Jokes In Hindi

How do u CUT roads?????
By
LAUGHING…..
Because “Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste”

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well.
Luv falls
into the well. Why???
Because Luv (love) is blind
!!!!!
Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
Because Luv ke liye
saala kush bhi karega!!!!

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya
hai?.. ???socho……. nahi pata..??
Answer- D’Cold……Chan ki
saans – D’cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?

This is quite simple.. …..
Ans: D’Cold again…….Kyunki
saans bhi kabhi bahu thi )

A beggar meets another beggar.

A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of
them ask the same question to each other.
What is the question ???

So, Which Platform are you Working on ???….

Question:
What will u call a person who is leaving India??
Answer : Hindustan
Lever (Leaver).

Question: What will u call a person who leaves
India,but doesn’t travel
much??
Answer: Hindustan Lever Ltd
(Limited).

Q – RAM SITA HAI … TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans:
TAILOR

Q – SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans: Sita
MEMORY hai (read RAM as computer RAM)

Q -Kalidas ka ek bhai
joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?
Ans: Adidas.

Q -
Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar
is an opener

Q – What is similarity between “Satynarayan
Pooja” and “Indian Cricket Team”
Ans: Dono ke ant me
“Prasad” aataa hai

Q – Who is Joe?
“Kambakth ishq” – Because “Kambakth ishq hai Joe!”

And of course, the grand finale…………The Madrasi said, I
want to see
the movie
‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he
really want to see?

Dil Chhata Hai