari kale hai
        Waise tu gaandu yaha kyon bihariyon se gaand marwa raha hai
        Tum to paodasi hi gaandu hote ho

        Jai Bihari Pyar se maari
        Ek Bihari Sab pe Bhaari

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