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Mast Jokes..

Posted by @ B H i on October 10, 2006

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5″7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.

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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,” send me a brother”
Santa wrote back,” SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”

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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress

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Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
“Without Information Fighting Everytime”
Wife replies,” No, It means ,
“With Idiot For Ever !!!”

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Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are urs
???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i’m confident. Your friend is also my son,
that’s confidential!

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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints… –

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53 Responses to “Mast Jokes..”

  1. Nitin Chauhan said

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  2. ravi said

    ravi,18 years,goutam,faridabad,block nangla,faridabad,121001,28-12-1991

  3. madhur said

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  4. pranay said

    please send me daily these funny jokes and shayari.
    yhankyou verty much

  5. Hindi Jokes said

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  6. austin said

    Hindi jokes are really humorous. You can not resist laughing

  7. rohit said

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  8. xxy said

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  9. kamal said

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  10. jigar said

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  11. AKASH said

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    BYE…..

  12. Vivek said

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  13. Alam singh rawat said

    Pl mail me these exciting jokes daily

  14. Very funny jokes. Nice collection.

  15. Deepak said

    Ha Chu Chu… Ma Chu Chu…
    Jhingulala Hurrr Hurrr……

    Very funny jokes.

  16. songku said

    u guys r simply superb…

  17. ravi chand said

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    • ramchandra said

      He PRABHU
      Kya Teri Maya He?
      Fursat Se Humara Naseeb Banaya He.
      Na MSG Na He Koi Call?
      Kya chun chun k sirf KANJUSO ko Humara DOST Banaya He.
      *jaise aap*

  18. Shankar. said

    Beta. Shi shi mesg kiya. Kr. Chi chi. Kya aadmi h. Tu.

  19. Vrati said

    I like jokes very much so plz send me these jokes on my mail id

  20. Jyosana Tripathi said

    He..He..He….need a brek to say something… he..he…he

  21. PRASHANT said

    I LIKE THESE JOKES

  22. PRASHANT said

    I LOVE THOSE WHO WRITE THESE JOKES.

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  30. R.K.Shah said

    All these jokes were very witty, mast, original, difficult to control laughter type…, keep it up…

  31. must hindi jokes send karde meri id per, jis jokes sunkar logo hastehi rahe, khas main aapni girl fren ko sunana chahta hu so plz vejdo yaaro……………………?

  32. reshma said

    Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari.
    Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, Pair Aur Sar Mod Diya.
    Aaj Duniya Us Ladke Ko Baba Ramdev Ke Naam Se Janti Hai.

    Santa Ek Din Banta Ko Bata Raha Tha
    Santa: “Yaar Kal Raat Maine Teen Ghante CD Player Par Ek English Movie Dekhi, Na Koi Scene Dikha Na Hi Koi Awaaz Aayi”
    Banta Hairani Se: “Picture Ka Naam Kya Tha?”
    Santa: “No Disc Inserted“
    Ek Sharabi Sadak Ke Beech Gir Gaya.
    Police Wale Ne Ye Dekha Aur Gusse Se Sharaabi Se Bola: “Tumne Itni Sharab Kyon Pee Rakhi Hai?”
    Sharabi Hath Jodte Hue: “Mazboori Thi Sir”
    Police Wala: “Kaisi Mazboori Thi?”
    Sharabi: “Bottle Ka Dhakkan Kahi Gum Ho Gaya Tha Sir“
    Do Purane Dost Kafi Time Baad Achanak Raste Mein Mile,
    Ek Doosre Ka Haal-Chaal Puchne Par Maloom Hua Ki Dono Shaadi Kar Chuke The.
    Ek Ne Pucha: “Kaisi Hai Tumahari Biwi?”
    Dusre Ne Khush Ho Kar Bataya: “Meri Biwi Ka Kya Kehna Yaar, Wo To Swarg Ki Apsara Hai”
    Pehla Udaas Hokar Bola: “Khush Kismat Hai Bhai, Meri To Abhi tak Jinda Hai“
    Pappu Aur Uska Dost Golu Ek Shadi Mein Gaye,
    To Golu Ke Man Mein Ek Sawal Aya Aur Usne Pappu Se Puchha
    Golu: “Yaar Pappu, Shadi Mein Dulhan Ko Ghunghat Mein Kyu Rakha Jata Hai?”
    Pappu Ne Kuch Der Socha Aur Jawab Diya
    Pappu: “Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaaye, Abe Ye To Meri Wali Hai“
    Pappu: “Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye Na Nikal Jaaye, Abe Ye To Meri Wali Hai“

  33. ravindra said

    please send me daily sms

    • KISHOR said

      ek baar murgi market jata hai or sales men ko bolta hai bhaiya bhaiya do aande(agge), sales men kaha aaye tum khud ande deti ho, tumhe kyu chahiye to murgi ne kaha ki mera husband kahaita hai darling rs6 rupe k liye aapna figar kyu kharab karti ho. ha ha ha…………….

  34. rahul sharma said

    All the jokes are superb,as i want i got. Thanx for giving me so nice jokes

  35. swati negi said

    if u pass in exams:

    mom’s words:bahut khushi ki baat h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    dad:mera beta sher h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    luvr:so sweet………….

    &

    frnds:dhokebaaz,kaminey,oye!!!kabpada betune itna?????????????

  36. gunjan papnai said

    abe oye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!swati negi tujhe mene hi yeh mail kiya tha…………..yeh mere ek choti sister h………..

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  38. Please send msssssssssssst msssssssssst jokes to me tooo

  39. Story of Mr. Singh and MS. Kaur

    Jasvinders’ girlfriend told him to bring

    PROTECTION next time they go on a date.
    Jasvinder brought
    3 Brothers,
    25 Friends, &
    12 Cousins
    with hockey sticks…!

    LOLz

  40. Pakistan cricketers who dont know English

    Pakistan cricketers who dont know English,
    prepare answers, after match for media asking…

    One day after a match with Shoaib malik…

    Media :”So Malik, thats fantastic, your wife sania

    is pregnant.”

    Malik:”Ya all credit goes to my team. Everyone

    worked hard for it, specially Afridi.
    It was a tight situation when he went in. His

    performance was really fantastic with Razak in

    the middle. Also the crowd gathered to watch his

    work, our coach also have enjoyed it, they work

    hard day&night all credit goes to my coach & my

    teammates & special thanks to sania who

    supported me 4 this job ”

    Media speechless

  41. Shohar to biwi Aao tmhari battery charge kar don

    Shohar to biwi : Aao tmhari battery charge kar

    don?
    Biwi: Raat ko to ki thi.
    Shohar: Phir kar deta hon
    Biwi: Nahi janu is tarha to battery jaldi phool

    jayegi.?

  42. 1 aurat ne apne pati ko divorce de diya.

    Roz office se late nikalta tha aur bolta tha:”I’m

    on”D WAY”

    Baad me Pata chala uski secretary ka naam

    Ms.”DAVE”tha.

  43. Ladka Ladki Ko Pataa Ke Car Me Jungle Le Gaya.
    Girl : “Mein Bataana Bhool Gayi Ki
    Mein C*ll Girl Hu Aur Ek Baar Ke 500 Leti Hu.
    Ladke Ne Majburi Me Paise Diye ..
    Karne Ke Baad Ladka Cigarette Peene Laga.
    Ladki: “Chalo, Waapas Nahi Jaana Kya?”
    Ladka: “Mein Bataana Bhool Gaya Tha Ki
    Mein Taxi Driver Hu Aur Yaha Se Shahar Ke 800

    Leta Hu.

  44. Court me Pappu talak ke liye gaya

    Court me Pappu talak ke liye gaya .
    .
    .
    .
    Pappu judge se bola :- Sir, I am not
    happy with my wife,, .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    . .
    To Patni Boli :- Kamine, sara mohalla
    khush hai bus tere hi nakhre hai

  45. Santa was watching FTV
    Suddenly son come her…
    Santa = Kitne gareeb ladkiya hai.
    Kapde lene ke liye paise nhi hai.
    Son = Papa agar enh se bhi gareeb
    dekhne ho to mere paas C.D hai.

  46. Baap 6 sal ke bete se: So ja beta nahi to bhoot aa jayega.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    . .
    .
    .
    Beta: Aap logo ko to bas ROMANCE ka bahaana
    chahiye,
    Chahe bachhe ki fat jaye bhoot ke naam se. :D xD hee

  47. sameena said

    nice jokes hahaha vey funny

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