Jokes In Hindi
Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on July 4, 2006
How do u CUT roads?????
By
LAUGHING…..
Because “Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste”
Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls
into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind
!!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye
saala kush bhi karega!!!!
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya
hai?.. ???socho……. nahi pata..??
Answer- D’Cold……Chan ki
saans – D’cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. …..
Ans: D’Cold again…….Kyunki
saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of
them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???….
Question:
What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan
Lever (Leaver).
Question: What will u call a person who leaves
India,but doesn’t travel
much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd
(Limited).
Q – RAM SITA HAI … TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans:
TAILOR
Q – SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita
MEMORY hai (read RAM as computer RAM)
Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai
joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.
Q –
Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? 🙂
Ans: Tendulkar
is an opener
Q – What is similarity between “Satynarayan
Pooja” and “Indian Cricket Team”
Ans: Dono ke ant me
“Prasad” aataa hai
Q – Who is Joe?
“Kambakth ishq” – Because “Kambakth ishq hai Joe!”
And of course, the grand finale…………The Madrasi said, I
want to see
the movie
‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he
really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai
Jokes 
saurabh jangid said
good ones
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wow good ones
Om said
Gp
Shrikant Patel said
Awesome one yaar..Hats off..
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fantastic, fantabulous, mind-blowing & great jokes…
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Atul kumar said
Absolutely mind blowing pjs…
Santa Banta said
HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
siva said
How are woman and tornado’s alike? They both moan when they come, and take the house when they leave.
CP said
Stdent- sir hamne ek aisi cheez banaye h jis se hum deewar k us par b dekh sakte h
teacher- wow fantastic, kya h wo?
Student- “KHIDKI”
akhilesh kumar said
wow! its cool. . . . .
apoorva said
the jokes are awesom n cooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Munmun said
Really this is the best jokes
AARIF PATHAN said
Na Bangla na gadi na picture cinema,
Na saving account na jivan ka bima,
Mujhe ek randwe ki khuwaish pata hai, Walima walima walima walima .
AARIF PATHAN said
Do & Die.
naresh said
whats up!
A user wants 2 something new, aur aapne kitne purane jokes collect kar rakhe h.
Something new yar…
raushankumarsharma said
chumesshwarri
Sidrah said
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Ab ho gaya kitna tarif dekhoge…….
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Tarif dekh dekh mota ho ta ja raha hai…….
sunil singh said
bakwaas
faisal said
santa banta
priya said
nice 1s
riddhi said
awesome!! i love it
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anita said
wow what a jokes…………….
chandan said
what a joke!!!!!!!!!!!
anita said
waha waha waha abhi bus hogaya na yaar kitna pakaoge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
kishor mandal said
kisi ke paas ek must hasane bali jokes hai to plz es ID per vejdo yaaro
ROHIT MISHRA,ORAI,UTTAR PRADESH said
An MBA student went 2 his home wid his gf after completing his MBA……
His dad asked , who is she??
Son replied
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My campus selection…!
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ananya said
jo bhi wah wha kar raha hai lagtha hai agra ke pagal khaane se bhaag kar aaye hai……. chee is ghatiye jokes mey ne aaj tak nahi padhe………….bakwass band kar apni….aur ye website bhi………………….
Mohit said
not bad thak thaak hi haa
Mohit said
yar ya jokes to kamal k haan in ka too koyi jayab hi nai
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Jokes In Hindi