Jokes In Hindi
Posted by @ B H i on July 4, 2006
How do u CUT roads?????
Because “Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste”
Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye
saala kush bhi karega!!!!
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya
hai?.. ???socho……. nahi pata..??
Answer- D’Cold……Chan ki
saans – D’cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
This is quite simple.. …..
Ans: D’Cold again…….Kyunki
saans bhi kabhi bahu thi )
A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???
So, Which Platform are you Working on ???….
What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan
Question: What will u call a person who leaves
India,but doesn’t travel
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd
Q – RAM SITA HAI … TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Q – SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
MEMORY hai (read RAM as computer RAM)
Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai
joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
is an opener
Q – What is similarity between “Satynarayan
Pooja” and “Indian Cricket Team”
Ans: Dono ke ant me
“Prasad” aataa hai
Q – Who is Joe?
“Kambakth ishq” – Because “Kambakth ishq hai Joe!”
And of course, the grand finale…………The Madrasi said, I
want to see
‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he
really want to see?
Dil Chhata Hai