Engineers Vs Doctors
Posted by @ B H i on August 20, 2006
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So all of them gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come……
When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away….Doctors say “Dekh lenge”
NOW on return Journey All of them don’t get a direct train to PUNE.So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, as from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI – LONAVALA) :
Doctors decided, “this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE”….All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket, Engineers don’t buy any ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives…. ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg Bathroom…
TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined……..
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket ) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets…Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time…
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets….. & Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train!!!!!!!!
Snoviodent said
This might be a silly joke that isn’t worth a reply. But the author is as sick as the other engineers who are unable to resist the respect that doctors still get. They aren’t even satisfied that they earn a hell lot more.
Suhas said
Very good joke………..
But ‘Snoviodent’ , why are you getting soo senti……it’s only a joke dear.
Pijush said
Soory but I thnk both doctor nd a good engineer earns more or less the same nd get equal respect….:)
PIJUSH said
Agan SORRY …..the thing is Snoviodent u should’nt have said this…. dont get upset after all ‘ALL IS WELL’
rahul said
Dudes,
Whoever thinks doctors are getting more respect than engineers is a RETARD and has been still living in 80′s.
Dude, 22nd century is engineers world.
We are the people making the machines and equipment you guys use to detect, cure, and even prolongue then to earn your living.
It takes you dumbheads about 1 year to just operate a machine that we make.
Use your head and digest the truth
SID said
WELL SAID
Nilesh said
True said !!
hardik said
Well Said…
Anushka saxena said
ok fine then why don u treat people? if u can operate a machine u can definately operate a human body. after all, its very easy 4 u.isn’t it?? if u get cancer meet an engineer…he will treat u well.
Teul Jackson said
Pinto Tomer
When an Engineer got injured he always went to doctor but when a Doctor get injured he never went to any Engineer.
Joks are always joke dont get santy guys. But Natural Truth is.
I am an engineer but i will still say doctors profession is more respectable than any other profession.
PUSHPRAJ MISHRA said
very nice , it meets “Engineers Vs Doctors” I”m engineer or doctor the same thing but some difference nd get equal respect….:)
Ali said
The best answer
Brijesh said
Very True..!!
Brijesh said
Very true
kish said
elimination of doctors within 20 yrs..so we c tat robots r better… accurate work..22nd cntry guys. thnk diff each robot replaces 5 doctors..and we make sure tat v r not gonna take any word 4m them… enggs chill out..
jamz said
haha..cmon..even the site names joke..both are useful..both are professional.. am i right?? ^_^
amal sasi said
sorry man
i agree with snoviodent only agynaec could earn as much as an engineer and still get respect
cmon engineers build stuff
doctors save lives
definitily more respect for doctor
Dushyant Bangal said
dats wrong …
docs save life with wat?? using stuff built by engineers n scientists
a job is job n each job should have same respect!
a doc or engg cannot do the job of plumber or electrician!
so according to me, both hav same respect!
today, ppl just pay money in deemed uni n bcome docs!
plz refer to the following site dr. manisha got too senti with same joke bt later on she understood dat she was wrong n dats why stooped replying…
may b “amal sasi” will nt read this joke but other ppl who think same will read!
prasad b kini (3rd year MBBS) said
Dr manisha didnt get senti , she is very busy saving ppl’s life (not like you engineers all time free have no work :p :p)
Teul Jackson said
Plumbers or engineers can not save life of any people who is dying by any illness or accident.
One question to mr Dushyant Bangal
Can an engineer or any electrician will be able to save anybody’s life by their invented instrument without doctor.
If anybody get ill anywhere in someones family will you go to the doctor or going to buy medical instrument invented by a engineer.
Munish Suryavansi said
Nice joke
Rahul said
i also agree with sms. engi rocks. and abt respect that is not important in now a days
priyanta sarkhel said
is that so, respect is not important now a days??? my engg. friends donot even try to compare with med. students……… respect always matters…..and a doctor or a good engg. is always greeted with huge respect and money..
umesh paneru said
very good joke,guys…..i really like this..
drsumedh said
cmon dont take it seriously guys its just a joke im doctor n i sent this msg2my eng. frnds bt replaced doc wit eng. though…! N2my dear frnd respect matters u will cme2know it. Neways say al is well..!
roger rash said
Guys,
i just pity all these dickhead engineers who come to doctors to get their ass saved in case of medical emergencies. Why aint these cock suckers go to some dumb machine making assholes for their not so deserving life to be saved. People i don’t want to be rude but the truth is truth. Docs are next to God.We work on the finest of God’s creation “the human body ” while its still running and then operate on it and not like these crappy engineers who work their things on stupid machines while they are off. Dude, it takes guts to be a doctor and i am proud of my profession…Assholes!!….
Rahul said
Dude.
U said Right.
i am proud of my profession…Assholes!!
Your profession is actually of an asshole
Snoviodent said
KUDOS TO YOU ROGER
Dev said
Dont get so excited with ur profession roger..i guess u live in a house which is all engineering..nywaz, ur anger n reaxn speaks loud of ur bloddy doc ego
krunal k said
u eng.are alway rank second. doc are alway first. do u now student having highest percentage choose which side? u knows it very well. by the way u know what is earning of doc. neurosurgeon 50 lakh month surgeon, medicine, gynaec,anaesthetist,paediatric 1 lakh to ….. lakh per month plus respect.u bullshit eng u have to take another birth to make such money.
Anil said
doing a PG in surgery and getting 50 lacs as a pay is max in docs profession,
we engineer gets millions as incentives and crores as company shares , what do u guys get.
engineer rocks doctor sucks
abhay said
go n c world record bookk u ill get
vishal said
hey you engineers are the creators of the world..just remember you money comparative man…and you just say that PG surgery 50 lacs..you just insulted the doctors line by comparing with money..you just the mind brokerzz..get it out
shanu said
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage ” Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?”
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year (a pretty small salary) and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?”
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic…
”Try doing it with the engine running.”
Snoviodent said
That’s what i am talking about.
Aditi said
Great!!! Well written!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John said
Mechanics are not Engineers, they are not the same kind.
amir quraishi said
yeak
er.vanrajsinh kathi said
engineer r god of next century. and dr. are nothing in comparison of the engineer. in next era. engineer have a license to use the .
Nimish said
Lol nice joke
Dr. Manjit said
For an Mbbs seat you need to say 35 lakhs in any state for management quota.
For an engineering seat you need to pay 15 lakhs and you get your fucking B.E.
No one goes to an engineer for an emergency.
I got my admission on merit. Not like you fools you don’t know how much your parents had spend on you for this degree. Whatever mbbs or Be.
You pay money and get and get any degree you want.
Doctor will always have Dr. The two golden letters in front of their names. And engineers have better scope abroad. So what is the use fighting on this topic as idiots.
Behave professionals. And for those who are engineers. Just remember you come to the world with help of medical science.
After watching 3 idiots you engineers have forgotten your place. Respect the doctors. I am not begging, but one day when you meet with an accident. You all will come to know your inventions are a bunch of bhangar without doctors.
Siddhant said
A doctorate certificate is also given to a high level class-A-type engineer like Dr.Baburam Bhattarai of Nepal. So actually engineers like him can also have the two GOLDEN letters. Its all about the struggle(hard-work).
You are indeed very true to be based on merit, I don’t like the other type anyway. Doctors and Engineers go hand in hand. They are like the two sides of a coin. When you flip a coin, either heads or tails is bound to come. You cannot ignore the fact that the HEAD and TAIL are the very part of the same coin with same size, diameter and volumetric properties. Engineers bring change to make things better, doctors help them out when they make a slight mistake which causes calamities. Thus, Engineers are all helpless without doctors! Viz-a-viz, Doctors need equipment to work out their operation. The hi-tech gadgets , medical equipment, disinfectant mechanisms, life support system …. and every other little-to-big thing in a normal operation is made successful with the merit of Engineer. A Doctor and his staff are a bunch of people awaiting the patient to die, if he is without any equipment. Hence, a doctor has 0% success rate without Engineers.
Conclusion: If its a Doctors’ world or an Engineers’ world, the world will not cease to exist as it has till now. In REAL life, Engineers and Doctors are mutually connected professionally because its for the better
btw. * If you really wanna talk about big cash and all, let me remind you that the BIGGEST cash is in the IT sector. The maker of microsoft messenger “HOTMAIL”; Sabeer Bhatia… made money over $40million for this single project… a file which you can download for FREE today….some 3-4Mbs maybe…. It was this file which compelled Microsoft maker Bill Gates to come to South Asia for the first time in his life… in India.
THAT is the power of MERIT!! so people, understand merit, not profession
seth adam said
BRAVO BRAVO!!! Siddhant.. well said.. i think ur reply was the best one and the most relevant for the topic.. but i should mention one thing.. doctors help just to get born.. and health treatment for the engineers.. but whole profession of the doctors depends on technology of the engineers.. so profession wise engineer are more ahead than the doctors(not putting doctors down) but should respect both.. and as u said no reason of fighting who earns most… coz software developers and IT specialists are the top payed professionals in the world.. no doctors or engineers..
numan said
you all doctors burn with engineers..u all will know that engineers can go to space and in the depth of ocean and sea.. engineers are inventers..u all doctors can’t do any surgery and treatment without engineers tools.like x-ray machine, ct scan etc.. ur house,cell phone,computer,tv,hospital,roads,transport,clothes every thing is cose of engineers..u even reach in time to your hospital without car.hahaha…and the 22th century is totaly machine era..engineers invent artificial heart kidney etc…u doctors can’t do any thing with lame person but engineers can do it engineers r now trying to invent hand and leg which is totaly in controle of person.
numan said
if doctrs talking about the respect so plz ur idea is wrong becouse Bill Gates is well known all over the world who is on engineering base (software engineering). in our country pakistan every person know our nuclear engineer heroe (ABDUL QADEER KHAN) who make atom bomb for pakistan and i know he will known to all over the world…the top 10 reach people of the world belongs to engineering base..some have mobile company some have software company etc.. and u know how much peoples respect them…now if doctors talking about money so plz i already mensioned the top 10 reachest people of the world is the base of engineering…no one will see any doctor or sergeon in the list..
seth adam said
well said..
numan said
ok..if doctors are talking about good behavior so ones again the doctors are failed becouse in above forum all the doctors use harsh rude and bad words and also abused and the engineers use soft words..so once again u failed.!..and one day all doctors will be useless becouse the engineers will invent the robots who will do sergeory better than doctors..bcoz u know that a machine can do any thing fast and good! human can do mistake but machine can do always right…so after some years all doctors will be useless..and engineers will asign this task to super computer robots…! if doctrs talking about saving of lives so once again they failed becouse engineers save more lives t
harshad jain said
MARVELLOUS,AWESOME….
shilpi said
thank god i am bcom
hahaha i dont have to fight like cat and dogs like u all
i am very happy and i earn 2.5 lakhs per month
as i am doing business
Siddhant said
i am happy for you
SAVY said
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW ……….
IS IT SO……………
AMAZING YAAR……..
PL MARRY ME………………
vignesh said
in a society, both of the sects are necessary… engineers have more money, more fun.. doctors have more respect, more of humanity and “the ability to cure most of the diseases… and engineer may have invented X Ray… but he can never use it to his good to know whether its a lung cancer of tuberculosis.. a doctor can differentiate a lung cancer and tuberculosis from pnuemonia.. and he may have to take help of a medical physicist.. everybody values living.. even engineers… doctors command respect…
Kalib3r said
Dekho bhaiya saaf si baat hai jisne padhna hai aish karni hai wo engineer bane
Aur jisne padhna hai padhna hai padhna hai…
Main kya bol raha tha haan
Jisne padhte rehna hai aur beep panti karni hai wo doc bane
dr.bagchi said
only the brightest and the best make it into medical colleges.and btw for making those dumb machines you need to come to the world, we make you see the light.only god and doctors have the ability to heal. We work on the finest creation of god i.e. The human body.after all you will never have those two golden letters in front of your name dr.and what do you mean by unsolved mysteries in engineering., do you think everything is solved in medicine?.this words of yours speaks of sheer lack of ingorance and general awareness of engineers. Your own statement clarifies that majority of students who go to engineering are average to low grade people, sparing a few who make into iit.
dr.bagchi said
now what that b.com is doing over here? You are out of this league of titans, just piss off.
dr.bagchi said
in my high school batch of 43 students, 29 ”went” to engineering and 3 were ”selected” into medical colleges.
Nithil said
Hi I am an engineer and still i believe that doctors get more respect and they earn it.
I do agree that engineers make machines that is used by doctors, but at the end of the day doctors make the best use of it and save peoples life.
Doctors are respected more in society ( in general) but only few engineers could ever match that.
Nithil Malguri
BTech
IIT Roorkee
PS: No doctor has ever invented any biological weapons, engineers ( Bio technology) have. Apart from that, engineers made several other weapons of mass destructions.
healer said
just survey this fact. A person automatically shows more respect to a man on knowing that he is a doc than to an engineer. An engineer is a normal person with no divine capabilities. U can live without cars, phones, laptops, tv,etc. But u cannot with a brain haemorrhage. First u need to live in order to enjoy the world.
Er. Subrat Tripathi said
what ever everybody say, but those fucker DOCTORS ARE STILL RESPECTED in our society…leaving all top 10(or even top 100) world known personalities, a common man respects these doctors…
I dont y, they are paid so much and respected so much..??
Subhajit Dasgupta said
Er. what a joke ! Lol
What the fuck is an Er. A cybernetic internet slang? :p
healer said
it is apparent that the engineers are so frustrated with the exhorbitant magnitude of prestige that the designation dr. Carries that they are making absurd and fantasy desig er. To cope up with this. This er. Term is a joke and is not recognised anywhere globally
Subhajit Dasgupta said
well said. bloody megalomaniacs.
Sambuddha Adhikari said
Scene 4 : One of the engineers has a heart attack.. Now all their tricks are out of order.. They go to the doctors and the Doctors save the Poor fellow….
PS:I am not a medical student…I am studying Engineering at IIT Kgp..
sukhi said
before scene one engineers not invent train yet
pakad lo ganta mumbai se pune tak……
the end
Sinchana said
I wonder wat we gona get by fighting ovr whether an engineer is great or a doctor.
Both the proffesions are gud in their own ways.
Engineers play a major role but so do a doctor…its just being kiddish arguing who z great o who rules
N well..engineers ought to respect doctors..they deserve it..engineers are no less in anythng but stil a doctor is somethng realy proud to be:-)
PS:well..am an engineer an am proud of it:-)
Faizan Ali said
engineers r great and constructive minded………proud to be engineer………..!!!!!!!!!!
Numan Habib said
dear friends i am going to tell you truth, that who is better.
so engineers are more better than doctors.. don’t worry i am going to tell you that how?
if we talking about the earning so engineers earn much more then doctors.. if you search the first 50 richest people of the world you will see that all peoples belongs to engineering like BILL GATES a software engineer and owner of MICROSOFT COMPANY, another one CARLOS have mobile phone company, another WARREN BUFFET owner of 60 companies etc… so engineers are much wealthy then doctors that is clear…
now the matter is respect… so engineers are still one step forward then doctors. a nuclear engineers of every country who make atomic bombs for the country get lot of respect.. in saudi arabia the millineries peoples goes behind CIVIL ENGINEERS to design the roads in front of his property that his property becomes much worthy.. in china the engineering student get 60000 rupees in training but medical student give him money for training…
and doctors are only operators every machine is designed by ENGINEERS, doctors can not do any surgery with out machines and surgical instruments.. even you cant find blood pressure with out B.P set..
ENGINEERS save much lives then doctors ENGINEERS provide AC and fan in summer and heater in winter,
you doctors do surgery to remove kidney stone but engineers make a machine by which doctors do not have need of surgery.
you doctors will useless because engineers are inventing that type of robots which will treat much faster and correctly then doctors.
this century is machine century every country spend 90% money on defense system… so GOOD BYE doctors…. and proud to be engineer.
sukhi said
dear doctors i agree that you saves life, but in reality er. r doing much more for humanity in uncountable ways.
from whole upper conversation and practical world it is very clear that engineer’s contribution is above doctors in saving life, n er. r above dr. as they r more intelligent, creative,energetic, talented,smart,brainy,daring, n even much more romantic too……
i’m not posting my view it’s a truth that you doctors have limited thinking level like a frog of well. you d’t know the world out, out of your well,that’s y ur continuously repeating only one thing(dr. above er. dr. above er. dr. above er.)toyen toyen toyen like frog. so come out of the well and see the world and adopt the truth of the world.
shahzad said
Stethoscope,ECG,computers and all other equipments used by doctors are made by engineers even engineers produces electricity
Subhajit Dasgupta said
Stethoscope by Rene Laenac a french physician
ECG by Sir William Einthoven a dutch physiologists/// Most doctors have precise understanding of the physics that guide our instruments of work, so its not difficult to innovate and built either.
K V S said
we all know that stethoscope, ECG and all other machines that come under medical profession r invented by engineers but these dumbs engineers forget that these instruments – will be used for all ‘people’ n remember these r used by Docs
but
THE WORD ‘PEOPLE’ CONTAINS ENGINEERS ALSO
Anand Hase said
Both professions are different. They having equal respect in there fields. Dont fight about money they getting coz. there is not end line for talented person who getting money for his talent.
I am an engineer and proud to be engineer…. Thanks.
steeve said
comon guys just enjoy the joke why y guys r fighting on such a stupid reason i liked that joke becoz it was good n not bcoz m a enggnr if docs post more hillarious joke than this i will also appriciate that
Suhaib said
Hi Mr. Suhaib here to announce the results. & the rezult is
Eng. 10/10
Doc. 0/10
Summary:
The docs got 2 points for the “Golden Words dr.” & -2 for getting jalous of engs as their harsh & abusing words indicates Total: 0
engg: 8+2= 10
“ENGINEER ROCKS”
Dr. Nilesh said
Hi Er’s
So you guys say that you are in top 50 people in world and other stuff.. I would just like to know from my engineer friends that how many of you people do charity work or help poor people.. I guess apart from the top 50 people none of u must be involved in such activities.. On the contrary almost all the doctors are involved in such activities.. I my self work in a government hospital and I attend at least 1 camp per month organized for poor people living in rural areas.. This is a reason why we people are respected at least by the poor community.. You people just keep on saying that one day when I will become a rich man I will donate some of my money to this trust that trust.. but in real no one does this thing except for a few..
You people too can get involved in such activities but none of you comes forward.. You people just want to boast your self that doctors has to depend on the machines invented by us so we people are great.. But dear friends we have delivered you out of your mothers wombs safely so you guys are able to do these things..
Anyways you people keep on boasting your self.. This is the thing which you people can do better..
Suhaib said
haha Dr. nilesh when i was in engineering university i used to gave blood to persons which were dieing of unavailibility of blood & thus saved their lives. Now i am a mechanical Engineer & i make ambulances in which injured people are carried to hospital on time. Another of my friend z a civil engineer & builds hospitals in which thousands of poor people r cured. Well what z dis? What do u think dr nilesh? Charity depends upon field?
Suhaib said
you r a doctor & having such a narrow mind. Pity
Shabir beigh said
Engineer’s are far better than doctor’s,so proud to be an engineer.
kool sam said
life first … leisure later.. so doctors 1st n engineers 2nd!
n just 1 more thing.. if there were no doctors.. none of us had taken a healthy birth to become either doc or engg!
Kevin said
So …. to solve this problem, Er. Marry a Dr. I am an Er and going to marry a Dr.
Fight continue in Home sweet home.
Durgesh marathe said
It’s really funy……….so sweet ………..i like this jok’s.
sanoj kumar said
Er.SANOJ KUMAR
DOCTORS ARE MORE BETTER THAN AN ENGINEERS………………………………………………….
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armaghan said
believe me people if u count the numbers for doctors vs engineers …there is no way engineers can win in near future…i am writing some reasons understand them rationally…
>ask someone who is at the edge of dying and to him doctor is the last person after God who can save him…
>either engineers or anyone ,they should not forget that they born in the hands of nurses and doctors..
>doctors deal with humans not machines, and humans are lot more difficult and complicated than machines…
>regarding idea about inventing machines….yes invented by engineers …but not even then they can interpret results…doctor interprets and decides which is better for his patient.
>the one who saves a human saves whole of humanity.doctor saves lives everyday how many engineer saves???
>and in the last engineers retire but doctors never …they expire
Amith said
nicely put!!!
rajesh@gmail.com said
Engineers Pay Taxes and Doctors don’t…….is’n that punny
Amith said
Doctors have to pay taxes!!!!
Abdul Jalil said
If a King goes to an engineer,the King will order him to design this that thing in this that way…i.e. the King will order a engineer.
If the same King goes to a doctor,the DOCTOR will ORDER the KING to take this that medicine in this that way…i.e.the doctor will ORDER the KING or PRESIDENT.
John said
u’re wrong. the King will listen to the advises of the engineers before something is constructed, too.
Saravan V Lyf Rox said
Engineers or Doctors, all are human. Without both society can’t exist. So please let us(Doctors ANDEngineers) conclude this debate about who is better. Docs and Engineers are the best…….Applicable to Docs
Engineers and Docs are the best…….Applicable to Engineers
WE ARE THE BEST!!!
Rajat_Mehra said
jst asked to the upcoming generation “wt they all want to become?”
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………………….ENGINEER……………………
anything else to prove?????
vijay said
u engineers,know that top10 richest are engineers.but don’t u know that lakhs of engineers are roaming on roads without jobs.this is the fact that u peaple can’t digest.so please don’t waste ur time in posting rubbish.use ur time in searching for a job . . .. otherwise go to a doctor,he will change ur thoughts without using a machine
nitin said
The only thing I know that Lady doctors are very sexy. Medical colleges have more sexy gls that that of engineering college. I am an frastroo engineer…..ladki ladki ladki…maal ladki in always in medical coll.
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Subhajit Dasgupta said
You guys are retards.We save lives with the equipment you built. How many of you doodle engineers except a handful of IITians has ever built something.? You are just labour shacking cheap machinery for the rich, you idiots we work with something as important as human life sometimes in primitive conditions with mediveal equipment, sometimes with ofcourse technically superior equipment built by engineers who wont be silly enough to come here and call a doctor dumb. YOu birdbrains can never loose because of your sheer number in the next few years Every second guy around me will be an engineer because its so damn easy, all you need is your father to pay that too has different tariff options.
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Diwakar said
OK FOR THOSE PEOPLE FIGHTING OVER THIS ISSUE..JUST ONE FINE COMPARISON
Recently in jaipur ,doctors went over for a 7 day strike…and guess what 50 people died.NOW IF ALL THE DOCTORS OF THE WORLD GO FOR A ONE DAY STRIKE…MAYBE MANY OF US WOULD LOOSE OUR FAMILY MEMBERS.BUT JUST IMAGINE WHOLE OF THE ENGINEERING WORLD GO FOR A STRIKE FOR ONE DAY…THERE WOULD ONLY BE DELAYS IN WORK LIKE CONTRUCTION,PROGRAMMING,ETC…NO LOSS OF LIFE. NO DOCTORS MEANS ,NO LIFE AND NO ENGINEERS TOO.DOCTORS ARE NOT GOD.BUT MAY BE NEXT TO THEM.
I AM PROUD TO BE A MEDICAL ASPIRANT.
seth adam said
thats why engineers are developing robots and nano technology to eliminate doctors.. the accurate robots will do the surgeries far better than doctors.. nano technology will bring up tiny robots which will automatically get in to the infected areas and cure them with out even knowing to the patient.. so after may be 20 or 30 years.. we will don’t care even doctors strike for a year.. coz we can hire more people to clean up the robots.. and anyone will not die.. doctors era has sadly finished… sorry bro.. no point in arguing about doctors.. they are gone and gone forever.. aah.. but there will be doctors.. who got the doctorate in software engineering, chemical engineering,mechanical engineering..etc
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abc said
I am an electrical engineer and respect true doctors. Every occupation is important: engineers, doctors, janitors, waiters, postman, fireman, police, nurse, technicians, construction workers etc. So shut the hell up you dummys, who are fighting like idiots.
irfan shah said
what then the engineer proved they can survive anywhere
kish said
elimination of doctors are possible.. in 22nd century technology has so much dvlpd.. so ther r chances of keeping robots.. which is very accurate,no word of tiredness..guys thnk diff each robots replaces 5 doctors of all..and even any can suggest or give a command 4 it..for thngs 2 b done o not..so its of no use getting trained o studying all through out when robot hav better effcny..so mistakes done by humans are more wher robots r nil.. we engg can eliminate u ppl.. be aware..
Amith said
Ha ha who do u engineers go to when you are sick??? a mechanic??? what u dont understand is a Dr slogs day in and out so that you people can live happily not worrying about himself or his family….u guys may develop a machine which helps us treat u better and thats for your own good but then u dont have a person’s life in your hand,……
at this point i remember some one telling me a Mechanic’s job is to repair the engine of a vehicle much like a heart surgeon who also works on the engine of the Human body!!!! the only differences are when the mechanic is doing it the engine isnt running and also he doesnt have a life at stake…..the value of is seldom known…..and yes try treating a patient under the pressure of loved ones,,,,,, one day u will understand…….and yes the robots being mentioned need someone to teach them the procedures to be done…..you will need the knowledge of 5 different super specialists if at all u have to feed in the information as an Engineer wont know how precisely a surgical maneuver has to be done…..
Anyways i feel both need to go hand in hand as one cant last without the other…..being a Medico myself i feel you dont have the right to sat anything about a Dr’s life unless u’ve been thru it
kish said
well big xplntn ha..i must take you up on that point where u said abt info fed as an engnr..wouldn’t b up 2 much.. well dont go abt past thnk engnrn is ntng but a new tech..we cud also feed any info more than a man does.. same as your comp..smtyms man wud nt b able to do..i mean you dnt hav 2 slog out so much 4 trainin whr a comp and elect world do in a matter of sec.so when you take up on surgical maneuver i wud better reply the point as i said.. so better stoop down 4 smtn n think a lot..
pushkar said
by reading all this im surprised. all of u guys talking n fighting like cat dogs both of u are pillars of this society so dont fight show your mature gesture to society becoz society needs both profession fot growth and progress. both are depends on each other.
by d way im an engineer my wife is doc. i have son and he want to bcame a footballer thank god he dint choose engineering/medicine.
i hope everybody understands my feelings…
pushkar said
by reading all this im surprised. all of u guys talking n fighting like cat dogs both of u are pillars of this society so dont fight show your mature gesture to society becoz society needs both profession fot growth and progress. both are depends on each other.
by d way im an engineer my wife is doc. i have son and he want to bcame a footballer thank god he dint choose engineering/medicine.
i hope everybody understands my feelings…
aashis trivedi said
i underdstand! let these people fight!
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sadat said
God saves life not doctors……@Doctors come outta this illusion……..Now u ll say God saves through our hands…
All these medical equipment were invented by engineers . ?????????
aniket said
if a doctor makes a mistake,only 1 person dies,but if engineer makes a mistake thousands of people can die…engineers do work that requires a lot of talent and hardwrk….we engineers rock!!!!!!!!
Vaibhav Jain said
man can survive wid out er. but cant wid out dr, dr.s r just next to god on this earth and unki value er. ko tb pta lagti he jab vo khud ya apne family member ke liye hospital me hote he dr. ko er ki jarurat nhi he bt er ko he rha sawal machines ka to jb purane tym me machines nahi thi tb bhi dr. life savers hote the vo tab bhi bhi next to god the and aj bhi he and hamesha rahege
Dr.Sourabh said
doctors rocks yaar..they have some great abilities which eng. Dnt hav n they dnt want 2 admit it..insted de r jelous of docs. Bcoz they get much more respect everywhere..they get it coz they deserve it..they do sumthing very important related directly to human life..whatever machinary,equipments we use,its just for saving life..making machine is somewhat easy but its interpretation n then taking right decision which either saves or can destroy or ends someone’s life at a moment..its a smartwork which only doctors do..not machines or any machinemaker or robots..
shaik said
Nut Heads No doctor Works on heart while its beating They stop heart & operate on it & then re start the heart with pace maker who is this nut head who posted this Joke.
Even though Todays technology engineers can repair engines & machines to some extent while they are runnung In few decades they can really repair the nook 7 corner of the machine while its in running condition
Dr.Sourabh said
no doctor is a fool as mentioned in joke at d top of this page..they might be engineers themselves..becoz previously i’ve heard the same joke in which engineers were searching toilet in locals..u just reversed it,which is d best thing engineers can do..just edit copy n paste,n 2 say we r intelligent..is this ur intelligence.?
Who is dis nut head dat posted this joke here like this.?go get some robots n get repaired ur dumbhead with that birdbrain inside..or simply do a CT of ur birdbrain n come 2 a doctor,he wil surely repair u..Get wel soon MaaMU..TK.cr..
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Amit Chauhan said
No offense but those who are all supporting Doctors here are either doctors n trying to be one..Common guys it is just a joke..laugh n forget..live happily guys..By fighting here don’t try n prove it that u guys are actually Dumb..Have a life guys.
Dr.Sam said
no offences.?
Is that u want 2 say.?
People supporting engin. N who created this page for a stupid joke over doctors are all engineers..what is d need of doing dis.?does it make any sense.?what does dis shows.?anyone can tell now,who is dumb.?
sensible said
Its sad that evry1 is fighting. 1 thing i wud point out. many engg supported docs but not a single doc supported engg not evn 1 person. as well as the language and intensity of words used here by the doc supporters is unnecessary. Both professions r impt and respectable. But its universal truth tat docs dont end up getting what they deserve but engg get lot more than wat they deserve (in terms of the effort and money put in and the return got). it a matter of choice and sacrifice ultimately. pls docs get it into ur head tat no shop will give u a pint of rice if u go and tell them ‘iam a doc and am highly respected and i save ppls life’ so jus stop the argument and jus b happy for who u r.
aashis trivedi said
I am a Mechanical Engineer from IIT kanpur. i just cant stop laughing after reading this entire thread!!!! two strongholds of the society are fighting for supremacy! take out one, another would stop functioning!! great!! LOL! hey docs, WITH GREAT POWERS, COME GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. be responsible and respecful!!
aashis trivedi said
My cousin practices medicine in Harvard. there doctors along with Mechatronics engineers have built a robot, with a size of 1/100th of a sugar cube, which is programmed to enter into any blood vessel or tissue and perform required detection…… u guys just dont know how this world is developing…. i just pity ur stone-age customs and beliefs!! carry on!!! LOL!
rahul thala said
any medical instrument used by doctor’s is truely made by an engineer….lol!
we engineer always rock’s
Jjaasooos said
Those robots cant save life without docs. Suppose person is having pain in abdomen,,robot will go through information and if there r 10 problems with common symptom,robot might give all medications together which is extremely toxic 4 body,, world cant survive without doctors,and are respected much much more then engineer, in every field.
aashis trivedi said
who says doctors aren’t needed? every engineer gives due respect to the doctors…its them who refuse to accept the brilliance of others and carry a false air of superiority,,, please stop this foolish fight guys and accept the importance of everyone..