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Jokes In Hindi

Posted by @ B H i on July 4, 2006

How do u CUT roads?????
By
LAUGHING…..
Because “Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste”

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls
into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind
!!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye
saala kush bhi karega!!!!

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya
hai?.. ???socho……. nahi pata..??
Answer- D’Cold……Chan ki
saans – D’cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?

This is quite simple.. …..
Ans: D’Cold again…….Kyunki
saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))

A beggar meets another beggar.

A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of
them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???….

Question:
What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan
Lever (Leaver).

Question: What will u call a person who leaves
India,but doesn’t travel
much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd
(Limited).

Q – RAM SITA HAI … TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans:
TAILOR

Q – SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita
MEMORY hai (read RAM as computer RAM)

Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai
joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.

Q -
Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans: Tendulkar
is an opener

Q – What is similarity between “Satynarayan
Pooja” and “Indian Cricket Team”
Ans: Dono ke ant me
“Prasad” aataa hai

Q – Who is Joe?
“Kambakth ishq” – Because “Kambakth ishq hai Joe!”

And of course, the grand finale…………The Madrasi said, I
want to see
the movie
‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he
really want to see?

Dil Chhata Hai

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36 Responses to “Jokes In Hindi”

  1. saurabh jangid said

    good ones

  2. Shrikant Patel said

    Awesome one yaar..Hats off..

  3. fantastic, fantabulous, mind-blowing & great jokes…

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  4. Atul kumar said

    Absolutely mind blowing pjs…

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    Both take up too much space on the bed.
    Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
    Both are threatened by their own kind.
    Both mark their territory.
    Both are bad at asking you questions.
    Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.
    Neither does any dishes.
    Both pass gas shamelessly.
    Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
    Both like dominance games.
    Both are suspicious of the postman.
    Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
    Neither understands what you see in cats.

  6. CP said

    Stdent- sir hamne ek aisi cheez banaye h jis se hum deewar k us par b dekh sakte h

    teacher- wow fantastic, kya h wo?

    Student- “KHIDKI”

  7. akhilesh kumar said

    wow! its cool. . . . .

  8. apoorva said

    the jokes are awesom n cooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. Munmun said

    Really this is the best jokes

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  11. Do & Die.

  12. naresh said

    whats up!
    A user wants 2 something new, aur aapne kitne purane jokes collect kar rakhe h.
    Something new yar…

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  15. bakwaas

  16. faisal said

    santa banta

  17. priya said

    nice 1s

  18. riddhi said

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  21. chandan said

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    Son replied


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